Lyrics for WKUK's "Aren't You Lucky"

* An American sings to children... *
Aren't you lucky to be born into the only place that always gets it right?
Aren't you lucky to be born into the place where everyone is smart and nice?
Aren't you lucky to be born into the only ones whose God is even really real?
Being born over there must really suck!
Can you imagine how they feel?
* The verse is repeated by singers of other ethnicities, to their children. *