This blog post is a collection of pretentious one-line rants about video games, in this form.
Mathemetics: Ripping credit off other fields of science since -8345 A.D.

Chrome: Shitty Quake ripoff.
Iji: Cave story ripoff.
Lugaru HD: 3D fighting game for furfags.
Braid: Something about a princess or something, and I think that you fuck with time. Pretentious.
KotOR: I can't fucking rotate the camera on the X axis, what kind of game IS this?!
Real Myst: Trippy bullshit with books and islands.
Left 4 Dead: Killing floor ripoff.
Left 4 Dead 2: Standalone L4D expansion pack.
Half-Life: Some pretentious game dev cockery. Doom ripoff.
Super Meat Boy: Shitty platformer made by a butthurt pretentious indie game dev.
Team Fortress 2: First person hat wearing simulator.
Recettear: I'm a little girl! Wait, a loan? Cardboard box? I don't want to be homeless!!!
Minecraft: First person autism simulator.
Dance Dance Revolution: Awful music game catering to the raver scene.
Killing Floor: Left 4 Dead ripoff.
Arcanum: Shitty game for people with no lives that want to live in victorian bullshit.
BioShock: Shitty game for people with lives that want to talk about victorian bullshit.
Cave Story: Mario ripoff.
Touhou: Kawaii uguu~
Jak 2: Tony hawk ripoff. I mean, seriously, look at his fucking attitude!
Final Fantasy: Dragon Quest ripoff.
ATV Offroad Fury: Tony Hawk ripoff because you score points and stuff.
Gang Garrison 2: Completely original work of art with amazing expression.
Battlefield 2: Shitty ripoff of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2.
Call of Duty: Black Ops: Best and most important contribution to video games in history.
Mario: Halo ripoff.
Halo: Combat Evolved: Iji ripoff.
Pong: There's a scene with Wall-E in it.