10101-J Int/Skill 7

SCP-10101 and O5-13 enter the guard station overlooking SCP-682's chamber. SCP-10101 takes a nonchalant look at SCP-682.

SCP-10101: (dismissively) So what's this guy's deal?

O5-13: That's SCP-682. We have been trying to destroy it for years now. It regenerates from everything we throw at it; our brightest minds are stymied.

SCP-10101: (rolls eyes) Oh puhleeeeze. What'd you ever do without me? I bet I could take this guy down in ten seconds. Open the door!

O5-13: Impossible! Are you crazy? We'll all die! Nobody can possibly face SCP-682 and survive!

SCP-10101: Look, pal, drop the bureaucracy and just trust me, dammit! I know what I'm doing!

O5-13: …Everyone, do as he says.

SCP-10101 enters SCP-682's chamber. Immediate panic reaction from SCP-682.

[DATA EXPUNGED]

[EXPUNGEMENT DATED]

[YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE OLDER]

D-class attendants enter chamber to remove lifeless corpse of SCP-682.

SCP-10101: What'd I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat. I'd never leave the Foundation hangin'. I'd say I'm twenty (20) percent cooler than any one of you.

O5-13: …You know, there's no reason there can't be fourteen O5's

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