1 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,404 MAN: Officer on deck. 2 00:00:41,039 --> 00:00:43,743 Today, you're going to locate a medium-sized Bug colony 3 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:46,111 and wipe it out. 4 00:00:46,244 --> 00:00:49,347 Intel estimates infestation is level two. 5 00:00:49,481 --> 00:00:54,087 Which means we're up against 1000 active defenders. 6 00:00:54,219 --> 00:00:55,387 We know what to do. 7 00:00:55,521 --> 00:00:57,457 Kill them all. Ooh. 8 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:00,192 Yeah, that's the idea. 9 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:02,060 Run the plan, lieutenant. 10 00:01:02,194 --> 00:01:03,329 Yes, sir. 11 00:01:03,462 --> 00:01:04,597 Uh... 12 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:06,032 Geo. 13 00:01:06,165 --> 00:01:07,767 First team secures the landing zone, sir. 14 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:09,536 Uh, Camacho. 15 00:01:09,668 --> 00:01:13,539 We'll locate the target colony's entrance, sir? 16 00:01:13,671 --> 00:01:15,540 Uh, One-Oh-One? 17 00:01:15,674 --> 00:01:18,110 We give them the gas. Kills Bugs, but don't hurt us. 18 00:01:18,243 --> 00:01:19,944 Baba. 19 00:01:20,078 --> 00:01:22,914 [LAUGHS] Oh, geez, that's me. 20 00:01:23,048 --> 00:01:25,284 Flip the nuke, flip the launcher on the nuke. 21 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,453 Ugh. 22 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,453 Oh, uh, but not yet. 23 00:01:27,585 --> 00:01:30,956 Uh...Dutch. 24 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:35,128 Me and Bessie seal the deal, right down their Bug hole. 25 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,596 MAN [OVER INTERCOM]: Eagle One ready for takeoff. 26 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:40,032 Remember your training, and stick to the plan. 27 00:01:40,165 --> 00:01:41,567 Do you get me? 28 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:44,736 TEAM [OVERLAPPING]: Yes, sir. We get you, sir. 29 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:45,971 Lock and load. 30 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:47,972 Yeah. 31 00:01:48,106 --> 00:01:49,575 Let's do this. 32 00:01:49,707 --> 00:01:51,578 All right, baby. 33 00:01:51,710 --> 00:01:54,414 [♪♪♪] 34 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:30,481 MAN 1: Eagle One, clear. 35 00:02:30,616 --> 00:02:32,051 MAN 2: Eagle Two, clear. 36 00:02:32,183 --> 00:02:34,319 MAN 3: Eagle Three, clear. 37 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:37,689 MAN 1: Eagle One, touchdown in 10, 38 00:02:37,823 --> 00:02:39,959 nine, eight, 39 00:02:40,092 --> 00:02:43,463 seven, six, five, 40 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:47,265 four, three, two, one. 41 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,368 [GROANS] 42 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,368 [LOUD CRASH] 43 00:02:58,977 --> 00:03:01,014 [HEAVY BREATHING] 44 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:06,717 [SQUEALS] 45 00:03:06,852 --> 00:03:08,555 Geo, no! 46 00:03:10,122 --> 00:03:11,724 No, no. God, no. No, no! 47 00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:21,266 [ROARS] 48 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,936 Bug! 49 00:03:23,068 --> 00:03:24,870 [SQUEALS] 50 00:03:25,003 --> 00:03:27,039 [GUNFIRE] 51 00:03:28,741 --> 00:03:32,445 Come on, you apes. Move out. Move it. Let's go! 52 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:42,554 [ROARS] 53 00:03:42,687 --> 00:03:43,888 Goddamn. 54 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:45,390 They don't quit. 55 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,326 What's your malfunction, lieutenant? 56 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:49,829 Come on. 57 00:03:51,129 --> 00:03:52,764 Go get them! 58 00:03:54,032 --> 00:03:55,434 [GUNFIRE] 59 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,472 Form a perimeter! 60 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,877 Holy shit. 61 00:04:05,009 --> 00:04:05,911 BABA: Oh, man. 62 00:04:06,044 --> 00:04:07,280 [SHRIEKS] 63 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:10,016 No time for praying, son. I got your back. 64 00:04:11,817 --> 00:04:13,186 Fire in the hole. 65 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,458 [BUGS SCREAM] 66 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:22,161 CAMACHO [LAUGHS]: Nice one. 67 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:23,429 Camacho, 9 o'clock. 68 00:04:23,562 --> 00:04:26,232 [ALL SCREAM] 69 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,235 Help me! Help me! 70 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,235 Camacho. 71 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:33,673 Colonel Rico! 72 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:41,713 Pull back. Stay close. 73 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:52,223 Oh, man. We're surrounded again. 74 00:04:52,357 --> 00:04:54,026 Here goes the gas. 75 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,362 [GRUNTS] 76 00:04:56,495 --> 00:04:58,264 Oh, shit! 77 00:04:58,396 --> 00:05:00,466 [YELLING] 78 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:03,802 Let the gas settle in. 79 00:05:03,935 --> 00:05:05,103 Step back. 80 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,139 [GROANS] 81 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:08,841 [WHIMPERS] 82 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,143 Colonel Rico? 83 00:05:11,276 --> 00:05:12,644 Rico, where are you? 84 00:05:12,778 --> 00:05:14,012 Ow! 85 00:05:14,146 --> 00:05:15,747 Who was that? 86 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:17,783 Whoa! I can't see anything. 87 00:05:17,915 --> 00:05:19,685 Lieutenant, use your infrared. 88 00:05:19,817 --> 00:05:21,586 And keep your head down. 89 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:22,855 Oh, right. 90 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:27,393 Um, okay, my infrared. 91 00:05:27,526 --> 00:05:29,728 Infrared, infrared... 92 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:31,129 Oh, there you are. 93 00:05:32,697 --> 00:05:35,133 That's not your infrared, lieutenant. 94 00:05:35,266 --> 00:05:37,469 Oh. Then what is it? 95 00:05:41,473 --> 00:05:44,343 [ALARM BUZZES] 96 00:05:50,649 --> 00:05:54,218 Well, that was just outstanding. 97 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:55,853 Well, sir... 98 00:05:55,987 --> 00:05:59,425 how come I always get ripped in half? 99 00:05:59,557 --> 00:06:02,028 Bugs got your number, big man. 100 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:04,530 Colonel, no one told us it was a trap. 101 00:06:04,663 --> 00:06:06,163 That's not fair, sir. 102 00:06:06,298 --> 00:06:09,268 Here's a little combat secret for you, lieutenant: 103 00:06:09,401 --> 00:06:12,137 War isn't fair. It's always a trap. 104 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:14,372 Cancel your plans, troopers. 105 00:06:14,505 --> 00:06:15,974 We go again tomorrow. 106 00:06:16,108 --> 00:06:19,176 Sorry, sir, but don't you remember? 107 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:20,645 Tomorrow's Air Day. 108 00:06:20,778 --> 00:06:24,048 Celebrating 25 years of filtered Martian air. 109 00:06:24,182 --> 00:06:25,550 Air Day? 110 00:06:25,684 --> 00:06:26,819 Yes, sir. 111 00:06:26,952 --> 00:06:29,387 We take our terraforming very seriously. 112 00:06:29,521 --> 00:06:31,456 No one appreciates a nice gulp of fresh air 113 00:06:31,589 --> 00:06:33,058 like a Martian, sir. 114 00:06:34,192 --> 00:06:35,426 There are no Martians 115 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,262 in my Mobile Infantry, lieutenant. 116 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:40,733 Only troopers who follow orders. Do you get me? 117 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,236 ALL: We get you, sir. 118 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:45,772 Same time tomorrow, troopers. 119 00:06:45,904 --> 00:06:47,172 Dismissed. 120 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,775 [ALL GROAN, MUTTER INDISTINCTLY] 121 00:06:49,908 --> 00:06:51,411 What the hell was that about? 122 00:06:58,416 --> 00:07:00,385 [SIGHS] 123 00:07:05,122 --> 00:07:09,295 So how about those new Martian recruits? 124 00:07:09,427 --> 00:07:10,995 If you've been watching, you know. 125 00:07:11,129 --> 00:07:12,831 Is there anyone who isn't watching? 126 00:07:12,963 --> 00:07:16,601 It's the wackiest shit we've ever seen on FedNet. 127 00:07:16,735 --> 00:07:19,105 [LAUGHS] 128 00:07:16,735 --> 00:07:19,105 I call them my Lost Patrol. 129 00:07:19,237 --> 00:07:21,406 I might feed them to the Bugs and start over. 130 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:24,810 What do you expect from a bunch of Martian farm kids? 131 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:28,480 How is it that I got posted to the most uneventful colony 132 00:07:28,613 --> 00:07:30,949 in the entire Federation? 133 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,184 Wait. 134 00:07:32,317 --> 00:07:33,786 Don't answer that. 135 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,860 [SIGHS] 136 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,329 They could've made my life a whole lot worse, 137 00:07:44,463 --> 00:07:46,398 considering I'm the only commanding officer 138 00:07:46,531 --> 00:07:49,901 ever to let an Arachnid Queen through our Terran defenses. 139 00:07:50,035 --> 00:07:52,071 Don't be so hard on yourself, colonel. 140 00:07:52,204 --> 00:07:55,141 If you'd pulled that trigger, we'd all be dead. 141 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,243 Thanks, Ratzass. 142 00:07:58,377 --> 00:08:00,947 I need to stop reliving that moment. 143 00:08:02,247 --> 00:08:04,016 Shoot some caffeine? 144 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:06,885 Check this out. 145 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:08,286 [LAUGHS] 146 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:13,025 Colonial duty isn't for everybody, 147 00:08:13,158 --> 00:08:15,127 but Mars is a sweet place 148 00:08:15,259 --> 00:08:17,762 to kick back and get some R&R. 149 00:08:17,896 --> 00:08:19,831 Do I look like someone who needs R&R? 150 00:08:19,964 --> 00:08:21,834 I'd rather be stuck on a Bug planet. 151 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,502 At least I'd have something to shoot. 152 00:08:23,634 --> 00:08:25,370 The Martians prefer the slow life. 153 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:27,840 You know if they break away from the Federation, 154 00:08:27,973 --> 00:08:30,175 they're gonna stop contributing to the war on Bugs. 155 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:31,844 Makes no sense. 156 00:08:33,544 --> 00:08:36,181 [LAUGHING] 157 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:37,416 Nice. 158 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:39,016 Guys, here it goes: 159 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:42,754 "There are no Martians in my Mobile Infantry. 160 00:08:42,888 --> 00:08:45,190 Only troopers who follow orders." 161 00:08:45,322 --> 00:08:47,826 "And the orders are: stay in your quarters 162 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,695 and don't have any fun." 163 00:08:49,827 --> 00:08:51,429 [LAUGHTER] 164 00:08:51,563 --> 00:08:53,698 DUTCH: Yeah, that's right. That's right. 165 00:08:53,832 --> 00:08:56,201 "Real troopers don't celebrate Air Day. 166 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:59,538 BOTH: "Real troopers don't need air." 167 00:08:59,671 --> 00:09:01,774 [ALL LAUGH] 168 00:09:01,907 --> 00:09:03,843 You know, maybe it's true what they say. 169 00:09:03,975 --> 00:09:06,043 Maybe Martians just aren't that smart. 170 00:09:06,177 --> 00:09:09,014 That's what people used to say about me back in high school. 171 00:09:11,216 --> 00:09:12,585 [GASPS] 172 00:09:18,056 --> 00:09:19,191 You idiot. 173 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,561 You idiot. 174 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,561 He totally heard you. 175 00:09:23,061 --> 00:09:25,263 I rest my case. 176 00:09:25,397 --> 00:09:27,566 Martians and their goddamned air. 177 00:09:27,698 --> 00:09:30,201 That shit is starting to give me headaches. 178 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:37,876 Hey, look! 179 00:09:40,778 --> 00:09:42,048 MAN: Yeah! 180 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:44,917 I wonder where they're going. 181 00:09:45,049 --> 00:09:48,052 The Fleet's making a massive strike on the AQZ. 182 00:09:48,186 --> 00:09:49,588 Oh! Yeah! 183 00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:51,657 [♪♪♪] 184 00:09:56,227 --> 00:09:58,229 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 185 00:09:58,364 --> 00:09:59,932 What's the matter, Rico? 186 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,435 Can't stand sitting one out? 187 00:10:03,701 --> 00:10:05,903 I'm Infantry. 188 00:10:06,037 --> 00:10:07,974 We like to fight. 189 00:10:10,741 --> 00:10:12,544 [♪♪♪] 190 00:10:19,017 --> 00:10:22,220 NEWS NARRATOR: There's a distinctly different air to Air Day this year. 191 00:10:22,354 --> 00:10:24,956 In addition to the usual all-night parties, 192 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:26,892 Martian separatists are using the holiday 193 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:29,627 to promote Martian independence. 194 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:33,164 Recent opinion polls show that one in three Martians are tired 195 00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:35,668 of fighting a war that doesn't affect them. 196 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:39,437 And a startling 73 percent said they'd much rather drink beer. 197 00:10:41,005 --> 00:10:45,209 Well, it looks like fun to be a Martian, 198 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,980 but fun is for kids. 199 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,783 NEWS NARRATOR: At 26, Snapp isn't just 200 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:52,984 the Federation's youngest sky marshal. 201 00:10:53,118 --> 00:10:55,287 Federal Scientists now say she's probably 202 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,989 the smartest woman who's ever lived. 203 00:10:58,123 --> 00:11:01,160 In war, you're either part of the fight 204 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,327 or you're part of the problem. 205 00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:05,730 INTERVIEWER: So do you think independence could catch on 206 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,432 in other emerging Federal colonies? 207 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:09,368 [LAUGHS] No. 208 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:13,304 Mars is a special case where ego politics and isolationism 209 00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:16,808 have conspired against moral responsibility. 210 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:19,778 INTERVIEWER: One last question for our younger viewers, sky marshal: 211 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:22,447 Have you ever been wrong about anything? 212 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:23,816 [LAUGHS] 213 00:11:25,984 --> 00:11:27,853 It's my curse. 214 00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:30,021 NEWS NARRATOR: Would you like to know more? 215 00:11:30,155 --> 00:11:34,358 In a bold move on the AQZ, Sky Marshal Snapp deployed 216 00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:37,229 the entire Fleet for a surprise attack on the Bugs. 217 00:11:37,361 --> 00:11:41,033 This marks the 20th anniversary of the Klendathu invasion. 218 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:44,069 Maybe this time, the operation will not be a total failure. 219 00:11:44,201 --> 00:11:46,038 Would you like to know more? 220 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:55,846 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Interstellar flight 103 to Geneva 221 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,850 now boarding at gate D-51. 222 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:06,926 Carmen. 223 00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:09,894 Carmen. 224 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:14,566 MAN: Status report, code red. Plus one and counting. 225 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,067 It's getting thick out there. 226 00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:19,571 CARL: Carmen. Carmen. 227 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,574 Carmen. 228 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,245 Carmen, it's Carl. 229 00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:27,947 Carl? 230 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,748 You okay, ma'am? 231 00:12:29,881 --> 00:12:31,683 Keep your eye on the drop. 232 00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:36,288 Everything I'm about to say to you is classified. 233 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,423 So don't talk. 234 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,125 If you can read my thoughts, 235 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,894 then you know I'm a little busy right now, Carl. 236 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,497 MAN: --and prepare to evade fire. 237 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:52,070 You're the only one who can help right now, Carmen. 238 00:12:52,203 --> 00:12:53,671 What is it this time? 239 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:56,274 I need you to get a message to Johnny. 240 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:58,677 Johnny's on Mars, right? 241 00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:00,612 You're a lot closer than me. 242 00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:03,848 I can't get through to him like I can with you. 243 00:13:03,981 --> 00:13:06,817 You know Johnny. He's got a thick head. 244 00:13:06,951 --> 00:13:09,120 Shit. Hold on. 245 00:13:09,254 --> 00:13:10,654 Carl? 246 00:13:10,788 --> 00:13:13,792 MAN: Plasma. Incoming. 247 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:17,395 [EXPLOSION] 248 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:17,395 CARMEN: Maintain altitude. 249 00:13:17,528 --> 00:13:19,463 CARL: Okay, I'm back. 250 00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:21,633 So you want me to abandon my command 251 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:25,571 in the AQZ and go to Mars now? 252 00:13:25,703 --> 00:13:28,739 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Flight 103 to Geneva boarding now. 253 00:13:28,873 --> 00:13:31,576 Now would be good. 254 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,912 Are you going to bother telling me why? 255 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,915 No. I think you're better off not knowing. 256 00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:38,417 [LOUD CRASH] 257 00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:38,417 [ALL GASP] 258 00:13:38,549 --> 00:13:40,785 Direct hit on the Ishizuka. 259 00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:42,319 Heavy damage. 260 00:13:42,453 --> 00:13:44,288 Of course not, 261 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,224 because that's the way you like it. 262 00:13:46,357 --> 00:13:49,127 You haven't changed a bit, have you, Carl? 263 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:52,230 No, and I'm not planning to. 264 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:54,066 I need you to find Johnny. 265 00:13:54,198 --> 00:13:56,501 Amy Snapp is very upset with Mars, 266 00:13:56,634 --> 00:13:58,569 and you know how she can be. 267 00:13:58,702 --> 00:14:00,871 Mobile Infantry, commence drop. 268 00:14:01,005 --> 00:14:03,007 MAN: Mobile Infantry, commence drop. 269 00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:05,676 Enjoy the flight, sir. 270 00:14:05,809 --> 00:14:06,978 Thank you. 271 00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:10,915 You're not being very concrete, Carl. 272 00:14:11,048 --> 00:14:13,018 Yes, I know. 273 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,287 If the truth about Mars ever comes out, 274 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,454 it will destroy the Federation. 275 00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:19,491 Is the truth really that bad? 276 00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:21,860 MAN: Six units standing by for delivery. 277 00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:23,662 I'm afraid it is. 278 00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:28,233 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 279 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,136 Freeze. 280 00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:33,138 Well, anyway, good luck. 281 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,474 That's it? "Good luck"? 282 00:14:35,606 --> 00:14:38,043 Yes. We're going to need it. 283 00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:39,311 Both hands in the air. 284 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,012 [SHRILL BEEP] 285 00:14:41,145 --> 00:14:44,149 [GROANS AND SCREAMS] 286 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:47,686 He's-- He's in my head! 287 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,422 [ALL GROANING] 288 00:15:05,202 --> 00:15:06,804 So you're in, right? 289 00:15:06,937 --> 00:15:08,807 Where will I find him? 290 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,575 In the Martian Outback. 291 00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:12,876 Somewhere along the Valles Marineris. 292 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,445 [FOOTSTEPS] 293 00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:21,519 PSI, asshole. 294 00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:23,754 [CARL GASPING] 295 00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:25,357 Carl? 296 00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:27,125 [GASPING] 297 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,197 MAN: You're under arrest. 298 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,532 Carl? 299 00:15:34,698 --> 00:15:36,200 Carl. 300 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,902 Carl Jenkins in custody. 301 00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:39,137 We got Jenkins. 302 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,805 [GROANING] 303 00:15:47,211 --> 00:15:48,346 Put him under. 304 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,749 CARL: Damn you, Amy. 305 00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:52,417 [BLOWS LAND] 306 00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:56,688 [ALARM BUZZES] 307 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:01,460 Simulation, my ass. 308 00:16:01,592 --> 00:16:02,794 [PANTING] 309 00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:06,630 You know, even Bugs learn from their mistakes. 310 00:16:06,764 --> 00:16:10,302 Maybe we need an easier sim, sir. 311 00:16:10,434 --> 00:16:13,470 Hot LZ 1 is kind of where it all starts, lieutenant. 312 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:16,707 Unless you wanna run baby-Bug petting zoo. 313 00:16:16,841 --> 00:16:18,943 [ALL BREATHING HEAVILY] 314 00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:23,248 Well, I think we could all use a win. 315 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,650 [LOW RUMBLE] 316 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,650 [ALL GASP] 317 00:16:26,783 --> 00:16:28,653 What's that? 318 00:16:28,785 --> 00:16:30,421 Bug plasma. 319 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,857 What the hell? 320 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,427 Bugs on Mars? Is this the next training sim, sir? 321 00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:39,264 [RUMBLE] 322 00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:43,200 Negative. This is real world, trooper. 323 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,136 Get everyone into battle armor. 324 00:16:45,269 --> 00:16:46,704 Yes, sir. 325 00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:50,309 [♪♪♪] 326 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,589 How bad is it? 327 00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:05,990 There's a major Bug outbreak on the surface. 328 00:17:06,124 --> 00:17:07,858 Including Plasma Bugs. 329 00:17:07,991 --> 00:17:09,761 Yeah. I kind of figured that. 330 00:17:09,894 --> 00:17:12,663 RATZASS: It's been classified as a level-four infestation. 331 00:17:12,797 --> 00:17:14,031 The Second Mars Mobile Infantry 332 00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:16,768 is deployed and engaged on the ground. 333 00:17:16,901 --> 00:17:18,937 Level four? 334 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:20,571 Do you know what that means? 335 00:17:20,704 --> 00:17:22,307 RATZASS: We're getting visuals now. 336 00:17:27,779 --> 00:17:30,014 [PEOPLE SCREAMING OVER MONITOR] 337 00:17:30,147 --> 00:17:32,483 We just lost our connection to the Federation, sir. 338 00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:35,519 We're sitting ducks up here. Initiate evacuation protocols. 339 00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:38,156 Yes, sir. 340 00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:38,156 [RUMBLE] 341 00:17:39,356 --> 00:17:41,158 Direct plasma hit to flight bay. 342 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:43,227 I'm taking Lost Patrol down to the planet. 343 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,165 You're going in with those Martian kids? Are you crazy? 344 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,232 Someone's gotta knock out those Bug batteries. 345 00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,769 We've trained for it, so today's the day. 346 00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:53,238 You're a brass-balled trooper through and through, Rico. 347 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,973 And goddamn it, I'm going with you. 348 00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:57,542 [♪♪♪] 349 00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:04,882 Hey, Ratzass, come on. 350 00:18:05,016 --> 00:18:06,151 Let's move. 351 00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:11,322 COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Emergency systems activated. 352 00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:12,757 What's your status, lieutenant? 353 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:15,594 Uh, power suits on, sir. 354 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:19,096 Get everyone on the boat now. This station is gonna blow. 355 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:22,933 What? Uh, I'm sorry, sir, c-could you repeat that? 356 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:26,238 Code red. Evacuation protocol initiated. 357 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,206 Get everyone on the boat now. 358 00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:30,442 We got Bugs to kill. 359 00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:36,113 Oh, my God. We're all gonna die. 360 00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:39,451 You do not have permission to die! 361 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,323 [GRUNTS] 362 00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:46,257 [PANTING] 363 00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:49,894 RICO: Someone wanted me here. 364 00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:53,464 And whoever it was already knew there were Bugs on Mars. 365 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:02,540 Colonel Rico. 366 00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:04,975 Lost Patrol. 367 00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:07,211 Today's the day to prove yourselves. 368 00:19:07,345 --> 00:19:09,714 We descend to the Mars surface immediately. 369 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:15,720 Mars is your home, troopers, and today she needs your help. 370 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:19,557 Wipe out every Bug that you see, and take back your planet. 371 00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:21,326 ALL: Yes, sir! 372 00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:24,062 [♪♪♪] 373 00:19:30,634 --> 00:19:33,105 Training's over, troopers. 374 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:36,173 Sergeant Major Ratzass is coming along for the ride. 375 00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:37,975 We're dropping with a legend. 376 00:19:38,108 --> 00:19:39,676 Yeah. Let's swing. 377 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:42,346 Come on, you apes. You wanna live forever? 378 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,682 ALL: Hoo-ah! 379 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,682 To the dropship, now. 380 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,518 On the bounce, troopers! 381 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,054 Set your suits to zero pressure, troopers. 382 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,692 MAN: Radio test. Do you all read me? 383 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,794 BABA: Baba, okay. 384 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,794 ONE-OH-ONE: One-Oh-One, okay. 385 00:19:55,926 --> 00:19:58,329 CAMACHO: Camacho, okay. 386 00:19:55,926 --> 00:19:58,329 DUTCH: Dutch, okay. 387 00:19:58,462 --> 00:19:59,597 GEO: Geo, okay. 388 00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:06,770 BABA: Colonel Rico, this looks bad. 389 00:20:06,904 --> 00:20:08,339 Move it, move it. Let's go. 390 00:20:12,076 --> 00:20:14,112 Move it or lose it. 391 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,750 Let's get out of here. 392 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,750 Yes, sir. 393 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,121 The hangar door won't open, colonel. 394 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,456 We're a no-go. 395 00:20:24,589 --> 00:20:26,890 We're a no-go only if I say so. 396 00:20:27,023 --> 00:20:28,225 Everyone onboard? 397 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:30,227 Uh, yes, sir. 398 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:31,930 Colonel, no good. 399 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,231 We're stuck. 400 00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:40,738 Maybe this isn't gonna work, colonel. 401 00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,206 Bullshit. 402 00:20:42,339 --> 00:20:44,576 Link my suit to your weapons system. 403 00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,345 Roger that. 404 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:51,348 Ready... 405 00:20:51,481 --> 00:20:53,085 fire. 406 00:20:57,221 --> 00:20:58,723 Here we go. 407 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:02,627 [♪♪♪] 408 00:21:12,036 --> 00:21:14,905 Oh, my God! 409 00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:17,408 Aah! 410 00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:20,911 Remember your training, troopers, and you will not die. 411 00:21:21,045 --> 00:21:23,181 [♪♪♪] 412 00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:34,259 ALL: Whoa! 413 00:21:36,259 --> 00:21:37,929 We're going down brown, sir. 414 00:21:38,061 --> 00:21:39,663 Are your people ready to jump? 415 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,400 We're gonna jump? 416 00:21:42,532 --> 00:21:44,001 This is it, troopers. 417 00:21:44,134 --> 00:21:46,605 We're going HALO out the rear hatch. 418 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,139 The choice is yours. 419 00:21:48,271 --> 00:21:49,839 Sit here and die, 420 00:21:49,973 --> 00:21:51,608 or make the jump and die. 421 00:21:51,742 --> 00:21:52,844 [LAUGHS] 422 00:21:52,977 --> 00:21:54,846 [ALL WHIMPERING AND PANTING] 423 00:22:04,255 --> 00:22:06,390 Relax. 424 00:22:06,523 --> 00:22:08,058 It's a good day to die. 425 00:22:08,192 --> 00:22:09,961 [LAUGHS] 426 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:12,730 [YELLS] 427 00:22:18,435 --> 00:22:20,638 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 428 00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:29,413 BABA: No! Oh! 429 00:22:32,316 --> 00:22:34,185 [SCREAMING] 430 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:38,055 RICO: Good news is we are all-systems-go. 431 00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:41,058 Everything is working the way it's supposed to. 432 00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:42,827 [YELLS] 433 00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:48,198 The bad news is M.I.'s got a 12-percent casualty drop rate 434 00:22:48,332 --> 00:22:49,968 that's pretty hard to crack. 435 00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:56,007 Five hundred meters to surface. 436 00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:59,745 Retros in three, two, one. 437 00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:03,480 [ALL EXCLAIM] 438 00:23:03,614 --> 00:23:04,781 ONE-OH-ONE: Bounce back, baby! 439 00:23:04,914 --> 00:23:06,049 Oh, man, you do that once, 440 00:23:06,183 --> 00:23:07,586 and you wanna do it again. 441 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,287 Just like sex. 442 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:11,957 Even better. 443 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:11,957 Oh, yeah. 444 00:23:12,089 --> 00:23:13,423 Not better than sex, though. 445 00:23:13,557 --> 00:23:16,227 RICO: Welcome to the Mobile Infantry. 446 00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:17,896 Now, cut the chatter and get ready 447 00:23:18,028 --> 00:23:20,263 to shit yourselves all over again. 448 00:23:20,397 --> 00:23:22,065 BABA: What are you talking about, sir? 449 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,067 RICO: Look down, lieutenant. 450 00:23:24,201 --> 00:23:27,070 BABA: The surface is crawling with Bugs. 451 00:23:27,204 --> 00:23:29,473 What do we do, sir? 452 00:23:30,775 --> 00:23:32,076 RICO: Fire at will. 453 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:33,576 Oh, uh... 454 00:23:33,711 --> 00:23:35,579 Kill them all, apes. 455 00:23:36,847 --> 00:23:38,081 Clear a spot to land. 456 00:23:38,214 --> 00:23:40,084 [BUGS SQUEALING] 457 00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:43,087 [GRUNTING AND YELLING] 458 00:23:49,693 --> 00:23:52,196 Form up. Hold what you got. 459 00:23:52,329 --> 00:23:54,598 Lieutenant, get over here. 460 00:23:58,403 --> 00:24:00,938 I can't, sir. Too many of them! 461 00:24:01,071 --> 00:24:03,373 Fine. Just hold your position. 462 00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:07,112 Lieutenant Baba, do not use the nuke. 463 00:24:07,244 --> 00:24:08,612 BABA: Where are you, colonel? 464 00:24:08,746 --> 00:24:10,014 I can't see your beacon. 465 00:24:10,146 --> 00:24:12,115 Four o'clock. Eight hundred meters. 466 00:24:12,249 --> 00:24:14,786 [SCREAMING] 467 00:24:14,919 --> 00:24:16,287 Oh, shit. 468 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:18,323 [GROANS] 469 00:24:18,455 --> 00:24:20,790 Reload! 470 00:24:18,455 --> 00:24:20,790 Me too! 471 00:24:20,924 --> 00:24:21,925 No, me first! 472 00:24:22,058 --> 00:24:23,862 [BUG SQUAWKS] 473 00:24:22,058 --> 00:24:23,862 [ALL SCREAM] 474 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,701 [ALL PANTING] 475 00:24:30,835 --> 00:24:32,303 RICO: Are you all right? 476 00:24:32,435 --> 00:24:33,704 Yeah. 477 00:24:33,837 --> 00:24:36,141 I think so, sir. 478 00:24:36,273 --> 00:24:39,409 Ratzass. Ratzass, what's your 20? 479 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:42,514 Lieutenant, go check on the sergeant major. 480 00:24:42,646 --> 00:24:44,281 Yes, sir. 481 00:24:44,415 --> 00:24:46,083 ONE-OH-ONE: Colonel, over here. 482 00:24:46,217 --> 00:24:47,919 BABA: What's wrong with him? 483 00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:49,653 About to find out. 484 00:24:49,787 --> 00:24:51,523 BABA: Sergeant major? 485 00:24:56,326 --> 00:24:58,296 Oh, God. 486 00:24:56,326 --> 00:24:58,296 Damn it. 487 00:25:01,798 --> 00:25:05,769 Looks like Ratzass popped a seal and froze to death. 488 00:25:07,137 --> 00:25:08,706 Present arms. 489 00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:14,178 [ALL GASP] 490 00:25:14,311 --> 00:25:18,415 Lost Patrol, we've got work to do. 491 00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:25,023 ONE-OH-ONE: More Bugs. 492 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,864 On the bounce! 493 00:25:40,337 --> 00:25:41,673 Again! 494 00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:51,316 Hold your positions. 495 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,317 [ALL PANTING] 496 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,317 MAN: Whoo! 497 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:55,519 [LAUGHTER] 498 00:25:55,653 --> 00:25:57,154 Follow me. 499 00:26:06,196 --> 00:26:07,697 Plasma Bugs. 500 00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,367 If we don't kill them all tonight, 501 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,735 they'll take Mars by morning. 502 00:26:11,868 --> 00:26:13,971 You can get a speeding ticket from a satellite, 503 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:15,639 but the Federation misses this? 504 00:26:15,772 --> 00:26:19,309 Yeah, someone with experience screwed this pooch. 505 00:26:19,442 --> 00:26:21,046 Ready nukes. 506 00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,748 Lieutenant, you receiving my fire coordinates? 507 00:26:23,881 --> 00:26:25,048 Yes, sir. 508 00:26:25,182 --> 00:26:26,985 Camacho, come on. 509 00:26:30,954 --> 00:26:32,322 Prepare to fire. 510 00:26:32,455 --> 00:26:33,757 Sound-off ready. 511 00:26:33,891 --> 00:26:35,326 Eyes on target. 512 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:36,827 CAMACHO: I'm hot. 513 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:36,827 ONE-OH-ONE: Me too. 514 00:26:36,961 --> 00:26:40,131 RICO: In three, two, one. 515 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,499 This one's for Ratzass. 516 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:44,936 Fire. Teach them not to mess with Mars. 517 00:26:52,676 --> 00:26:53,944 Fall back, troopers. 518 00:26:56,013 --> 00:26:57,214 On the bounce. 519 00:26:57,347 --> 00:26:58,916 [ALL GRUNT] 520 00:27:00,084 --> 00:27:01,786 Watch your rocket fuel. 521 00:27:11,362 --> 00:27:12,998 [GRUNTING] 522 00:27:17,835 --> 00:27:19,036 [COUGHS] 523 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:20,672 ONE-OH-ONE: You stuck that landing. 524 00:27:22,272 --> 00:27:24,207 Stop dragging ass, lieutenant. 525 00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:25,610 [GRUNTS] 526 00:27:25,742 --> 00:27:26,976 Brace for impact! 527 00:27:27,111 --> 00:27:28,980 [DISTANT EXPLOSION] 528 00:27:44,862 --> 00:27:46,163 [CHUCKLES] 529 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:48,499 Well, I guess we showed them, huh? 530 00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:52,102 Yeah. And now all their friends are gonna come looking for us. 531 00:27:52,236 --> 00:27:54,605 When's the rescue boat coming, sir? 532 00:27:54,738 --> 00:27:57,107 Sometime between now and never. 533 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,342 Let's move. 534 00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:01,712 I mean, the Fleet, sir. 535 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:05,115 They gotta be sending the Fleet, right? 536 00:28:06,282 --> 00:28:07,384 Let's keep moving. 537 00:28:07,518 --> 00:28:08,687 Huh? 538 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:24,268 Alpha Squad 50-percent casualty rate. 539 00:28:24,401 --> 00:28:25,937 Delta Squad in full retreat. 540 00:28:26,069 --> 00:28:29,005 This operation's like slow-motion suicide. 541 00:28:29,138 --> 00:28:32,175 Captain, FedNet has reported an infestation on Mars. 542 00:28:32,309 --> 00:28:33,677 They've taken the whole planet. 543 00:28:33,810 --> 00:28:36,179 What? 544 00:28:33,810 --> 00:28:36,179 [ALARM BLARES] 545 00:28:36,313 --> 00:28:38,616 MAN: Captain, we have two Federation starships 546 00:28:38,749 --> 00:28:40,183 on tactical approach. 547 00:28:40,317 --> 00:28:41,451 Report. 548 00:28:41,585 --> 00:28:43,086 Unable to confirm ID. 549 00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,189 [STATIC CRACKLES OVER MONITORS] 550 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:46,925 MAN [OVER MONITOR]: John A. Warden, 551 00:28:47,057 --> 00:28:48,925 this is the Special Branch. 552 00:28:49,059 --> 00:28:50,594 The Special Branch? 553 00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:52,196 What are they doing here? 554 00:28:52,328 --> 00:28:54,263 Captain Carmen Ibanez, 555 00:28:54,397 --> 00:28:58,001 you are hereby relieved of duty for this operation. 556 00:28:58,134 --> 00:29:00,704 Relinquish command and surrender your vessel. 557 00:29:06,076 --> 00:29:09,346 What's this about? Under whose orders? 558 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,615 We don't answer questions at Special Branch. 559 00:29:11,749 --> 00:29:15,252 Failure to comply is treason against the Federation. 560 00:29:15,385 --> 00:29:17,855 Stand down, or we will destroy you. 561 00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:19,590 MAN: Our vessels are the same, ma'am. 562 00:29:19,723 --> 00:29:21,259 Then we're in luck. 563 00:29:25,395 --> 00:29:28,298 Stay right where you are. 564 00:29:28,432 --> 00:29:32,069 Carl, I don't know why, but I believe you. 565 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,344 John A. Warden is breaking away, sir. 566 00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:41,345 She's out of her mind. 567 00:29:41,478 --> 00:29:42,846 Fire at will. 568 00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:45,849 [♪♪♪] 569 00:29:52,522 --> 00:29:53,625 MAN: Captain! 570 00:29:52,522 --> 00:29:53,625 Don't worry. 571 00:29:53,758 --> 00:29:55,393 That beam will never hit us. 572 00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:03,233 We're in their blind spot. Crap design. 573 00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:05,735 Captain, I'm afraid we're losing speed and falling. 574 00:30:05,869 --> 00:30:07,638 Yes, I know. 575 00:30:07,771 --> 00:30:10,573 Prepare to fire the main thrusters on my signal. 576 00:30:10,707 --> 00:30:14,846 We're going to swing by and slingshot straight to Mars. 577 00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:18,648 NEWS NARRATOR: Flashes of light from Mars 578 00:30:18,782 --> 00:30:21,117 tell the tale of a heroic last stand 579 00:30:21,251 --> 00:30:24,355 between a light platoon of Mobile Infantry and a Bug army 580 00:30:24,488 --> 00:30:26,490 of 100,000 Arachnid warriors, 581 00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:29,861 and then Mars goes dark. 582 00:30:29,993 --> 00:30:32,863 Federal scientists now believe an undetected Bug meteor 583 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:37,802 may have impacted the Martian Outback three years ago. 584 00:30:37,934 --> 00:30:41,172 Officials refuse to speculate about how many, if any, 585 00:30:41,305 --> 00:30:43,673 of Mars' human inhabitants may have survived 586 00:30:43,807 --> 00:30:45,876 the Arachnid sneak attack. 587 00:30:46,009 --> 00:30:49,379 But who should we blame for this tragedy? 588 00:30:49,513 --> 00:30:53,716 Federal psychologists say it's most likely Martians. 589 00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:56,854 They also warn us that those oh-so-Martian yearnings 590 00:30:56,987 --> 00:30:59,524 for personal rights and freedom are in reality, 591 00:30:59,656 --> 00:31:03,060 primitive, childlike behaviors that destabilize society 592 00:31:03,193 --> 00:31:05,797 and weaken the human will to survive. 593 00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:07,966 Would you like to know more? 594 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:15,073 [FANFARE PLAYING FAINTLY] 595 00:31:18,108 --> 00:31:20,977 It's not just about our safety. 596 00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:22,713 It's about duty. 597 00:31:22,846 --> 00:31:24,949 It's about the future. 598 00:31:25,082 --> 00:31:26,584 You're right. 599 00:31:26,717 --> 00:31:28,951 Because the future is everyone's duty. 600 00:31:29,086 --> 00:31:31,855 Hmm. That is sharp. 601 00:31:31,989 --> 00:31:33,857 Very sharp. 602 00:31:36,192 --> 00:31:38,296 Daniel? 603 00:31:36,192 --> 00:31:38,296 Yes, Amy? 604 00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:40,564 Do we have today's numbers? 605 00:31:40,696 --> 00:31:43,599 Your approval rating is at 82.5 percent. 606 00:31:43,733 --> 00:31:45,301 [LAUGHS] 607 00:31:45,435 --> 00:31:48,070 I almost don't believe it. 608 00:31:48,204 --> 00:31:49,307 Almost. 609 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,074 It is historic. 610 00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:54,278 No other sky marshal has ever been more popular. 611 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:58,915 Still, there's always room for improvement. 612 00:31:59,048 --> 00:32:03,554 The more people hate Martians, the more they like you. 613 00:32:03,686 --> 00:32:05,055 Speaking of which, 614 00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:06,724 are we moving forward with the plan? 615 00:32:06,856 --> 00:32:08,424 You tell me. 616 00:32:08,558 --> 00:32:10,193 Is the Q-bomb ready? 617 00:32:10,327 --> 00:32:13,297 Yes, but I'm not sure if the public is ready. 618 00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:16,700 Oh, they're ready. They just don't know it yet. 619 00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:19,269 Shall I prepare a statement? 620 00:32:19,403 --> 00:32:20,637 Please. 621 00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:24,074 Something inspirational this time. 622 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:27,644 Ah, maybe hit some family notes. 623 00:32:27,778 --> 00:32:29,246 [BUTTON CLICKS] 624 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:31,015 AMY [OVER TV]: You're right. 625 00:32:31,147 --> 00:32:35,185 Because the future is everyone's duty. 626 00:32:35,318 --> 00:32:37,820 The only thing missing 627 00:32:37,954 --> 00:32:40,023 is a villain. 628 00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:58,643 The traitor of Mars is still sleeping it off. 629 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,778 He's dreaming about high school. 630 00:33:00,911 --> 00:33:02,613 High school? 631 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:04,115 Really? 632 00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:07,183 Can you imagine what Carl Jenkins 633 00:33:07,317 --> 00:33:09,619 was like in high school? 634 00:33:07,317 --> 00:33:09,619 [ALL CHUCKLE] 635 00:33:09,752 --> 00:33:11,121 Wake him up. 636 00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:15,491 [GRUNTS] 637 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:18,028 [COUGHS] 638 00:33:21,065 --> 00:33:24,535 What is this thing you have for Bugs, Carl? 639 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:30,174 Well, to beat your enemy, you have to know your enemy. 640 00:33:30,307 --> 00:33:32,809 And I learn something new every day. 641 00:33:32,942 --> 00:33:35,479 And what did you learn today? 642 00:33:35,612 --> 00:33:38,716 Someone wanted Mars to get infested. 643 00:33:38,848 --> 00:33:41,384 And that someone's not you? 644 00:33:41,518 --> 00:33:45,155 You were in the perfect position to mastermind it. 645 00:33:45,288 --> 00:33:48,225 Amy, please. 646 00:33:48,358 --> 00:33:50,827 What are you going to do to Mars? 647 00:33:50,961 --> 00:33:54,731 I'm going to save them from themselves. 648 00:33:54,865 --> 00:33:56,333 A Q-bomb? 649 00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:57,568 Really? 650 00:33:57,701 --> 00:34:00,170 Is that your solution? 651 00:34:00,304 --> 00:34:01,872 Come on, Amy. 652 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:05,709 Is this about the Federation or your approval ratings? 653 00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,144 I've heard enough. 654 00:34:15,485 --> 00:34:18,188 MAN: Sweet dreams, Carl. 655 00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:19,923 [SIGHS] 656 00:34:20,056 --> 00:34:23,994 You don't need to worry about my ratings, Carl. 657 00:34:24,128 --> 00:34:26,063 All it takes is a little fireworks, 658 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:28,833 and my ratings will soar. 659 00:34:31,501 --> 00:34:34,204 Sit back and enjoy the show, general. 660 00:34:45,048 --> 00:34:47,483 Think those Bugs are here for us too, colonel? 661 00:34:47,617 --> 00:34:49,652 Yeah. They're watching us. 662 00:34:49,786 --> 00:34:53,089 They're afraid we'll nuke them if they get too close. 663 00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:56,594 RICO: Just don't tell them we're out of nukes. 664 00:34:56,726 --> 00:34:59,230 Stupid Bugs ain't gonna forget about us anytime soon. 665 00:34:59,362 --> 00:35:00,897 Bet they're just tired of us nuking them 666 00:35:01,030 --> 00:35:02,699 right up their Bug hole. 667 00:35:01,030 --> 00:35:02,699 [LAUGHS] 668 00:35:05,001 --> 00:35:07,471 Forty-five degree-- Okay... 669 00:35:08,938 --> 00:35:11,407 Come back. Come back. 670 00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:12,742 [GRUNTS] 671 00:35:12,876 --> 00:35:14,111 Can anyone tell me 672 00:35:14,244 --> 00:35:15,878 what the fuck Lieutenant Baba's doing? 673 00:35:16,012 --> 00:35:18,648 He's working up some kind of old-time radio rig, 674 00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:20,251 send out an SOS. 675 00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:24,655 He better not SOS the whole damn hive, get us all killed. 676 00:35:24,788 --> 00:35:28,125 MAN [OVER RADIO]: This is Martian National Guard. Please identify 677 00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:30,327 RICO: Well, I'll be a Martian's uncle. 678 00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:33,496 This is Martian National Guard. Please identify. 679 00:35:33,630 --> 00:35:35,032 BABA: George? 680 00:35:35,164 --> 00:35:37,300 I repeat, this is Martian National Guard. 681 00:35:37,434 --> 00:35:39,670 Uh, I think I may have got us a ride, sir. 682 00:35:39,802 --> 00:35:43,440 I may have underestimated you, Lieutenant Baba. 683 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:44,675 [LAUGHS] 684 00:35:44,807 --> 00:35:46,110 Is that you, coz? 685 00:35:46,242 --> 00:35:49,380 Well, hallelujah! 686 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:52,182 What the heck you doing out here in the middle of nowhere? 687 00:35:52,315 --> 00:35:53,683 [LAUGHS] 688 00:35:53,817 --> 00:35:56,286 Uh, we've been nuking Bugs, George. You? 689 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:59,122 GEORGE: I was out here rescuing our men. 690 00:35:59,255 --> 00:36:01,791 But it appears there ain't no one left to rescue. 691 00:36:01,925 --> 00:36:04,360 You mean everyone's dead? 692 00:36:04,494 --> 00:36:06,664 Well, no one's picking up, you hear? 693 00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:09,365 Maybe some of them's down in the mines. 694 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,469 We got damn overrun. 695 00:36:11,601 --> 00:36:14,105 I never seen so many Bugs in my life. 696 00:36:14,237 --> 00:36:16,673 Well, they're still afraid of us. 697 00:36:16,806 --> 00:36:18,842 [RUMBLING] 698 00:36:16,806 --> 00:36:18,842 ALL: Whoa! 699 00:36:19,943 --> 00:36:21,045 Run. 700 00:36:21,177 --> 00:36:22,813 [♪♪♪] 701 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:33,157 I can't land. 702 00:36:37,193 --> 00:36:39,163 Go. Run for the boat. 703 00:36:39,295 --> 00:36:41,498 Use your retros and jump onboard. 704 00:37:06,489 --> 00:37:07,857 [BUG SQUEALS] 705 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,095 Camacho, go. 706 00:37:14,998 --> 00:37:17,834 [RICO BREATHING HEAVILY] 707 00:37:18,902 --> 00:37:20,237 [SQUEALS] 708 00:37:28,911 --> 00:37:30,080 Come on! 709 00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:35,552 BABA: Rico! 710 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:37,555 No! 711 00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:40,124 [♪♪♪] 712 00:37:49,365 --> 00:37:50,568 Damn it. 713 00:37:53,737 --> 00:37:55,273 CAMACHO: Colonel. 714 00:38:01,043 --> 00:38:04,480 NEWS ANCHOR: Mars: To be, or not to be? 715 00:38:04,614 --> 00:38:08,717 That's the big question, and everybody has an opinion. 716 00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:11,388 MAN 1: Mars is a Bug planet, no question. 717 00:38:11,521 --> 00:38:14,423 One Q-bomb will fix that. Problem solved. 718 00:38:14,557 --> 00:38:16,793 MAN 2: Low-gravity birth makes babies stupid, 719 00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:18,961 but instead, we call them "Martians." 720 00:38:19,094 --> 00:38:22,265 That's a fascinating perspective. Thank you. 721 00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:24,768 MAN 3: Any planet that symbolizes anger, 722 00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:28,572 war, and rampant male sexuality deserves to be blown up. 723 00:38:28,704 --> 00:38:30,240 A lot of ideas in there. 724 00:38:30,373 --> 00:38:32,007 You've really done your homework. 725 00:38:32,141 --> 00:38:34,411 WOMAN 1: Mars is a small, mediocre planet 726 00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:36,614 that's only popular because it's red. 727 00:38:36,746 --> 00:38:38,748 [LAUGHS] That's certainly one way 728 00:38:38,882 --> 00:38:40,818 of looking at it. Let's find out 729 00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:42,820 what Federation's smartest woman thinks, 730 00:38:42,952 --> 00:38:45,956 as we take you live to Space Command. 731 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:47,992 [PATRIOTIC FLOURISH PLAYS] 732 00:38:52,461 --> 00:38:55,498 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen of the United Citizens Federation, 733 00:38:55,632 --> 00:38:57,867 Sky Marshal Amy Snapp. 734 00:38:55,632 --> 00:38:57,867 [APPLAUSE] 735 00:39:02,639 --> 00:39:03,874 [APPLAUSE STOPS] 736 00:39:04,007 --> 00:39:05,509 Fellow citizens, 737 00:39:05,641 --> 00:39:08,544 we have ourselves a problem. 738 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:12,849 The Arachnid outbreak on Mars is quickly spinning out of control. 739 00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:15,385 We've lost contact with her major cities, 740 00:39:15,518 --> 00:39:17,387 and her defenses are down. 741 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:19,723 You may have heard that the Federation Fleet 742 00:39:19,856 --> 00:39:22,192 cannot come to the rescue this time, 743 00:39:22,324 --> 00:39:25,895 because they're busy pummeling the Bugs in their own backyard. 744 00:39:26,028 --> 00:39:28,498 But rest assured, fellow citizens, 745 00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:31,568 we have an ace in the hole. 746 00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:34,071 Ladies and gentlemen... 747 00:39:35,304 --> 00:39:37,907 the Q-bomb. 748 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:42,412 Planted on Mars for this very purpose. 749 00:39:42,545 --> 00:39:46,215 No, not everyone is going to like the idea 750 00:39:46,349 --> 00:39:48,919 of losing a colony at the press of a button. 751 00:39:49,052 --> 00:39:51,188 But if you've ever been to the front lines, 752 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,257 then you know that to win this war, 753 00:39:54,391 --> 00:39:57,693 you need to play the long game. 754 00:39:57,827 --> 00:39:59,695 Take a look around. 755 00:39:59,829 --> 00:40:02,699 At your friends, at your loved ones, 756 00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:05,735 and ask yourself one question: 757 00:40:05,869 --> 00:40:10,106 If we give them Mars, then what will they want next? 758 00:40:16,346 --> 00:40:18,181 I've assembled a task force 759 00:40:18,315 --> 00:40:21,050 to determine what assets, if any, 760 00:40:21,184 --> 00:40:23,353 can be recovered from Mars. 761 00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:26,724 But we must act quickly, before-- 762 00:40:26,856 --> 00:40:28,425 [HIGH-PITCHED BEEP] 763 00:40:26,856 --> 00:40:28,425 [GASPS SOFTLY] 764 00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:30,394 Before sensitive targets are compromised 765 00:40:30,527 --> 00:40:32,963 by Arachnid incursion. 766 00:40:33,096 --> 00:40:36,900 We can't afford to wait, because... 767 00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:39,135 [GASPS] 768 00:40:44,641 --> 00:40:48,913 ...we're not about to let Bugs pry into our little secrets. 769 00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:54,452 [TONE BEEPS] 770 00:40:56,887 --> 00:40:59,757 I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! 771 00:41:07,664 --> 00:41:09,033 Johnny. 772 00:41:10,467 --> 00:41:11,769 Johnny. 773 00:41:13,670 --> 00:41:15,306 Johnny Rico. 774 00:41:20,543 --> 00:41:23,113 Wake up, Johnny. 775 00:41:23,246 --> 00:41:25,114 You can't sleep all day. 776 00:41:27,282 --> 00:41:28,418 Come on, Johnny. 777 00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:29,854 [RICO GROANS SOFTLY] 778 00:41:31,086 --> 00:41:33,157 Okay, fine. 779 00:41:38,461 --> 00:41:40,130 [GROANS] 780 00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,702 Seriously? 781 00:41:45,835 --> 00:41:47,036 [SIGHS] 782 00:41:47,170 --> 00:41:48,638 Oh, Johnny. 783 00:41:48,771 --> 00:41:50,673 [♪♪♪] 784 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:06,088 Feeling better? 785 00:42:06,222 --> 00:42:07,391 Am I... 786 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:10,661 dead? 787 00:42:11,961 --> 00:42:14,030 [MOANS] 788 00:42:19,469 --> 00:42:21,338 What the...? 789 00:42:23,373 --> 00:42:25,175 Are you... 790 00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:26,676 Diz? 791 00:42:26,809 --> 00:42:28,545 [LAUGHS] 792 00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:30,681 I knew that would work. 793 00:42:32,047 --> 00:42:34,817 You died at Whiskey Outpost. 794 00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:38,088 Wait. Am I dead too? 795 00:42:38,221 --> 00:42:39,722 No, silly. 796 00:42:39,856 --> 00:42:43,192 But the way you sleep, you might as well be. 797 00:42:47,697 --> 00:42:50,200 Where am I? 798 00:42:56,005 --> 00:42:57,273 Oh, shit. 799 00:43:10,286 --> 00:43:12,655 [GRUNTS] 800 00:43:12,789 --> 00:43:14,324 Mars. 801 00:43:15,425 --> 00:43:16,960 I'm on Mars. 802 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:18,394 Yup. 803 00:43:18,527 --> 00:43:20,263 Mars needs you. 804 00:43:20,396 --> 00:43:22,799 And I need you to get rolling. 805 00:43:26,369 --> 00:43:28,638 [RICO PANTING] 806 00:43:32,108 --> 00:43:34,244 Right. 807 00:43:34,376 --> 00:43:35,811 The Bugs. 808 00:43:35,945 --> 00:43:37,547 Exactly. 809 00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:39,048 The Bugs. 810 00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:40,950 [CHUCKLES] You are such a little genius. 811 00:43:41,085 --> 00:43:42,586 What--? 812 00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:46,255 What about my guys, The Lost Patrol? 813 00:43:49,592 --> 00:43:50,827 Water. 814 00:43:52,396 --> 00:43:53,830 I need water. 815 00:43:53,963 --> 00:43:55,833 [PANTS AND COUGHS] 816 00:43:58,467 --> 00:44:00,869 Well, that shouldn't be too hard. 817 00:44:01,003 --> 00:44:02,940 I need water. 818 00:44:11,581 --> 00:44:13,884 [PANTING] 819 00:44:21,692 --> 00:44:24,460 I keep drinking, but I'm still thirsty. 820 00:44:24,594 --> 00:44:25,996 Drink some more. 821 00:44:36,338 --> 00:44:38,541 Are you a ghost? 822 00:44:38,675 --> 00:44:39,810 No. 823 00:44:42,445 --> 00:44:43,947 So I'm not dead. 824 00:44:45,014 --> 00:44:46,282 Can the dead walk? 825 00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:48,717 No. 826 00:44:48,851 --> 00:44:50,687 Then keep walking. 827 00:45:06,802 --> 00:45:09,672 [PANTING] 828 00:45:13,476 --> 00:45:15,378 Get up, Rico. 829 00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:16,513 I... 830 00:45:17,813 --> 00:45:19,048 What's your malfunction? 831 00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:22,453 Okay. 832 00:45:26,889 --> 00:45:29,759 Are you dying on me? 833 00:45:26,889 --> 00:45:29,759 What? 834 00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:32,829 I said, are you dying on me, trooper? 835 00:45:33,896 --> 00:45:35,032 No. 836 00:45:35,164 --> 00:45:36,331 No, what? 837 00:45:36,465 --> 00:45:37,500 No, sir. 838 00:45:39,202 --> 00:45:42,039 Then move your candy ass. 839 00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:43,706 Yes, sir. 840 00:45:49,579 --> 00:45:52,950 [♪♪♪] 841 00:45:54,884 --> 00:45:59,155 [ALARM BEEPING] 842 00:46:01,123 --> 00:46:02,826 GEORGE & BABA: Whoa! 843 00:46:06,762 --> 00:46:09,965 I don't get it, sir. Where's the Fleet? 844 00:46:10,099 --> 00:46:13,570 Don't ask me. MarsNet's down. Everything's down. 845 00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:15,972 [MONITOR BEEPING] 846 00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:15,972 GEORGE: Oh, dang it. 847 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:18,942 What kind of pilot blasts off on empty? 848 00:46:19,076 --> 00:46:23,079 I wasn't thinking, coz. I was scared. 849 00:46:23,213 --> 00:46:25,248 What if the Fleet isn't coming, sir? 850 00:46:25,382 --> 00:46:27,983 Of course the Fleet's coming. They have to. 851 00:46:28,117 --> 00:46:30,920 What, they're gonna just ditch us? And all of Mars too? 852 00:46:31,054 --> 00:46:32,956 We about to ditch Mars our damn selves. 853 00:46:33,088 --> 00:46:35,224 You think Terran citizens are gonna care 854 00:46:35,358 --> 00:46:36,793 about a few stranded Martians? 855 00:46:36,927 --> 00:46:38,995 They'd better at least pretend to care. 856 00:46:39,128 --> 00:46:40,996 We haven't left the Federation just yet. 857 00:46:41,130 --> 00:46:42,566 What are you doing, Baba? 858 00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:45,168 I'm trying to get some of our ass-kicking fight up 859 00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:47,604 on FedBook, but I can't get connected. 860 00:46:47,737 --> 00:46:50,574 Bug plasma probably fried the com satellites. 861 00:46:56,478 --> 00:46:58,114 So are you sure I'm not dead? 862 00:46:58,248 --> 00:47:01,184 Will you stop asking me that already? 863 00:47:01,317 --> 00:47:03,619 Well, it just... 864 00:47:03,753 --> 00:47:06,690 made sense that I might be dead. 865 00:47:06,822 --> 00:47:09,025 Made sense? 866 00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:12,362 Not everything makes sense, Johnny boy. 867 00:47:12,494 --> 00:47:14,396 You're alive and well. 868 00:47:14,530 --> 00:47:16,199 And the Federation's going to crack 869 00:47:16,331 --> 00:47:18,701 their own colony with a Q-bomb. 870 00:47:18,835 --> 00:47:20,570 Q-bomb? 871 00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:22,639 You want me to take care of it? 872 00:47:22,771 --> 00:47:26,076 No. I need you to take care of it. 873 00:47:29,277 --> 00:47:31,280 Do it for me, Johnny. 874 00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:34,384 Please. 875 00:47:35,684 --> 00:47:36,987 Yeah. 876 00:47:38,487 --> 00:47:40,022 Yeah. 877 00:47:45,695 --> 00:47:48,030 Okay. 878 00:47:48,164 --> 00:47:49,633 For you. 879 00:47:49,766 --> 00:47:51,034 Good. 880 00:47:55,271 --> 00:47:57,173 I just don't know where the hell it is. 881 00:47:57,306 --> 00:47:58,807 Oh, that's the easy part. 882 00:47:58,942 --> 00:48:00,876 It's under an old terraforming tower. 883 00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:03,280 We're already halfway there. 884 00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:05,081 Yes, sir. 885 00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:06,416 [CHUCKLES] 886 00:48:12,822 --> 00:48:15,392 DIZ: Do you remember high school? 887 00:48:15,525 --> 00:48:17,961 RICO: I remember football. 888 00:48:18,094 --> 00:48:19,862 And enlistment. 889 00:48:19,996 --> 00:48:21,731 That's about it. 890 00:48:21,864 --> 00:48:23,565 Oh, and that asshole, Zander. 891 00:48:23,699 --> 00:48:24,800 Heh. Zander. 892 00:48:24,934 --> 00:48:26,236 What a prick. 893 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:30,106 What about your friends, Johnny? 894 00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:31,840 Friends? 895 00:48:31,974 --> 00:48:34,510 I don't know. I had a few. 896 00:48:35,978 --> 00:48:37,947 Not really sure where they all went. 897 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:40,849 Well, what about Carl? 898 00:48:40,983 --> 00:48:43,552 Weren't you guys best friends or something? 899 00:48:43,686 --> 00:48:45,454 Yeah, I guess so. 900 00:48:45,588 --> 00:48:47,790 But that was a long time ago. 901 00:48:47,923 --> 00:48:49,759 Carl changed. 902 00:48:49,891 --> 00:48:52,294 He's a general now, and it's almost like he's too big 903 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:53,597 to be friends with. 904 00:48:57,099 --> 00:48:59,302 I mean, it's not his fault. 905 00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:01,403 He's busy saving the whole Federation. 906 00:49:01,536 --> 00:49:02,805 Yeah. 907 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,509 But I guess he could try a little harder. 908 00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:08,611 Let's not get our hopes up. 909 00:49:12,715 --> 00:49:14,851 DIZ: Come on, Johnny. 910 00:49:12,715 --> 00:49:14,851 COMPUTER VOICE: Come on, Johnny. 911 00:49:14,983 --> 00:49:17,186 We are friends, aren't we? 912 00:49:14,983 --> 00:49:17,186 We are friends, aren't we? 913 00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:21,490 Johnny! 914 00:49:21,623 --> 00:49:22,591 What? 915 00:49:25,594 --> 00:49:26,762 [SCREECHES] 916 00:49:28,498 --> 00:49:30,434 [♪♪♪] 917 00:49:33,635 --> 00:49:35,172 [SCREECHING] 918 00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:08,805 Come on! 919 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,036 [GRUNTING] 920 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,036 [SQUEALING] 921 00:50:42,672 --> 00:50:44,507 [GASPING] 922 00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:52,582 [♪♪♪] 923 00:51:04,393 --> 00:51:07,063 [BLOWS STRIKING] 924 00:51:04,393 --> 00:51:07,063 [GRUNTING IN PAIN] 925 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:15,070 Try any stupid mind tricks, and we will kill you. 926 00:51:15,204 --> 00:51:16,639 Do you get me? 927 00:51:16,773 --> 00:51:20,376 Yes, I get you coming and going. 928 00:51:28,016 --> 00:51:30,619 What the hell was that, Carl? 929 00:51:30,753 --> 00:51:32,788 Classic speech, Amy. 930 00:51:32,922 --> 00:51:35,758 Really sorted things out for the masses. 931 00:51:35,891 --> 00:51:37,393 "If you love your family, 932 00:51:37,527 --> 00:51:39,795 then you should let me blow up Mars--" 933 00:51:39,929 --> 00:51:40,896 Shut up. 934 00:51:41,030 --> 00:51:42,432 [CARL GRUNTS] 935 00:51:43,932 --> 00:51:47,070 The people need an explanation, Carl. 936 00:51:47,202 --> 00:51:50,773 And they prefer one that tastes good and goes down easy. 937 00:51:50,907 --> 00:51:55,077 This isn't a popularity contest. 938 00:51:55,210 --> 00:51:58,814 Leading the Federation is about responsibility. 939 00:51:58,947 --> 00:52:02,951 No. It's all about ratings, Carl. 940 00:52:03,085 --> 00:52:05,588 And you screwed with mine. 941 00:52:05,722 --> 00:52:08,591 I guess I know my enemy. 942 00:52:08,724 --> 00:52:10,760 General Carl Jenkins, 943 00:52:10,893 --> 00:52:13,163 you are hereby charged with sedition 944 00:52:13,295 --> 00:52:16,765 and conspiracy against the United Citizen Federation. 945 00:52:16,898 --> 00:52:19,001 At 1600 hours, the Federal Council 946 00:52:19,135 --> 00:52:21,470 will convene to hear your case 947 00:52:21,603 --> 00:52:25,641 and when you are found guilty, witness your execution. 948 00:52:29,844 --> 00:52:32,781 Is there anything you wish to say at this time? 949 00:52:35,351 --> 00:52:36,553 Yes. 950 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:38,354 I beg you, Amy. 951 00:52:38,487 --> 00:52:40,823 Don't blow up Mars. 952 00:52:40,956 --> 00:52:42,659 Take it back from the Bugs 953 00:52:42,791 --> 00:52:44,460 and return it to the Martian people. 954 00:52:44,594 --> 00:52:46,128 Show them, show everyone 955 00:52:46,262 --> 00:52:48,999 just how big the Federation really is. 956 00:52:50,266 --> 00:52:51,434 Too late. 957 00:52:51,567 --> 00:52:54,003 Mars is fucked. 958 00:52:54,137 --> 00:52:56,873 In a few hours, you'll be dead, Carl. 959 00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:59,307 Then I can get back to work 960 00:52:59,442 --> 00:53:02,811 and blow up Mars as a warning to any future colony 961 00:53:02,945 --> 00:53:05,848 that will not bend to the Federal will. 962 00:53:07,983 --> 00:53:10,820 It's an epic, elegant revenge. 963 00:53:10,952 --> 00:53:14,090 It's so you, Amy. 964 00:53:14,224 --> 00:53:18,028 Except you went and made me the fall guy. 965 00:53:19,128 --> 00:53:20,996 [AMY GASPING] 966 00:53:22,831 --> 00:53:25,501 You broke my nose! 967 00:53:25,635 --> 00:53:27,170 You fuck! 968 00:53:29,137 --> 00:53:31,007 Now it's your turn, Johnny. 969 00:53:35,911 --> 00:53:37,047 Johnny. 970 00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:42,219 God, no. 971 00:53:52,461 --> 00:53:54,998 Diz, I kicked ass. 972 00:53:56,565 --> 00:53:58,734 Yeah, trooper. 973 00:53:58,867 --> 00:54:00,369 You kicked ass. 974 00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:03,907 [ELECTRONIC BEEPING] 975 00:54:07,143 --> 00:54:08,744 Battery's dead. 976 00:54:08,878 --> 00:54:10,079 Can't move. 977 00:54:10,211 --> 00:54:11,880 Let's get you out of that. 978 00:54:13,181 --> 00:54:14,450 Good idea. 979 00:54:18,021 --> 00:54:20,457 [BODY ARMOR THUMPING AND CLANKING] 980 00:54:27,563 --> 00:54:30,133 It's good to see you again, Johnny. 981 00:54:30,266 --> 00:54:32,434 It's been too long, that's for sure. 982 00:54:34,603 --> 00:54:37,306 DIZ: The last thing I remember is that night in Tango Urilla. 983 00:54:38,807 --> 00:54:41,309 You were everything I ever wished for. 984 00:54:41,443 --> 00:54:44,146 You were everything and a bit more. 985 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:45,982 Where'd you learn to do that, anyway? 986 00:54:46,115 --> 00:54:47,048 Johnny! 987 00:54:47,182 --> 00:54:48,717 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 988 00:54:50,219 --> 00:54:51,554 It's true. 989 00:54:51,688 --> 00:54:53,756 I wish it could've lasted a lifetime. 990 00:54:53,889 --> 00:54:55,758 Oh, Johnny. 991 00:54:55,891 --> 00:54:58,059 You're making me cry. 992 00:54:58,193 --> 00:55:00,329 You know I fucking hate this shit. 993 00:55:00,463 --> 00:55:01,730 You started it, Diz. 994 00:55:01,864 --> 00:55:03,398 You got the whole ball rolling, really. 995 00:55:03,532 --> 00:55:05,267 I just never picked it up. 996 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,668 Oh, stop it. 997 00:55:06,802 --> 00:55:09,137 You were just fine, Johnny. 998 00:55:09,271 --> 00:55:10,974 Really. 999 00:55:14,076 --> 00:55:15,144 There. 1000 00:55:19,248 --> 00:55:21,317 That old terraforming tower? 1001 00:55:21,449 --> 00:55:22,684 Yeah. 1002 00:55:22,818 --> 00:55:23,887 It's there. 1003 00:55:24,987 --> 00:55:26,822 Just raring to blow. 1004 00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:32,327 Who wants to blow up Mars, Diz, and why? 1005 00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:37,199 Unfortunately, that's a long, sad story. 1006 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:39,234 Which happens to be classified. 1007 00:55:39,367 --> 00:55:40,737 Classified? 1008 00:55:43,271 --> 00:55:44,907 Diz? 1009 00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:57,619 DIZ: You'll find a way, Johnny. 1010 00:55:57,753 --> 00:55:59,355 You always do. 1011 00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:05,628 Oh, my God! 1012 00:56:05,762 --> 00:56:07,563 Oh, crap, what now? 1013 00:56:07,697 --> 00:56:10,066 Colonel Rico's still alive! 1014 00:56:10,199 --> 00:56:11,733 Well, how's that's bad? 1015 00:56:11,867 --> 00:56:13,969 Well, it's not bad, it's good. 1016 00:56:14,103 --> 00:56:16,172 But it means we left a man behind. 1017 00:56:16,304 --> 00:56:18,340 Mobile Infantry doesn't leave people behind. 1018 00:56:18,474 --> 00:56:22,345 That's right. Now it's our turn to do some rescuing. 1019 00:56:22,478 --> 00:56:23,945 You mean go back to Mars? 1020 00:56:24,079 --> 00:56:26,749 We gotta get Colonel Rico back. 1021 00:56:24,079 --> 00:56:26,749 Fuck, yeah! 1022 00:56:26,882 --> 00:56:30,519 Now, look here, amigos, what you're talking about 1023 00:56:30,652 --> 00:56:34,055 is a one-way rocket right back to Bug city. 1024 00:56:34,190 --> 00:56:35,425 We're the Mobile Infantry. 1025 00:56:35,557 --> 00:56:36,858 It's time to get mobile. 1026 00:56:36,992 --> 00:56:39,929 Yeah. Don't ask why. Ask why not. 1027 00:56:40,061 --> 00:56:41,463 Well, okay. 1028 00:56:41,597 --> 00:56:44,100 But how am I supposed to land without retros? 1029 00:56:44,233 --> 00:56:46,701 You're the pilot. Look for someplace soft. 1030 00:56:46,835 --> 00:56:48,804 Too bad your head's not bigger. 1031 00:56:48,938 --> 00:56:51,039 [LAUGHTER] 1032 00:57:01,650 --> 00:57:04,086 [GRAVEL SHIFTING] 1033 00:57:15,664 --> 00:57:18,268 [♪♪♪] 1034 00:57:28,277 --> 00:57:30,512 [BUGS SCREECHING] 1035 00:57:32,614 --> 00:57:34,416 [THINKING] Damn Bugs. You kill one, 1036 00:57:34,550 --> 00:57:36,252 and there's 10 more to take its place. 1037 00:57:38,887 --> 00:57:41,857 [♪♪♪] 1038 00:58:07,282 --> 00:58:08,450 [GUN CLICKS] 1039 00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:09,985 Damn it. 1040 00:58:35,978 --> 00:58:37,514 You picked a good day to die. 1041 00:58:57,099 --> 00:58:58,001 [GRUNTS] 1042 00:59:00,369 --> 00:59:03,472 [SCREECHES] 1043 00:59:03,606 --> 00:59:05,508 [♪♪♪] 1044 00:59:50,786 --> 00:59:52,655 [PANTING] 1045 00:59:52,788 --> 00:59:54,389 It is a good day to die! 1046 00:59:56,858 --> 00:59:57,893 Okay. 1047 00:59:59,661 --> 01:00:01,097 BABA [OVER COMM]: Head down, Colonel! 1048 01:00:01,230 --> 01:00:02,632 What? 1049 01:00:01,230 --> 01:00:02,632 Incoming! 1050 01:00:15,777 --> 01:00:17,612 BABA [OVER COMM]: Colonel, are you okay? 1051 01:00:17,746 --> 01:00:19,081 Lieutenant Baba? 1052 01:00:19,215 --> 01:00:20,615 TROOPERS [OVER COMM]: Hoo-ah! 1053 01:00:20,748 --> 01:00:22,283 Yes, sir, Colonel! 1054 01:00:22,418 --> 01:00:23,820 We knew you'd make it. 1055 01:00:23,952 --> 01:00:25,487 [CHUCKLES] 1056 01:00:32,594 --> 01:00:33,695 [BOTH GRUNT] 1057 01:00:33,829 --> 01:00:35,798 This is not good. 1058 01:00:35,931 --> 01:00:37,298 Oh, my God. 1059 01:00:37,432 --> 01:00:38,635 No. 1060 01:00:40,936 --> 01:00:42,804 Everybody, jump. 1061 01:00:42,938 --> 01:00:44,472 This landing ain't gonna be pretty. 1062 01:00:44,606 --> 01:00:46,474 Hey, what about you? 1063 01:00:46,608 --> 01:00:49,644 I am a mighty Martian warrior, 1064 01:00:49,777 --> 01:00:53,649 as good as y'all, and probably a whole lot better. 1065 01:01:06,927 --> 01:01:08,830 [GEORGE GRUNTING] 1066 01:01:10,465 --> 01:01:12,969 Kill them all! 1067 01:01:20,309 --> 01:01:22,544 See you, coz. 1068 01:01:22,677 --> 01:01:24,712 CAMACHO: I thought he was funny. 1069 01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:26,615 And at least he went out with a bang. 1070 01:01:27,682 --> 01:01:29,351 Yeah. 1071 01:01:29,485 --> 01:01:30,887 Colonel! 1072 01:01:31,019 --> 01:01:32,387 All right. 1073 01:01:35,990 --> 01:01:38,259 It's so great to see you, sir. 1074 01:01:38,393 --> 01:01:41,563 Yeah. We're kind of running out of time. 1075 01:01:41,697 --> 01:01:43,566 What's the situation, Lieutenant? 1076 01:01:44,733 --> 01:01:45,935 Well, sir, we thought 1077 01:01:46,068 --> 01:01:47,570 it was pretty bad. 1078 01:01:47,702 --> 01:01:51,273 No sign of the Fleet, and you left behind on Mars, 1079 01:01:51,407 --> 01:01:53,875 and no connection to FedNet, even. 1080 01:01:54,009 --> 01:01:56,378 The Federation's blown us off, sir. 1081 01:01:56,512 --> 01:01:59,081 BABA: Why are they doing this? 1082 01:01:56,512 --> 01:01:59,081 ONE-OH-ONE: Left us behind, sir. 1083 01:01:59,213 --> 01:02:00,782 CAMACHO: Is it because we're Martians? 1084 01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:05,653 There are no Martians in my Mobile Infantry. 1085 01:02:05,788 --> 01:02:08,322 Only troopers who follow orders. 1086 01:02:08,456 --> 01:02:11,159 Awaiting your orders, sir. 1087 01:02:11,293 --> 01:02:13,229 Good. 1088 01:02:13,362 --> 01:02:16,599 Our next mission begins immediately. 1089 01:02:16,731 --> 01:02:19,735 We need to get to that old terraforming tower. 1090 01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:24,840 [PATRIOTIC FLOURISH PLAYS] 1091 01:02:24,972 --> 01:02:28,210 [ALARM SOUNDING] 1092 01:02:29,378 --> 01:02:31,013 Fellow citizens, 1093 01:02:31,146 --> 01:02:33,883 today is a sad day, indeed. 1094 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:37,652 Mars has gone silent, 1095 01:02:37,786 --> 01:02:40,989 her surface overwhelmed by Arachnids 1096 01:02:41,123 --> 01:02:43,559 with no sign of survivors, 1097 01:02:43,692 --> 01:02:45,661 military or civilian. 1098 01:02:48,364 --> 01:02:51,166 We now stand at a critical juncture. 1099 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:54,403 After weighing our options, I now believe 1100 01:02:54,536 --> 01:02:58,173 there is only one thing left to do. 1101 01:02:58,306 --> 01:03:02,010 We must dare to destroy Mars. 1102 01:03:02,143 --> 01:03:06,714 Our war against the Bugs cannot be won by committee, 1103 01:03:06,849 --> 01:03:10,286 or by debate, or by due process. 1104 01:03:10,418 --> 01:03:12,453 It can only be won 1105 01:03:12,588 --> 01:03:16,759 by citizens who have the guts to do what's right. 1106 01:03:16,891 --> 01:03:21,463 To make the hard decisions that will ensure our safety, 1107 01:03:21,597 --> 01:03:25,401 and indeed, the survival of our species. 1108 01:03:37,913 --> 01:03:39,681 Oh, Mars. 1109 01:03:39,815 --> 01:03:44,186 We forgive you for your fleeting captivation with independence. 1110 01:03:44,318 --> 01:03:48,123 We will remember you for your frontier spirit 1111 01:03:48,257 --> 01:03:50,724 and your sheer will to survive. 1112 01:03:50,858 --> 01:03:56,364 And most of all, your refusal to let Bugs set foot on your soil. 1113 01:03:56,498 --> 01:04:00,669 Long live Mars, the god of war. 1114 01:04:00,802 --> 01:04:03,571 You have earned my deepest respect. 1115 01:04:03,706 --> 01:04:06,709 And by my authority as sky marshal, 1116 01:04:06,842 --> 01:04:09,845 I hereby grant you eternal rest 1117 01:04:09,978 --> 01:04:12,781 along with all those Bugs! 1118 01:04:12,914 --> 01:04:15,317 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 1119 01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:21,324 [COUNTDOWN BEEPING] 1120 01:04:37,139 --> 01:04:38,574 [BEEPING] 1121 01:04:41,409 --> 01:04:42,878 Huh? 1122 01:04:50,719 --> 01:04:52,554 Sorry to interrupt, Sky Marshal, 1123 01:04:52,686 --> 01:04:55,056 but someone has sabotaged MarsNet. 1124 01:04:55,190 --> 01:04:56,791 The citizens need to know 1125 01:04:56,925 --> 01:04:59,061 that we're still in the fight for Mars. 1126 01:04:59,193 --> 01:05:01,630 What? No. 1127 01:05:01,764 --> 01:05:02,899 Captain. 1128 01:05:04,666 --> 01:05:06,902 I'm connected live to Fort Kilo. 1129 01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:10,505 The Mobile Infantry is alive and well. 1130 01:05:10,639 --> 01:05:12,274 But-- 1131 01:05:12,407 --> 01:05:14,075 That's impossible. 1132 01:05:14,208 --> 01:05:16,878 See for yourself, Sky Marshal. 1133 01:05:19,581 --> 01:05:21,083 Are we live? 1134 01:05:21,215 --> 01:05:23,251 BABA: We're on. 1135 01:05:21,215 --> 01:05:23,251 Rico here. 1136 01:05:23,385 --> 01:05:27,023 While engaging the enemy, we discovered a live Q-bomb. 1137 01:05:29,423 --> 01:05:31,226 The thing was set to blow by mistake, 1138 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,429 so we shut the thing down, pronto. 1139 01:05:33,561 --> 01:05:34,797 Yeah. 1140 01:05:36,731 --> 01:05:39,268 Just in time too, thanks to some Martian troopers. 1141 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,268 Hope that wasn't a problem. 1142 01:05:41,402 --> 01:05:42,971 We're gonna keep fighting, 1143 01:05:43,103 --> 01:05:45,106 and we're gonna kill a lot of damn Bugs. 1144 01:05:45,239 --> 01:05:46,774 Lost Patrol. 1145 01:05:46,909 --> 01:05:48,477 ALL: Hoo-ah! 1146 01:05:48,610 --> 01:05:50,179 We got this! 1147 01:05:50,311 --> 01:05:52,114 Mars ain't done for yet. 1148 01:05:52,246 --> 01:05:54,682 We're gonna cook up some real Bug-BQ. 1149 01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:56,351 [TROOPERS LAUGHING] 1150 01:05:56,485 --> 01:05:58,687 ONE-OH-ONE: With some sauce. 1151 01:05:58,820 --> 01:06:00,789 No. No. 1152 01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:13,102 So don't you worry, Sky Marshal. 1153 01:06:13,235 --> 01:06:15,804 We're still here, and we're gonna keep fighting. 1154 01:06:15,938 --> 01:06:17,172 And we're gonna win! 1155 01:06:17,306 --> 01:06:18,574 TROOPERS: Hoo-ah! 1156 01:06:27,782 --> 01:06:29,684 CAMACHO: Uh-oh! Colonel, look at that! 1157 01:06:33,789 --> 01:06:36,625 [♪♪♪] 1158 01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:44,299 RICO: Well, here we go again. 1159 01:07:00,382 --> 01:07:01,883 Shit. 1160 01:07:02,016 --> 01:07:03,219 [SQUEALS] 1161 01:07:02,016 --> 01:07:03,219 RICO: Fire! 1162 01:07:10,826 --> 01:07:12,193 [GROANS] 1163 01:07:14,829 --> 01:07:17,231 It looks like all the Bugs are coming to this picnic. 1164 01:07:17,364 --> 01:07:20,468 If only there were a way to crash their little party. 1165 01:07:20,601 --> 01:07:23,571 BABA: Sir, the Bugs are gonna tear this place apart. 1166 01:07:24,672 --> 01:07:25,840 Geo. 1167 01:07:27,309 --> 01:07:29,144 What happens if you turn that thing on? 1168 01:07:29,277 --> 01:07:31,146 GEO: You mean, like, make some weather? 1169 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,216 I mean rip the sky apart. Can you do that? 1170 01:07:34,349 --> 01:07:37,653 The core's power's still live. I think we can manage. 1171 01:07:37,786 --> 01:07:39,521 Do it. I want full power. 1172 01:07:39,655 --> 01:07:41,423 We're going for balls-out overload. 1173 01:07:41,556 --> 01:07:42,690 Give me 10 minutes. 1174 01:07:42,824 --> 01:07:44,392 Hey, Camacho, you wanna help? 1175 01:07:44,525 --> 01:07:45,527 You bet! 1176 01:07:46,427 --> 01:07:48,696 [BUGS SCREECHING] 1177 01:07:50,065 --> 01:07:52,867 Lost Patrol, Geo needs 10 minutes. 1178 01:07:53,001 --> 01:07:54,937 Make sure he gets it. 1179 01:07:55,070 --> 01:07:57,907 DUTCH: What happens after 10 minutes? They gonna make it rain? 1180 01:07:58,039 --> 01:07:59,641 Like Bugs give a shit about water. 1181 01:07:59,775 --> 01:08:01,309 BABA: No, that ain't how it works. 1182 01:08:01,443 --> 01:08:03,211 They're gonna overload the reactor 1183 01:08:03,344 --> 01:08:04,913 and blow up the atmosphere. 1184 01:08:05,047 --> 01:08:06,615 Well, what about us? 1185 01:08:08,016 --> 01:08:09,117 Oh, shit. 1186 01:08:22,064 --> 01:08:24,900 Flip everything to full power. 1187 01:08:22,064 --> 01:08:24,900 CAMACHO: You got it. 1188 01:08:25,033 --> 01:08:26,902 Seems easy enough. 1189 01:08:30,738 --> 01:08:31,906 [BUZZES] 1190 01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:34,043 [BUZZES] 1191 01:08:34,176 --> 01:08:35,411 [TURBINE POWERING UP] 1192 01:08:45,354 --> 01:08:48,289 Geo's doing some good work. 1193 01:08:48,423 --> 01:08:52,293 Yeah, if you like watching the whole world come apart. 1194 01:08:52,427 --> 01:08:54,528 You wanna live forever, Lieutenant? 1195 01:08:54,662 --> 01:08:57,765 No, but a little longer would be okay. 1196 01:08:57,899 --> 01:09:00,169 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1197 01:09:05,006 --> 01:09:07,142 We're born and raised on Mars. 1198 01:09:07,274 --> 01:09:08,978 Never seen storms like this. 1199 01:09:09,110 --> 01:09:10,378 [SCREAMS] 1200 01:09:10,512 --> 01:09:12,346 Yeah! 1201 01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:14,817 [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 1202 01:09:24,993 --> 01:09:27,930 [♪♪♪] 1203 01:09:35,002 --> 01:09:36,371 Too bad the good citizens 1204 01:09:36,505 --> 01:09:37,972 of the Federation can't see this. 1205 01:09:38,105 --> 01:09:39,440 Yeah, they ought to know 1206 01:09:39,573 --> 01:09:41,175 that someone's still holding the line. 1207 01:09:41,309 --> 01:09:42,945 CARMEN [OVER COMM]: The whole Federation's been 1208 01:09:43,078 --> 01:09:45,314 watching you guys, this whole time. 1209 01:09:45,447 --> 01:09:46,881 RICO [OVER COMM]: Carmen. 1210 01:09:47,015 --> 01:09:48,383 BABA: Whoo-hoo! She's right. 1211 01:09:48,516 --> 01:09:50,985 My camera's linked to FedNet. 1212 01:09:51,118 --> 01:09:55,556 BABA: Whoo-hoo! She's right. My camera's linked to FedNet. 1213 01:09:55,689 --> 01:09:58,659 MALE REPORTER: The Federation may have decided that Mars is a lost cause 1214 01:09:58,793 --> 01:10:01,564 but not these troopers, with their leader, Johnny Rico. 1215 01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:03,265 That's me! 1216 01:10:03,398 --> 01:10:04,998 Ha, ha! That's me! 1217 01:10:05,132 --> 01:10:06,367 DUTCH: What? 1218 01:10:06,501 --> 01:10:08,235 You shitting me? 1219 01:10:06,501 --> 01:10:08,235 Yeah, look. 1220 01:10:08,369 --> 01:10:09,238 Eyes up. 1221 01:10:09,371 --> 01:10:12,407 [SQUEALS] 1222 01:10:12,541 --> 01:10:14,609 ONE-OH-ONE: I can't hold them much longer, Colonel. 1223 01:10:14,742 --> 01:10:16,177 We gotta blow the bridge. 1224 01:10:16,311 --> 01:10:18,546 Not yet, we don't. Geo makes the call. 1225 01:10:25,552 --> 01:10:27,855 Excuse me while I rip the sky. 1226 01:10:29,690 --> 01:10:31,025 That's the last one. 1227 01:10:31,158 --> 01:10:32,760 We're in business. 1228 01:10:36,363 --> 01:10:40,434 That does it. This tower is now one big weather bomb. 1229 01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:42,037 Good work, troopers. 1230 01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:44,838 Everyone in the Lost Patrol is a hero today. 1231 01:10:44,972 --> 01:10:48,577 I'm gonna savor this moment the rest of my life. 1232 01:10:48,711 --> 01:10:51,180 All five minutes of it. 1233 01:10:51,313 --> 01:10:52,547 One-Oh-One, kill the bridge. 1234 01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:53,915 Roger. 1235 01:11:02,524 --> 01:11:04,660 Lost Patrol, let the Bugs have this. 1236 01:11:04,792 --> 01:11:06,161 Geo, we're coming up. 1237 01:11:06,293 --> 01:11:07,962 Then we're getting the hell out of here. 1238 01:11:08,096 --> 01:11:09,597 Getting out? 1239 01:11:09,730 --> 01:11:11,233 Which way is out? 1240 01:11:11,365 --> 01:11:12,667 Follow me. 1241 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,237 Geo, how many minutes we got? 1242 01:11:15,369 --> 01:11:17,137 GEO [OVER COMM]: Eight, maybe? 1243 01:11:17,271 --> 01:11:19,507 BABA: Ha! "Maybe"? 1244 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:21,408 You've gotta be kidding me. 1245 01:11:21,542 --> 01:11:23,210 [SCREECHES] 1246 01:11:23,344 --> 01:11:24,913 [DUTCH GRUNTING] 1247 01:11:25,046 --> 01:11:26,247 BABA: Dutch! 1248 01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:33,454 Why do I always get ripped in half? 1249 01:11:35,590 --> 01:11:36,659 RICO: Dutch! 1250 01:11:41,762 --> 01:11:43,398 Fuck. 1251 01:11:41,762 --> 01:11:43,398 BABA: Oh, Dutch. 1252 01:11:43,532 --> 01:11:45,167 The Bugs really did have his number. 1253 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:47,503 [SCREECHING IN DISTANCE] 1254 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:47,503 What the hell? 1255 01:11:52,306 --> 01:11:53,341 [GASPS] 1256 01:11:56,610 --> 01:11:58,278 ONE-OH-ONE: Don't look good, Lieutenant. 1257 01:11:58,412 --> 01:12:01,048 Yeah, Colonel, we're so screwed. 1258 01:12:01,182 --> 01:12:02,350 Fall back to the tower. 1259 01:12:04,452 --> 01:12:06,887 And then what? 1260 01:12:04,452 --> 01:12:06,887 Kill them all. What else? 1261 01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:09,557 That's right. We're Mobile Infantry. 1262 01:12:09,690 --> 01:12:11,359 We don't give up. 1263 01:12:21,336 --> 01:12:22,538 Fuck you! 1264 01:12:24,271 --> 01:12:25,841 Colonel, we got Bugs in the house. 1265 01:12:26,940 --> 01:12:28,041 ONE-OH-ONE: Bugs, man. 1266 01:12:28,176 --> 01:12:29,444 No matter where you go, 1267 01:12:29,577 --> 01:12:31,613 there's always freaking Bugs, man. 1268 01:12:31,746 --> 01:12:33,515 [BUGS SCREECHING] 1269 01:12:33,649 --> 01:12:35,317 ONE-OH-ONE: Reload. 1270 01:12:35,451 --> 01:12:36,317 RICO: Look out. 1271 01:12:36,451 --> 01:12:37,985 [GRUNTS] 1272 01:12:39,587 --> 01:12:40,988 [GASPING] 1273 01:12:43,524 --> 01:12:45,027 CAMACHO: Come on. 1274 01:12:45,159 --> 01:12:46,293 This way! 1275 01:12:46,427 --> 01:12:48,529 This place is going to blow. 1276 01:12:48,662 --> 01:12:50,164 Let's go, troopers! 1277 01:12:50,297 --> 01:12:51,899 RICO: We're not dead yet. 1278 01:13:00,574 --> 01:13:02,744 Go, go, go, go, go! 1279 01:13:08,582 --> 01:13:10,518 [BUGS CONTINUE SCREECHING] 1280 01:13:15,090 --> 01:13:17,025 [♪♪♪] 1281 01:13:28,904 --> 01:13:30,338 How high we gonna go? 1282 01:13:30,471 --> 01:13:32,006 RICO: Higher than the Bugs. 1283 01:13:35,143 --> 01:13:37,279 Oh, man. They're everywhere, man. 1284 01:13:40,881 --> 01:13:42,116 Oh, shit. 1285 01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:44,418 Oh, my God. There's so many Bugs. 1286 01:13:44,551 --> 01:13:46,354 Are we gonna make it out of here? 1287 01:13:46,488 --> 01:13:49,358 Who knows? I'm not ready to give up yet. Are you? 1288 01:13:49,490 --> 01:13:52,027 What are you, some kind of hero? 1289 01:13:49,490 --> 01:13:52,027 BABA: Yeah. 1290 01:13:52,159 --> 01:13:54,929 Because a hero always makes it back home. 1291 01:13:55,063 --> 01:13:56,230 I like that, Lieutenant. 1292 01:13:56,363 --> 01:13:57,698 If we live through this, 1293 01:13:57,832 --> 01:13:59,501 I might get it tattooed on my ass. 1294 01:13:59,634 --> 01:14:02,671 Maybe I'll let you fight in my Mobile Infantry after all. 1295 01:14:02,804 --> 01:14:03,939 CAMACHO: Awesome. 1296 01:14:07,576 --> 01:14:10,244 CARMEN [OVER COMM]: Sounds like you guys are having fun down there. 1297 01:14:10,378 --> 01:14:12,014 RICO: Is that you, Carmen? 1298 01:14:10,378 --> 01:14:12,014 CARMEN: Yeah. 1299 01:14:12,146 --> 01:14:14,349 RICO: Where are you? 1300 01:14:12,146 --> 01:14:14,349 I'm heading in now. 1301 01:14:14,481 --> 01:14:16,283 But you're making things difficult 1302 01:14:16,417 --> 01:14:17,853 with this weather system. 1303 01:14:17,985 --> 01:14:19,820 CARMEN: No one can fly in this mess. 1304 01:14:19,953 --> 01:14:21,622 RICO: Except for you, Carmen. 1305 01:14:21,756 --> 01:14:23,258 You can fly through anything. 1306 01:14:31,198 --> 01:14:32,800 ONE-OH-ONE: They're gaining on us. 1307 01:14:32,934 --> 01:14:34,269 Shake 'em off. 1308 01:14:37,706 --> 01:14:39,173 RICO: Move out. 1309 01:14:43,578 --> 01:14:45,747 RICO: Carmen, over here. 1310 01:14:45,881 --> 01:14:49,484 CARMEN [OVER COMM]: Yeah, only there is one thing. 1311 01:14:49,617 --> 01:14:51,686 What? What's the problem? 1312 01:14:52,953 --> 01:14:55,122 Nowhere to touch down. 1313 01:14:55,256 --> 01:14:57,960 With these winds, I'm barely staying afloat. 1314 01:14:59,226 --> 01:15:00,362 [CARMEN GRUNTS] 1315 01:15:00,494 --> 01:15:01,996 RICO: You all right? 1316 01:15:02,130 --> 01:15:03,498 Barely. 1317 01:15:03,631 --> 01:15:06,501 Uh, colonel? 1318 01:15:03,631 --> 01:15:06,501 What? 1319 01:15:06,635 --> 01:15:10,171 I'm thinking we got two minutes. 1320 01:15:10,304 --> 01:15:12,006 Maybe less. 1321 01:15:12,140 --> 01:15:14,041 CAMACHO: Colonel. 1322 01:15:12,140 --> 01:15:14,041 RICO: Now what? 1323 01:15:14,175 --> 01:15:16,711 CAMACHO: Over there. On the other side of the tower. 1324 01:15:16,845 --> 01:15:20,014 They're piling up the wall. 1325 01:15:20,148 --> 01:15:21,516 Roger that, Camacho. 1326 01:15:21,649 --> 01:15:24,418 You hear that, Carmen? No time. 1327 01:15:24,551 --> 01:15:27,354 Open the hatch and hover. 1328 01:15:27,488 --> 01:15:28,923 What's the plan? 1329 01:15:29,056 --> 01:15:30,425 Just open the hatch. 1330 01:15:30,559 --> 01:15:32,261 Just a simple question. 1331 01:15:36,264 --> 01:15:38,132 Come on, you apes. 1332 01:15:38,265 --> 01:15:39,367 Jump for it. 1333 01:15:39,501 --> 01:15:40,502 ALL: Hoo-ah! 1334 01:15:43,872 --> 01:15:45,039 I can't, sir. 1335 01:15:45,172 --> 01:15:46,507 What do you mean, you can't? 1336 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,309 You wanna die here? 1337 01:15:48,443 --> 01:15:51,146 One, you go. 1338 01:15:48,443 --> 01:15:51,146 Ladies first. 1339 01:15:51,279 --> 01:15:52,681 Somebody jump! 1340 01:15:54,849 --> 01:15:56,552 [YELLING] 1341 01:16:02,689 --> 01:16:03,925 That idiot. 1342 01:16:08,896 --> 01:16:09,864 Come on. 1343 01:16:12,567 --> 01:16:14,069 Thanks. 1344 01:16:14,202 --> 01:16:15,704 Here goes. 1345 01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:23,979 I got you. 1346 01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:23,979 [CHUCKLES] 1347 01:16:24,112 --> 01:16:26,381 On the bounce, Lieutenant. Move it or lose it. 1348 01:16:30,185 --> 01:16:32,854 [THRUSTERS SPUTTER] 1349 01:16:32,988 --> 01:16:34,756 I'm all out of jump juice, Colonel. 1350 01:16:38,493 --> 01:16:40,028 You go on without me. 1351 01:16:49,037 --> 01:16:50,538 Not gonna happen, Lieutenant. 1352 01:16:50,671 --> 01:16:53,574 You're going home, and that's an order. 1353 01:17:00,014 --> 01:17:01,615 Bring her down. 1354 01:17:01,748 --> 01:17:02,951 You got it. 1355 01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,752 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1356 01:17:09,489 --> 01:17:11,425 [♪♪♪] 1357 01:17:13,094 --> 01:17:14,529 Camacho! 1358 01:17:17,465 --> 01:17:19,434 Good job, trooper. 1359 01:17:17,465 --> 01:17:19,434 I got you. 1360 01:17:24,005 --> 01:17:26,108 [ALL GRUNT] 1361 01:17:27,574 --> 01:17:29,211 Let's get off this rock. 1362 01:17:29,344 --> 01:17:31,011 Hold on tight, troopers. 1363 01:17:31,145 --> 01:17:32,046 [GRUNTS] 1364 01:17:38,685 --> 01:17:40,354 Any moment now. 1365 01:18:02,210 --> 01:18:05,212 [♪♪♪] 1366 01:18:29,436 --> 01:18:31,006 Oh, hey, guys. 1367 01:18:31,139 --> 01:18:33,807 Carl? What are you doing here? 1368 01:18:33,942 --> 01:18:35,976 It's great to see you too. 1369 01:18:36,109 --> 01:18:38,645 Doesn't that chair belong to the sky marshal? 1370 01:18:38,779 --> 01:18:41,849 She's taking a couple of personal days. 1371 01:18:41,983 --> 01:18:44,853 I'm just keeping things moving until she gets back. 1372 01:18:44,985 --> 01:18:47,255 I'd never dream of being sky marshal. 1373 01:18:47,389 --> 01:18:49,524 So Amy Snapp's just gonna get away with it? 1374 01:18:49,657 --> 01:18:51,927 That's politics, Johnny boy. 1375 01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:54,896 Did you know there were Bugs on Mars too, Carl? 1376 01:18:55,029 --> 01:18:56,197 Hmph. 1377 01:18:56,329 --> 01:18:58,431 And you just let it happen? 1378 01:18:58,565 --> 01:19:00,067 Carmen. 1379 01:19:00,201 --> 01:19:02,503 How could you even think such a thing? 1380 01:19:04,337 --> 01:19:06,073 Very funny. 1381 01:19:06,207 --> 01:19:09,410 But this is the war we can never stop fighting. 1382 01:19:09,543 --> 01:19:10,944 The Bugs will never quit. 1383 01:19:11,078 --> 01:19:14,381 And if we do, we're dead. 1384 01:19:14,515 --> 01:19:18,152 For a few thousand years, we humans enjoyed 1385 01:19:18,284 --> 01:19:20,921 the relative peace of fighting amongst ourselves. 1386 01:19:21,055 --> 01:19:23,791 And then we reached for the stars. 1387 01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:25,226 I mean, 1388 01:19:25,359 --> 01:19:27,594 what did we think would happen? 1389 01:19:27,729 --> 01:19:29,831 Well, thinking's your job, Carl. 1390 01:19:29,965 --> 01:19:32,100 I'm the guy who follows orders. 1391 01:19:32,233 --> 01:19:33,435 I like that. 1392 01:19:33,568 --> 01:19:37,738 Now, go take back Mars from the Bugs, 1393 01:19:37,872 --> 01:19:41,510 will you, General Rico? 1394 01:19:41,643 --> 01:19:43,011 Yes, sir. 1395 01:19:48,448 --> 01:19:49,349 [SCOFFS] 1396 01:19:49,483 --> 01:19:50,784 [DOOR CLOSES] 1397 01:19:49,483 --> 01:19:50,784 What? 1398 01:19:50,918 --> 01:19:53,688 It's always good to see you, Carl. 1399 01:19:58,292 --> 01:19:59,960 [DOOR CLOSES] 1400 01:20:00,094 --> 01:20:01,997 [♪♪♪] 1401 01:20:04,097 --> 01:20:05,667 There was a massive fire around us. 1402 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,135 It looked like it was gonna get bad. 1403 01:20:07,268 --> 01:20:09,671 Officer on deck. 1404 01:20:07,268 --> 01:20:09,671 At ease. 1405 01:20:11,305 --> 01:20:13,974 You troopers got something special. 1406 01:20:14,108 --> 01:20:16,177 Something everyone wants. 1407 01:20:16,310 --> 01:20:17,945 You lived to tell the tale. 1408 01:20:18,078 --> 01:20:19,813 [ALL CHUCKLE] 1409 01:20:19,947 --> 01:20:23,751 [♪♪♪] 1410 01:20:23,884 --> 01:20:25,319 Congratulations, troopers. 1411 01:20:25,453 --> 01:20:26,954 You are born again hard 1412 01:20:27,087 --> 01:20:28,956 and I am proud to serve with you 1413 01:20:29,090 --> 01:20:30,190 in the Mobile Infantry. 1414 01:20:30,323 --> 01:20:31,592 ALL: Yeah! 1415 01:20:31,725 --> 01:20:32,827 All right! 1416 01:20:34,295 --> 01:20:35,697 We're gonna go have a beer, sir. 1417 01:20:35,829 --> 01:20:38,332 Toast Mars, you know? Wanna come? 1418 01:20:38,466 --> 01:20:40,969 Thanks. I gotta hit the sack. 1419 01:20:42,837 --> 01:20:45,273 That's why they call him the "old man," heh. 1420 01:20:45,405 --> 01:20:46,675 [ALL LAUGH] 1421 01:20:45,405 --> 01:20:46,675 ONE-OH-ONE: Yeah. 1422 01:20:46,807 --> 01:20:49,810 Lieutenant, can I have a word with you? 1423 01:20:49,944 --> 01:20:51,346 Yes, sir. 1424 01:20:53,079 --> 01:20:54,815 I wonder what you'd do 1425 01:20:54,949 --> 01:20:56,617 if you found out that Sky Marshal Snapp 1426 01:20:56,751 --> 01:20:59,119 let the Bugs start a colony on Mars 1427 01:20:59,253 --> 01:21:01,855 so she'd have an excuse to blow it up. 1428 01:21:01,989 --> 01:21:04,391 Is that what you're telling me, sir? 1429 01:21:06,594 --> 01:21:09,163 I'm saying everyone's got a right 1430 01:21:09,296 --> 01:21:10,965 to fight for what's theirs, 1431 01:21:11,099 --> 01:21:13,534 maybe most especially Martians. 1432 01:21:16,671 --> 01:21:20,108 From one Martian to another, good work, Lieutenant. 1433 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,777 Tomorrow, we kill them all again. 1434 01:21:22,911 --> 01:21:25,279 See you on the bounce. 1435 01:21:22,911 --> 01:21:25,279 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 1436 01:21:25,412 --> 01:21:27,848 Uh... Bounce good, sir. 1437 01:21:29,015 --> 01:21:30,585 Roger that, Lieutenant. 1438 01:21:57,612 --> 01:22:02,283 What did Snapp know, and when did she know it? 1439 01:22:10,224 --> 01:22:13,595 [PATRIOTIC FLOURISH PLAYS] 1440 01:22:16,197 --> 01:22:18,533 MALE REPORTER: Anti-Federal activist MarzCo 1441 01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:22,603 is asking a musical question that's on everyone's lips. 1442 01:22:22,737 --> 01:22:24,204 Federal opinion polls show 1443 01:22:24,338 --> 01:22:25,773 Sky Marshal Snapp's approval ratings 1444 01:22:25,907 --> 01:22:27,442 are in question. 1445 01:22:27,574 --> 01:22:30,377 No one doubts her genius, but can she lead? 1446 01:22:30,511 --> 01:22:31,778 Would you like to--? 1447 01:22:31,912 --> 01:22:33,914 We'll leave it to MarzCo. 1448 01:22:34,047 --> 01:22:36,483 MAN: ♪ What did Snapp know And when did she know it? ♪ 1449 01:22:36,617 --> 01:22:39,421 ♪ What the fuck did Snapp know And when did she know it? ♪ 1450 01:22:40,555 --> 01:22:42,923 BABA: Officer on deck. 1451 01:22:47,528 --> 01:22:51,065 RICO: Today, you're going to locate a medium-sized Bug colony... 1452 01:22:51,198 --> 01:22:52,567 and kill them all! 1453 01:22:52,699 --> 01:22:53,934 ALL: Yeah! 1454 01:22:54,069 --> 01:22:56,137 Come on, you apes. You wanna live forever? 1455 01:22:56,270 --> 01:22:58,106 ALL: Hoo-ah! 1456 01:22:58,238 --> 01:23:01,408 [♪♪♪] 1457 01:23:35,976 --> 01:23:37,878 [♪♪♪] 1458 01:23:41,948 --> 01:23:45,353 ♪ What did Snapp know? ♪ 1459 01:23:45,487 --> 01:23:48,256 ♪ And when did she know it? ♪ 1460 01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:12,447 ♪ What did Snapp know? ♪ 1461 01:24:32,565 --> 01:24:34,601 ♪ What did Snapp know? ♪ 1462 01:24:38,572 --> 01:24:41,542 ♪ What did Snapp know? ♪ 1463 01:24:41,676 --> 01:24:45,346 ♪ And when did she know it? ♪ 1464 01:25:04,097 --> 01:25:07,135 ♪ What did Snapp know? ♪ 1465 01:25:08,601 --> 01:25:10,537 [♪♪♪] 1466 01:26:11,297 --> 01:26:13,201 [♪♪♪] 1467 01:26:56,644 --> 01:26:58,546 [♪♪♪] 1468 01:27:38,752 --> 01:27:40,787 Closed Captioning: Sara Meyer