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Sleepinitrian Odyssey

Bigwood Jan 11th, 2012 80 Never
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  1. [20:06:39] <Paradox> As EL DOCTOR catches up to the others, he sees a strange sight
  2. [20:07:43] <Bokor> (EL DOCTORO)
  3. [20:07:47] <Dr_Floyd> "Vat."
  4. [20:07:51] <Paradox> Bobcore and Tsvaicore panting and sweating as they catch their breath, bits and pieces of spider mechas surrounding them.
  5. [20:08:23] <Paradox> Alcyone and Wyl are plastered against the wall by a semi-transparent sticky substance. Seems the spiders had a glue cannon.
  6. [20:08:30] <Paradox> They seem pretty out of it.
  7. [20:09:14] <Bokor> "Well at least they wern't modeled after joltiks.  Those things are hateful little devil bugs."
  8. [20:09:18] <Tsvai> "......welp."
  9. [20:09:26] <Tsvai> "That wasn't so bad! I just need a night to rest."
  10. [20:09:34] <Dr_Floyd> "'ey you... 'ow can i turn zese off?" Floyd says while poking his Sunglasshat.
  11. [20:10:02] <Bokor> "Turn what off, we broke them all!"
  12. [20:11:00] <Tsvai> "They smell like smoke and burning metal!"
  13. [20:11:32] <Dr_Floyd> "Zhere must be other machines, of course."
  14. [20:11:37] <Paradox> "They seem pretty well busted up. I -told- them the Ariados Models weren't meant for combat!"
  15. [20:11:46] <Tsvai> "Who said that?"
  16. [20:12:05] <Paradox> "Stupid ... they're supposed to be for recon and infiltration ... dumb jerks ... using my robots wrong ... "
  17. [20:12:29] <Bokor> "Why is your hat talking."
  18. [20:12:34] <Bokor> It's less a question, more a statement.
  19. [20:14:53] <Paradox> "Hello wrinkly brown human! You may call me The Professor."
  20. [20:15:17] <Bokor> "...I-..."
  21. [20:15:27] <Bokor> "Let's just go beat the shit out of this hound, I don't even wanna know."
  22. [20:16:13] <Paradox> "The Hound? Pft!"
  23. [20:16:32] <Paradox> "You cannot hope to beat the hound! I implore you to run away. That would be a much better tactical decision!"
  24. [20:17:15] <Dr_Floyd> "Ve just need to retrieve a core piece." Floyd says while adjusting Professorhat. "'e is... A defector. Und someone vho really detests Pancakes." The last bit aimed obviously at Tsvai.
  25. [20:17:57] <Tsvai> "WHAT"
  26. [20:17:58] <Bokor> "The damn dog probably has the piece anyway."
  27. [20:18:00] <Tsvai> "WHAT"
  28. [20:18:06] <Tsvai> "HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK"
  29. [20:20:35] <Paradox> "Pancakes are nothing more than empty carbs doused in sucrose!"
  30. [20:20:57] <Bokor> "We really gonna discuss pastries when we got a world to save?"
  31. [20:22:07] <Paradox> The library doors are only a couple of feet away
  32. [20:22:49] <Bokor> "I mean shit, we gotta go back through there anyway to get out of here, don't we?"
  33. [20:23:04] <Tsvai> "We're not doing so hot, though, and Boss Lady and the love of my life are pretty beat up!"
  34. [20:23:30] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh, let's just kill ze stupid 'ond and grab ze core piece. But first, ve should remove zose two from zheir trappings!"
  35. [20:24:03] <Bokor> "Right, right, gotta get them down at least," he releases the twins.  "See if you guys can cut those two goofs down."
  36. [20:24:50] <Paradox> They nod, and scramble over each other to cut them down.
  37. [20:25:24] <Tsvai> "Hey, Professor Hat!"
  38. [20:25:31] <Tsvai> "Are there any healing machines here?"
  39. [20:26:04] <Paradox> "Uhm. There's one on the top floor! But I don't think you have time..."
  40. [20:26:15] <Bokor> "Keep in mind we got people waitin' on us outside to get this shit over with."
  41. [20:27:24] <Bokor> "And hell, we only really gotta carry Alcyone.  Floyd's got Wyl to a Pokeball anyway."
  42. [20:28:41] <Paradox> Just as the twins manage to get both of them down, an alarm starts blaring
  43. [20:28:52] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze ball is vith miss Tsvai actually." He waves at her. "Give me it!"
  44. [20:28:54] <Paradox> BEEEEOOP. BEEEEOOP. BEEEEEEOOOOP.
  45. [20:28:59] <Tsvai> "Here!"
  46. [20:29:03] <Tsvai> And so she does.
  47. [20:29:12] <Bokor> "Ah hell!" He slings Alcyone over one of his shoulders.  "We gotta get movin', damn it!"
  48. [20:31:12] * Dr_Floyd returns Wyl to his Friend Ball! "Vell, if i 'ad an 'eal Ball zis could save us from grief!" He says while heading with the others!
  49. [20:31:35] <Paradox> As you burst into the library
  50. [20:31:51] <Paradox> You see a black Raikou
  51. [20:32:33] <Paradox> Its head is lying on the floor, about two feet from its body, in a pool of blood.
  52. [20:32:50] <Dr_Floyd> "'oly scheisse!"
  53. [20:32:50] <Bokor> "...Well then."
  54. [20:33:04] <Tsvai> "Um."
  55. [20:33:13] <Paradox> Abelar Aegon is sitting in a nearby library chair, wiping his greatsword free of blood.
  56. [20:33:31] <Paradox> "Did you get the prisoners out?"
  57. [20:33:57] <Bokor> "Sure did, they're back in Ivyhollow by now."
  58. [20:34:31] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell zat is... Anticlimatic, but convenient."
  59. [20:36:04] <Tsvai> "About the fact that you're about to be tried by the noose...."
  60. [20:36:56] <Paradox> "Not yet I'm not."
  61. [20:37:06] <Paradox> "I mean ... that had been the plan ... "
  62. [20:37:12] <Tsvai> "You've got one last chance to back down."
  63. [20:37:15] <Paradox> "But you have proved to be rather SLOW."
  64. [20:37:29] <Tsvai> "Consider that we did get the rest of the cores....alone."
  65. [20:37:44] <Paradox> He shakes his head. "No, I don't. The contract is binding."
  66. [20:37:44] <Tsvai> "That dead Raikou? Yeah, the old man's pulled something like that."
  67. [20:37:55] <Tsvai> "Should've read the fine print, then."
  68. [20:38:30] <Paradox> "I don't doubt your skill, Miss Tsvai. But I'm not going to put all our eggs in your basket."
  69. [20:38:40] * Tsvai coils her mindwhip, and tightens the chains near the handle, causing the weapon to erupt with sparks and latent psychic power. "You chose poorly, you know?"
  70. [20:38:48] <Bokor> "Well, shit, was gonna chuck this weird purple ball at that thing for shits n' gigs, so much for that plan."
  71. [20:38:49] <Paradox> He suddenly stands up, and grabs his great-sword.
  72. [20:39:25] <Paradox> Aaaand then he brings it down on the red core crystal on the table, shattering it and the table beneath.
  73. [20:39:26] * Dr_Floyd shrugs as he holds the Pok├ęball belt. "You force us to zat, Ser?"
  74. [20:39:32] * Bokor lowers Alcyone into a nearby chair. "It ain't that easy to say 'no' to the Gods, Tsvai. If this is what must happen, then let it be."
  75. [20:39:44] <Bokor> "..."
  76. [20:39:54] <Tsvai> "Oh, before we get this over with, I've got one thing to add."
  77. [20:39:57] <Bokor> "Ah shit."
  78. [20:40:26] <Paradox> "You've got a few minutes to get ot the teleporter before the planet blows up. Now that the alarm has gone off, you're going to have to fight your way to it. Certainly not enough time to waste with me here."
  79. [20:40:45] <Paradox> He begins to walk out of the library, towards the far door.
  80. [20:40:55] <Tsvai> "...."
  81. [20:40:57] <Tsvai> "Welp."
  82. [20:40:59] <Bokor> "...Hm."
  83. [20:41:00] <Dr_Floyd> "...'Planet Blows up'?"
  84. [20:41:02] <Tsvai> "Maybe not so poorly, then."
  85. [20:41:05] <Tsvai> "Let's hop to it!"
  86. [20:41:39] <Bokor> "Perhaps he ain't bound do that damn Spiritomb then, right, then..." Up Alcyone goes again as he darts off.
  87. [20:41:41] <Anise> (auuugh I overslept)
  88. [20:41:47] <Anise> (what I miss)
  89. [20:41:55] <Paradox> ( oh, good timing )
  90. [20:41:59] <Dr_Floyd> "Scheisse! Let's 'urry!" And with that the doctor turns away from the Library and runs the shit out of dodge.
  91. [20:42:02] <Tsvai> ( We basically just started, and we've got a chase scene out of here. )
  92. [20:42:12] <Tsvai> "Gotta move fast, then!"
  93. [20:42:14] <Bokor> (I'm currently carrying you D:)
  94. [20:42:18] <Anise> (oh boy)
  95. [20:42:37] * Anise wakes up to old man arms, shrieks, and hops to her own feet.
  96. [20:42:38] <Paradox> ( Sir Abelar just destroyed the core, meteors are coming, you've got a few minutes to get to the teleporter Connor set up in the foyer )
  97. [20:43:24] <Bokor> "Oh, now you wake up!"
  98. [20:43:50] * Tsvai -flees-. She's pretty fast!
  99. [20:45:55] <Paradox> Tsvai is the first to turn the corner and run into the pair of Electibots blocking the hall
  100. [20:46:22] <Paradox> "HALT, INTRUDER. REMAIN STILL AND PREPARE TO BE DISINTEGRATED."
  101. [20:46:50] <Tsvai> "You first!"
  102. [20:47:34] * Alcyone rounds the corner!
  103. [20:47:35] <Paradox> "NO!"
  104. [20:48:02] <Tsvai> "I like my argument better!"
  105. [20:48:12] <Paradox> It points its two wire things from over its shoulder at Tsvai!
  106. [20:48:14] <Paradox> (combaaat)
  107. [20:48:16] * Tsvai releases the Biggest of Booms!
  108. [20:48:26] <Alcyone> (us too?)
  109. [20:48:31] <Paradox> ( yes all y'all )
  110. [20:48:44] * Dr_Floyd releases Emet and readies himself to kick metal ass!
  111. [20:49:08] <Bokor> "Let's just bust them up," he says as he draws the fire sword, and releases Kasim ( 10 DEX, 24 speed)
  112. [20:49:10] <Dr_Floyd> (Speed 6, Dex 10)
  113. [20:49:22] <Tsvai> ( Dex 28, Speed 36 )
  114. [20:49:47] <Alcyone> dex 8 speed 30 Elazul
  115. [20:50:11] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone |  BIG BOOM! 36, Electibots,  Elazul 30, Kasim 24, Emet 6'
  116. [20:50:32] <Paradox> Tsvai's turn!
  117. [20:51:40] * Tsvai whirls her whip over her head before sending a flaming tornado at one of the electibots!
  118. [20:51:45] <Tsvai> 1d20 Fire Spin
  119. [20:51:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Fire Spin: 14 [1d20=14]
  120. [20:52:12] <Tsvai> 1d12+9 fire damage and trapped
  121. [20:52:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, fire damage and trapped: 19 [1d12=10]
  122. [20:52:27] <Paradox> Bob's turn!
  123. [20:52:36] <Tsvai> 1d4+1 rounds trapped
  124. [20:52:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, rounds trapped: 2 [1d4=1]
  125. [20:52:45] * Bokor charges one of the robots and slashes the at it!
  126. [20:52:46] <Tsvai> "Trap them and run! Don't stick around!"
  127. [20:52:48] <Bokor> 1d20 ac4
  128. [20:52:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac4: 10 [1d20=10]
  129. [20:52:56] <Bokor> 3d20+8 fire damage
  130. [20:52:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, fire damage: 35 [3d20=10,5,12]
  131. [20:54:10] * Dr_Floyd grabs a strange syringe and injects it on Emet. It somehow increases his dogfighting abilities! (Using the Acrobatics VM)
  132. [20:54:41] <Bokor> "How do you even do that to a golem."
  133. [20:54:45] <Bokor> "That makes no sense!"
  134. [20:54:49] <Alcyone> "Don't ask silly questions."
  135. [20:55:09] <Bokor> "Ain't the least bit silly!"
  136. [20:55:10] <Paradox> Alcyone!
  137. [20:55:26] <Alcyone> (how blocking of the hallway are they)
  138. [20:55:28] <Dr_Floyd> "You ask me!"
  139. [20:55:29] <Tsvai> "Trap and run!"
  140. [20:55:33] <Paradox> very
  141. [20:55:36] <Alcyone> (could a person conceivably run through)
  142. [20:55:42] <Paradox> with a dex check, yes
  143. [20:55:46] <Paradox> you could duck under their arms
  144. [20:55:48] <Paradox> and get through
  145. [20:55:51] <Alcyone> (bonus for being invisible?)
  146. [20:55:55] <Paradox> yes
  147. [20:55:58] <Paradox> +5
  148. [20:56:03] <Paradox> TN 12
  149. [20:56:16] * Alcyone vanishes and charges through the Electibots!
  150. [20:56:20] <Alcyone> 1d20+3 lololol
  151. [20:56:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, lololol: 6 [1d20=3]
  152. [20:56:24] <Alcyone> lololol :c
  153. [20:56:31] * Alcyone is CLOTHESLINED.
  154. [20:56:39] <Paradox> unintentionally, to boot!
  155. [20:56:52] <Bokor> "This ain't airship surgery here."
  156. [20:56:55] * Alcyone reappears. :C
  157. [20:57:01] <Paradox> BIG
  158. [20:57:02] <Paradox> BOOM
  159. [20:57:14] <Paradox> BIG BIG BIG BIG BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
  160. [20:57:21] <Tsvai> "Big Boom! Wreck their shit!"
  161. [20:57:29] <Dr_Floyd> (man i could do like time where floyd fucking slid through the Regirock's legs)
  162. [20:57:30] <Paradox> BIGA BOOM BOOM BIGA BIGA BOOM
  163. [20:57:42] <Dr_Floyd> (though that 20 will never repeat)
  164. [20:57:51] <Tsvai> The floating Electrode barrels down the hallway and attempts to crush the puny Electrobots with his considerable size!
  165. [20:57:59] <Tsvai> 1d20 MOTHAFUCKIN' ROCK WRECKING BOTH
  166. [20:57:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, MOTHAFUCKIN' ROCK WRECKING BOTH: 3 [1d20=3]
  167. [20:58:09] <Alcyone> (want me to pc?)
  168. [20:58:11] <Tsvai> ( fuck my -life- )
  169. [20:58:17] <Tsvai> ( Yes. This is probably our way out. )
  170. [20:58:26] <Alcyone> (do it)
  171. [20:58:30] <Tsvai> 1d20 MOTHAFUCKIN' ROCK WRECKING BOTH
  172. [20:58:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, MOTHAFUCKIN' ROCK WRECKING BOTH: 17 [1d20=17]
  173. [20:58:35] <Alcyone> (:3)
  174. [20:58:54] <Bokor> (I got flamethrower and heat wave as well, even if that doesn't plow them down.)
  175. [20:59:10] <Alcyone> (I've got my drill that will pierce the robots)
  176. [20:59:12] <Tsvai> 5d12+30+12+5
  177. [20:59:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, 5d12+30+12+5: 80 [5d12=1,9,3,10,10]
  178. [20:59:22] <Tsvai> "Big Boom! Clear us a path!"
  179. [20:59:28] <Paradox> The Ditto hat wiggles around a little bit!
  180. [20:59:44] * Alcyone manages to duck out of the way of Big Boom somehow.
  181. [21:00:04] <Paradox> BAAAAMF
  182. [21:00:21] <Tsvai> "Knock their shit silly!"
  183. [21:00:24] <Paradox> Big Boom smashes into both of the Electibots, smashing them to smithereeens!
  184. [21:01:03] * Tsvai returns Big Boom! and keeps running!
  185. [21:01:08] <Paradox> You run along the hallway....
  186. [21:01:13] <Alcyone> Elazul is less than elated about not getting to smash stuff up :c
  187. [21:01:23] <Paradox> Before coming upon more robots!
  188. [21:01:35] <Alcyone> (<Elazul> :D)
  189. [21:01:58] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone |  BIG BOOM! 36, Electibots x 2,  Elazul 30, Kasim 24, Magmortarbot x 2, Emet 6, Ariadosbots x 2'
  190. [21:02:18] <Paradox> There's two more Electibots, two Magmortarbots, and two of the Ariadosbots!
  191. [21:02:35] <Paradox> The Electibots get the jump and...
  192. [21:03:10] <Paradox> 1d20 tsvai, boom, elazul
  193. [21:03:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, tsvai, boom, elazul: 2 [1d20=2]
  194. [21:03:17] <Paradox> nope.avi
  195. [21:03:27] <Paradox> 1d20 alcyone, floyd, kasim
  196. [21:03:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, alcyone, floyd, kasim: 5 [1d20=5]
  197. [21:03:39] <Paradox> hits alcyone but not the others!
  198. [21:03:51] <Paradox> 2d12+32
  199. [21:03:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d12+32: 43 [2d12=6,5]
  200. [21:04:04] <Paradox> Alcyone is hit by a strange beam of BUGGY energy!
  201. [21:04:10] <Paradox> Elazul's turn!
  202. [21:04:37] <Alcyone> Elazul dives at one of the magmortar bots!
  203. [21:04:40] <Alcyone> 1d20 DRILL RUN
  204. [21:04:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, DRILL RUN: 11 [1d20=11]
  205. [21:04:50] <Alcyone> (aww, not a crit)
  206. [21:05:02] <Tsvai> ( It's a pass, though! )
  207. [21:05:09] <Tsvai> ( ISn't it? )
  208. [21:05:15] <Alcyone> (n)
  209. [21:05:19] <Alcyone> (for whatever reason)
  210. [21:05:26] <Alcyone> 2d12+16+36+10
  211. [21:05:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d12+16+36+10: 77 [2d12=5,10]
  212. [21:05:31] <Tsvai> ( That is -weird- )
  213. [21:05:45] <Bokor> (how many could I hit with a 1meter column?)
  214. [21:05:59] <Paradox> Elazul spin in the air like a drill, ramming his beak up the magmortar bot's ... eye.
  215. [21:06:15] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone |  BIG BOOM! 36, Electibots x 2,  Elazul 30, Kasim 24, Emet 6, Ariadosbots x 2'
  216. [21:06:30] <Paradox> Kasim!
  217. [21:06:42] <Dr_Floyd> (What about the other magmarbot?)
  218. [21:07:19] <Alcyone> (exploded from sheer awesome)
  219. [21:07:19] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone |  BIG BOOM! 36, Electibots x 2,  Elazul 30, Kasim 24, Magmortarbot, Emet 6, Ariadosbots x 2'
  220. [21:07:22] <Paradox> (oopslol)
  221. [21:07:23] <Alcyone> (who the hell do you think Elazul is)
  222. [21:07:31] <Bokor> (how many can a 1meter column hit?)
  223. [21:07:44] <Paradox> ( both electibots or both ariadosbots )
  224. [21:07:50] <Paradox> ( or just the magmortarbot)
  225. [21:07:56] <Bokor> Kasim lets loose a flamethrower at the Ariadosbots!
  226. [21:07:57] <Bokor> 1d20 ac2
  227. [21:07:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac2: 2 [1d20=2]
  228. [21:08:00] <Bokor> :I
  229. [21:08:17] <Bokor> and coughs up some ash.
  230. [21:08:40] <Paradox> cough cough
  231. [21:08:49] <Paradox> Magmortar bot takes aim...
  232. [21:09:25] <Paradox> 1d20 fire blast, tsvai, bob, floyd
  233. [21:09:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, fire blast, tsvai, bob, floyd: 4 [1d20=4]
  234. [21:09:40] <Paradox> aaand misses
  235. [21:09:44] <Paradox> Emet!
  236. [21:09:45] <Dr_Floyd> Emet stares at the undamaged Magmarbot, and just points at it, showing his DISPOSITION TO GO FUCKING ALL OUT! (Using No Guard). Then he activates retroboosters and flies on the robot's direction like a rocket, ready to punch it with the force of a thousand meteors!
  237. [21:09:56] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 critcheck
  238. [21:09:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, critcheck: 17 [1d20=17]
  239. [21:11:05] <Dr_Floyd> (fuck, can't type the add key)
  240. [21:11:13] <Alcyone> +
  241. [21:11:16] <Alcyone> copy/paste
  242. [21:12:00] <Dr_Floyd> 4d12+17+31
  243. [21:12:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 4d12+17+31: 79 [4d12=8,7,4,12]
  244. [21:12:08] <Dr_Floyd> (Confused)
  245. [21:12:26] <Paradox> BAMF
  246. [21:12:37] <Paradox> The Ariadosbots ...
  247. [21:12:41] <Paradox> 2d6
  248. [21:12:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d6: 4 [2d6=3,1]
  249. [21:13:05] <Paradox> One closes in on Alcyone and stabs!
  250. [21:13:05] <Paradox> 1d20
  251. [21:13:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  252. [21:13:14] <Alcyone> FLASH
  253. [21:13:19] <Alcyone> ok damage
  254. [21:13:31] <Paradox> 2d12+16+17 and poisoned
  255. [21:13:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, and poisoned: 51 [2d12=8,10]
  256. [21:13:52] <Alcyone> "blurgh"
  257. [21:14:30] <Paradox> The other goes for Floyd wraps its legs around him!
  258. [21:14:32] <Paradox> 1d20
  259. [21:14:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  260. [21:14:54] <Paradox> 1d6+17 damage
  261. [21:14:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, damage: 19 [1d6=2]
  262. [21:15:00] <Paradox> and -1 to speed
  263. [21:15:12] <Paradox> Tsvai's turn!
  264. [21:15:37] <Dr_Floyd> (>speed)
  265. [21:15:49] * Tsvai swaps out Big Boom in favor of Sufjan, and whips one of the Electibots!
  266. [21:15:51] <Paradox> ( like overland speed. YOU RUN SLOWER NOW )
  267. [21:15:54] <Tsvai> 1d20 Psychic ASSAULT
  268. [21:15:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Psychic ASSAULT: 1 [1d20=1]
  269. [21:16:12] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone |  BIG BOOM! 36, Electibots x 2,  Elazul 30, Kasim 24, Magmortarbot, Emet 6, Ariadosbots x 2 '
  270. [21:16:28] <Paradox> ( Sufjan's speed? )
  271. [21:16:32] <Paradox> ( And bob's turn )
  272. [21:16:40] <Tsvai> ( 30 )
  273. [21:17:07] <Alcyone> 1d10 speedoff
  274. [21:17:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, speedoff: 3 [1d10=3]
  275. [21:17:10] <Alcyone> whelp
  276. [21:17:13] <Tsvai> 1d10
  277. [21:17:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, 1d10: 8 [1d10=8]
  278. [21:17:15] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone |  Electibots x 2,  Elazul 30, Sufjan, Kasim 24, Magmortarbot, Emet 6, Ariadosbots x 2 '
  279. [21:17:24] <Paradox> ( I was just gonna put him behind )
  280. [21:17:34] <Tsvai> (That's cool )
  281. [21:17:48] <Bokor> Bob slashes at one of the Ariadosbots with fire sword
  282. [21:17:49] <Bokor> 1d20 ac4
  283. [21:17:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac4: 15 [1d20=15]
  284. [21:17:58] <Bokor> 3d20+8
  285. [21:17:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 3d20+8: 42 [3d20=20,6,8]
  286. [21:18:50] <Paradox> Floyd's turn!
  287. [21:19:23] <Dr_Floyd> "Stupid spider!"
  288. [21:19:50] * Dr_Floyd activates the drill that will pierce the heavens and stabs the Ariados grabbing his legs!
  289. [21:20:00] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 drill run oh god that is a terrible idea
  290. [21:20:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, drill run oh god that is a terrible idea: 14 [1d20=14]
  291. [21:20:37] <Dr_Floyd> 2d12+24
  292. [21:20:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 2d12+24: 47 [2d12=12,11]
  293. [21:21:00] <Paradox> neither of the ariadosbots look too good now
  294. [21:21:10] <Paradox> ( oh wait )
  295. [21:21:19] <Paradox> Floyd's drill run is x4 effective!
  296. [21:21:25] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone |  Electibots x 2,  Elazul 30, Sufjan, Kasim 24, Magmortarbot, Emet 6, Ariadosbots'
  297. [21:21:29] <Paradox> alas ariadosbot
  298. [21:21:36] <Paradox> Alcyone's turn!
  299. [21:22:08] <Alcyone> Alcyone gets to her feet and sprays the ariadosbots with FIRE
  300. [21:22:13] <Alcyone> can I hit them both with lava plume?
  301. [21:22:41] <Tsvai> ( Maybe both of the Electibots? There's only one Ariadosbot left )
  302. [21:23:00] <Tsvai> ( Also I totally types Aradiasbot like five times before I got it right )
  303. [21:23:07] <Alcyone> (aha)
  304. [21:23:16] <Alcyone> (okay can I hit both of the electibots)
  305. [21:23:22] <Paradox> ( no )
  306. [21:23:28] <Bokor> (lava plume is single target)
  307. [21:23:37] <Paradox> ( that ^ )
  308. [21:23:49] <Alcyone> (what? it used to be aoe)
  309. [21:24:12] <Paradox> ( I don't recall it ever being AoE ... )
  310. [21:24:14] <Alcyone> 1d20
  311. [21:24:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  312. [21:24:20] <Alcyone> (I do :I)
  313. [21:24:33] <Alcyone> (oh well, I'll just have to take an aoe fire move after I grab metronome)
  314. [21:24:52] <Bokor> (you sure you're not thinking of flame burst?)
  315. [21:24:58] <Bokor> (which does have a blast effect)
  316. [21:25:25] <Alcyone> 2d12+16+29+5+9
  317. [21:25:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d12+16+29+5+9: 78 [2d12=12,7]
  318. [21:25:32] <Paradox> ( who did you decide to hit anyway? )
  319. [21:25:38] <Alcyone> (one of the electibots)
  320. [21:26:14] <Paradox> The Electibot is all the worse for the wear, but not quite out.
  321. [21:26:48] <Paradox> One of them sprays electricity everywhere!
  322. [21:27:19] <Paradox> 1d20 Bob, Floyd, Elazul, Kasim
  323. [21:27:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Bob, Floyd, Elazul, Kasim: 5 [1d20=5]
  324. [21:27:44] <Dr_Floyd> (Hits :<)
  325. [21:27:52] <Paradox> 4d12+33 if it hits :T
  326. [21:27:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, if it hits :T: 76 [4d12=11,9,12,11]
  327. [21:27:53] <Alcyone> ELAZUL GIVES NO FUCKS
  328. [21:28:00] <Alcyone> (lolgroundtype)
  329. [21:28:34] <Paradox> The other uses Ice Punch on Emet!
  330. [21:28:36] <Paradox> 1d20
  331. [21:28:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  332. [21:28:39] <Paradox> nope.avi
  333. [21:28:46] <Paradox> Elazul!
  334. [21:29:06] <Alcyone> (how many can I hit with magnitude)
  335. [21:30:09] <Alcyone> (2m burst)
  336. [21:30:31] <Paradox> ( any two of the same )
  337. [21:30:38] <Paradox> ( so the two electibots really )
  338. [21:30:39] <Dr_Floyd> (don't worry nise, gonna erfquake 'em)
  339. [21:30:58] <Alcyone> 1d20 magnituuude
  340. [21:30:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, magnituuude: 7 [1d20=7]
  341. [21:31:02] <Alcyone> hit yn
  342. [21:31:13] <Tsvai> ( AC 2 )
  343. [21:31:17] <Alcyone> (and after this I need to run I think I'm gonna barf)
  344. [21:32:02] <Alcyone> (actually somone roll damage for me plz)
  345. [21:33:16] <Tsvai> 1d6 effect
  346. [21:33:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, effect: 6 [1d6=6]
  347. [21:33:20] <Tsvai> (oh shit )
  348. [21:33:24] <Bokor> (ahahah oh wow)
  349. [21:33:47] <Tsvai> 4d10+36+11
  350. [21:33:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, 4d10+36+11: 71 [4d10=3,9,9,3]
  351. [21:34:24] <Paradox> ( stark didn't change the damages for magnitude D:< )
  352. [21:34:34] <Bokor> (D:)
  353. [21:34:54] <Tsvai> ( what are they supposed to be? )
  354. [21:35:57] <Paradox> 4d12+16+36+11
  355. [21:35:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d12+16+36+11: 88 [4d12=7,6,1,11]
  356. [21:36:03] <Paradox> BOOM they go down!
  357. [21:36:23] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone | Elazul 30, Sufjan, Kasim 24, Magmortarbot, Emet 6, Ariadosbots'
  358. [21:36:25] <Paradox> Sufjan!
  359. [21:37:04] <Alcyone> (thanks breaky)
  360. [21:38:34] <Tsvai> THe ninja Scyther charges into the fray, and dives at the Magmortarbot in a daring headbutt maneuver!
  361. [21:39:04] <Tsvai> It's now or never! With a feint, he whaps the bot with a Metal Coat.
  362. [21:39:08] <Tsvai> 1d20 Brick Break
  363. [21:39:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Brick Break: 18 [1d20=18]
  364. [21:39:25] <Tsvai> 2d12+16+25
  365. [21:39:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, 2d12+16+25: 51 [2d12=5,5]
  366. [21:40:31] <Alcyone> (but after this fight, I think I'm going to go lie down again)
  367. [21:40:37] <Alcyone> (I feel like shit)
  368. [21:40:41] <Alcyone> (I'm sorry dox)
  369. [21:40:51] <Paradox> The Magmortarbot collapses, and Sufjan begins glowing!
  370. [21:41:00] <Paradox> ( its ok, we're basically done after this )
  371. [21:41:25] <Tsvai> Tsvai is giddy. :D
  372. [21:43:13] <Paradox> Kasim?
  373. [21:43:22] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone | Elazul 30, Sufjan, Kasim 24, Emet 6, Ariadosbots'
  374. [21:43:23] <Bokor> Kasim shoots the ariadosbot with a lava plume
  375. [21:43:25] <Bokor> 1d20 ac2
  376. [21:43:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac2: 11 [1d20=11]
  377. [21:43:32] <Tsvai> Sufjan brandishes his claws, ready to pinch a bitch!
  378. [21:43:47] <Alcyone> "O:"
  379. [21:43:50] <Bokor> 2d12+2d10+16+36
  380. [21:43:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 2d12+2d10+16+36: 76 [2d12=3,10; 2d10=9,2]
  381. [21:45:02] * Tim (chatzilla@E0DE0E6A.5D4C683F.D4EF3F1E.IP) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  382. [21:45:08] * Tim (chatzilla@E0DE0E6A.5D4C683F.D4EF3F1E.IP) has left #PoketrianOdyssey
  383. [21:46:12] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone | Elazul 30, Sufjan, Kasim 24, Emet 6'
  384. [21:46:25] <Paradox> Opposition burned away, you finally enter the foyer!
  385. [21:46:47] <Paradox> There's ... quite a few of all sorts of bots.
  386. [21:47:12] <Paradox> But it seems Connor is holding them back with some sort of wall that he's made with his freak psychic powers.
  387. [21:47:16] * Tsvai holds up a Magmortarbot's crushed and neatly-severed head as a threat. >:(
  388. [21:47:30] <Alcyone> Elazul clacks his beak and hssssssssssssss.
  389. [21:47:53] <Paradox> "Yo! And so they arrive!"
  390. [21:47:59] <Paradox> Brick Break waves to you :DD
  391. [21:48:18] <Dr_Floyd> "All right, ve should get ze 'eck out of 'ere!"
  392. [21:48:26] <Dr_Floyd> "...Brick?"
  393. [21:48:34] <Paradox> He's sitting on top of Ceratops, by the teleporter.
  394. [21:48:35] <Alcyone> "...Is Brick a ditto too?"
  395. [21:48:46] <Bokor> (man if only Falcon was around to -actually- do this :<)
  396. [21:48:53] <Bokor> "...Well I'll be damned."
  397. [21:48:58] <Paradox> ( :< )
  398. [21:49:01] <Tsvai> "Brick Break! It's you! Defense of justice! Soul of burning! Giver of none of the shits!"
  399. [21:50:17] <Paradox> "No, Tsvai. I give all the shits. The shits of justice."
  400. [21:50:28] <Tsvai> :O
  401. [21:50:41] <Tsvai> "Wiiiiiiiiiise."
  402. [21:50:50] * Dr_Floyd pats the Bastiodon. "You found 'im! Good job, boyo!" The doctor brofists Brick with his metal arm.
  403. [21:50:55] <Paradox> "I don't mean to interrupt this, uhm, re-union but..."
  404. [21:51:04] <Bokor> "That just sounds grody.  Anyway, let's pop smoke or somethin'.  This place is about to blow n' we got a god to slay."
  405. [21:51:09] <Paradox> "I can't hold them off much longer."
  406. [21:51:23] <Tsvai> "Right, the teleporter!"
  407. [21:52:10] * Alcyone changes topic to 'Tsvai > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone | Elazul 30, Sufjan, Kasim 24, Emet 6 [22:50] <Paradox> "No, Tsvai. I give all the shits. The shits of justice."'
  408. [21:52:19] <Paradox> Brick Break picks up Aileen, who is bleeding quite badly and unconciouss, and gets onto the teleporter with her, disappearing away.
  409. [21:52:40] <Tsvai> "Psy Guy! You're coming with us!"
  410. [21:52:48] <Paradox> "I'll go in last..."
  411. [21:53:18] <Tsvai> "You BETTER! We've had enough heroic sacrifices for one universe!"
  412. [21:53:33] <Tsvai> "I'll do what I can to keep it functional from the other side!"
  413. [21:53:38] <Alcyone> "If you die I'll hunt you down and exorcise you myself!"
  414. [21:53:44] * Alcyone dives into the teleporter.
  415. [21:53:44] * Tsvai returns Sufjan. "You hear me? YOU'RE COMING BACK ALIVE"
  416. [21:53:48] <Dr_Floyd> "...It appears Ser Abelar is not coming vith us." Floyd says while looking behind.
  417. [21:53:51] * Tsvai runs into the teleporter.
  418. [21:53:55] <Bokor> "Those are famous last words, boy, don't jynx yourself."
  419. [21:53:58] * Bokor teleports
  420. [21:54:10] <Dr_Floyd> He then jumps inside the teleporter, not before recalling Cera to his ball.
  421. [21:57:15] <Paradox> You all appear on the Land of Light and Steam, outside of town.
  422. [21:57:37] <Paradox> The Scarfeather tribesmen seem to be distributing food and blankets for the Veilbeak prisoners.
  423. [21:58:15] <Paradox> There's a few medics patching people up; notably Brick and Aileen. Now that you get a better look at Brick, he does look pretty roughed up.
  424. [21:58:38] * Bokor takes a deep breath. "And...with that, we just got one more thing, one last task and we're free."
  425. [21:58:56] <Paradox> Connor comes in a few seconds later, and stumbles directly towards the medics.
  426. [21:59:43] <Paradox> "Huh. So all the cores are destroyed?" Asks Professor Hat.
  427. [22:00:15] <Dr_Floyd> "All zat is left is... Killing Ur.~
  428. [22:00:34] <Bokor> "Yup, crushed and shattered, each of them."
  429. [22:02:22] <Tsvai> "....hey, old man, you still got that ball?"
  430. [22:02:49] <Paradox> "Oh. Then we have ... uhm ... "
  431. [22:02:56] * Bokor whips out the Master Ball. "Yup. Not sure exactly what to do with it now, though."
  432. [22:03:12] <Tsvai> "Let me have it. I've got a feeling that we're going to need it."
  433. [22:03:15] <Paradox> "11,664 seconds!"
  434. [22:03:22] <Tsvai> "And when we....wait, what."
  435. [22:03:25] <Bokor> "Need it for what?"
  436. [22:03:26] <Alcyone> (yeah I'm gonna lie down, sorry)
  437. [22:03:32] <Paradox> ( its ok )
  438. [22:03:37] <Paradox> ( you'll miss nothign important )
  439. [22:03:40] <Paradox> ( feel better nisu )
  440. [22:03:50] <Bokor> Bokor stares at the dittohat for a second.
  441. [22:03:50] <Tsvai> "That's a little over three hours!"
  442. [22:04:00] <Dr_Floyd> "...Vell, zhat is... Barely four hours, yeah.~
  443. [22:04:06] <Tsvai> "A little under three and a quarter, really."
  444. [22:04:30] <Bokor> "Well uh."
  445. [22:04:30] <Tsvai> "We've got to prep here as fast as we can and jet!"
  446. [22:04:31] <Paradox> "Well, more like 3 hours and 2 minutes now. The countdown started when Sir Human destroyed the core!"
  447. [22:04:32] <Dr_Floyd> "Ve 'ave no time to dilly daddle zhen!"
  448. [22:04:34] <Bokor> "I guess we better haul ass."
  449. [22:04:49] <Bokor> "But what do you intend to do with this ball?"
  450. [22:04:52] <Paradox> "At that time ... the dimension will begin collapsing in on itself!"
  451. [22:05:03] <Tsvai> "Any way we can load some supplies and machines onto the Pancake so we can prepare en route?"
  452. [22:05:26] <Paradox> "Tsvai."
  453. [22:05:31] <Bokor> "I dunno what supplies you're intendin'.  We got three hours to go banish an elder god."
  454. [22:05:40] <Paradox> You hear Aileen's voice from the medic's station.
  455. [22:07:08] <Tsvai> "Yeah?"
  456. [22:08:39] <Dr_Floyd> "Explosives, perhaps? To ram against ze Elder God in question?"
  457. [22:08:47] <Paradox> "Treide. He's ... not here, I'm sure you've noticed. I'm sorry
  458. [22:08:49] <Paradox> "
  459. [22:08:53] <Tsvai> "....what?"
  460. [22:08:57] <Tsvai> "What happened to him?"
  461. [22:09:33] <Paradox> "He and the kid they ... those robots, there were too many. He did what needed to be done to give Connor enough time to evacuate all the prisoners."
  462. [22:09:41] <Tsvai> "......"
  463. [22:10:16] <Tsvai> "Was...."
  464. [22:10:30] * Tsvai simply runs back into the Pancake, teary-eyed.
  465. [22:11:27] <Paradox> </session>
  466. [22:11:34] <Bokor> "The...kid?  Huh.  Unfortionate, he seemed ready to prove himself a warrior," he seems a little shocked.  "I should inform his family he died during the mission..."
  467. [22:11:36] <Alcyone> (oh god)
  468. [22:11:41] <Alcyone> (tsvaiiiii)
  469. [22:12:30] * Dr_Floyd is silent. There is nothing to be said on that situation.
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