>Day too much /soc/ in Equestria.
>You sit on your couch bored and flipping through channels on tv.
>It's nice to just get away from all the idiots and zone out.
>All of a sudden the channel changes on it's own to a live feed of Princess Celestia's throne room.
>A generic announcer babbles,
>"We interrupt your program to bring you live coverage of a groundbreaking new annual award being presented by Princess Celestia!" 
>Celestia waves to a crowd you cannot see.
>"Thank you all for being here. We are here today to recognize a pony of true greatness. A pony with the will to never give up, even in the face of adversity. Please come forward!"
>You munch on some chips.
"Dis gon be good."
>Fluttershy steps onto the screen and you almost spit everywhere.
>She shyly steps up to Celestia.
>"Fluttershy, for being my best little rapist, I present you with the Golden Rape Tiara for this year."
>Celestia places a shiny tiara on Rapershy's head.
"What. The. Actual. Fuck?"
>Fluttershy turns to the camera with tears in her eyes.
>"I'm s-so h-happy! I'd like to thank the m-man who made this p-possible, my l-lover Anon!
"Oh, piss off."
>You click the tv off and go get something to eat.
"Fucking Fluttershy. Fucking Celestia. An award for RAPE?"
>There's a knock on your door.
>Oh good, maybe you can give someone a piece of your mind.
>You go and answer, finding Celestia and Fluttershy (still wearing her dinky tiara).
>Celestia fires a beam of magic at your chest and you fall over, stiff as a board.
>She rolls you over onto your face, "we must break in the new tiara!"
>You are unable to scream while Fluttershy jams the jagged and cold tiara unlubed into your ass.
>Celestia laughs the whole time.
>This will be a yearly thing.