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  1. Apartment in Heat
  2.  
  3. >just moved across the country for a new job
  4. >left the girlfriend at home to finish packing and moving out, I had to arrive early to start work
  5. >we decided that it would be a good idea to save up as much as possible so we could afford a home in our new city, so we rented an apartment in the "bad" part of town
  6. >well, not bad per se, but not entirely human. Plenty of people are still pretty prejudiced, but it means the rent here is great so I'm not complaining too much
  7. >The apartment is in an old brick building, only a few stories tall and in good condition all things considered.
  8. >I enter and see a bear of a man - quite literally - slumped against the wall waiting for me
  9. >As I enter he stands tall and approaches, paw outstretched for a handshake
  10. >"Hello, new friend, I am landlord Alexei! Velcome to new home! I hev key right here."
  11. >He looks around expectantly and his smile begins to fade
  12. >"vait, you said it vas two, you and girlfriend, is wrong?"
  13. >"Oh, sorry, I must've forgot to mention. She's still across the country getting everything ready for the move. I had to come early for my job."
  14. >Alexei frowns deeply
  15. >"Is...is that a problem?"
  16. >"No, is no problem, except...Ve hev girls here who live alone and are in that time of year."
  17. >I don't understand what he means and the look on my face must make that plain
  18. >"Heat, my friend, heat. If you hev girlfriend here she has scent on you and is no trouble, but if you are alone..."
  19. >Alexei holds his finger up to say "one moment" and disappears into a small room that looks to be a storage closet of some kind
  20. >When he returns he's carrying a spray bottle with what looks like a large green apple on it
  21. >"Here, I give this to you. You spray around door every day. EVERY day. No trouble. I must go now, wife does not like me to be at property for long time."
  22. >He shoves the bottle and key into my hands and quickly walks out the door, shouting "GOOD LUCK MY FRIEND"
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  24. >clutching the spray Alexei gave me, I walk up the stairs to the second floor where my apartment is
  25. >this being a rather small building there appear to only be four apartments per floor, two on each side
  26. >Almost the instant I step up onto the floor a small bang emanates from one of the doors and it soon flies open
  27. >"NEW PERSON!?" I hear an obviously excited and high pitched voice shout
  28. >A head pokes out of the door and looks about frantically before spotting me
  29. >My new neighbor squeals in delight as she bolts out the door to greet me...and smell me
  30. >She's about 5'1" with distinct orange and peach markings, a stocky build, and breasts much too big for her stature. With her thick white eyebrows and dopey smile she reminds me of the shiba my family owned when I was a child
  31. >"Hi! Hi! Hi!" she repeats as she continues to invade my personal space with her snout
  32. >I barely hear another door open before a cold authoritative voice shouts "Steph! Down girl!"
  33. >A big red ball goes whizzing through the air above my head attracting Steph's attention before making it's way down the stairs with her in hot pursuit.
  34. >I turn to thank my savior, a feline about my height with black glossy fur from head to toe, long black hair tied in a ponytail, and a condescending smirk on her face. In contrast to Stephanie's stocky and stacked build, this girl is lithe and petite.
  35. >"Welcome to the neighborhood, new guy. That big ball of sweet and stupid you just ran into is Stephanie. She's a nice girl, I'm sure you'll like her. Me on the other hand? I'm not so nice."
  36. >She chuckles to herself, seemingly very satisfied with how that came across
  37. >"I see you've got some fun-killing spray there. Got a girlfriend? A wife? She's not too smart to let you come here all by your lonesome."
  38. >"A-a girlfriend" I manage to stammer out as she sashays closer, flicking her tail around me
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  40. >"Well, I'm sure she's a very lucky woman" she says placing a hand on my shoulder
  41. >"Now, you should probably hide away in your room before our neighbors return."
  42. >"Uh..yeah, thanks..." I say as I reach for my keys
  43. >wait, where are they? I could've sworn I just had them
  44. >"Looking for these?" the cat says with a grin creeping across her face, twirling the keys around her finger
  45. >"I don't really need to use keys to get where I want, so you can have them back."
  46. >she tosses the keys to me and turns, running her tail along my chest and then my chin
  47. >"Just be careful I don't steal you away too - I'm Misty by the way. If you ever nee-"
  48. >mid-sentence Misty's interrupted by a loud howl from the remaining occupied apartment.
  49. >her eyes go wide and she quickly shouts "OKGOTTAGOBYE" before shooting into her room with a speed I didn't know was possible.
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  51. >taking my cue from Misty I try to quickly unlock my apartment, I'm not sure I want to know what made that howl that scared her so badly
  52. >I hear heavy footsteps moving towards the remaining door as I desperately fumble with the keys in growing panic
  53. >before I can get the damned things in the lock the door behind me flies open and a huge shadow overtakes me
  54. >"I smell fresh meat!" a husky booming voice cries
  55. >A huge grey-furred hand grabs my shoulder and spins me around to come face-to-chest with a massive wild-looking wolfess
  56. >she leans onto my door, her powerful muscular six-foot-something frame looming over me as she leans in to get a good whiff of me
  57. >due to the size difference this also nearly presses my face into her chest
  58. >"Mmmm, you smell delicious little man. I could just eat. You. Up."
  59. >With this she snaps her jaws just inches from my face, causing me to flinch
  60. >"Hahaha, I love the timid ones. I think you and I are going to have a lot of fun."
  61. >She roughly grabs my junk, eliciting a squeal at a pitch higher than I thought I could make
  62. >"What say we skip the foreplay and just get right down to business, hmm?"
  63. >Finally snapping out of my "dear-in-a-headlights" routine, I push her hand away and slink out from under her
  64. >"Actually, I have a girlfriend, so-"
  65. >"I wasn't asking if you had a girlfriend little man!" the wolf shouts as she crouches down, hands raised like she's about to pounce me, "I was telling you. You and Valerie are gonna have some fun."
  66. >scared out of my mind but finally remembering the bottle in my possession, I spray it at her face as she slowly approaches
  67. >"OH, JESUS FUCK" she cries, recoiling and holding her snout
  68. >"FUCKING ALEXEI AND HIS FUCKING BULLSHIT SPRAY GOD DAMNIT"
  69. >She shakes her head about wildly trying to rid herself of the scent as a familiar voice approaches from the stairs
  70. >"Hey! Leave him alone!" I hear Stephanie shout as she gets between me and Valerie
  71. >the two of them start trading growls, howls and insults as I take the opportunity to finally unlock my apartment and slink inside
  72. >Seven days until my girlfriend arrives and, according to Alexei, I can relax.
  73. >It's going to be a rough week.
  74.  
  75. To be continued...
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