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autistic french twelvie tries his hardest to insult me

Caliber_ May 28th, 2017 51 Never
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  1. Sunday, May 28, 2017
  2. 12:16 AM - laser: hi
  3. 12:17 AM - laser: hello?
  4. 12:17 AM - laser: oh come on you added me less than 2 seconds ago you can't just not say anything
  5. 12:18 AM - laser: dude come on
  6. 12:21 AM - laser: alright goy if you aren't going to respond i'll just remove you
  7. 12:23 AM - laser: add me back when you won't just add me then ignore me
  8. 12:23 AM - laser: peace jewboy
  9. 12:23 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: jewboy? hahaha
  10. 12:23 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: I baked the jews in ovens
  11. 12:23 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: XD
  12. 12:25 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: am I a goy or a jew? Make up your mind buddy?
  13. 12:25 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: *!
  14. 12:27 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: Yes I'm a GoyJew. In other words, I'm either a Blaspheming True Jew, or a Holy / Saintly / Perfect Goy! XD Pick One! :P
  15. 12:38 AM - laser: what the fuck
  16. 12:38 AM - laser: how come the first time steam never told me you sent a message
  17. 12:38 AM - laser: how come it's showing them to me now
  18. 12:38 AM - laser: wtf>?
  19. 12:38 AM - laser: what do you want nignog
  20. 12:40 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: what is nignog? Are you trying to say Nigger Eggnog? I don't understand that slang.
  21. 12:40 AM - laser: what did you add me for
  22. 12:41 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: oh lol just adding random people to fill up my endless friend slots. That's all. Plus I live in Canada, and so do you?
  23. 12:41 AM - laser: are you on your phone or was english not your first language
  24. 12:41 AM - laser: you type slower than my fucking grandmother
  25. 12:41 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: so what?
  26. 12:42 AM - laser: it's fucking retarded when i have to sit here for 3 hours waiting for you to type something that i could type in 10 seconds
  27. 12:42 AM - laser: are you a kid or was english not your first language
  28. 12:42 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: so you're a secretary as your main job? good to know
  29. 12:43 AM - laser: no? i fix fucking computers for a living
  30. 12:43 AM - laser: but i have friends who sell drugs for a living
  31. 12:43 AM - laser: and they type faster than you
  32. 12:43 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: no shit. getting high boosts your senses duh!
  33. 12:44 AM - laser: i'm guessing you're a kid
  34. 12:44 AM - laser: you used XD unironically
  35. 12:44 AM - laser: and don't understand vernacular
  36. 12:44 AM - laser: but you're from canada
  37. 12:44 AM - laser: so you've gotta be <13
  38. 12:44 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: vernacular?
  39. 12:44 AM - laser: you dont even know what vernacular means
  40. 12:44 AM - laser: were you born after 2000
  41. 12:44 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: I don't read dictionaries for fun
  42. 12:44 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: I'm not a lwyer
  43. 12:45 AM - laser: if you passed fucking middle school you would learn what vernacular means
  44. 12:45 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: *lawyer
  45. 12:45 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: I like you
  46. 12:46 AM - laser: i don't think i like you
  47. 12:45 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: You are a perfect victim for my trolling.
  48. 12:46 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: You mad bro? You mad?
  49. 12:46 AM - laser: what are you an oscar cool fanboy
  50. 12:46 AM - laser: i don't think you understand how trolling works bud
  51. 12:47 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: many definitions for trolling
  52. 12:47 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: people with short fuses are perfect troll bait
  53. 12:47 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: ;)
  54. 12:48 AM - laser: hey bud
  55. 12:48 AM - laser: do you know how to troll people
  56. 12:48 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: "what are you an oscar cool fanboy" <-- No question mark. Never learned grammer?
  57. 12:49 AM - laser: i'm not going to put effort into a conversation where the other person is braindead
  58. 12:49 AM - laser: plus if i used punctuation you probably wouldn't be able to comprehend what i was saying
  59. 12:50 AM - laser: since you haven't finished middle school
  60. 12:50 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: Oh I get it know. You're a Jew, that's why you wear a funny head piece, & are so cranky
  61. 12:50 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: *now
  62. 12:50 AM - laser: are you one of those french niggers
  63. 12:50 AM - laser: go back to france, get the fuck out of canada
  64. 12:51 AM - laser: you guys ruined this country more than trudeau
  65. 12:52 AM - laser has changed their name to total dogshit.
  66. 12:51 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: it's cauld freedom fried frenchy
  67. 12:52 AM - total dogshit: you remind me of someone i used to know
  68. 12:52 AM - total dogshit: they spouted autistic memes and spelled shit wrong on purpose because i made fun of their grammar errors
  69. 12:52 AM - total dogshit: i removed them
  70. 12:53 AM - total dogshit: because they were autistic
  71. 12:53 AM - total dogshit: severely autistic
  72. 12:52 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: I'm one of those Muslims who love to rape German girls in Germany. :P
  73. 12:53 AM - total dogshit: nice text face kiddo
  74. 12:53 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: huh?
  75. 12:53 AM - total dogshit: ":P"
  76. 12:53 AM - total dogshit: twelvie confirmed
  77. 12:54 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: I'm mildly autistic to be honest. You're not insulting me
  78. 12:54 AM - total dogshit: no kiddo
  79. 12:54 AM - total dogshit: you're SEVERELY autistic
  80. 12:55 AM - total dogshit: you're just denying it
  81. 12:55 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: only chilren cuss as much as you do
  82. 12:55 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: *children
  83. 12:55 AM - total dogshit: no?
  84. 12:55 AM - total dogshit: are you actually blind?
  85. 12:55 AM - total dogshit: do you SEE my profile picture
  86. 12:55 AM - total dogshit: my beard
  87. 12:55 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: Your head exploded because I used grammer
  88. 12:56 AM - total dogshit: dude can you move real quick
  89. 12:56 AM - total dogshit: your autism is blocking out the sun
  90. 12:56 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: what of it? your beard I mean?
  91. 12:57 AM - total dogshit: what?
  92. 12:57 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: autism doesn't block the sun, fat fucks do. You fat bro?
  93. 12:58 AM - total dogshit: this is
  94. 12:58 AM - total dogshit: this has to be bait
  95. 12:58 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: total dogshit: do you SEE my profile picture
  96. total dogshit: my beard
  97. 12:58 AM - total dogshit: there's no way someone is this autistic in real life
  98. 12:58 AM - total dogshit: no way
  99. 12:58 AM - total dogshit: tell me this is bait
  100. 12:59 AM - total dogshit: and you aren't really this fucking retarded irl
  101. 12:59 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: Your IQ is clearly far below 90. 60 maybe?
  102. 1:00 AM - total dogshit: keep talking
  103. 1:00 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: it's clearly working. taking my bait hook line & sinker :P
  104. 1:01 AM - total dogshit: keep talking bud
  105. 1:01 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: Soooo what's your beard on your profile pic suppose to mean? I don't get that one comment you made
  106. 1:03 AM - total dogshit: jeba moj ti usporiti?
  107. 1:03 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: what kind of voodoo language is that? Do you voodoo jew?
  108. 1:04 AM - total dogshit: jesti moji govno
  109. 1:04 AM - total dogshit: peder
  110. 1:04 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: You my mater facker
  111. 1:04 AM - total dogshit: jebes svoju majku
  112. 1:04 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: speaking in tongues are we? You might actually be holier then me!
  113. 1:05 AM - total dogshit: umre u pozaru masti
  114. 1:05 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: I don't speak that high level of Enochian language ;)
  115. 1:05 AM - total dogshit: u oblake lete
  116. 1:06 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: Oh Kingon?!? Hahahaa You Nerdy Treky Jew you! XD
  117. 1:07 AM - total dogshit: i want you to go on voice chat right now and tell me you're not 12
  118. 1:08 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: I had an adept witch spew out gibberish curse words in the past. I read it all in a low voice, with resonance & still felt nothing after.
  119. 1:08 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: Your magick is weak
  120. 1:08 AM - total dogshit: your autism is strong
  121. 1:09 AM - total dogshit: pick up gayboy
  122. 1:08 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: No mic buddy.
  123. 1:09 AM - total dogshit: dont care
  124. 1:09 AM - total dogshit: pick up
  125. 1:09 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: Can't chat when I have no mic
  126. 1:09 AM - total dogshit: laptops from 2009 have built in mics
  127. 1:09 AM - total dogshit: if i can call you you have a mic
  128. 1:09 AM - total dogshit: pick up
  129. 1:10 AM - total dogshit: what's wrong little boy?
  130. 1:10 AM - total dogshit: scared?
  131. 1:10 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: click... hello? hello? damn prankers! *hangs up*
  132. 1:10 AM - total dogshit: scared to show me your little 12 year old boy voice?
  133. 1:10 AM - total dogshit: huh?
  134. 1:10 AM - total dogshit: what's that?
  135. 1:10 AM - total dogshit: you're autistic?
  136. 1:10 AM - total dogshit: thought so.
  137. 1:11 AM - total dogshit: pick up the call aspie i want to talk to your mom
  138. 1:11 AM - total dogshit: tell her how bad of a little boy you've been online
  139. 1:12 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: my headphone volume is at low, & has been this whole time. so this ramdom ring is a psycholical sign of desperation.
  140. 1:13 AM - total dogshit: sorry i don't speak autism
  141. 1:13 AM - total dogshit: you're gonna have to use a human language to speak to me
  142. 1:13 AM - total dogshit: i got resmo open kid pick up the call
  143. 1:13 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: You don't think I have friends in high places jew? XD
  144. 1:14 AM - total dogshit: no you don't because you're literally 12 years old
  145. 1:14 AM - total dogshit: nobody that young knows anyone worth knowing
  146. 1:14 AM - total dogshit: what are you gonna say next?
  147. 1:14 AM - total dogshit: your dad works for valve?
  148. 1:14 AM - total dogshit: kids used to say that all the time on xbox live 7 years ago
  149. 1:14 AM - total dogshit: you should go back to xbl
  150. 1:14 AM - total dogshit: fuck off of steam
  151. 1:15 AM - total dogshit: and take your autism with you
  152. 1:15 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: My mother is a religious piece of worthless shit, so tell her whatever you want & I'll even agree with you just to abuse her more. lmao
  153. 1:15 AM - total dogshit: mhm
  154. 1:15 AM - total dogshit: pick up and put your mom on
  155. 1:16 AM - total dogshit: i want to talk to your mommy
  156. 1:16 AM - total dogshit: is she changing your diaper right now?
  157. 1:17 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: My netbook doesn't have a built-in mic you idiot. :P Show's how much you know.
  158. 1:18 AM - total dogshit: i still knew you were on a laptop fatso
  159. 1:19 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: OK, I won't tell you my actual age, 'cause it's not your business to know, but I can tell you I'm over 30 years old buddy.
  160. 1:19 AM - total dogshit: AHAHAHHAHAHA no way
  161. 1:19 AM - total dogshit: nobody that old is as autistic as you
  162. 1:19 AM - total dogshit: unless they're a furry but you're not a furry
  163. 1:19 AM - total dogshit: you're just fucking braindead
  164. 1:20 AM - total dogshit: i have a friend with autism
  165. 1:20 AM - total dogshit: and he's actually 30
  166. 1:20 AM - total dogshit: you cant even tell he has autim
  167. 1:20 AM - total dogshit: autism
  168. 1:20 AM - total dogshit: your autism shines through
  169. 1:20 AM - The trade request was cancelled.
  170. 1:21 AM - The trade request was cancelled.
  171. 1:21 AM - The trade request was cancelled.
  172. 1:21 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar did not respond to the trade request.
  173. 1:21 AM - total dogshit: cmon kiddo
  174. 1:22 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar did not respond to the trade request.
  175. 1:22 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: You're a low vibrational pleb. Your character shows it
  176. 1:22 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar did not respond to the trade request.
  177. 1:22 AM - total dogshit: and you're a massively autistic child
  178. 1:23 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar did not respond to the trade request.
  179. 1:23 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar did not respond to the trade request.
  180. 1:23 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: you probably had those kind of parents that let you watch whatever you wanted as a child, & now your less controlable by authority figures, which means sooner or later you're the type that'll go to prison for acting all alpha male in all the wrong places. ;)
  181. 1:24 AM - total dogshit: no, my parents were strict as fuck and also weren't autistic millenials, which means i learned to know my fucking place and to know when something is bullshit and when it's not
  182. 1:24 AM - total dogshit: i also learned not to be fucking retarded
  183. 1:27 AM - total dogshit: you still type like you have bubblegum in your fucking brain dude holy shit go faster
  184. 1:28 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar: OK then you're the type who have ultra strict parents that locked you up in the cellar for the first 18 years of your life, & you learned normal people skills at 19 on-ward, & that explains how a fully grown adult can act as childish as you. Did you also abuse you pets? I see the symptoms clearly... :)
  185. 1:28 AM - total dogshit: dude it takes you 13 years to type not even a paragraph
  186. 1:28 AM - total dogshit: learn to fucking type
  187. 1:29 AM - total dogshit: and no, i don't abuse pets, i'm not fucking retarded like you
  188. 1:29 AM - total dogshit: sausage magnet
  189. 1:29 AM - total dogshit: i'm done talking to you, i've got other people who i can actually get a reaction out of rather than fucking autistic losers who just use text faces and will probably give me their autism if i hang around them too long
  190. 1:30 AM - total dogshit: and i didnt even get to grab your IP
  191. 1:30 AM - total dogshit: shame
  192. 1:30 AM - total dogshit: bye autist pete
  193. 1:30 AM - Lucifer HighVibe MorningStar is now Offline.
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