[10:51] * marianaJumper started pestering transhumanistShellfire [10:51] MJ: hey i don't know you and just hit the random button to get a convo going with someone> [10:52] MJ: sorry if i'm interrupting anything on your end> [10:52] TS: Hi! [10:52] TS: Nothing too important, I was only about to save the world from an alien invasion. [10:53] MJ: shit did we get to earth already?> [10:53] MJ: thought we weren't going anywhere near watery planets for a while?> [10:54] TS: You would think, but it turns out that places without water aren't really good for invading. There's no water on them. [10:54] MJ: :0 > [10:54] MJ: you's right!> [10:55] MJ: ...wait you're a human aren't you? you didn't correct me when i said earth> [10:55] TS: You see. [10:55] TS: I am a Blorgon. [10:56] TS: We come from a completely different planet that is also called Earth. [10:57] MJ: then how do you know humanity?> [10:57] MJ: and what am i?> [10:57] TS: Uh... penpals. [10:57] TS: And you are obviously an alien from the Alpha Boo system. [10:58] TS: How goes life under your red sun? [10:58] MJ: i am a violet blooded troll from the planet alternia> [10:59] MJ: i am in the military> [10:59] MJ: and i like earth Musicals :P> [10:59] MJ: Human earth not blorgan earth> [11:00] TS: Human earth musicals can be pretty cool. [11:00] TS: But have you ever experienced a Blorgon earth musical? [11:00] MJ: no i have not> [11:01] MJ: they sound interesting, can you link me one?> [11:01] TS: I'll do my best to find one that's allowed to be on the internet. [11:01] TS: Most of them are too beautiful, and are hidden for the sake of everyone who can never experience them in person. [11:02] MJ: ...i should delete this log just in case a higher up does a check and they go after your planet earth> [11:03] MJ: and hopefully they don't go after the other watery earth by mistake> [11:03] TS: Don't worry, we have a killer defence system. [11:03] TS: It involves a whole lot of burning turtles. [11:03] MJ: shit what if something happened to Kate, i haven't talked to her since the first time!> [11:03] TS: Who? [11:03] MJ: then they'll go after the weaker earth, human earth> [11:04] MJ: Kate, my friend who i talked to once and who got me hooked on musicals a while back> [11:04] TS: Oh, alright. [11:04] MJ: haven't talked to her since cause military rules> [11:04] TS: Maybe you could set up a way to defend human earth from the alien invasion? [11:05] MJ: best i can do is delete this log> [11:06] TS: What if you trick the army into taking a right turn at Space-Albuquerque? [11:06] MJ: you seem like a cool dude transhuma-> [11:06] MJ: why do you have human in your blorgan handle?> [11:07] TS: Well you see. [11:07] TS: In my language human means the same thing as kiwi. [11:08] TS: My Blorgan handle translates loosely to a burning turtle that crosses a kiwi. [11:08] MJ: what's a kiwi> [11:08] TS: :7O [11:08] TS: You have not lived, my troll friend. [11:09] TS: Think of a Blorgan musical except it's food and covered in hair. [11:10] MJ: ah but here's my counter my blorgian friend> [11:10] MJ: i have not experienced your musicals yet!> [11:10] TS: Allow me to find a sample that someone may have leaked online. [11:11] MJ: :0 scandalous> [11:11] TS: Observe... this. [11:11] TS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjHUb7NSrNk&t=43s [11:11] TS: Note that this is just an approximation, because the real thing would be a war crime. [11:12] MJ:...> [11:12] MJ: we have very different cultures it seems> [11:13] TS: Blorgian music is universal. [11:13] MJ: you seem like a cool guy either way> [11:13] MJ: name's Ventus> [11:14] TS: I'm Crazy Joe. [11:14] TS: Nice to meet you, Ventus. [11:15] MJ: seems Blorgans and Humans share similar naming schemes too besides the ones for their planets> [11:15] MJ: you sure you're not human?> [11:15] TS: I am definitely a Blorgan. [11:15] TS: I was named for the first sound I made after birth. [11:16] MJ: you were very well spoken if you said "crazy joe" as your first sound> [11:16] TS: Thank you. [11:17] TS: My parents, Upchuckawakblah and Snarfoodle, thought so too. [11:18] MJ: what are parents?> [11:18] TS: Alright, imagine a kiwi. [11:18] TS: And then imagine that kiwi being both of your parents. [11:18] TS: Those are parents. [11:19] MJ: you can't describe something using itself, that causes like an infinite spiral description?> [11:20] TS: I didn't describe it using itself, I described it using a kiwi that's like itself. [11:20] TS: Kiwis, if you recall, are delicious hairy musicals. [11:20] TS: So imagine a musical that's hairy and delicious and your parents. [11:20] TS: Those are parents. [11:21] MJ: Crazy my man, that name fits you well> [11:21] MJ: what's been up with your day?> [11:21] TS: I have spent an entire day eating churros and hunting a clown. [11:21] TS: Also falling off of a pogo stick. [11:22] MJ: clowns are dangerous, is the hunt close to ending?> [11:22] TS: I believe it has. I have stolen the clown's nose and am about to replace him on stage. [11:23] TS: It was a hard fight, with lots of lives lost. But my assistant and I have overcome his hilarious wiles. [11:24] MJ: good luck with that, is your companion okay?> [11:25] TS: She's doing better than she's been in the past. [11:25] TS: She'll be okay. [11:25] MJ: i'm glad for you> [11:25] TS: So am I. [11:26] MJ: keep them safe if they make you feel better as well> [11:26] TS: Indeed I will. [11:26] TS: What about you, though? [11:26] TS: What have you been up to in the troll military? [11:28] MJ: well today was the big race that only happens 4 times a sweep> [11:28] MJ: apart from the first i entered i've won every one> [11:28] MJ: and my record still stand tho people did try to kill me> [11:29] TS: Impressive. [11:30] TS: What kind of race was this? Driving around or an actual footrace? [11:31] MJ: kinda footrace but it was more wallrunning with our jumpkits and some annoying moving platforms> [11:32] TS: Ooh, exciting. [11:37] TS: Alright, well, I think I have a clown to replace. [11:37] TS: It was nice meeting you, Ventus. [11:37] MJ: was nice meeting you too Crazy> [11:38] * transhumanistShellfire [TS] ceased pestering marianaJumper [MJ]