Travis: I want to get over close enough to- to jump on and fight the cricket dudes.

Griffin: Okay, I’m gonna need you to make another Strength contest against this boar if you wanna like control him and tell him where to go. I rolled a 21.

Travis: Aw man, you did really good. I rolled a 17 so not good enough- I rolled a 10 plus 7.

Clint: Don’t forget your red bull.

Travis: Oh yeah! Oh that’s way better that’s a 20-

Griffin: That still didn’t beat him.

Travis: -plus 7. 20 plus 7, 27.

Griffin: Oh, that will do it. Okay. Yeah, you uh- you- the boar is like trying to do its own thing but you very dramatically yank on it and again, and start to pull it off over to the right. I guess I could have given you an animal handling check on that too but this thing is like super fucking angry and probably would not--

Travis: Well I’m proficient in that too. 

Griffin: Yeah, okay. God, you’re so great.


Ep. 26, Petals to the Metal, 8:02