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- >I woke up to the smell of breakfast cooking.
- >And to an incredibly itchy feeling in my general lower areas.
- >I groaned in discomfort and glanced down at myself.
- >Ugh, gross.
- >Dried shit, all up and down my legs.
- >I had been with women before I came to Equestria and none of them had orgasms as messy as this.
- >It would be fine if I had cleaned myself afterwards, but... I didn't.
- >BANG
- >The door to my room was flung open and Spike walked in wearing a bright pink apron.
- >"Morning Anon! Breakfast is rea-- "
- >"..."
- >Shit.
- >The purple dragon's cheeks became flushed red as I scrambled to cover myself.
- >I threw a pillow at him.
- "Bucking knock next time, Spike!"
- >He backed out of the room, his little dragon dick peeking out from it's sheath.
- >So that's where he hid it.
- >I thought about what had just happened for a second.
- >Did I just... Turn him on?
- >As far as I knew, he was straight.
- >Or at least, the only creature he had shown any affection for was Rarity.
- >Never gonna happen, but it was hilarious to watch him try and woo her while she tried to let him down softly in her own way.
- >Which was by pretending she didn't notice his affection at all.
- >Whatever.
- >He had apparently cooked me breakfast, so he was alright on my account.
- >Besides the fact that he didn't knock.
- >I fucking hate people who don't knock.
- >I am the one who knocks.
- >Emphasis on the "one" bit.
- >No one in this town has any semblance of privacy.
- >I pulled myself out of bed and walked to the small en suite attached to the room.
- >I really noticed my height difference now.
- >I had to plop my hooves up on the bench to even see my face at all.
- >I tried to get a good look at myself in the mirror, but it didn't work.
- >I pulled my stool up and stood on it.
- >It was a bit of a balancing act, but you know.
- >I live life on the edge.
- >I washed my face, splashing the cool refreshing water on me when I remembered the reason why I was here in the first place.
- >Clean your legs, retard.
- >I hopped down and walked over to the shower, turning the nob.
- >Luckily this dried stuff washed out pretty easily, even when dried.
- >I'd still like to clean myself before it dried next time.
- >When I was done, I turned off the tap and walked out of the room.
- >When I got to the kitchen, Spike was nowhere to be seen, but the breakfast he made was waiting on the table.
- >Fucker better not be jacking off right now.
- >I heard some muffled voices through a nearby door.
- >I couldn't hear what they were saying, so I walked closer.
- >Pressing my ear up against the door, I heard a few fleeting muffled words.
- >"...and don't fuck it up this time, alright? I've had enough of you ruining every job we run, and this one is fucking huge."
- >"S-sorry, boss."
- >I heard a muffled rumble, like someone was rolling around on the floor.
- >"Mmmmff!"
- >Who was that?
- >"Shut him up!"
- >A loud thwack.
- >Silence.
- >Oh shit, someone was getting kidnapped!
- >I slammed open the door.
- >By which I mean I tried to slam open the door, but it was made of a heavy wood, so I just smacked into the door as it slowly creaked open.
- >Curse this weak body.
- >Inside, two griffons wearing black balaclavas stood above a seemingly unconscious Spike, tied up with rope and blind folded.
- "Stop right there!"
- >One of the griffons turned to the other and chuckled.
- >"Or what, kid?"
- >I puffed up my chest.
- >Crap. He was right.
- >Or what?
- >I couldn't do anything to stop them.
- >Griffons were just as strong as I was as a human, but there was no way I could do anything like this!
- >And there was /two/ of them.
- >"Yeah, I thought so. If you know what's good for ya, you'll pretend you never saw this."
- >The two griffons grabbed Spike by the legs and unceremoniously dragged him out the window with them.
- >I stood there, silent and un-moving.
- >Well, not exactly.
- >My legs were shaking.
- >I was absolutely terrified, and it had taken me that long to realize what I had been feeling.
- >What the hell?
- >I had never been scared by something before!
- >Well, sorry, that's a lie.
- >Nothing in Equestria.
- >I collapsed to the floor and began to cry.
- >Why?
- >Why was I acting like this?
- >I'd never acted like this before!
- >Bet it's this fucking stupid body.
- "S-s-stupid body. S-stupid Twilight!"
- >"What did I do wrong?"
- >I spun around.
- "Twilight!"
- >I ran to her and threw my hooves around her.
- >She froze up.
- >"G-Glass? What's wrong?"
- "Th-these g-g-griffons came in and th-they..."
- >My mind relived the last few moments.
- >"What did they do, Glass."
- "They took Spike!"
- >"What!?"
- >She pushed me away and ran into the other room.
- >She turned back to me, her face filled with rage.
- >"WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THEM, ANON!?"
- "I-I-I..."
- >Tears welled up in my eyes.
- >"Oh no."
- >She walked up to me, but I backed away.
- >I was feeling it again.
- >Fear.
- >Why?
- >"I'm sorry, Glass, this... This isn't your fault."
- >She approached me again and pulled me into a hug which I accepted.
- >"We'll... We'll figure this out."
- >I let my tears flow for the first time in my life.
- >I'd never let myself cry.
- >I always kept this masculine appearance, but I didn't even have a choice this time.
- >"I just don't get it. Who would want spike?"
- >I pulled away from the hug and wiped the tears from my face.
- >I thought about it for a second.
- >Who would want Spike?
- >And who would want to kidnap the number one assistant of the fucking princess?
- >Unless...
- >He was a dragon.
- >How many other dragons had I seen while in Equestria?
- >None.
- >Let alone a baby dragon.
- >He was rare.
- >And probably expensive.
- "Twilight... I think I know why they took Spike."
- >"You do?"
- "Do you know anything about rare animal trading in Equestria?"
- >"well, I know it's not common at all, but it does happen some time. What does that have to do with... Oh no. No no no!"
- "What are we gonna do?"
- >"Uh... We... Uh... Glass! I think I might need to hire you one more time."
- >There has to be something around here.
- >Something that they left behind...
- >There!
- >A small sheet of paper.
- >Well, more like a scrap.
- >I pulled up the magnifying glass that Twilight had lent me
- >Yes!
- >Looks like that Griffon had "Fucked up" again!
- >It was a matchbook for a bar.
- >I flicked it open, but there was nothing inside but matches.
- >No matter, I had a lead now.
- "Twilight, check this out!"
- >She walked over to me and took the matchbox with her magic.
- "Unless Spike has been going through a rebellious smoking phase, then this was left behind by those griffons."
- >"So what now?"
- "Well, we need to check out the bar. Do you recognize the name?"
- >"The... Spit Jar? I can't really say that I do..."
- >The Spit Jar...
- >I hadn't heard the name before, but It definitely wasn't in Ponyville.
- >There wasn't exactly google in this world, so I couldn't google where it was.
- >Maybe...
- "Twilight, is there a phonebook for any of the nearby cities?"
- >"Of course!"
- >Baltimare.
- >I got arrested last time I was here while on a job
- >It was a city filled with dirty streets and dirty ponies
- >No idea why anyone would want to live here.
- >Twilight and I disembarked from the train and made our way out of the station.
- >"Okay, Glass! I've got our itinerary planned out to the minute! At 1200, we will check into the Solid Stone Inn, at 1215, we'll have lunch! At 1300, we have-"
- "Twilight! You don't need to plan every second of our day!"
- >"Maybe not, but one day, you'll have needed a list and regret not making it!"
- "Sure. Got any place on that list for investigating?"
- >"Of course I do! But, uh... There's something we have to talk about."
- "What?"
- >"The place we're following this lead at is a bar, right?"
- "Yeah?"
- >"You're underage."
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