Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous (2005)

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MAN: Hart, can you get me
Miss Arizona's number?

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GRACIE: Why would I do that, Clonsky?
- Because she needs a man in her life.

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Yeah? Where do you fit in?

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[MEN CHUCKLING]

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- Nice. Nice talk. Not too congenial, Hart.
MAN: Yeah.

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It says right here
you're supposed to be real amiable.

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That's three weeks ago.
I've been amiable since then...

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...and now I just wanna hit somebody.

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McDONALD:
This could be your chance, Hart.

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Let's go over this one more time.
The Housewives...

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...they knocked off nine banks in a month
and wounded two guards.

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We got a tip this bank is their next target.
Stay frosty. Keep your heads up.

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You know you can't wear a swimsuit
on this mission, right?

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[LAUGHING]

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GRACIE: That's good.
- Ow!

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- Whoa. What happened to world peace?
- It comes and goes.

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McDONALD [OVER RADIO]:
Control to Big Mama.

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Check your baby.

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GRACIE:
Hey, honey.

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Control, this is Big Mama. Confirm.

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McDONALD:
Confirm, Big Mama. Proceed.

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- Big Daddy and Big Mama are inside.
- Copy that.

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CLONSKY: I hope we wrap this early.
I have Yankee tickets tonight.

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What are you up to?

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GRACIE: Just basic paperwork, and then
I got company coming over for dinner...

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...so I just need to do a little...
A little defrosting.

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CLONSKY:
Oh, your boyfriend Eric's coming over?

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He's not my boyfriend. Just...

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We're just friends, you know? Friends
and coworkers. Friendly coworkers.

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Hey, you ever been to the Poconos?

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[CLONSKY CHUCKLING]

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Where is that? What is that,
New York? Pennsylvania?

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You think it'd be hard
to get a reservation there?

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What, for you and your coworker?

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- That's so sweet, two agents in love.
- Yeah.

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So I guess this is a good time to tell you
that this is not your baby.

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[CHUCKLING]

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Housewives, front door. Housewives.

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Aw. How old?

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- Thirty-five.
- No, the baby. Can I take a peek?

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No, get lost, lady. We haven't
changed his diaper in a week.

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You're that Miss Congeniality lady.

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No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

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MOTHER: I saw you on TV
on the Miss United States pageant.

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GRACIE:
No, ma'am. Ma'am, you did not.

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- You're Gracie Hart!
- Ma'am, no. Ma'am, please...

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- Gracie Hart?
- Gracie Hart?

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MOTHER: Gracie Hart!
- No, I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!

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- She's FBI!
- I'm not!

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- It's a setup!
- Okay, nobody move! Nobody move!

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GRACIE:
Nobody's moving. Ma'am, please be...

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Please be quiet! Get down!
Nobody's moving.

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- Get down, please! Please, get down!
- Down, I said. Down!

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Nobody's moving. It's okay.
Ma'am, get down! Get down!

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We've got a hostage situation.
We need backup. Now!

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- We gotta move, ladies!
- Okay. Okay, it's okay.

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Get your hand out of the purse, Hart.

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You too, hubby, get your hands up
where I can see them.

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Tell me where every other agent is
in this bank.

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Now.

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Now!

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There's one in the baby carriage.

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[GROANS]

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[WOMEN SCREAMING]

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- Freeze, FBI!
FBI AGENT: FBI, freeze!

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JENKINS: Put the gun down!
Put the guns down!

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[HOUSEWIFE GROANING]

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- Take her. Take...
- Got her.

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Clonsky, where are you hit?
Where are you hit?

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CLONSKY: In the vest. I'm...
- Where?

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I'm all right. I'm all right.

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- Oh, my God.
- It hurt like a mother.

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I know.

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But I got something that's gonna
make you feel a lot better.

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Here we go, 602-555-0199.

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What's that?

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Miss Arizona's number.

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- You couldn't tell me earlier?
- No.

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MEDIC: What do we got?
CLONSKY: I'm okay.

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Excuse me.

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Would you mind?

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[TINA TURNER'S "PROUD MARY"
PLAYING ON STEREO]

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McDONALD:
Hart! Hart!

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- Sorry, sir.
- Let's not make a bad day worse.

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GRACIE:
Sir...

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...about the bank,
I don't know what happened.

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It was like my high school reunion,
except these people liked me.

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I think we can all agree
it didn't go according to plan.

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Yes, sir.

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- But I wanna talk about something else.
- Yes, sir.

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This is some fan mail we've gotten
for you since the pageant.

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Letters, cards, chocolates.

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I'll, uh, take the chocolates.

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[GRACIE SNORTING]

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"Dear Miss Hart,
I saw you on the pageant.

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The next night I was
coming out of a party...

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...when this horrible guy
grabbed me in the parking lot.

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So I did your SING self-defense,
and he totally backed off.

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I've gone through tough times lately,
and you have no idea what it means...

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...to feel like you can stand up
for yourself again.

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I just wanted to say thank you
and you look beautiful in your e... "

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- Evening gown?
- Evening gown.

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- She liked it?
- Lori, Newark.

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Sir, you're reading my mail.
That's a class-B misdemeanor.

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[SNORTING]

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Hart, I've been getting five calls a day
for you to be on talk shows.

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The Bureau's had
some bad publicity lately...

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...and the director thinks you could be
the new face of the FBI.

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Sir, I'm just a field agent.

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Most field agents don't have the president
call them to congratulate them.

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I can't believe I hung up on him.
I thought it was Clonsky.

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This is important, Hart.
Go home, have a nice dinner...

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...and think about it.

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Well...

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...I could use a nice dinner, sir.

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I'll think about it.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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Hart.

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Well, hello, Agent Matthews.

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No, I'm just putting the finishing touches
on your chicken potpie. Yeah.

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I think I'm gonna make some man
very, very happy someday.

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Listen, I wanna ask you something.

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Do you know if the Poconos
are in New York or Pennsylvania?

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Because I cannot seem to get
a clear answer on this.

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Because I was thinking
that maybe this weekend...

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...we could take a little drive down there,
do a little exploring, do...

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Why, aren't...?

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Why do you wanna talk tomorrow?
Aren't you gonna be here in 10 minutes?

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Oh, well, I thought we were moving
at kind of a normal speed. I...

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Well, I don't need any more space.
I mean...

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You know, it's not like I expect us
to get married or anything, but I...

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Well, what is it? I mean, is it...?

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Is it the way I snort? I mean,
because I don't have to snort.

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Or is it the...? Is it the sex? Because...

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You know, I could...
I could get a manual or something.

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Oh.

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Well, no.

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No, you don't have to explain.

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No. No, you know what?
You know what? I have to... I have to go.

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Don't worry about dinner. I, um...

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Mrs. Flammenbaum next door
invited me to a surprise...

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...keg party.
You know what? I have to go.

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Okay.

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Bye.

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[ALARM BEEPING]

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[SLAMMING]

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[BEEPING AND CRASHING]

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[MAN GROANING]

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- This is where the health plan kicks in.
CLONSKY: You ain't kidding. Ooh!

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- Morning, sir.
McDONALD: Hey.

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I'd really like to talk to you
for a minute, if I could.

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Hart, have you been crying?

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No. No. I don't cry.
I don't even have tear ducts.

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Ah!

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Sam Fuller. Transferred in
from Chicago last week...

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...because of
anger-management problems.

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Really? She seems like
such a people person. Um...

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I've given this a lot of thought...

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...and given that going out on ops
has become problematic in light of...

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- ... the bank thing...
- Mmm.

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Well, I have decided to become
the new face of the FBI.

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I really wanna be there
and support the Bureau...

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...and be a positive role model for women.
I feel like this is a great ti...

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Oh, yeah. No way you could've seen me
standing there.

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SAM: Sorry.
- You were saying?

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Hey! Yo!

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- How about a real "sorry," huh?
- Come again?

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- You heard me.
- This is gonna be great.

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I said, how about a real "sorry"?

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You are about to feel some real pain
if you don't back off.

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Hey, you know what? Don't talk to me
about pain, sister. I invented pain.

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- No, you didn't just call me sister.
- That's not...

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I don't recall seeing a little, skinny-ass
white girl at the table growing up.

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Hey! First of all,
thank you for calling me skinny.

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- That was nice.
- Second of all, what is your problem?

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And third of all,
you better apologize to me or...

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- Make me!
- I don't make trash. Come on!

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Ow!

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- Come on.
- Knock it off, Fuller. Take a shower.

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That's right, take a shower.
Walk away.

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- You lucky you still can walk!
- You want more?

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McDONALD: Take a shower.
GRACIE: Come here.

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McDONALD:
Go on.

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GRACIE: That's right, go on.
Keep walking. Mm-hm.

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Hart.

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You were saying?

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Um...

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Oh. A positive role model
for women, sir.

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McDONALD: Talk to someone
before we schedule any appearances.

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GRACIE:
Someone who?

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Someone who can help
with presentation issues.

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Clothing, makeup, so forth.
He comes highly recommended.

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I just went through a makeover
for the pageant.

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I'm still getting hairspray off my butt.

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What? It prevents the bathing suit
from riding up. Thank you.

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Sir, I just don't wanna become
FBI Barbie again.

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What's your option?

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You can't go in the field without putting
yourself and agents in jeopardy.

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- That part of your life is over.
- Sir, it can't be.

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That's all that I know how to do.
That's all that I have.

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You gotta make a choice.
Sit at a desk pushing papers...

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...or be out there
boosting the Bureau's image?

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Look, when you make up your mind,
let me know.

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Rachel, did those transfer papers
for Matthews come through?

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RACHEL:
On your desk, sir.

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Sir, is Agent Matthews
going someplace?

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McDONALD:
Miami.

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He's gonna be assistant SAC.
Going to the top, that boy.

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Sir.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Sorry. Um...

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You know, I'll meet whoever
you want me to meet.

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McDONALD:
Good.

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Oh, I hope she's not a fatty.

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McDONALD:
Joel Myers, Gracie Hart.

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Oh, yes.

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Yes.

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I can work with this.

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You will be my Mona Lisa,
my Sistine Chapel.

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- I will find the sculpture in the stone.
- Slow down, da Vinci.

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How do you feel about a pushup bra?

222
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How do you feel about
a genital-shocking taser gun?

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Ooh. I'm open to it.

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Okay.

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Are you open to new experiences,
like becoming the face of the FBI?

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- I did the pageant, I can do this.
- That was three days. This is your life.

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That was teaching a dog
a few new tricks.

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This is teaching a dog
to become a butterfly.

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Not that you're a dog.
They generally have smoother hair.

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Look, just... You know, just tell me
what you want me to do, and I'll do it.

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00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,712
- Rule number one, no hitting.
- What?

232
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:50,341
The face of the FBI uses her words,
not her fists or a chair.

233
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,635
Rule number two,
chew with your mouth closed.

234
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:56,014
- You don't know how I eat.
- You have ketchup stains all over you.

235
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,475
How did they get there
if they didn't fall from an open orifice?

236
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,563
I don't know.
Maybe I walked under a ketchup tree.

237
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,939
[SNORTING]

238
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,026
Rule number three, no snorting.

239
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,945
Why don't you just take the list.

240
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:19,996
And I truly believe you are capable
of great class and style.

241
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,497
[GRACIE SNORTS]

242
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:28,421
And, may I say, I also recently
went through a breakup.

243
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,507
I didn't go through a breakup.

244
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,760
Puffy eyes, no sleep, irritable.

245
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,430
And some of the other agents
told me about it.

246
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:41,392
But believe me, you do as I say,
and you will make him regret it...

247
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:46,147
...because people care about people
who care about themselves.

248
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:54,072
- So it's all in here?
- No, it's all in here.

249
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,450
America wants a star.
So you have to become a star.

250
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,453
You have to dress and treat
your friends like you're a star.

251
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,081
You have to treat yourself like a star.
Before you know it...

252
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,041
I know, I know. I'm a big star!

253
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,876
REGIS:
Our next guest was the runner-up...

254
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,629
...at last year's Miss United
States pageant.

255
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,298
We found out she was an FBI agent...

256
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,926
...on a mission to thwart
an attack on the pageant.

257
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,969
JOY: You can read about it
in her new book...

258
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,639
...From Misdemeanors
to Miss Congeniality.

259
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,141
Here's Agent Gracie Hart.

260
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,102
[CHEERING]

261
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,062
REGIS: Hi, Gracie.
- Regis. Good to see you.

262
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,980
- Joy.
JOY: How are you?

263
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,858
- What a great suit.
- Thank you, and you look fabulous.

264
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:34,821
- Thank you.
- This is not how I picture an FBI agent.

265
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,240
You don't look anything
like J. Edgar Hoover.

266
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,326
Oh, really? Because this is his dress.

267
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,164
- Listen, I watched the pageant...
- I bet you did, Regis.

268
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,500
Every year, actually. It's embarrassing.

269
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:51,045
My favorite part was the women's
self-defense thing, you know?

270
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,630
Could you give us an encore?

271
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,134
Actually, I don't do that anymore.
I have someone who does it for me.

272
00:18:56,301 --> 00:19:00,263
So, if I could, I'd like to bring out a
little friend of mine, Agent Sam Fuller...

273
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:03,015
...who will be helping us
with the demonstration.

274
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,685
Here she is.

275
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:10,273
So, Regis, if we could have you
come over to the mat.

276
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,024
Fuller.

277
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,736
Stand right here
with Fuller in front of you.

278
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:19,574
- All right, Regis, grab her.
- She looks angry.

279
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:23,536
- Do I have to grab her?
- Go ahead. She has no place else to be.

280
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,123
Ladies, if you'll please remember,
the word is "SING."

281
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,958
- Solar plexus...
- Oh!

282
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,419
- ... instep...
- Ow!

283
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,879
...nose...

284
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:36,090
- ... and groin.
- Not the groin! No!

285
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,466
[GROANING AND LAUGHING]

286
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,928
Very nice. Thank you, Agent Fuller.

287
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,890
Come on, Regis, let's get you up.

288
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:51,606
Thanks, Gracie. And as a special treat
for knocking my husband around...

289
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,941
- ... I have a little surprise for you.
- Oh?

290
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,318
I think you know these people.

291
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,945
Here's Cheryl Frazier,
Miss United States...

292
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:01,866
...and Stan Fields,
host of the pageant.

293
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,243
[MUSIC PLAYING]

294
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,038
CHERYL:
It's you!

295
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,458
- I love your lipstick.
- You do? Stila made it for me.

296
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,668
They named it after me.
It's called Gracie.

297
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,463
That makes sense.
You did something to your hair.

298
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,048
Just a couple of highlights.

299
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,883
CHERYL: A couple?
GRACIE: Okay, okay...

300
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,595
...Miss I'll-Never-Grow-My-Bangs-Out-
Because-It'll-Make-My-Face-Too-Long.

301
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,473
I feel we should all be sitting
under dryers.

302
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,142
That's what happens
when best friends get together.

303
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,812
Wish we could have invited
my best friend, Roger Coleman...

304
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,899
...but he got hit
by a Goodwill truck last week.

305
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,068
Really?

306
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,990
Don't we have a commercial
coming up? Please.

307
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,242
[MUSIC PLAYING]

308
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,119
CHERYL: It's so good to see you.
GRACIE: It's so good to see you.

309
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,914
Gracie, I'm sorry to interrupt.
We have another taping.

310
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,583
Oh, Cheryl, Joel Myers, my stylist.

311
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,754
Miss United States, a joy to meet you.
This is my hair assistant, Janine.

312
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,257
- A pleasure.
- And on makeup and bass guitar, Pam.

313
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,051
- Your Majesty.
- And you're having a bad crown day.

314
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,512
Uh, excuse me, private conversation
in progress.

315
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,181
- Ticktock.
- Okay.

316
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,142
I'm sorry I haven't called you.

317
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,938
Don't apologize. We'll have plenty
of time to talk once I'm de-queened.

318
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:18,776
- Oh, that sounds painful.
- Oh, I really miss you.

319
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,903
- And Eric.
- Oh, well...

320
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,447
...actually Eric and I
aren't Eric and I anymore.

321
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:28,411
- What? Since when?
- Oh, just 10 months.

322
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,414
- Ten months?
- Yeah, I didn't wanna bother you.

323
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:35,376
You're busy, I'm busy. I didn't wanna call
and say, "We broke up. " It's no big deal.

324
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,585
MAN: Miss Hart?
- Yes.

325
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,713
My daughter would love
your John Hancock.

326
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,047
- What's her name?
MAN: Lauren.

327
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:43,426
- Lauren.
- So, what happened?

328
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:47,763
Oh, I just had to end it because
he was getting, you know, really clingy.

329
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,560
Yeah, but I'm fine.
I'm good. I'm great.

330
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,563
JOEL: We need to get to Live at 5
for a wrestling demonstration...

331
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,733
...then there's a cocktail party
at your publisher's apartment.

332
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,818
I could go for a little tanning time.

333
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,155
You're gonna go for a little
unemployment time in two seconds.

334
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,866
Fuller, could you be a sweetheart
and get me a Starbucks?

335
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,702
I am dying for an iced
Venti Caramel Macchiato.

336
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,579
Get yourself a little something too.

337
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:17,168
Let me tell you when I'm gonna get you
an iced Venti Caramel Macchiato.

338
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,420
When they elect a
black woman president...

339
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,131
...of the Daughters of
the American Revolution.

340
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:26,052
Okay. And if that happens,
I'd also like one of those little muffins.

341
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,096
Where would you like it?

342
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:34,393
Fuller, I'm sensing a little subtle hostility,
and I think we should talk about it.

343
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,313
Fuller, you shouldn't keep things
bottled up.

344
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:41,609
- Fuller! What is your problem?
SAM: The problem is, I don't like you.

345
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:45,112
Why don't you quit. I let you have
this job as a favor to McDonald...

346
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,491
...because no one outside of the
canine unit would work with you...

347
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:52,203
- ... because of your attitude problem.
- You know what? I'm out of here.

348
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,914
JOEL:
Wait. Are you still going to Starbucks?

349
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,886
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

350
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,638
MAN:
Go!

351
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:21,690
No one beats my little bro!
Let's go, let's go, pay up.

352
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:24,068
Come on, pay up.
Come on, who's next?

353
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,403
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

354
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,279
Let's get the bets on the table
because...

355
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:30,449
[CELL PHONE PLAYING MELODY]

356
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:33,035
- Yeah?
- Is he there?

357
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:37,623
KARL: Yeah, he's here.
- Well, has he got my money?

358
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,625
Hold on, I'll ask.

359
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:47,341
Excuse me, Highlander, you owe
Mr. Grant 500 bucks. You got it?

360
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,260
Get lost.

361
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,346
KARL:
He says he doesn't have it, Mr. Grant.

362
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,016
Okay! Okay!

363
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:59,311
He seems to have discovered
some cash, Mr. Grant.

364
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:02,690
Good. All right,
I got another one for you boys.

365
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:05,276
Who's the mark?

366
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,695
This is gonna be one
for your scrapbook.

367
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,615
GRACIE: Thank you very much.
Your name, please?

368
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:13,159
WOMAN: Octavia.
GRACIE: Octavia.

369
00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,161
WOMAN:
I was wondering if you could tell me...

370
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,745
...what skin-care regimen you use.

371
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:20,416
I like to catch as many felons
as possible. It gets the heart pumping...

372
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:24,044
...and the increased circulation
really helps my complexion.

373
00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:26,297
- There you go. Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

374
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,132
GIRL: Hey.
- Hey. Your name, please?

375
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,718
- Priscilla.
GRACIE: Priscilla.

376
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,553
I have to do a book report.

377
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,723
And I wanna do it on your book
because I wanna be an agent too.

378
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,767
Oh, well, good for you.
Thank you, Priscilla.

379
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:41,061
- Hi. Your name is?
WOMAN: Angela.

380
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:44,815
The other kids are doing their report
on Beyoncé or Britney...

381
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:48,944
...but if you come to my school and talk,
they'd see why being an agent is cool...

382
00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:51,739
- ... and stop getting on me.
- I would really love to...

383
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,742
...but as you can see,
the agency's got me pretty busy.

384
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,202
There you go. Thank you.

385
00:24:56,411 --> 00:25:00,623
What you could do is pull your hair up.
It would really open up your face...

386
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:05,211
...because remember, people care about
people who care about themselves.

387
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,505
- Okay.
- Hi. Your name is?

388
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:08,964
MAN 1: Jason.
- Jason.

389
00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:13,677
If you change your mind, it's P.S. 31,
Priscilla, Miss Gordon's class.

390
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,096
Got it. Thank you very much.
Your name, please?

391
00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:19,517
MAN 2: James.
- Wait! You're not writing it down!

392
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,645
Bureau training. I can retain
enormous amounts of information.

393
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:26,732
P.S. 31, Priscilla,
Miss Gordon's class. See?

394
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:31,111
And don't forget the hair tip.
Try some bows.

395
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:35,824
There you go. Thanks.

396
00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:37,159
- Nice to meet you.
- You too.

397
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:40,287
And sorry to hear what happened
to Miss United States.

398
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:45,251
What happened?

399
00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:49,338
Cheryl Frazier was last seen outside
this Las Vegas senior-citizen home...

400
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:52,383
...accompanied by longtime
pageant host, Stan Fields.

401
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,302
The two were walking to a limo
after a goodwill mission...

402
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:56,971
...visiting the residents here.

403
00:25:57,138 --> 00:26:01,267
Apparently, Miss United States and
emcee Fields were forced into a truck...

404
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:04,270
Are they hurt? Are they alive?
What demands have been made?

405
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:07,064
That's all we know. You'll find out more
when you get to Vegas.

406
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,817
- Vegas?
- They want you to handle publicity.

407
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,152
Public sees you on TV,
they'll feel reassured.

408
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,154
GRACIE:
Absolutely, whatever I can do to help.

409
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:17,241
McDONALD: Get your beauty team
assembled. The jet leaves at 0800.

410
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,953
I want you to have a bodyguard out
of New York. They're strapped in Vegas.

411
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,622
- Sir, why do I need a bodyguard?
- Crowd control.

412
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,749
You're gonna be
the hottest celebrity in Vegas.

413
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,460
- Really?
- Assuming Wayne Newton isn't in town.

414
00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:31,046
Oh, of course, sir. "Danke Schoen. "

415
00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:34,133
[GUN FIRING]

416
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:40,180
Fuller! I want you on a plane
to Vegas with Hart.

417
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:43,183
She's gonna do publicity
on the Cheryl Frazier kidnapping.

418
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,185
Not going.

419
00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:50,691
- Did you just refuse an order?
- I can't take her, sir.

420
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,193
I'll kill her. And I'll enjoy it.

421
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:56,071
Fuller, you are this close to being gone.

422
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:59,074
Nobody wants to work with you
in Chicago or here.

423
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:01,285
That's fine by me. I like to work alone.

424
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:05,706
Then become a lighthouse keeper.
This is the FBI. We like partners.

425
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:08,167
She's a pain in the ass.
She's conceited and...

426
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:12,755
Keep people off her. Keep her safe.
Be a good bodyguard, I'll find you a partner.

427
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:17,009
You blow this, you're gone. Period.

428
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:20,095
And by the way,
I loved you both on Regis.

429
00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:26,602
[MAN YELLING]

430
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:48,999
- Grant.
- Boys.

431
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,459
Mr. Grant.

432
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,252
GRANT:
Let's see what you got for me.

433
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:56,465
KARL: Stan Fields and...
GRANT: Miss United States.

434
00:27:57,008 --> 00:28:00,302
You know what the pageant
will pay to get her back? Millions.

435
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:03,722
- So we hold her for ransom?
- No.

436
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:06,975
I hold her for ransom,
and you get a taste.

437
00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:09,269
Bring her to my car.

438
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:14,483
I'm a little bit hungry.

439
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,111
KARL:
Hey! We grabbed her.

440
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:20,698
Moron, you can't handle this job.
The feds will come right down on you.

441
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:25,494
Don't call me a moron. I got a BA
in Fine Arts, and my brother...

442
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:29,206
- Don't call me a moron.
- You were unemployed when I found you.

443
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,709
You couldn't keep a job
on the show in the Strip.

444
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:34,294
I made that show! It was my concept.

445
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:37,798
Then suddenly they change it and tell me
and Lou we're not up to their standards.

446
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,717
Get over it.
You work for me now.

447
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,929
- Lou.
- I'm there.

448
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,889
[SCREAMING]

449
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,735
Ah! Bring me back up!

450
00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:04,366
She's yours! She's all yours!
Let me up! Let me up.

451
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:08,328
Just let me up. Oh, God, let me up.

452
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,999
Next time, he lets go.

453
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,460
You guys are crazy!

454
00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,218
LOU:
Now what?

455
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:26,388
Now we do exactly what he said.
We ransom her.

456
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,783
Oh! Please be careful.
My guns are in that Fendi.

457
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:49,995
Thank you. Thank you.

458
00:29:58,713 --> 00:30:01,465
Please tell me you have tickets
to see Cirque du Soleil.

459
00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:04,802
- I'm your bodyguard.
- What?

460
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:08,680
SAM: McDonald thinks we have a bond
because of our performance on Regis...

461
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:12,643
...and TRL, Oprah, the Food Network.

462
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:17,689
Oh, hey, we got some great recipes from
that one. The lemon chicken? Tangy.

463
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:23,570
Now, look, like all great teams,
Hope and Crosby, Fred and Ginger...

464
00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:25,322
...Outkast...

465
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,282
...the end must come...

466
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:29,660
...so bye-bye.

467
00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,204
Ow.

468
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:37,501
Let me make this simple for you, Hart.
McDonald gave me a mission...

469
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:42,464
...so that plane does not take off
unless we're both on it. Got it?

470
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,717
You might consider a Tic Tac.

471
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:10,742
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

472
00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:24,214
CHERYL:
Please...

473
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:27,259
...we're trying to cooperate.

474
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:30,053
KARL: Shut your mouth.
- You can't talk to her like that.

475
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:33,056
- You trying to tell me what to do?
- No, I'm just the emcee.

476
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:36,852
I've heard you sing.
Lucky I don't shoot you now.

477
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,396
Okay, let's line this up.

478
00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:45,611
- And...
- I don't have my crown.

479
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,530
- Who cares?
- I care.

480
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,449
- Fine.
- Thousands of women...

481
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,492
- ... across America care.
- Give her the crown.

482
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:56,997
When in public, Miss United States
always proudly wears her crown.

483
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,916
KARL:
Okay?

484
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,627
All right, let's go again.

485
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:06,465
One, two, action.

486
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:09,593
We've been kidnapped,
and there's two men here...

487
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:13,055
...who say they're gonna kill us
by Friday at midnight.

488
00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:15,390
But I don't want anyone
to pay them any money.

489
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:18,518
- Cut!
- That would be giving in to terrorism...

490
00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:20,520
KARL: Shh!
- ... and I'm Miss United States...

491
00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:23,982
KARL: Cut!
- ... and I stand for fairness, decency...

492
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:25,984
...and the American way!

493
00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:27,861
[SINGING "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL"]

494
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:29,905
I said, cut!

495
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:35,786
I'd be happy to say it if you'd like.

496
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,038
I've done quite a bit of theater.

497
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:42,292
I played lago in Twelfth Night.

498
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,249
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

499
00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:30,257
MAN:
Put two more choppers up.

500
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,175
WOMAN:
Sir.

501
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:39,641
- Gracie Hart.
- Yes.

502
00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:42,644
- I'm Walter Collins.
- Ah. Sir.

503
00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:45,355
I feel as though
I'm in the presence of royalty.

504
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:48,025
Oh, no, sir, I'm not queen,
just runner-up.

505
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:51,445
I would like to present to you
Agent Sam Fuller.

506
00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:53,280
- Fuller.
- Sir.

507
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:58,285
- Joel Myers, Janine and Pam.
- Joel, Janine, Pam.

508
00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:02,205
Why don't we get you to the hotel
while I give the agents a debriefing.

509
00:34:02,623 --> 00:34:06,376
Oh, that's too bad. It's been months
since I've had a good debriefing.

510
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,920
Although, I'm really more
of a boxers man.

511
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:10,797
[LAUGHING]

512
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:18,221
Okay, wrong audience.

513
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,392
[DOOR BEEPING]

514
00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:27,064
Agent Hart, Agent Fuller,
this is Agent Foreman. He's your liaison.

515
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,316
- You need anything, Jeff is your boy.
GRACIE: Good.

516
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,817
- Welcome to Las Vegas.
- Thank you.

517
00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:34,571
When my girlfriend found out I would
be working with you, she almost died.

518
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,531
- Oh. Oh.
- Yeah, she's an agent too.

519
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:39,326
She actually thought
that I was gonna fall for you.

520
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:44,206
- I said, "Janet, there's no way... "
- Foreman, we talked about this.

521
00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:49,628
Sorry, sir. Anyway, you're obviously
too old for me, so...

522
00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:53,840
Oh, good, well, that's a load off.

523
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:59,096
COLLINS: They make an appearance
at a senior center for a program...

524
00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:03,850
...where the elderly spend time with kids.
Mr. Fields' mother is there.

525
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:05,685
CHERYL:
I think what you're doing here...

526
00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:09,898
...shows that different generations
have so much to learn from each other.

527
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:13,860
I mean, I know I learned a lot
from my grandmother...

528
00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:17,030
...specifically, how to kill a chicken.

529
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:21,243
And even though it wasn't something
I enjoyed doing...

530
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:24,287
...I'll never forget the sound
of their death squawks.

531
00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:28,708
But if I had to kill a chicken,
I'd know how.

532
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:30,544
COLLINS:
They finish their appearance.

533
00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:33,296
Head for the limo,
where they're attacked and kidnapped.

534
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,715
We got this video
from a surveillance camera.

535
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:38,552
All we have is two hooded figures...

536
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,471
...the make of the truck
and a fake license plate.

537
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:46,309
We talked to the limo driver, but he says
he didn't see anything. And that's it.

538
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:49,104
These are your briefing folders.

539
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:54,192
Hart, you have a press conference
at your hotel at 0900 tomorrow morning.

540
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,278
- Call me if there's any questions.
- Sir?

541
00:35:57,572 --> 00:36:01,032
- We have to find her.
- I'll find her.

542
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:17,465
JEFF:
I know we're on a tight schedule...

543
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:21,469
...but if you guys wanna see any shows,
let me know. Janet can get us tickets.

544
00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:24,181
I don't know how she does it,
but she does it.

545
00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:29,269
She's really great.
Expert marksman. She bakes.

546
00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:33,356
Oh, almost forgot.
Here are your coded ID cards.

547
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:37,777
You're gonna need these to get into
the Bureau. And here are your earpieces.

548
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:39,487
We're... Thanks.

549
00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:43,200
We're gonna be on frequency 1145.

550
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,120
Sorry, that is not FBI issue.

551
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:50,040
That's a sweater that I bought for Janet
for her birthday.

552
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:54,878
And that's the hat that goes with it.
Argyle. She's Scottish.

553
00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:57,547
Janet McCarren.

554
00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,342
Look, I'm sorry. I'm just really in love.

555
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,845
Where's the best place
for me to throw up?

556
00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:05,847
Well, I am thrilled for you, Jeff.

557
00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:10,894
Because, unlike Agent Fuller,
I, too, am carbon-based.

558
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:26,868
JEFF:
The Venetian Hotel.

559
00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:29,621
[SPEAKS IN FLAWED ITALIAN]

560
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,252
Miss Hart!

561
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,545
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

562
00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:41,967
What a fantastic pleasure. I am Roberto
Fenice, manager of the Venetian Hotel.

563
00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:45,845
- Oh, hello.
- Your wish is my command.

564
00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:49,641
Oh, well, I wish you wouldn't kiss
my watch. It's not water-resistant.

565
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:53,019
Although it's more action
than I've had in months, so go ahead.

566
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:56,064
- Miss Hart, you are delicious.
- Mr. Fenice.

567
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:58,733
Hi, I'm Agent Foreman.
This is Agent Sam Fuller.

568
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:03,321
- Oh, my gosh! It's Gracie Hart!
GRANDFATHER: You're kidding!

569
00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:04,781
MAN: Where?
WOMAN 1: Right there!

570
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,533
Gracie!

571
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,660
Gracie! Hey! Grac...

572
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,412
Fuller!

573
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,039
WOMAN 2: Oh, my!
- Fuller!

574
00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:15,333
SAM:
All right, down! Down!

575
00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:17,627
Too much, too much, too much.
Fuller, Fuller.

576
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:22,716
Fuller, I don't think you fully understand
the concept of "too much"!

577
00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:26,511
Hey, McDonald told me
to keep people off you.

578
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:31,266
And I don't think grandpa's coming back.
At least, not under his own power.

579
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:38,565
GRACIE: Wow. Maybe we should've
stayed at Treasure Island, huh?

580
00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:42,402
- Hmm. You don't see that in Jersey.
JOEL: It's the best.

581
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:45,739
A ships sinks, and there's all
these scantily clad sailors around.

582
00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:49,367
- Makes me wanna join the Navy.
- You are just what they're looking for.

583
00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:52,412
Hey, Hart, you sure this suite
is big enough for you?

584
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:55,582
I can fit my entire room
inside your steam shower.

585
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,625
GRACIE:
Feel free to move in there.

586
00:38:57,793 --> 00:39:01,046
Yeah, right. Right, let's go over
this schedule for tomorrow.

587
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:02,756
JANINE: Gracie?
GRACIE: Yes.

588
00:39:02,923 --> 00:39:05,800
Gracie, there's something
about Cheryl on the TV.

589
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:11,473
WOMAN [ON TV]: Wejust received
what appears to be a ransom video...

590
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,392
...which was e-mailed to our studios
a few hours ago...

591
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:19,230
...from an anonymous source.
It was sent from an unknown location.

592
00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:22,984
We've been kidnapped.
And there's two men here...

593
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:27,405
...who say they're going to kill us
by Friday at midnight...

594
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:32,160
...unless they're paid $5 million
by the pageant.

595
00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:37,624
Once again, that's $5 million
by Friday at midnight.

596
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,960
I can't just sit here. I have to
do something. I should just see...

597
00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:43,797
You should do exactly
what you came here to do, Hart.

598
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,300
Press conference at 9.

599
00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,399
GRACIE:
Limos.

600
00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:47,569
Limos, limos, limos, limos.

601
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:11,718
- Call for you, sir. Line two.
- Thank you.

602
00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:18,308
- Collins.
- Yes, sir, hi, this is Gracie Hart.

603
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,519
I was looking at the visuals,
and I noticed that the limousine...

604
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:24,189
- We talked to the limo driver.
- I realize that, but...

605
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:25,857
We've got something on aerial, sir.

606
00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:28,943
Don't worry about it. Get some rest.
Have a nice conference.

607
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:32,655
Okay.

608
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:35,575
COLLINS:
Thank you, Janet.

609
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:42,040
Yeah, hi, is this Desert Limo Service?

610
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,834
Yeah, I'm trying to locate
one of your drivers.

611
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:46,836
A Mr. Tom Abernathy.

612
00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:54,761
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

613
00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:11,236
[IN NASAL VOICE]
Hi, is Gracie Hart there, please?

614
00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,321
I have FBI Director Wilson on the line.

615
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,365
We need to speak
with her ASAP, please.

616
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:20,161
Is Gracie Hart here? Gracie Hart?

617
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,372
GRACIE:
Is somebody calling for Gracie Hart?

618
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,457
BARTENDER:
Yes, ma'am.

619
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,793
GRACIE:
I'm Gracie Hart.

620
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:29,254
WOMAN 1: I recognize her! Gracie's here!
- Yes?

621
00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:34,592
- It's FBI Director Wilson, ASAP. ASAP.
- Director Wilson. Thank you. Hart here.

622
00:42:35,177 --> 00:42:37,512
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

623
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:40,181
Yes, sir. I'm on it.

624
00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:43,309
Thank you very much.
Okay, sir, bye-bye.

625
00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:45,687
- Would you please sign this?
- Oh, sure, I...

626
00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:47,897
- My mom loves you.
- Aw...

627
00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:51,067
- And she does not love easily.
MAN: I love you too, Gracie.

628
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:53,236
- You're fabulous.
WOMAN 2: You've got such great...

629
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:56,823
Thank you, guys, so much
for your support.

630
00:42:56,991 --> 00:43:01,703
I'm here on business to talk to this man
about the Miss United States kidnapping.

631
00:43:01,870 --> 00:43:03,413
- Mr. Abernathy?
- Yeah?

632
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:05,415
What did you do?

633
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:09,627
He was driving the limousine that
Cheryl Frazier and Stan Fields were in...

634
00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:11,296
...the day they were kidnapped.

635
00:43:11,463 --> 00:43:15,049
I wanted to know why you parked so far
away from the entrance of the home.

636
00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:17,260
Yeah, why would you do that? Why?

637
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:20,221
So if I could show you something...

638
00:43:20,389 --> 00:43:26,185
Well, it's not these. It's not my badge.
Well, what do you...?

639
00:43:26,895 --> 00:43:29,564
It's my deployment schedule...

640
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:34,277
...and if you can look where it says
"tomorrow's events. "

641
00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:38,197
- Yeah, go ahead, read aloud.
- "Nine a. m. press conference...

642
00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:39,699
- ... at the Venetian"?
- Mm-hm.

643
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:42,577
Speak up, we cannot hear you!

644
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:45,413
He said, "9 a. m. press conference
at the Venetian"...

645
00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:48,124
...where I will be in front
of channels two, four...

646
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,209
I mean, well, everybody's invited.

647
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:53,880
And I will probably have to say
that Tom Abernathy is a suspect.

648
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:56,215
Why are you doing this to me?

649
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,259
GRACIE:
Because I wanna find my friends.

650
00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:01,721
And because you are sweating
in all three stress spots...

651
00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:06,851
...that people routinely start sweating in
before they undergo public humiliation.

652
00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:09,145
I had it on Letterman.

653
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:12,690
Okay, everybody,
I would love to stay and chat...

654
00:44:12,858 --> 00:44:15,902
...but I have to go pick out my outfit
for the press conference.

655
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:18,446
- Oh, what time was that again?
CROWD: Nine!

656
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:21,949
GRACIE: Thank you. Watch the news,
I'll do a little shout out.

657
00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:23,576
WOMAN 3:
Thanks, Gracie.

658
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:28,498
Hey! Hey! Hold up! Hold up. Wait.

659
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:35,046
Okay. Somebody came up to me
the day before.

660
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:39,550
She offers me 200 bucks if I will park
far away from the entrance at the home...

661
00:44:39,718 --> 00:44:43,971
- ... and that's it. That's all I know.
- She? What did she look like?

662
00:44:44,306 --> 00:44:46,140
[SLURPING]

663
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,772
- Oh, Miss Hart, would you mind?
- Oh, I'm actually in a hurry.

664
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,608
- Is it true you're seeing Prince William?
- Oh, I'm...

665
00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:59,654
We were just talking at a book party.
He's in love with me, but I hate castles.

666
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:02,490
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey.

667
00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:04,659
SAM: Let me explain something to you.
- Okay.

668
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:07,704
You didn't do what was on the schedule,
and I'm a schedule-type person.

669
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:10,206
- Oh.
- You missed the press conference.

670
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:13,418
I went to the Bureau because
I got a tip from the limo driver...

671
00:45:13,585 --> 00:45:16,087
...who said somebody
who looked like Dolly Parton...

672
00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:18,756
...paid him not to park
in front of the senior home.

673
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:20,800
- Did you hear what you just said?
- Yeah.

674
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,261
Why did you go out
without clearing it with me?

675
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:26,013
Clearing it with you?

676
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,307
Hey, I'll bet no one's had breakfast...

677
00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:31,811
I'm sorry, but I don't work for you.
Okay? You work for me, so...

678
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:36,107
- No, you didn't just say I work for you.
- You work for me. Ow.

679
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,276
- You work for me.
SAM: Shut up.

680
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:39,777
GRACIE: You work for me.
- Shut up.

681
00:45:39,945 --> 00:45:42,697
Fuller, I don't have the time
for this, okay?

682
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:44,991
Listen, why don't we just
get something...

683
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,910
Okay, look.
I am the face of the Bureau.

684
00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:50,705
You are here to help me be
the face of the Bureau...

685
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:54,000
...which means you work for me.
It's no big...

686
00:45:57,045 --> 00:46:01,674
Look, Hart, I am your bodyguard.
That means I need a body to guard!

687
00:46:02,050 --> 00:46:06,596
You hit me, which means
I could bring you up on charges.

688
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:10,892
If I could just bring myself up
right now.

689
00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:15,480
Okay, look, I don't work for you.
You don't work for me.

690
00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:17,023
We're a team. Get it?

691
00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:20,818
As in "I will kick your sorry ass
if you don't listen to me" team.

692
00:46:20,986 --> 00:46:23,237
If you remember correctly,
it was "skinny ass. "

693
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:26,699
And, second of all,
what is your problem, Fuller?

694
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,618
Do you honestly feel it's okay...

695
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,662
...to go around harassing people
and bashing their faces in?

696
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:34,415
Guess what.
You will never make it in this Bureau...

697
00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:37,627
...if you don't start using your head.
You just use...

698
00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:41,047
What, you start listening to me now?

699
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,885
Stop it! Stop! Stop!

700
00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:47,720
All right.

701
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:53,518
Fuller, violence is not the answer
to our problems, all right? It's not.

702
00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:56,729
And I'm not just saying that
because I'm "scared" of you. Okay?

703
00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:59,440
Because I'm... Whoa! What is that?!

704
00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:07,615
I am calling McDonald. Where's Joel?
I can't go into public like this.

705
00:47:07,783 --> 00:47:09,492
Hey, how are you? Joel!

706
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:12,245
- Hello.
- You knocked my highlights off.

707
00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:13,788
JOEL: What happened?
- Look!

708
00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:15,957
JOEL: This will take an hour.
- Tell me about it.

709
00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:17,416
- Misting.
JEFF: Ladies.

710
00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:21,254
I think we should call the networks
and set up another press conference.

711
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:23,923
You know what?
You're absolutely right. Okay.

712
00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:28,678
I'm gonna go back up to the room.
I'm gonna get a little spritz, a little refresh...

713
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:36,269
It's her. It's her. Hold this.

714
00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:40,356
SAM: We are not questioning Dolly.
- It's not the real Dolly, so relax.

715
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,692
I know it's not. Stay away from her.

716
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,819
GRACIE:
I'm an adult. I can act as I please.

717
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:47,822
SAM: You leave Dolly alone!
GRACIE: Get your hands off me!

718
00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:52,243
Thank you very much.
Excuse me, fake Dolly!

719
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:54,328
Hi. Hello. FBI here.

720
00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:57,164
Yeah, I just would love to have
a few words with you if I could.

721
00:47:57,332 --> 00:48:00,126
- Hi, how are you?
- How you doing?

722
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:03,880
Yeah, thank you for your support. Yeah.
Get off me, you stalker! Get off me!

723
00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:06,674
ASSISTANT: Stalker?
GRACIE: Fake Dolly!

724
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:08,509
Where are you going?

725
00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:12,388
SAM:
Hart!

726
00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:14,307
GRACIE:
Hey! Ow. Ow.

727
00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:15,641
- Fake Dolly!
JEFF: Gracie!

728
00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:17,226
ASSISTANT: Stop!
SAM: Hart, stop!

729
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,104
WOMAN:
Dolly Parton!

730
00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:24,066
What is it about this outfit that is
making everyone so uncooperative?

731
00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:25,526
Gracie Hart!

732
00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:33,910
Blondie! No pictures. Hold on.
Excuse me. I need for you to...

733
00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:38,080
- Open! Just...
MAN 1: Watch it!

734
00:48:38,790 --> 00:48:41,584
GRACIE: Someone stop that fake Dolly!
SAM: Hart, stop!

735
00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:44,962
GRACIE:
Stop her!

736
00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:46,547
Excuse me. Excuse me.

737
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:48,466
MAN 2:
Oh!

738
00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:52,970
Please don't make me do something
that's not ladylike.

739
00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:55,306
[GRACIE YELLS]

740
00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:57,558
[CROWD CHATTERING]

741
00:48:59,227 --> 00:49:02,063
Okay, FBI. I have just a few questions
for you.

742
00:49:02,230 --> 00:49:05,816
Me first! What is the matter with you?

743
00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:07,902
Miss Hart! What are you doing?

744
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:11,489
Miss Parton is here for a press conference
to announce her world tour.

745
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:14,283
There is no world tour,
and this is not Dolly Parton.

746
00:49:14,451 --> 00:49:17,286
Okay, look. Look,
these are absolutely...

747
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:20,873
What are you...? What is she doing?
That hurts!

748
00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:25,378
- Why did you run?
- Some crazy woman was chasing me!

749
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:30,132
Excuse me. Miss Parton, "Here You
Come Again" was my wedding song.

750
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,969
- I just love you.
- Honey, let's leave Miss Parton alone.

751
00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:35,805
I love that song too.
That was an amazing song!

752
00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:38,099
Why are you on top of me?

753
00:49:39,601 --> 00:49:42,228
I'm just a big fan.

754
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,189
COLLINS:
It's also on CNN...

755
00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:47,733
...MSNBC...

756
00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:50,236
...and Al Jazeera.

757
00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:54,490
- I was trying to question her regarding...
- You think you're something special.

758
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:57,493
I have got 75 people
working on this case day and night.

759
00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:00,579
- They don't stack up to you, do they?
- The limo driver...

760
00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:03,833
I want you off this case.

761
00:50:04,209 --> 00:50:09,630
Well, I am sorry, sir, but you don't have
the authority to kick me off this case.

762
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:15,928
Mm-mm. I could call the director,
who happens to be a close, personal friend.

763
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:21,851
Or I could even call the president,
who invited me to dinner at his house.

764
00:50:22,227 --> 00:50:27,064
And I think we know which house
I'm talking about, don't we? It's white.

765
00:50:27,232 --> 00:50:28,774
Actually, it's like eggshell...

766
00:50:28,942 --> 00:50:33,446
I am the SAC in Las Vegas.
I have authority over my territory.

767
00:50:33,613 --> 00:50:36,323
And when the director sees you
on national television...

768
00:50:36,491 --> 00:50:40,494
...nose-tackling his favorite
country-western singer, he'll back me up.

769
00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:44,290
Now, I want the two of you
on a jet back to New York today.

770
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:48,044
Do you think you can handle
that tiny, little task, Foreman?

771
00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:49,503
Of course, sir.

772
00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:57,970
Okay. I got you the last three seats
on the flight.

773
00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:00,556
Janine, Pam, you have to take
the next one. Sorry.

774
00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:03,851
- Because we're just hair and makeup?
- We could go to the bar.

775
00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:06,437
For five hours?

776
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:08,022
Okay.

777
00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:16,363
GRACIE: The director's gonna
call me back any minute.

778
00:51:16,531 --> 00:51:17,865
Good. And when he does...

779
00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:21,452
...you can let him know that chasing
Dolly was all your dumb idea.

780
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:24,830
Oh, really? Well, let me ask you
something, Chatty Cathy.

781
00:51:24,998 --> 00:51:28,584
What happened to, "Team, yo.
You and me in it together"?

782
00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:32,129
Don't do that again. And that was
before you ruined my career.

783
00:51:32,297 --> 00:51:33,589
- What?
- Yeah.

784
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:38,052
McDonald said that if I screwed this up,
then I'm out of the Bureau. Thanks.

785
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,596
What are you complaining about?
You're not famous.

786
00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:43,224
Nobody knows who you are.
You're a private failure.

787
00:51:43,391 --> 00:51:46,936
But you see this? You see this?
Everybody knows this.

788
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:49,522
So if I screw up, I'm failure face.

789
00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:52,483
Get your failure face
out of my ruined-career face...

790
00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:55,945
...because right now I'm mad,
and I'm pissed off and mad, so...

791
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,280
Oh, okay, hold on.
So you're double mad?

792
00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:02,326
Well, if you're double mad, then I am
mad, mad, mad. All right? Top that one.

793
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:04,370
- Back off!
- You gotta stop hitting me...

794
00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:06,539
...because every time you do,
it wrinkles!

795
00:52:06,706 --> 00:52:08,666
JEFF:
Ladies, ladies!

796
00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:13,546
Calm down. Sit down. Sit down.
I'm gonna separate the two of you.

797
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,257
Mad, mad, mad, mad. Four.

798
00:52:17,175 --> 00:52:18,717
I can still shoot her from here.

799
00:52:18,885 --> 00:52:20,719
You have to lean over me to get to her.

800
00:52:20,887 --> 00:52:24,932
Now, let's calm down and try to focus
on the positive. We have our health.

801
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:28,602
- You'll be getting frequent-flyer miles.
- Foreman, what did you just say?

802
00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:31,147
Frequent-flyer miles.
It's a great way to get upgrades.

803
00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:33,440
No, no, no, you said that she...

804
00:52:36,444 --> 00:52:41,073
You said that she would have
to lean over you to get to me.

805
00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:47,580
Look at what the kidnappers are doing.

806
00:52:48,498 --> 00:52:51,709
This guy is leaning over Cheryl
to get to Stan.

807
00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:54,920
Why would they do that
if they were after Cheryl?

808
00:52:55,213 --> 00:52:58,757
Okay, and look at this. Look at this.
They're not even touching her.

809
00:52:58,925 --> 00:53:03,637
No, she's just stuck in there, like a
little Cheryl sandwich. She's... She's...

810
00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:08,225
Oh, my God. She is grabbing them.
I taught her that wristlock.

811
00:53:08,393 --> 00:53:13,022
- She's not defending herself. She's...
- She's defending Stan.

812
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:17,109
Maybe they weren't after Cheryl.
Maybe they were after Stan.

813
00:53:17,944 --> 00:53:19,904
Why? The man can't sing,
but is that a crime?

814
00:53:20,071 --> 00:53:22,990
- That's what we're gonna find out.
- Look, they're boarding.

815
00:53:23,158 --> 00:53:25,201
- Let it go, Hart.
- Oh, Fuller, come on.

816
00:53:25,368 --> 00:53:28,913
Wake up and smell the iced Venti
Caramel Macchiato. I'm onto something.

817
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,416
- Okay. Tell Collins.
- We have issues. He won't listen to me.

818
00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:35,961
- And you think I am?
- Yes. Psst! Yes, I do.

819
00:53:36,129 --> 00:53:40,799
You don't get your miles unless
you're actually on the flight, so come on.

820
00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:43,677
- You're on your own, Hart.
GRACIE: No, I'm not.

821
00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:47,681
Because even though you refuse to
dress up or separate those eyebrows...

822
00:53:47,849 --> 00:53:49,934
...you cannot deny
that you have a style.

823
00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:56,315
Gray suit, white shirt, masculine shoes.
You are an FBI agent.

824
00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,442
And that is all that you have.

825
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:04,031
And like you said, if you go back
there now, you are out of the Bureau.

826
00:54:04,199 --> 00:54:08,452
WOMAN [ON PA]: Now boarding
all rows on flight 624 to New York.

827
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,622
Fuller, I am begging you.

828
00:54:12,165 --> 00:54:15,125
Do you have any idea
how painful this is for me?

829
00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:18,337
Usually, they give an epidural
for this kind of agony.

830
00:54:19,005 --> 00:54:24,009
Fuller, please, just... Just, please.

831
00:54:28,473 --> 00:54:30,683
Hart, you better be right, or I swear...

832
00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:34,270
You're gonna kick my skinny white ass
and break my face. I know.

833
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,313
I already paid for the seats...

834
00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:39,817
...and I don't get reimbursed
unless you're on the flight. Please.

835
00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:49,076
JEFF: I'm letting you spend the night
because I wanna keep my eyes on you.

836
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:50,744
Tomorrow, you guys are on a flight.

837
00:54:50,912 --> 00:54:52,413
GRACIE:
As soon as we go to the home.

838
00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:55,499
- What home? Whose home?
GRACIE: Where Stan Fields' mother lives.

839
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:57,918
She was the last to see him.
Maybe she knows something.

840
00:54:58,086 --> 00:55:00,212
JEFF: No way.
You're supposed to be in New York.

841
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:02,631
You're famous.
Everyone will recognize you.

842
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:06,302
Not to worry. Joel will come up
with something to make us blend.

843
00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:09,555
- He's a born blender.
- I don't believe this.

844
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,891
You guys are lucky
Janet had to work late...

845
00:55:13,059 --> 00:55:16,687
...because if she was here,
she would not put up with any of this.

846
00:55:17,355 --> 00:55:20,649
Now, Janet... Janet runs a tight ship.

847
00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:28,907
I love shopping in Vegas. Where else can
you find a 24-hour wiggery? To work.

848
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,412
Hey, hey! That's my room! Hey!

849
00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:35,164
Hey!

850
00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:46,550
- Wow. I never would have suspected.
- What?

851
00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:49,762
You as a dainty-travel-pillow type.

852
00:55:49,929 --> 00:55:52,514
- It's hypoallergenic.
- Oh, really?

853
00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:55,934
- And what are you allergic to?
- Besides you?

854
00:55:56,102 --> 00:56:01,190
Shellfish, cats, dogs,
any type of animal dander...

855
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:02,941
...dairy products, dust...

856
00:56:03,109 --> 00:56:06,570
- You should be in a plastic bubble.
- Plastic.

857
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,699
- That explains it.
- Explains what?

858
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:13,744
- Why you're so angry.
- I'm not angry, I'm allergic.

859
00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:16,288
All I was saying was that it just,
you know...

860
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:20,417
...couldn't have been easy
being a kid sick like that all the time.

861
00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:27,174
I mean, not being able to have a dog
or a cat or ice cream or dust.

862
00:56:28,593 --> 00:56:30,511
It wasn't bad.

863
00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:34,473
- Really?
- I got to hang out with my dad a lot.

864
00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:40,771
He was a sportswriter, so we got to
watch all the games on TV together...

865
00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:43,273
...and he taught me how to box.

866
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,235
Taught me how to take care of myself.

867
00:56:50,156 --> 00:56:53,992
Well, I'm sure he was very proud of you.

868
00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:57,287
Was?

869
00:56:58,873 --> 00:57:04,378
Uh... Yeah, I read on your file that
he died before you became an agent.

870
00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:08,465
- You read my file?
- I had to make sure you weren't crazy.

871
00:57:08,925 --> 00:57:13,887
- Yeah. Turns out you can't trust a file.
- Yeah, well, I guess you can't.

872
00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:18,475
I thought I would've liked a tomboy
from Jersey whose mom was an agent.

873
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:21,645
- You read my file?
- Worse.

874
00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:23,105
Your book.

875
00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:26,608
Had to make sure you weren't crazy.

876
00:57:26,776 --> 00:57:30,195
Turns out you can't trust a book.

877
00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:36,285
Yeah, they brought in this writer...

878
00:57:36,744 --> 00:57:40,831
...who managed to turn the entire story
into some fairy tale.

879
00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:43,876
In the first draft, he made it sound like
my mother died...

880
00:57:44,043 --> 00:57:48,422
...single-handedly saving the country,
when all it was was just, you know, a...

881
00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:51,592
It was just a drug bust gone bad.

882
00:57:55,513 --> 00:57:56,805
Sorry.

883
00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:00,684
Sorry about your dad.

884
00:58:04,397 --> 00:58:07,357
But I'm mostly sorry
you had to read that book.

885
00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:10,819
I like the pictures, though.

886
00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:13,197
Oh, really?

887
00:58:13,364 --> 00:58:17,117
Yeah, especially that one with that guy.
What was his name?

888
00:58:17,702 --> 00:58:19,369
Which one?

889
00:58:19,537 --> 00:58:23,040
The agent, the one
that was in the pageant with you.

890
00:58:25,001 --> 00:58:26,960
Eric Matthews.

891
00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:30,005
Yeah. He was hot.

892
00:58:31,841 --> 00:58:33,509
I guess.

893
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:37,387
Night, Hart.

894
00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:42,184
Good night, Fuller.

895
00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:51,902
SAM [OVER RADIO]:
Foreman, we're in. Approaching target.

896
00:58:58,326 --> 00:59:01,286
Welcome to Prestige Assisted Living.
How can I help you?

897
00:59:01,454 --> 00:59:03,789
Hi, I'm Joel Flammenbaum,
and this is my mother.

898
00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:08,460
Ida. Ida Flammenbaum. How are you?
This is my lovely nurse, Rosie.

899
00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:10,254
- Hello.
GRACIE: She's not very social...

900
00:59:10,421 --> 00:59:14,800
...but she gives a superb enema
if you're feeling a little clogged up.

901
00:59:15,635 --> 00:59:17,761
Are you interested
in touring our facilities?

902
00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:20,889
Yes, we are very interested.
I can't wait to get rid of her.

903
00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:26,311
Don't listen to him. He's a mama's boy.
Come here, cutie. Let me fix your tie.

904
00:59:26,479 --> 00:59:28,313
- He's such a mama's boy.
- Mom, not now.

905
00:59:28,481 --> 00:59:32,234
Now, that is a mama's boy's face.
That's a mama's boy's face.

906
00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:35,153
Do you have a euthanasia program?

907
00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:39,533
We just need to fill out some forms.
If you'll just give me one minute.

908
00:59:39,701 --> 00:59:42,619
Keep the receptionist busy.
We're gonna ask some questions...

909
00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:44,913
...assuming we can find
anyone that can hear.

910
00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:47,833
Hold my purse. Let's roll, Rosie.

911
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:52,337
Hello there. I'm Ida Flammenbaum.
I am new.

912
00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:54,673
Well, I'm not new.

913
00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:57,217
- And you are?
- Buster Harrison.

914
00:59:57,385 --> 01:00:03,307
Oh, Buster. Is it true that Stan Fields'
mother is residing here?

915
01:00:03,474 --> 01:00:06,268
Yes, she's right over there.

916
01:00:07,353 --> 01:00:11,481
Carol? This is Ida.
She wanted to meet you.

917
01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:15,736
- Ow!
- Oh, Buster, I'm so sorry.

918
01:00:15,903 --> 01:00:18,947
Go give Buster one of
your famous foot massages.

919
01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:22,993
Hey. While I'm at it, how about one
of my famous enemas?

920
01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:25,078
Can you get two of them in a day?

921
01:00:25,246 --> 01:00:28,415
Mrs. Fields, Mrs. Fields.

922
01:00:28,833 --> 01:00:31,209
Sounds like the cookie. It's very funny.

923
01:00:31,377 --> 01:00:34,046
Not after you've heard it
for 30 years, Ida.

924
01:00:34,213 --> 01:00:36,506
I'm sure. I just wanted
to come over here...

925
01:00:36,674 --> 01:00:40,469
...and tell you how very sorry I am
about the kidnapping.

926
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:44,056
Oh, yeah, poor, poor Stanley.

927
01:00:44,349 --> 01:00:46,516
But he had it coming.

928
01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:49,186
Really?

929
01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:53,398
Well, from what I hear from everyone,
he's such a mensch.

930
01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:58,820
- I mean, who would wanna hurt him?
- Well, you know, he loved the sluts.

931
01:01:01,699 --> 01:01:03,575
He...? He loved the sluts?

932
01:01:03,743 --> 01:01:05,994
CAROL: The sluts!
- The sluts.

933
01:01:06,162 --> 01:01:10,040
- The slut machines.
- Ah. Slot machines.

934
01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:14,086
When he wasn't doing that pageant,
he was here in Vegas, gambling.

935
01:01:14,253 --> 01:01:16,088
I don't know where he gets that from.

936
01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:20,801
You were saying... You were saying that
your son, he loves the slot machines.

937
01:01:20,968 --> 01:01:23,178
I begged him to stop. I said to him:

938
01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:26,515
"One of these days, gambling's
gonna get you in a lot of trouble. "

939
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:29,267
I lent him 600 bucks,
I never got it back.

940
01:01:29,435 --> 01:01:32,604
I was ready to break his legs,
and I'm his mother.

941
01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:34,773
Wait till the loan sharks
get ahold of him.

942
01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:38,777
The loan sharks every time will get you.
They're very...

943
01:01:43,032 --> 01:01:44,866
Loan shark.

944
01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:49,746
- It's the loan sharks.
- Ida, you can walk!

945
01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,666
- Praise Jesus!
- Moses.

946
01:01:52,834 --> 01:01:56,128
Moses, I am walking again.
Sign me up for this place.

947
01:01:56,295 --> 01:01:58,839
I love it here, and the men
make me all fakakta.

948
01:02:02,468 --> 01:02:04,886
GRACIE:
Jeff, why are we here?

949
01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:07,305
JEFF: Because we had a deal, Gracie.
GRACIE: Okay, look.

950
01:02:07,473 --> 01:02:11,184
Deals are like pearls. They're lovely,
but they fall apart all the time.

951
01:02:11,352 --> 01:02:13,895
I'm grabbing your luggage.
We're going to the airport.

952
01:02:14,063 --> 01:02:16,106
SAM: Didn't you hear
what Stan's mother said?

953
01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:18,692
Yes, I did. "Sluts. "
I wrote it down, all right?

954
01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:21,778
"Loan shark. " That's why
we have to get back to the Bureau...

955
01:02:21,946 --> 01:02:24,322
...do a CHC printout
of every loan shark in Vegas. Come on.

956
01:02:24,490 --> 01:02:27,033
You can't go to the Bureau.
You are supposed to be in New York.

957
01:02:27,201 --> 01:02:29,786
Exactly. And that is why you can go
and you can take...

958
01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:32,706
- No. No. No. No!
- Okay, look, Jeff...

959
01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:36,626
...I don't like to use my gun unless
it's in self-defense or at a good sale...

960
01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:40,130
...but if you don't go back
and get those CHCs, I have to...

961
01:02:40,298 --> 01:02:41,840
You know, I have to shoot you.

962
01:02:42,216 --> 01:02:43,383
You won't do it, Gracie.

963
01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:44,885
[GUN COCKS]

964
01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:50,098
JOEL: This is what I like.
Learning to work together.

965
01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:52,476
A little "Ebony & Ivory" action.

966
01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:56,897
- Guys, I can't do it.
- Stop being a wuss, Foreman. Be a man!

967
01:02:57,064 --> 01:02:58,523
Yeah, like Fuller.

968
01:02:58,691 --> 01:03:02,444
Okay. But this is it. Then we're going
to the airport. Enough's enough.

969
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,780
GRACIE: Absolutely. Okay.
- I'm putting my foot down.

970
01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:06,948
He's putting his foot down.

971
01:03:18,002 --> 01:03:22,798
Got some high-def tapes for the new
ransom video. More production value.

972
01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:24,633
Bro...

973
01:03:24,926 --> 01:03:27,010
...maybe we should get out now.

974
01:03:27,178 --> 01:03:30,680
Are you kidding? We got them where
we want them. They're getting nervous.

975
01:03:30,848 --> 01:03:32,933
But if they don't agree
to our demands, we...

976
01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:34,768
That's why we're making a new one.

977
01:03:34,936 --> 01:03:38,271
We're gonna have Miss United States
say we're moving up the deadline.

978
01:03:38,439 --> 01:03:42,484
And either we get our cash wired to an
offshore account tonight, or she's dead.

979
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:45,445
LOU:
So, what do we do? Shoot them?

980
01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:50,826
No. We're gonna kill them
and get a little payback at the hotel.

981
01:03:50,993 --> 01:03:53,995
You know how location
is everything in Vegas, right?

982
01:03:54,163 --> 01:03:58,333
Well, after we pull this off, Treasure
Island's gonna be a big, ugly crime site.

983
01:03:58,751 --> 01:04:01,545
- What, are we just gonna drive in?
- No.

984
01:04:01,712 --> 01:04:05,215
Just before the show starts,
we'll tie them up at the bottom of the boat.

985
01:04:05,383 --> 01:04:08,635
That ship sinks,
so long, Miss United States.

986
01:04:18,604 --> 01:04:20,230
- Hey, guys.
AGENT: Foreman.

987
01:04:20,398 --> 01:04:21,690
Nice job with Dolly Parton.

988
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:25,235
We've been after Dolly for a long time,
but it took you to finally bring her in.

989
01:04:25,403 --> 01:04:27,195
[AGENTS CHUCKLING]

990
01:04:30,074 --> 01:04:32,534
- I can't do this.
- Yes, you can.

991
01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:36,204
Remember what Louis Vuitton said,
"It's in the bag. " You can do this.

992
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,164
Okay.

993
01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:39,624
He can't do this.

994
01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:43,503
Going down like a fat woman
on a greased fire pole.

995
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:46,047
JEFF:
I heard that.

996
01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:00,687
I'm going into the database.

997
01:05:00,855 --> 01:05:04,274
- Great. Just keep us filled in.
- Okay.

998
01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:07,819
Someone left a can of soda
by the keyboard.

999
01:05:07,987 --> 01:05:09,321
I'm sweating profusely.

1000
01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:12,699
I think I left my oven on.

1001
01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:16,077
Okay. We're printing.

1002
01:05:16,245 --> 01:05:18,830
GRACIE:
Awesome, Jeff. Awesome. You did it.

1003
01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:22,375
- Fuller just lost a bet.
- Not over yet.

1004
01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:25,837
MAN 1: Agent Collins, if you could just...
WOMAN: Agent Collins!

1005
01:05:26,005 --> 01:05:29,174
COLLINS: All right, this is gonna be
the last question. Yes, go ahead.

1006
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,927
MAN 2: What happens if tomorrow's
deadline comes and goes...

1007
01:05:32,094 --> 01:05:33,720
...and there's no break in the case?

1008
01:05:33,888 --> 01:05:37,140
We've spoken with the pageant
administration. We will not negotiate.

1009
01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:41,394
They have one choice, and that is to free
Miss Frazier and Mr. Fields, and that's it.

1010
01:05:41,562 --> 01:05:44,356
- No more questions. Thank you.
MAN 3: Just one more question!

1011
01:05:50,029 --> 01:05:51,905
- That's not right.
- What's not right?

1012
01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:54,824
No. It must be the height.

1013
01:05:54,992 --> 01:05:57,702
- Jeff. Jeff, what's up? What's up?
- It's Janet.

1014
01:05:57,870 --> 01:06:00,538
I'm not sure, but I think she's with...

1015
01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:01,998
GRACIE:
With what? With you?

1016
01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:06,211
Withholding evidence?
With child? With what?

1017
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:08,171
With what?!

1018
01:06:08,881 --> 01:06:10,882
With Collins.

1019
01:06:11,425 --> 01:06:12,717
COLLINS:
Foreman!

1020
01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:14,719
Foreman.

1021
01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:22,102
- What are you doing with CHCs?
- They're for the Miss United States case.

1022
01:06:22,269 --> 01:06:25,105
- What about that case?
- Were the two of you just...?

1023
01:06:25,272 --> 01:06:27,899
Jeff, chill! Okay, you've just
gotta get out of there.

1024
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:30,110
Foreman, why do you have
those rap sheets?

1025
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:33,863
A general database check to see if
there were any suspects worth pursuing.

1026
01:06:34,031 --> 01:06:35,865
I was doing a general
database check...

1027
01:06:36,033 --> 01:06:38,326
...to see if there were suspects
worth pursuing.

1028
01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:42,038
- Were you two just...?
- This isn't a general database check.

1029
01:06:42,623 --> 01:06:45,083
This is a felony-specific search
for loan sharks.

1030
01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:47,127
You noticed on the kidnapping video...

1031
01:06:47,294 --> 01:06:49,963
...the assailants were attempting
to abduct Stan Fields.

1032
01:06:50,131 --> 01:06:52,048
- I want an answer.
- Say it again.

1033
01:06:52,591 --> 01:06:54,509
I want an answer.

1034
01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:58,013
- On the kidnapping video, the assailants...
- What is wrong with you?

1035
01:06:58,222 --> 01:06:59,973
- Say it faster.
- What's wrong with you?

1036
01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:02,767
The assailants were attempting
to abduct Stan Fields...

1037
01:07:02,935 --> 01:07:06,104
...and you found that Stan Fields
had a gambling problem. Water.

1038
01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:08,940
I saw the assailants attempting
to abduct Stan Fields...

1039
01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:12,152
...so I pursued the matter and found
he has a gambling problem.

1040
01:07:12,319 --> 01:07:15,280
You pursued the matter further?
Under whose authority?

1041
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:18,533
- You've gotta lie, Foreman.
- Foreman, I am waiting.

1042
01:07:18,701 --> 01:07:21,995
Tell him I'm dizzy from smashing
a suspect's head into the wall...

1043
01:07:22,163 --> 01:07:24,205
...and I can't remember.
That always works.

1044
01:07:24,373 --> 01:07:26,166
- You know what I like to do? Faint.
- Shh!

1045
01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:29,127
We can't do this, guys. He's honest.

1046
01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:32,380
- Jeff, tell him the truth.
- The truth?

1047
01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:34,758
- Are you sure?
- Am I sure I want the truth?

1048
01:07:34,925 --> 01:07:37,218
Foreman, I want you to get a CAT scan.

1049
01:07:39,096 --> 01:07:41,890
I didn't get this information.
Agents Hart and Fuller did.

1050
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:45,226
- How? They're in New York.
JEFF: Well, at the airport...

1051
01:07:45,394 --> 01:07:47,562
COLLINS:
They're not in New York.

1052
01:07:57,823 --> 01:07:59,157
Hart?

1053
01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:03,912
- Yes, sir.
- I assume that Agent Fuller is with you.

1054
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,247
- Yes, sir.
COLLINS: And Joel.

1055
01:08:06,415 --> 01:08:08,333
Hello, Walter.

1056
01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:15,006
I want all of you
in the situation room now.

1057
01:08:15,549 --> 01:08:17,884
COLLINS: That is what I want. That's right.
- Sir.

1058
01:08:19,053 --> 01:08:22,013
I want you to know that none of this
was Agent Foreman's idea.

1059
01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:25,100
Oh, I know, I know. Because
Foreman doesn't have any ideas.

1060
01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:27,268
This has you written all over it, Hart.

1061
01:08:27,436 --> 01:08:29,437
You've really gotta do things
your way, don't you?

1062
01:08:29,605 --> 01:08:33,650
Well, Dolce and Gabbana always said
we should express our personal style, sir.

1063
01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:36,528
- They were talking about a vest...
COLLINS: You're no super agent.

1064
01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:40,990
You're a loose cannon who lucked into
being in the right place at the right time.

1065
01:08:41,158 --> 01:08:43,451
You don't have to be that hard on her.
She was...

1066
01:08:43,619 --> 01:08:46,079
Oh, I am so glad you're with her
on this, Fuller...

1067
01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:49,124
...because you two are going down
together. The works.

1068
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:52,961
- Review board, departmental hearings...
- Sir, we got another message e-mailed.

1069
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:55,171
COLLINS:
Show me.

1070
01:08:55,756 --> 01:08:59,217
- Play it.
- This is Cheryl Frazier.

1071
01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:01,553
Hi, again.

1072
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:06,558
The deadline has been changed.
It's not tomorrow, it's tonight.

1073
01:09:06,725 --> 01:09:09,727
The kidnappers are going to fax
instructions to the pageant...

1074
01:09:09,895 --> 01:09:11,729
...where the 5 million should be sent.

1075
01:09:11,897 --> 01:09:15,275
And if they don't receive it,
I'm going to be dead.

1076
01:09:16,402 --> 01:09:21,531
And I know it's a lot of money,
but it's my booty on the line.

1077
01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:24,742
- So...
- This is Stan Fields...

1078
01:09:24,910 --> 01:09:30,456
...and she's too young to die.
And I'm not as old as I look. So please.

1079
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,208
JANET:
We also got this, sir.

1080
01:09:32,376 --> 01:09:36,421
A clerk at a print store saw a suspicious
man e-mail a message an hour ago.

1081
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:40,592
Aerial spotted a pickup truck matching
the vehicle in the kidnapping video...

1082
01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:42,760
- ... heading south on 15.
COLLINS: You see this?

1083
01:09:42,928 --> 01:09:47,849
This is real information.
Not Dolly Parton and senior homes.

1084
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:49,726
That's how we do it in Vegas.

1085
01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:54,147
I want roadblocks on I-15 and
increased surveillance at the airports.

1086
01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:55,899
JANET: Got it.
COLLINS: Foreman?

1087
01:09:56,066 --> 01:09:57,108
Yes, sir.

1088
01:09:57,276 --> 01:10:01,070
I want you to put Hart, Fuller and Joel
on the first flight back to New York.

1089
01:10:01,238 --> 01:10:04,616
To make sure there's no problem,
Okun and Hills will be going with you.

1090
01:10:04,783 --> 01:10:07,535
If you get it wrong this time,
you are fired. Do you copy?

1091
01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:10,538
That won't be necessary,
because nobody is getting fired...

1092
01:10:10,706 --> 01:10:13,041
- ... and nobody is leaving.
COLLINS: Wrong again, Hart!

1093
01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:17,086
And if I ever see you in my city again,
you can forget about the review board.

1094
01:10:17,254 --> 01:10:19,797
I will have you arrested
for obstruction ofjustice...

1095
01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:23,259
...and you can spend a very long time
in Las Vegas, in a jail cell.

1096
01:10:23,427 --> 01:10:24,636
You know what? You know what?

1097
01:10:24,803 --> 01:10:29,807
I have had just about enough of your
rudeness and insensitivity and cologne.

1098
01:10:29,975 --> 01:10:33,519
Oh, really? And what are you gonna do
about it? Call the director?

1099
01:10:33,687 --> 01:10:35,313
Go ahead. I got off the phone with him.

1100
01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:36,522
- Know what he said?
- What?

1101
01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:39,442
He said that you are the biggest mistake
he ever made.

1102
01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:42,070
And he said, and I quote...

1103
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:46,407
...that you "have become a liability
and an embarrassment to the Bureau. "

1104
01:10:57,544 --> 01:10:59,337
Now, get going.

1105
01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:31,995
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

1106
01:11:32,204 --> 01:11:33,705
Okun.

1107
01:11:33,872 --> 01:11:37,792
It's Collins.
Yes, sir, we're at the airport.

1108
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,253
- Is he mad at me?
- Sorry, sir, I'm losing you.

1109
01:11:40,921 --> 01:11:43,840
JEFF: Does he wanna talk to me?
- Foreman! Leave him alone!

1110
01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:47,885
WOMAN [ON PA]:
Now boarding, flight 624 to New York.

1111
01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:57,729
Yeah. I was looking at your ad...

1112
01:11:57,896 --> 01:12:01,816
...and I was wondering if you have
a Dolly Parton performer.

1113
01:12:02,609 --> 01:12:04,110
No?

1114
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:07,238
Oh. Okay.

1115
01:12:11,827 --> 01:12:15,538
Hart, maybe you were right about Dolly.
Maybe you just had the wrong Dolly.

1116
01:12:15,706 --> 01:12:18,082
- You don't know if they have a Dolly.
- They don't.

1117
01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:21,085
I called there, and they said
the only place in Vegas...

1118
01:12:21,253 --> 01:12:24,297
...that has a Dolly Parton performer
is the Oasis Drag Club.

1119
01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:26,799
Just get on the plane, Fuller.

1120
01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:33,181
- Do you wanna save Cheryl or not?
- I'm gonna get her killed.

1121
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:36,809
What's up with you? What happened
to that girl from the pageant?

1122
01:12:36,977 --> 01:12:38,770
She's gone.

1123
01:12:38,937 --> 01:12:42,815
Her boyfriend, Eric Matthews, broke up
with her. It was absolutely devastating.

1124
01:12:42,983 --> 01:12:44,776
SAM:
Is that what happened to you?

1125
01:12:45,069 --> 01:12:48,696
Oh, that's pathetic. Come on.

1126
01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:52,617
Plenty of guys have broken up with me.
You just beat them up and move on.

1127
01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:55,870
Only you and Foreman
turn it into some big soap opera.

1128
01:12:56,038 --> 01:13:00,917
Of course you don't understand how
Jeff feels, because he's not a cyborg.

1129
01:13:02,711 --> 01:13:06,589
He knows what it feels like
to be rejected and humiliated.

1130
01:13:09,968 --> 01:13:11,552
To feel your heart ripped open...

1131
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:15,473
...because you finally took a chance
on that relationship...

1132
01:13:16,266 --> 01:13:18,684
...and it wound up confirming
your worst fears...

1133
01:13:18,852 --> 01:13:22,980
...that you are worthless
and not worth caring about.

1134
01:13:27,694 --> 01:13:33,491
So you may not understand,
but that is how Jeff feels.

1135
01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:44,085
Matthews was right to dump you.

1136
01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:52,009
- Take that back.
- I would say, "Make me," but you can't.

1137
01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:57,515
Okay.

1138
01:13:57,766 --> 01:13:59,809
All right. Well...

1139
01:14:00,227 --> 01:14:02,895
...then I just have two things to say.

1140
01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:06,232
- What?
- First of all, we are in a public place...

1141
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:11,028
...so we have to display a sense
of decorum, and second of all...

1142
01:14:11,321 --> 01:14:12,738
...I might break a nail.

1143
01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:17,243
- Oh!
- Take it back! Take it back. Ow! Ow!

1144
01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:20,997
Jeez! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

1145
01:14:21,957 --> 01:14:24,959
All the stuff that Collins said
back there was a bunch of bull.

1146
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:27,128
You figured out the limo driver was dirty.

1147
01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:29,672
You figured out that
they were after Stan.

1148
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,091
You're not lucky. You're good.

1149
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:39,515
Thank you. But take it back,
take it back, take it back.

1150
01:14:39,683 --> 01:14:41,809
Okay, I'll take it back
if you admit one thing.

1151
01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:43,019
What?

1152
01:14:43,770 --> 01:14:45,855
Oh, God!

1153
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:51,861
For the first time in a long time,
you feel like the real Gracie Hart.

1154
01:14:56,658 --> 01:14:58,326
Oh, my God.

1155
01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:00,536
Oh, my God.

1156
01:15:00,704 --> 01:15:04,040
Straining muscles
cutting off someone's air supply.

1157
01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:05,583
Sweating like a pig.

1158
01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:11,088
You're right, I feel like a woman again.

1159
01:15:11,548 --> 01:15:13,591
Good. I take it back. Now release.

1160
01:15:14,092 --> 01:15:15,510
You first.

1161
01:15:15,677 --> 01:15:16,969
- On three.
- One.

1162
01:15:17,137 --> 01:15:19,597
SAM:
Two. Three.

1163
01:15:21,391 --> 01:15:24,185
Oh, no.

1164
01:15:25,270 --> 01:15:27,146
Okay, just to show you I trust you.

1165
01:15:31,902 --> 01:15:36,531
Now boarding all passengers
for flight 624 to New York.

1166
01:15:37,282 --> 01:15:38,783
Thanks.

1167
01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:40,952
All right.

1168
01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:44,914
Okay, kids, time for the circus
to leave town.

1169
01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:47,625
Come on, girls.

1170
01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:49,961
How are we gonna
get rid of these guys?

1171
01:15:50,128 --> 01:15:52,129
I don't know. But it has to be subtle.

1172
01:15:52,297 --> 01:15:53,714
Keep it moving.

1173
01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:56,133
Oh!

1174
01:15:57,094 --> 01:15:58,970
God!

1175
01:15:59,346 --> 01:16:00,888
Ooh, Lordy!

1176
01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:02,723
Ladies' time.

1177
01:16:02,891 --> 01:16:05,434
I have the cramps. I have to...
I have to go to the bathroom.

1178
01:16:05,602 --> 01:16:07,645
Hart. There's one on the plane.

1179
01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:11,816
I know, but, guys, PMS for me means
"pants might shred," so I gotta...

1180
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:15,820
- Forget it, Hart.
- Guys, you don't understand. I bloat.

1181
01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:20,741
I take on water, and I expand, and I may
change the cabin pressure of that plane.

1182
01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:22,910
I gotta take her to the bathroom.

1183
01:16:24,329 --> 01:16:27,748
GRACIE: I need a tampon!
- You heard her, we got a agent down.

1184
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:30,376
We need tampons!

1185
01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:33,671
- I'm not getting those.
- I don't even do it for my wife.

1186
01:16:33,839 --> 01:16:36,257
This is a job for a real man.
Any particular brand?

1187
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:39,010
GRACIE: Any brand.
- Janet liked the ones in the blue box...

1188
01:16:39,177 --> 01:16:40,469
...with the daisies on it.

1189
01:16:40,637 --> 01:16:44,473
You're really not following this,
are you? Something's up.

1190
01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:52,607
Tampons.

1191
01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:58,404
[IN UNISON]
Give them a couple minutes.

1192
01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,543
Zero-one, what do you got?

1193
01:17:14,546 --> 01:17:18,424
SNIPER: No movement. Good to go.
- Copy that. Griffin, go to green.

1194
01:17:34,274 --> 01:17:37,568
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

1195
01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:39,028
AGENT 1:
FBI! Get down!

1196
01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:43,783
AGENT 2: Nobody move!
AGENT 3: Clear!

1197
01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:46,369
Sir, it's empty.

1198
01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:49,664
LOU: You heard the FBI, bro.
They're not gonna pay.

1199
01:17:49,831 --> 01:17:52,291
KARL: They'll pay,
or we'll kill Fields and Frazier.

1200
01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:55,002
Let's see them explain that
at their press conference.

1201
01:17:55,170 --> 01:17:58,172
LOU: How'd you know they'd come?
- Choppers.

1202
01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:00,883
Twice a day they fly to Vegas
to do traffic reports...

1203
01:18:01,051 --> 01:18:03,469
...but that last one didn't come
at rush hour.

1204
01:18:03,637 --> 01:18:05,137
I knew it was them.

1205
01:18:05,305 --> 01:18:07,765
I said, stay down!

1206
01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:16,107
Griffin, secure a 500-foot perimeter
and get me something.

1207
01:18:16,274 --> 01:18:20,069
Tire tracks, cigarette butts for DNA,
but something.

1208
01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:22,279
You got it, sir.

1209
01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:28,411
Sir, I just got a call from Agent Okun.
Hart didn't get on the plane.

1210
01:18:30,789 --> 01:18:33,165
I need a minute with Agent McCarren.

1211
01:18:38,755 --> 01:18:42,091
Well, apparently, she faked a case
of cramps and escaped with Fuller.

1212
01:18:42,259 --> 01:18:43,801
Where's your idiot boyfriend?

1213
01:18:43,969 --> 01:18:47,972
Ex-boyfriend! He was on his way to buy
tampons for her when he left with them.

1214
01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:50,933
Oh, well, how very, very considerate.

1215
01:18:51,101 --> 01:18:55,104
I don't have time for this.
She is ruining my investigation!

1216
01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:58,983
She's just trying to get another
bestseller out of this, Walter.

1217
01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:02,236
This should be your bestseller.

1218
01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:04,947
You're right.

1219
01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:06,574
You're right.

1220
01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:12,163
I want you to find her and Fuller and
arrest them for obstruction ofjustice.

1221
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:15,624
[SIRENS WAILING]

1222
01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:24,467
We're in the clear. Where are they?
Someone's gonna see us.

1223
01:19:25,051 --> 01:19:26,969
They said they had to get ready
for the mission.

1224
01:19:27,137 --> 01:19:29,513
JEFF:
Yeah? Well, we are running out of time.

1225
01:19:57,334 --> 01:19:58,834
[CAR HONKING]

1226
01:19:59,002 --> 01:20:00,711
MAN:
Come on, Laverne and Shirley, move it!

1227
01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:01,921
- Ready?
- Armed.

1228
01:20:02,088 --> 01:20:03,589
And fabulous, except for the...

1229
01:20:03,757 --> 01:20:06,050
Let's go. Jeff, you got the rap sheets.

1230
01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:08,844
All right, this guy...
This guy's still in prison.

1231
01:20:09,012 --> 01:20:13,474
This guy is too short
to match the surveillance video.

1232
01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,560
This guy is...
This guy's brothers with this guy.

1233
01:20:16,728 --> 01:20:18,062
Burglary, grand theft auto.

1234
01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:20,439
Hold on. How are we supposed
to get to Dolly?

1235
01:20:20,607 --> 01:20:23,526
Uh, we go to the drag club,
flash our badges and interrogate her.

1236
01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:25,236
And if she doesn't cooperate?

1237
01:20:25,403 --> 01:20:27,488
Violence. I have some catching up to do.

1238
01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:31,325
Then she's gonna call the cops and say
that she was attacked by Gracie Hart.

1239
01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:35,162
Then Collins is gonna find out about it.
We'll all end up in the big house.

1240
01:20:35,330 --> 01:20:37,164
- We gotta blend in.
- Not to worry.

1241
01:20:37,332 --> 01:20:40,626
I know what to do. I've been waiting
for this moment my entire life.

1242
01:20:40,877 --> 01:20:43,671
[LIP-SYNCHING PATTl LABELLE'S
"NEW ATTITUDE"]

1243
01:20:59,354 --> 01:21:03,983
Let's go over this. We're not leaving until
we find and interrogate Dolly Parton.

1244
01:21:04,150 --> 01:21:06,360
That's something
I never thought I'd say. Jeff?

1245
01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:09,071
I'm backup. If Dolly tries to flee,
I got her.

1246
01:21:09,239 --> 01:21:11,156
I'm gonna check out the dressing rooms.

1247
01:21:11,324 --> 01:21:13,701
I'm really just here
to have a good time.

1248
01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:17,413
Oh, God, I just don't see why
I couldn't be Tina.

1249
01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:19,832
- You don't see that?
- I am the Tina Turner fan.

1250
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:23,294
Ladies, knock it off. We are here
to get information. Earpieces in?

1251
01:21:23,461 --> 01:21:25,588
All right, let's move.

1252
01:21:25,755 --> 01:21:27,298
Ow.

1253
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:46,150
[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

1254
01:21:46,484 --> 01:21:48,777
- I wanna go in there.
- Go backstage?

1255
01:21:54,242 --> 01:21:56,493
Liza plus two, you're up next.

1256
01:21:56,703 --> 01:21:58,329
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1257
01:21:58,496 --> 01:22:01,665
Hello. I'm Elizabeth Taylor.
What do we have here?

1258
01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:04,627
- Tina and, uh...?
- Coco.

1259
01:22:04,794 --> 01:22:06,795
TAYLOR:
Where do you think you're going?

1260
01:22:07,005 --> 01:22:10,090
The only people who go to
the dressing rooms are our regulars...

1261
01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:12,593
...and our open-mikers
after they pass round one.

1262
01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:16,263
Could you step aside, Coco?
And you are?

1263
01:22:16,431 --> 01:22:20,434
She's classy, she's lovely,
she's perfect to a T.

1264
01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:24,480
My very favorite, Liza with a Z.

1265
01:22:24,689 --> 01:22:27,066
[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

1266
01:22:33,990 --> 01:22:37,785
[LIP-SYNCHING
LIZA MINNELLl'S "CABARET"]

1267
01:22:38,703 --> 01:22:41,080
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

1268
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,417
- Foreman.
JANET: Jeff? Hi, it's Janet.

1269
01:22:45,585 --> 01:22:48,253
I just wanted to talk to you about us.

1270
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:52,383
- Now's not a good time.
- Is that Liza Minnelli in the background?

1271
01:22:52,550 --> 01:22:56,845
Yeah. On the radio.
I'm just home, listening to Liza.

1272
01:22:57,055 --> 01:22:58,597
I don't want it to end this way.

1273
01:22:58,765 --> 01:23:01,558
I know that you're mad at me,
but I still care about you...

1274
01:23:01,726 --> 01:23:05,229
- Got it.
- Just give me a call if you get a chance.

1275
01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:16,073
TRACKING AGENT:
Two-block radius of Koval and Harmon.

1276
01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:19,702
Liza Minnelli. I know where he is.
Let's move.

1277
01:23:36,302 --> 01:23:39,596
Oh, you go, Miss Minnelli!
You are definitely on to the next round.

1278
01:23:39,764 --> 01:23:42,474
Why don't you go rest up backstage.

1279
01:23:42,642 --> 01:23:43,934
Wasn't she wonderful?

1280
01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:48,230
Bad news. We want in those
dressing rooms, we have to perform.

1281
01:23:48,398 --> 01:23:51,525
I am not going out there as a woman
pretending to be a man...

1282
01:23:51,693 --> 01:23:55,029
...pretending to be Tina Turner.
I can't afford therapy on my salary.

1283
01:23:55,196 --> 01:23:57,906
What other choice do we have?
No! No!

1284
01:23:58,324 --> 01:24:02,828
You can do this. Okay, you can
because you are Sam Fuller, FBI...

1285
01:24:02,996 --> 01:24:05,164
...and nothing scares you.
I am Gracie Hart...

1286
01:24:05,331 --> 01:24:09,251
...and at this moment, I am also Big Bird,
and nothing scares me...

1287
01:24:09,419 --> 01:24:14,465
...except losing Cheryl because having
a friend like her, having any friend...

1288
01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:18,469
...for me is a really, really
rare thing, okay?

1289
01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:21,722
Okay, but I am not singing.

1290
01:24:21,890 --> 01:24:24,641
...fabulous Tina Turner!

1291
01:24:24,809 --> 01:24:28,645
Everything is gonna be okay.
Just be Tina-ish.

1292
01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:40,282
- You can do Tina.
- Just take it.

1293
01:24:40,450 --> 01:24:42,910
- I am not singing.
- Just take it.

1294
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:46,705
TINA IMPERSONATOR: How come he
gets to go first? I was here before him!

1295
01:24:46,873 --> 01:24:50,834
It's all here on my list, in alphabetical
order. Tina, then Tina, then Tina.

1296
01:24:51,002 --> 01:24:55,506
And you're all doing the same song anyway.
What's the difference? Hit it.

1297
01:24:55,715 --> 01:24:57,216
[TINA TURNER'S
"PROUD MARY" PLAYING]

1298
01:24:57,383 --> 01:24:59,093
Smile.

1299
01:25:00,261 --> 01:25:02,429
- You smiling?
- I am smiling.

1300
01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:03,889
WOMAN:
Come on, boys!

1301
01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:07,893
[SINGING TENTATIVELY]

1302
01:25:12,148 --> 01:25:13,190
[MAN YELLS]

1303
01:25:25,662 --> 01:25:27,246
MAN:
Bring back Liza!

1304
01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:32,543
[BOOING]

1305
01:25:40,426 --> 01:25:42,511
[LIP-SYNCHING]

1306
01:25:43,972 --> 01:25:45,764
Thank you and good night.

1307
01:25:45,932 --> 01:25:49,143
No, no, we have to stay here.
Stay here. Shake. Shake.

1308
01:25:50,311 --> 01:25:53,647
Oh, shoot. He's gonna give us the hook.
Sell it, Tina.

1309
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:12,332
Rolling.

1310
01:26:17,797 --> 01:26:19,131
- I found Dolly!
- What's he saying?

1311
01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:20,382
GRACIE:
What?

1312
01:26:28,850 --> 01:26:30,309
SAM:
Ow!

1313
01:26:30,476 --> 01:26:32,394
Tinas of the world, unite!
Take the stage!

1314
01:26:32,562 --> 01:26:34,104
GRACIE:
Shake!

1315
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:37,316
[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

1316
01:26:42,155 --> 01:26:44,239
I found Dolly.
He picked me up at the bar...

1317
01:26:44,407 --> 01:26:48,452
...and invited me to dressing room five.
I'm glad I wore the heels.

1318
01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:55,500
GRACIE: Joel found Dolly in room five.
- Got it.

1319
01:27:02,550 --> 01:27:05,177
GRACIE: We need a big finish.
JOEL: I should take my top off.

1320
01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:07,012
No, we need a good big finish.

1321
01:27:13,061 --> 01:27:14,478
- Pick me up.
- No.

1322
01:27:14,646 --> 01:27:16,188
FBI. Pick me up!

1323
01:27:26,866 --> 01:27:29,826
FRANK:
Settle down, settle down. Oh!

1324
01:27:30,286 --> 01:27:32,454
- Smile!
- Well, I personally didn't love it...

1325
01:27:32,622 --> 01:27:34,414
...but what's love got to do with it?

1326
01:27:34,582 --> 01:27:37,501
The crowd decides and tonight
the drinks must be strong...

1327
01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:40,420
...because this Tina's moving on
to the next round!

1328
01:27:40,630 --> 01:27:43,757
- Whoo!
- Come on, come on!

1329
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:50,430
All right, he said dressing room
number five.

1330
01:27:50,598 --> 01:27:53,100
It's that one right there.
Joel, let us handle this.

1331
01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:56,019
JOEL: He invited me!
GRACIE: I'll get you his phone number.

1332
01:27:58,022 --> 01:27:59,564
Hello? Can I help you boys?

1333
01:27:59,732 --> 01:28:02,067
What do you know about
the Miss United States kidnapping?

1334
01:28:02,235 --> 01:28:04,778
- What?
- Tom Abernathy, the limo driver.

1335
01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:08,699
You paid him 200 bucks to park far away
from the entrance to the home. Why?

1336
01:28:08,866 --> 01:28:11,994
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please leave.

1337
01:28:13,579 --> 01:28:18,041
Normally I would calmly interrogate you,
but I'm kind of in a rush.

1338
01:28:18,209 --> 01:28:19,584
- I don't know anything!
- Talk!

1339
01:28:19,752 --> 01:28:22,629
- Please! It wasn't me. It was some guy.
- What guy?

1340
01:28:22,797 --> 01:28:25,299
I met him when I was a keno girl
at Treasure Island.

1341
01:28:25,466 --> 01:28:27,884
I borrowed money from him
and couldn't pay it back.

1342
01:28:28,052 --> 01:28:30,178
- He said he would dump me off...
- What was his name?!

1343
01:28:30,346 --> 01:28:32,806
Ken? Cal? Karl? I don't remember.

1344
01:28:32,974 --> 01:28:35,142
- Shh, shh.
- He didn't tell me his last name.

1345
01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:37,894
Karl.

1346
01:28:38,062 --> 01:28:40,564
- Karl Steele was on that sheet.
SAM: One of the brothers.

1347
01:28:40,732 --> 01:28:43,275
Lou and Karl Steele, armed robbery,
grand theft auto.

1348
01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:45,152
You met him at Treasure Island.

1349
01:28:46,529 --> 01:28:48,155
- God. Let's go.
SAM: Where are we going?

1350
01:28:48,364 --> 01:28:51,074
- Treasure Island, where they took them.
- How do you know?

1351
01:28:51,242 --> 01:28:53,368
Dolly said the Steele brothers
were pirates.

1352
01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:58,623
Janet is here with backup.

1353
01:28:58,791 --> 01:29:00,542
I repeat, Janet is here.

1354
01:29:00,710 --> 01:29:01,752
[GRACIE GROANS]

1355
01:29:02,086 --> 01:29:03,378
JANET:
Jeff?

1356
01:29:03,546 --> 01:29:05,630
- Where is she?
- Where is who?

1357
01:29:06,299 --> 01:29:08,842
- You are a lousy liar, Jeff.
JEFF: Yeah.

1358
01:29:09,469 --> 01:29:11,428
And you're a good one.

1359
01:29:14,724 --> 01:29:18,393
- How are we gonna get out of here?
- I don't know, but it has to be subtle.

1360
01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:33,492
[CROWD YELLING,
WOMAN SCREAMING]

1361
01:29:39,999 --> 01:29:41,666
MAN [ON SPEAKER]:
Ladies and gentlemen...

1362
01:29:41,834 --> 01:29:43,960
...the next show will be in 20 minutes.

1363
01:29:50,134 --> 01:29:52,010
KARL:
Okay, let's go.

1364
01:29:53,179 --> 01:29:55,389
You both keep your mouths shut,
or you're dead.

1365
01:29:55,556 --> 01:29:58,475
GRACIE: The Steele brothers were fired
from the Treasure Island show.

1366
01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:01,311
Cheryl said something
about her booty being on the line.

1367
01:30:01,479 --> 01:30:04,940
She would never refer to her ass
as a booty or refer to her ass, period.

1368
01:30:05,108 --> 01:30:06,400
She calls it a po-po.

1369
01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:10,946
- Excuse me! Excuse me!
SAM: Excuse us!

1370
01:30:11,114 --> 01:30:13,907
GRACIE: FBI. We need your car.
MAN: Well, that's not gonna happen.

1371
01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:17,661
Get lost. Hey!

1372
01:30:17,829 --> 01:30:19,371
SAM:
Hart, Hart! Too much!

1373
01:30:19,539 --> 01:30:22,499
Yeah, I know, but now I kind of see
why you enjoy it so much.

1374
01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:26,545
You are fine citizens, and you will get
your car back. Thank you very much.

1375
01:30:26,712 --> 01:30:28,839
SAM: All right.
GRACIE: Okay, here I come.

1376
01:30:29,006 --> 01:30:30,966
SAM: Ow! Ow!
- I'm sorry. I'm gonna turn.

1377
01:30:31,134 --> 01:30:32,217
SAM:
Okay. Ow! Ow!

1378
01:30:32,385 --> 01:30:36,555
Sorry, sorry. What did Joel do,
weld this thing on...? Ow!

1379
01:30:44,355 --> 01:30:47,023
KARL: Just keep quiet, do as you're told,
and nobody gets hurt.

1380
01:30:47,191 --> 01:30:49,192
STAN:
I believe him. Don't you believe him?

1381
01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:52,529
- He wouldn't lie about a thing like that.
- Will you just shut up?!

1382
01:30:56,075 --> 01:30:57,367
JOEL:
Jeff.

1383
01:30:57,535 --> 01:30:59,369
Jeff! Gracie and Sam went to...

1384
01:30:59,537 --> 01:31:02,205
Go on, if you don't wanna spend
a few years in prison...

1385
01:31:02,373 --> 01:31:04,499
...for obstruction ofjustice.

1386
01:31:04,959 --> 01:31:06,835
Which prison?

1387
01:31:08,921 --> 01:31:11,089
SAM: Just in case I don't get a chance
to say it...

1388
01:31:11,257 --> 01:31:14,551
...I'm sorry for getting on you
about that whole Matthews thing.

1389
01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:16,344
It was none of my business.

1390
01:31:16,512 --> 01:31:18,346
That's all right.

1391
01:31:18,639 --> 01:31:20,807
I scared him off.

1392
01:31:22,143 --> 01:31:26,563
But the thing is, right,
he came back to save me.

1393
01:31:26,772 --> 01:31:32,903
I mean, why would somebody come back
to save someone if they didn't have...

1394
01:31:33,237 --> 01:31:35,780
...feelings? You know?

1395
01:31:35,948 --> 01:31:40,160
I'm sure he liked you,
but maybe he was just doing his job.

1396
01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:42,078
Maybe.

1397
01:31:42,371 --> 01:31:46,416
Men. Can't live with them, you can't...

1398
01:31:46,918 --> 01:31:49,252
- No, that's about it.
- Yep.

1399
01:31:49,420 --> 01:31:50,754
Okay, hold on.

1400
01:31:52,465 --> 01:31:55,050
[CARS HONKING]

1401
01:31:55,218 --> 01:31:57,052
GRACIE:
Come on!

1402
01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:04,392
- Okay! Clearly that's not working.
- Don't start with me, Tina.

1403
01:32:13,736 --> 01:32:15,195
Are we gonna die?

1404
01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:17,739
KARL: Not if you develop gills
in the next five minutes.

1405
01:32:17,949 --> 01:32:19,699
[KARL LAUGHING]

1406
01:32:19,867 --> 01:32:21,243
[CHERYL WHINING]

1407
01:32:30,962 --> 01:32:33,004
Let's go back through the casino.

1408
01:32:33,297 --> 01:32:36,216
[MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

1409
01:32:53,693 --> 01:32:55,902
Okay. I'm gonna take this side,
you take that...

1410
01:32:56,070 --> 01:32:57,320
SAM:
Okay.

1411
01:32:58,072 --> 01:32:59,531
The Steele brothers.

1412
01:32:59,699 --> 01:33:03,451
Lou! Lou and Karl Steele, freeze! FBI!
Freeze! Freeze!

1413
01:33:05,329 --> 01:33:07,163
SAM: Keep going.
GRACIE: Move. Move, move.

1414
01:33:22,221 --> 01:33:23,471
SAM: Ow!
- Oh!

1415
01:33:41,365 --> 01:33:42,657
SECURITY GUARD:
Hey, hey!

1416
01:33:48,456 --> 01:33:50,582
We're gonna need more help
in sector four.

1417
01:33:56,881 --> 01:33:59,299
GRACIE:
Where are Cheryl and Stan?

1418
01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:01,176
- Where are they?
- You're breaking my wrist.

1419
01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:05,138
- Where are Cheryl and Stan?
- They're at the bottom of the boat.

1420
01:34:05,306 --> 01:34:06,723
What boat?!

1421
01:34:06,932 --> 01:34:09,184
[CANNON FIRING IN DISTANCE]

1422
01:34:14,482 --> 01:34:15,774
KARL:
Lou!

1423
01:34:16,567 --> 01:34:17,984
I'm coming, bro!

1424
01:34:20,279 --> 01:34:23,114
GRACIE: I got your back.
- No, no. I got this. You go for Cheryl.

1425
01:34:23,282 --> 01:34:24,616
- You sure?
- I've got this!

1426
01:34:24,784 --> 01:34:26,743
GRACIE: Okay.
MAN: Twenty dollars on the sister.

1427
01:34:26,911 --> 01:34:30,580
You're good. I'm gonna enjoy this.

1428
01:34:56,190 --> 01:35:02,445
- Nothing left to talk about, lady.
- I'm not gonna talk. I'm gonna sing!

1429
01:35:03,072 --> 01:35:05,365
Oh! Ah!

1430
01:35:07,743 --> 01:35:10,495
Hope you weren't planning
on reproducing.

1431
01:35:32,935 --> 01:35:36,855
GRACIE: I'm coming! I'm coming!
CHERYL: Gracie!

1432
01:35:37,022 --> 01:35:40,024
GRACIE:
Everything's gonna be okay.

1433
01:35:41,652 --> 01:35:44,863
- I've got you. Can you swim?
STAN: Can I swim?

1434
01:35:45,030 --> 01:35:48,992
I made junior lifesaver at Camp Mondago.
I was captain of the miniature golf team.

1435
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:51,703
- Stan, just go! Go, go!
- Not without Cheryl!

1436
01:35:51,871 --> 01:35:54,914
- Stan, I have her! Go! Go!
- Okay.

1437
01:35:55,082 --> 01:35:57,667
- Where?
- The back is blocked.

1438
01:35:57,835 --> 01:36:01,171
- Go to the nearest porthole. Right here.
STAN: Oh, okay.

1439
01:36:03,257 --> 01:36:05,133
There's a cannon in my porthole!

1440
01:36:05,551 --> 01:36:07,635
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1441
01:36:16,729 --> 01:36:18,813
STAN: Pull! Come on, hurry!
- My God!

1442
01:36:19,857 --> 01:36:21,441
STAN:
It's moving!

1443
01:36:21,650 --> 01:36:23,401
- Go!
- Here I go. Here I go.

1444
01:36:23,569 --> 01:36:25,612
Gracie!

1445
01:36:34,371 --> 01:36:36,831
JANET:
Hart jumped in a few minutes ago.

1446
01:36:38,709 --> 01:36:41,336
- Okun, Hills, help him!
- I can't swim, sir.

1447
01:36:41,504 --> 01:36:43,838
I gave you an order.

1448
01:36:48,928 --> 01:36:50,887
Gracie...

1449
01:37:44,149 --> 01:37:49,112
- Miss United States.
- You can call me Cheryl.

1450
01:39:02,227 --> 01:39:04,938
AGENT:
It's okay, we got you. We got you.

1451
01:39:05,606 --> 01:39:07,148
COLLINS:
So all of our clues...

1452
01:39:07,483 --> 01:39:09,317
...eventually led us here. Here she is.

1453
01:39:09,485 --> 01:39:12,487
MAN: There's Ms. Hart!
WOMAN: Ms. Hart, this way!

1454
01:39:12,947 --> 01:39:14,530
COLLINS: Nice work.
GRACIE: Thank you.

1455
01:39:14,698 --> 01:39:17,325
- Proud to have you on our team.
- That's great.

1456
01:39:19,119 --> 01:39:21,537
- Thank you very much.
JEFF: Oh, you've gotta be kidding.

1457
01:39:21,705 --> 01:39:23,414
You threatened to throw her in jail.

1458
01:39:23,582 --> 01:39:27,043
Get on your knees and thank her
for solving a crime you couldn't solve.

1459
01:39:27,211 --> 01:39:30,588
- Take your little handshake and put it...
- Okay, Mr. Living-on-the-Edge.

1460
01:39:30,756 --> 01:39:32,882
We're all on the same team.
It's all right.

1461
01:39:33,050 --> 01:39:35,218
JEFF: I guess he doesn't wanna keep
the press waiting.

1462
01:39:35,386 --> 01:39:38,721
CHERYL:
Gracie! Gracie!

1463
01:39:39,390 --> 01:39:42,809
Oh, you must be getting really tired
of saving my life.

1464
01:39:42,977 --> 01:39:48,564
No, no, it's good exercise.
Oh, and thank you for the "booty" tip.

1465
01:39:48,732 --> 01:39:53,361
I felt so uncomfortable saying it,
but it was an emergency.

1466
01:39:53,529 --> 01:39:58,574
- And I knew you'd be listening.
- Yeah, well, what are friends for, right?

1467
01:39:59,159 --> 01:40:02,787
And speaking of friends, I would like
to introduce you to Mr. Jeff Foreman.

1468
01:40:02,997 --> 01:40:07,917
Oh, we already met.
He's a wonderful swimmer.

1469
01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:10,503
Well, you're so buoyant.

1470
01:40:10,713 --> 01:40:14,340
[GIGGLING AND SNORTING]

1471
01:40:14,758 --> 01:40:18,720
Okay. Come here.
I gotta talk to you for a second.

1472
01:40:18,887 --> 01:40:22,015
Just a couple words of advice. Um...

1473
01:40:22,599 --> 01:40:25,893
Don't bring up the Poconos,
at least for a couple of months.

1474
01:40:26,895 --> 01:40:28,771
Okay.

1475
01:40:29,982 --> 01:40:31,774
Now go get him.

1476
01:40:32,943 --> 01:40:36,070
Gracie, I'm so proud of you.

1477
01:40:36,238 --> 01:40:38,072
GRACIE:
Oh, thank you.

1478
01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:42,952
And even without the makeup
and the gloss and all my magic...

1479
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:45,997
...you've never looked more beautiful
than you do now.

1480
01:40:46,165 --> 01:40:47,206
Neither have you.

1481
01:40:47,374 --> 01:40:48,916
[GRACIE CHUCKLING]

1482
01:40:49,334 --> 01:40:51,753
- Oh, thank you.
STAN: Gracie.

1483
01:40:51,920 --> 01:40:53,796
- Oh, Stan.
STAN: I'm so sorry.

1484
01:40:53,964 --> 01:40:56,549
- It's okay, Stan.
- This was all my fault.

1485
01:40:57,968 --> 01:41:01,179
- I have this weakness for...
- For gambling. I talked to your mother.

1486
01:41:01,346 --> 01:41:02,847
- You talked to my mother?
- Yeah.

1487
01:41:03,057 --> 01:41:06,726
- Does she want her 600 back?
- Yeah, she wants that back.

1488
01:41:06,894 --> 01:41:10,354
But she's very proud of you. You just
need to stay away from the sluts...

1489
01:41:10,522 --> 01:41:13,274
Slots for a little while. Okay? Okay.

1490
01:41:16,528 --> 01:41:18,321
AGENT:
Let's go.

1491
01:41:21,408 --> 01:41:23,659
WOMAN: Over here, sir.
MAN: How'd you do it?

1492
01:41:29,792 --> 01:41:31,501
GRACIE:
How you doing?

1493
01:41:32,419 --> 01:41:35,088
SAM: Good. You?
- Good.

1494
01:41:37,424 --> 01:41:42,011
Hey, you kicked some po-po out there.

1495
01:41:42,721 --> 01:41:46,224
- Thanks. You too.
- Thank you.

1496
01:41:48,852 --> 01:41:52,230
And, uh, thanks...

1497
01:41:56,026 --> 01:41:58,486
Thanks for coming back for me.

1498
01:41:59,696 --> 01:42:02,198
- It's not like I love you or anything.
- I know.

1499
01:42:02,366 --> 01:42:04,700
- I was just doing my job.
- I know.

1500
01:42:07,329 --> 01:42:09,205
But I gotta admit...

1501
01:42:10,541 --> 01:42:16,045
...when you were saying that stuff back
there about not having any friends...

1502
01:42:17,089 --> 01:42:18,714
...I know what you mean by that.

1503
01:42:20,300 --> 01:42:22,385
You got a friend.

1504
01:42:23,178 --> 01:42:24,762
Yeah.

1505
01:42:27,349 --> 01:42:30,184
Agent Johnson, over in Mail Fraud?

1506
01:42:30,352 --> 01:42:32,728
I think he likes you.

1507
01:42:34,940 --> 01:42:37,817
[GRACIE SNORTING]

1508
01:42:39,736 --> 01:42:41,821
Yeah.

1509
01:42:45,159 --> 01:42:48,911
No, but if, you know...
If that doesn't work out, then...

1510
01:42:53,667 --> 01:42:55,459
...you always got:

1511
01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:12,435
You know what? She's right
down there. You can talk to her.

1512
01:43:12,603 --> 01:43:15,605
MAN 1: Ms. Hart! Ms. Hart!
Is this going in your next book?

1513
01:43:15,772 --> 01:43:19,233
Hey! Hey! Guys, guys, guys.
I have two things to say.

1514
01:43:19,401 --> 01:43:23,154
First of all, there's not gonna be
a next book. Second...

1515
01:43:25,532 --> 01:43:28,117
No comment. Ever again. Ever.

1516
01:43:28,285 --> 01:43:32,622
Thank you, thank you.
Not listening. Not listening.

1517
01:43:33,457 --> 01:43:36,209
MAN 2: Mr. Collins, characterize
the investigation for us, sir.

1518
01:43:36,668 --> 01:43:39,921
I never gave up because the word "quit"
is not in my vocabulary.

1519
01:43:40,088 --> 01:43:43,507
Neither is "failure,"
"A for effort," "abandon ship"...

1520
01:43:44,051 --> 01:43:46,969
And that is how we do it in New York.

1521
01:43:59,524 --> 01:44:02,151
McDONALD: Listen up. Got a change
in the assignment schedule.

1522
01:44:02,319 --> 01:44:04,362
Hart's gonna be partnering with Fuller.

1523
01:44:04,529 --> 01:44:08,157
And the mayor's youth-crime prevention
program is back on.

1524
01:44:08,325 --> 01:44:11,410
- The director wants...
- You're my new partner.

1525
01:44:11,578 --> 01:44:18,000
You have to like me. And back me up
if someone's shooting at me.

1526
01:44:18,168 --> 01:44:20,503
- Not necessarily.
- Mm-hm.

1527
01:44:21,129 --> 01:44:24,548
- Want some?
- Let's get to work. Keep your heads up.

1528
01:44:26,260 --> 01:44:29,637
We're partners now, but there's
something I need to take care of alone.

1529
01:44:29,805 --> 01:44:32,974
- Are you sure you don't need backup?
- This is solo.

1530
01:44:33,141 --> 01:44:34,392
- So we cool?
- Cool.

1531
01:44:34,559 --> 01:44:35,768
I'm gonna roll.

1532
01:44:54,204 --> 01:44:56,205
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

1533
01:44:58,333 --> 01:44:59,625
Hi. Um...

1534
01:45:00,836 --> 01:45:04,171
I'm sorry to interrupt.
I'm Gracie Hart of the FBI...

1535
01:45:04,339 --> 01:45:09,677
...and our information indicated that
a Priscilla was doing a book report on me...

1536
01:45:09,845 --> 01:45:14,015
...so I thought I would come by
and see if I could be of any assistance.

1537
01:45:14,308 --> 01:45:15,808
Oh, my God.

1538
01:45:15,976 --> 01:45:17,268
Hey, Priscilla.

1539
01:45:17,436 --> 01:45:20,855
Well, I suppose we can skip ahead
to English...

1540
01:45:21,189 --> 01:45:24,942
...and let Priscilla give her report
in honor of our guest.

1541
01:45:25,902 --> 01:45:27,862
Let's put our math books away.

1542
01:45:31,491 --> 01:45:33,826
- Hi.
- Thanks for coming.

1543
01:45:34,578 --> 01:45:38,497
Um... Since we're in class, uh...

1544
01:45:38,665 --> 01:45:41,709
...I would like to share with you
something I learned recently.

1545
01:45:41,877 --> 01:45:44,420
A little lesson, which is...

1546
01:45:45,005 --> 01:45:48,841
...people may care about people
who care about themselves...

1547
01:45:49,009 --> 01:45:52,178
...but I just don't really care
about those people.

1548
01:45:53,513 --> 01:45:56,682
- Not really following you.
- No?

1549
01:45:57,351 --> 01:45:58,976
Come here.

1550
01:45:59,227 --> 01:46:01,854
We'll just have to take this.

1551
01:46:03,315 --> 01:46:05,733
And then we'll take those.

1552
01:46:05,901 --> 01:46:08,152
And then we'll just...

1553
01:46:11,782 --> 01:46:13,324
There you are.

1554
01:46:14,409 --> 01:46:16,619
Now go do your book report.

1555
01:46:25,504 --> 01:46:28,631
Kids! Quiet!

1556
01:46:28,799 --> 01:46:30,966
Hey, hey, hey,
put a lid on it, all right...

1557
01:46:31,134 --> 01:46:33,928
...or I'm gonna have to rough
you guys up a little, okay?

1558
01:46:34,096 --> 01:46:35,388
Miss Hart?

1559
01:46:35,555 --> 01:46:39,892
Until you admit that fighting
is never the answer. Ever.

1560
01:46:40,060 --> 01:46:42,395
Because what do we really want?

1561
01:46:45,190 --> 01:46:46,524
Anyone?

1562
01:46:49,152 --> 01:46:52,571
Nobody? Nobody knows?

1563
01:46:53,824 --> 01:46:55,574
Priscilla, what do we want?

1564
01:46:56,952 --> 01:46:58,577
World peace.

1565
01:46:59,955 --> 01:47:01,247
World peace.

1566
01:47:01,998 --> 01:47:05,376
And the strength
to hold fast to your beliefs...

1567
01:47:05,544 --> 01:47:08,754
...while society's forcing you to conform
to a Barbie-doll image...

1568
01:47:08,922 --> 01:47:10,589
...know what I'm saying?

1569
01:47:10,757 --> 01:47:14,718
You don't know what I'm saying?
Okay, well...

1570
01:47:15,178 --> 01:47:16,846
...it's mostly...

1571
01:47:19,850 --> 01:47:22,184
It's mostly world peace.

1572
01:47:24,438 --> 01:47:25,938
[SNORTS]

1573
01:47:49,087 --> 01:47:52,965
On the video, you noticed the assailants
were attempting to abduct Stan Fields...

1574
01:47:53,133 --> 01:47:57,219
...and you pursued the matter "furder"...
Fur... Okay.

1575
01:47:57,387 --> 01:48:00,347
Some savings bonds and a 1901...

1576
01:48:00,515 --> 01:48:01,599
[LAUGHS]

1577
01:48:01,808 --> 01:48:05,895
No, it's not quite that old. It's a 2001...

1578
01:48:06,146 --> 01:48:07,188
KING:
You're the one...

1579
01:48:07,355 --> 01:48:09,064
[BULLOCK LAUGHING]

1580
01:48:09,483 --> 01:48:11,066
KING:
Damn that line!

1581
01:48:11,234 --> 01:48:12,943
Joel has come up with this very...

1582
01:48:13,111 --> 01:48:15,613
[LAUGHING]

1583
01:48:15,780 --> 01:48:17,072
Sedate?

1584
01:48:17,240 --> 01:48:18,824
Yeah, say it, yeah.

1585
01:48:18,992 --> 01:48:20,451
Foreman!

1586
01:48:23,371 --> 01:48:26,916
- Watch it. I'm handling breasts here.
- Yours?

1587
01:48:27,083 --> 01:48:29,210
You pursued the matter furder...
Further...

1588
01:48:29,377 --> 01:48:30,419
[BULLOCK CHUCKLING]

1589
01:48:30,587 --> 01:48:32,379
- "Furder. "
KING: "Furder"?

1590
01:48:32,547 --> 01:48:35,674
KING: Not gonna happen.
- What other choice do we have?

1591
01:48:35,842 --> 01:48:39,053
[CHUCKLING]

1592
01:48:39,221 --> 01:48:42,223
On the kidnapping video,
you noticed that the...

1593
01:48:42,849 --> 01:48:44,934
You know what to say, Jeff.

1594
01:48:46,520 --> 01:48:47,937
- What's your name?
- Foreman.

1595
01:48:48,104 --> 01:48:50,064
Foreman? Okay.

1596
01:48:51,316 --> 01:48:53,108
[COUGHING]

1597
01:48:53,985 --> 01:48:55,611
Fur ball.

1598
01:49:14,798 --> 01:49:18,842
MAN: Little further.
- Back up, back up, back up.

1599
01:49:20,345 --> 01:49:23,556
[SOBBING]

1600
01:49:23,723 --> 01:49:24,932
BULLOCK:
Feel... I'm upset...

1601
01:49:25,100 --> 01:49:26,308
[BULLOCK & CREW LAUGHING]

1602
01:49:26,476 --> 01:49:29,478
HUDSON: Who are you? What am...?
What am I doing here?

1603
01:49:29,813 --> 01:49:31,480
Stan.

1604
01:49:31,648 --> 01:49:34,733
SHATNER: Don't untie me.
I have another 15 minutes.

1605
01:49:34,901 --> 01:49:36,026
Shh!

1606
01:49:37,737 --> 01:49:40,322
You mentioned something
about breakfast?

1607
01:49:43,535 --> 01:49:45,911
- Unprofessional.
MAN: Still rolling.

1608
01:49:46,079 --> 01:49:48,205
[CREW LAUGHING]

1609
01:49:50,709 --> 01:49:54,378
- Oh, my...
OFFERMAN: Bro! Your mask!

1610
01:49:54,796 --> 01:49:58,007
We need a bunch of rodents.
Squirrels, wombats.

1611
01:49:58,925 --> 01:50:02,678
- Can I go back to the trailer?
MAN: Yeah, yeah.

1612
01:50:04,347 --> 01:50:08,934
- You like the pirate. You wanna kiss him.
KING: Shut up!

1613
01:50:09,102 --> 01:50:10,853
Ow!