Left to right:

Bartholomew (Avo): Patron saint of twitching.

James the Less (Pride): Infrequently mentioned, though criminally underrated.

Andrew (Face): Hands raised, indicating an abdication of responsibility from subbing.

Judas Iscariot (Doctrine): Complete sellout, easily persuaded by malicious forces, shows zero regard for the wellbeing of his teammates, mains heavy.

Peter (Kurt): Gatekeeps heals. Patron saint of fisherman (master baiter). 

John (Bubsdoge): Bloke’s 14.

Jesus (Wasteman): Frequently crucified by the highlander community and famously resurrected from the steel pit.

Thomas (Lev): Regularly doubts bad comms.

James the Greater (User): One of the first disciples to join, patron saint of Spain.

Philip (Daggerman): Sleeps through scrims and performs miracles.

Matthew (Maid): Gave her the option between Matthew and Jude and she said she’d rather be Matthew.

Jude (Anna): Ran out of apostles with personality so she has to be Jude.

Simon (Smae): Fanatical and uncompromising in pursuit of his religious ideals, bald.