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Dragon Rain

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  1. [20:04:45] <Rainy> "I think the kidnapper is jealous because Omecha Lainy is too big for him to kidnap like when I tried to borrow the statue outside my school but Daddy says it's 9 feet tall and that it wasn't fair to make Nono try to pick it up on her back while Nini and I tip it so she can get under but it didn't really work very well so Nini had to use dragon rage to make a hole under the statue but then it fell in the hole so that didn't help much and I was out of ideas so I wrote a hikew on the side of it and left and Daddy was proud of me but Mommy was mad and said never to talk about it again but you won't tell on me will you?"
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  3. [23:18:40] <Rainy> Next message: "I studied really hard like when I have a quiz and I thought about it and I guess there are really three monsters did you know that also they can taunt you, snatch stuff, switch places with each other, make a protecty shield, do Chao-Chao's move where he shoots dark energy all over, and they can bite you and make you sick! I think it'll take 1 and a quarter dragon rages to beat one, almost two to beat the second, and almost 3 and a half to beat the last one! That's a lotta dragon rages, Nini can't do that many!"
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  5. [21:39:35] <Rainy> "I'm an expert on this kinda stuff! I got lost in the sewer once because I saw a manhole cover and I kept seeing it and it just appeared in my dreams until I finally made Nini use dragon rage and blow it up and then we went exploring and we found a giant feraligatr made of garbage and it tried to turn us into sewer ratatatas using magic but we beat it in a fight and it became our friend but then the Nation of Arbok attacked and there was a big battle in the sewer and we won but our giant Feraligatr spent so much energy he turned into a egg and I gave the egg to a museum so they could raise him for justice!"
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  7. [13:52:30] <Rainy> "Okay. What if we make one out of the snowflakes? You can make all sorts of stuff out of snow like this one time I made a cannon out of snow and then I made a little hole in the back and Nini got really mad at me for it but I stuck her in the hole and wiggled her in until her head was facing out and then I tickled her until she used Dragon Rage to fire the cannon and we totally won that snowball fight and then we got hot chocolate and cuddled."
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  9. [14:54:16] <Rainy> "Sorry, but I think we gotta beat you up to get the emerald 'cause that's how things seem to work here it's kind of like being awake except stuff other than Dragon Rage can solve problems too isn't that weird but I guess it makes it easier because I can use stuff like waterfall instead and it's like a slide sorta."
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  11. [03:47:34] <Rainy> "Did you see Juju's punch earlier? He was like ATATATATATATATATATATATATA just like Nini this one time I saw a machamp and a hitmonchan fighting each other and then Nini used mimic and I had her use some weird fast punch move on this really cool yellow little pokemon I saw and I was gonna catch it while it was confused but then I realized it was a trainer's pokemon and they were mad so I made Nini use dragon rage to blow up the wall and we ran through the hole."
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  13. [04:30:15] <Rainy> "But I don't always eat my preferred diet like this one time I was at the carnival and I got cotton candy but a fly landed in it and got tangled up so I had Nini use dragon rage on it but turns out that blew up my cotton candy too so I had to get Daddy to go buy me a pretzel and that wasn't my preferred diet but I still ate it."
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  15. [05:00:19] <Rainy> "He reminds me of this blanket I had before I accidentally set it on fire!"
  16. [05:00:56] <Rainy> "Just kidding. Dragon Rage didn't leave any trace. I was really sad but then I remembered I could buy another one just like it and paint something even better."
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  18. [19:55:59] <Rainy> "I think she's going to soufflecate!" The other Rainy shouts, "Dragon ra--umm, actually I don't think this is one of those times where dragon rage works but it usually does so maybe I'll save it for later and instead I can do this! Outrage! ...WAITNONEVERMIND that's not right either..."
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  20. [20:11:35] <Rainy> "Oh! Yeah! There was one of those shooty games where you have to aim the shroomish's head to get the bullet seed to knock off the stacked soda bottles, but then we saw they had a Dratini head and it was supposed to be 'dragon rage' so we asked "Can I use dratini for this instead?" and the person working there with the funny accent was like "You betcha, o'course! It's there for a reason, dontcha know?" so we nodded and sent out Nini and Nini used dragon rage and blasted the bottles but apparently the one on bottom was made of steel or something because it was mostly fine so Nini tried to use dragon rage again but she had to rest first so she just hopped over to aqua jet it off since it was already weakened because even steel types are hurt by dragon rage!"
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  22. [20:16:16] <Rainy> "I like fairs."
  23. [20:16:38] <Rainy> "They banned using dragon rage within a two mile radius of them where I live, though."
  24. [20:16:54] <Rainy> Rainy #2 chips in very seriously, "I wonder why!"
  25. [20:17:18] <Joshua> "...you don't have an uncle with the last name Bean, do you Rainy?"
  26. [20:18:26] <Rainy> "No, my uncle's not mean, why?"
  27. [20:19:20] <Joshua> "...never mind."
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  29. [23:30:52] <Botherer> Lecia checks her scouter...
  30. [23:31:15] <Rainy> IT'S OVER 901,1HP
  31. [23:31:38] <Lecia> In fact, it's over 900! "...1000 is a big number..."
  32. [23:33:29] <Rainy> "They can take one thousand dragon rages?! Maybe we should leave the wall alone and fix Mr. Cosmoknight first..."
  33. [23:34:38] <Lecia> "...Nothing we can't handle, but it might take us a while! And it can take 25 Dragon Rages, Rainy!"
  34. [23:34:54] <Rainy> "...That's a lotta Dragon Rages, too..."
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  36. [23:55:33] <Rainy> AFFIRMATIVE. "How many Dragon Rages can the ice cream thingy take?"
  37. [23:55:43] <Lecia> She looks!
  38. [23:58:21] <Lecia> "...H-hey, this isn't a time for the display to malfunction! It...um...if what it took was a dragon rage it could take 7 and a half more! 88 percent!"
  39. [00:00:30] <Rainy> GUESS IT'S TIME FOR DRAGON RAGE, ONLY 6.5 MORE
  40. [00:00:47] <Rainy> (except not really because that figure was based off thundershocks not dragon rages)
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  42. [02:20:38] <Rainy> "Chao-Chao's not very good at the slack thing because he gets mad at me lots telling me I'm slacking and we should have more emeralds by now but I tell him Daddy says patience is the key to great art and so he has to relax and let me take my time working on it because conquering the world isn't easy and I have a babywile to take care of and there's lots of other stuff that I need to do like use Dragon Rage and I'm sure we'll get all 7 eventually so what's the big deal?"
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  44. [00:04:22] <Botherer> 13<You mean you wouldn't wanna be a dragon? Dragons are all kinds of special and can burn through anything, especially with their all powerful DRAGON RAGE and stuff like that! And they don't get hurt by too much 'sides other dragons!>
  45. [00:05:03] <Rainy> "..."
  46. [00:05:24] <Rainy> "I AGREE SO MUCH OH MY GOD NINI COME HERE KIKI YOU ARE THE GREATEST."
  47. [00:05:32] <Rainy> Rainy sends out Nini immediately
  48. [00:06:11] <Botherer> 6,8Draaaagon ra-r-ra, ra-ra-r-r-r-r-r-rage!
  49. [00:06:45] <Botherer> Nini pops outta her PokeBall, and scarves herself 'round Rainy.
  50. [00:06:51] <Lecia> "...True! Dragons can take hits, give out hits, and blast things away with DRAGON RAGE~!" Stop thinking about how that's a rock and not being able to see anything else stop thinking aaaaaaaa.
  51. [00:07:31] <Rainy> "NINI AND ME USE DRAGON RAGE ALL THE TIME THAT'S LIKE OUR SIGNATURE MOVE AT THE FAIR IN TOWN USING DRAGON RAGE IS BANND BECAUSE OF US BECAUSE EVERYONE GOT JEALOUS OF HOW AWESOME IT IS DRAGON RAGE IS THE BEST WE HAD TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM IN SCHOOL AND NINI SHOT A DRAGON RAGE INTO THE GOAL SO I DEMANDED 40 POINTS BUT THEY SAID THAT WAS CHEATING AND WE WERE OUTRAGED SO NINI USED THAT DRAGON
  52. [00:07:32] <Rainy> RAGE THAT'S LIKE PHYSICAL AND STUFF AND THEN THE WALLS ALL GOT BROKED INTO PIECES AND THE GYM BLEW UP."
  53. [00:08:32] <Rainy> Excitement explodes from every ounce of Rainy's being.
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  55. [00:34:54] <Rainy> "Oooh, you can be our translator since you have the bestest ears!"
  56. [00:37:52] <Botherer> 13<A translator? I can do that...> She looks to the inanimate objects she calls her parents, then turns back to the two. 13<Okay, so... First question. There's a robbery at the bank, and you're the only ones who can save them. In your backpack, you've got... A baseball, a locket, a xylophone, an accordion, some old people, a pack of napkins, a yo-yo, some tangerines, and a coat hanger.
  57. [00:37:52] <Botherer> 13They've got guns and knives and stuff. How do you save the day?>
  58. [00:38:39] <Rainy> "Dragon Rage."
  59. [00:40:54] <Botherer> Rainy looks at her parents. 13<They said Dragon Rage's not allowed.>
  60. [00:41:10] <Botherer> ... Kiki looks at her parents. Goddamnit Bother!
  61. [00:44:21] <Rainy> "See, that's part of my plan! Since Dragon Rage's not allowed, they won't see it coming! If I didn't use dragon rage... Then... 1,1Outrage!"
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  63. [01:26:00] <Botherer> 13<Yyyyyesssss!!! And y'know what? We should start practicing our teamwork attacks right now!>
  64. [01:26:17] <Rainy> "Okay!"
  65. [01:27:20] <Lecia> "Let's do it~!" HERE WE GO!
  66. [01:27:37] <Rainy> "We should use Dragon Rage."
  67. [01:29:19] <Lecia> "...Super Dragon Rage! ...Is there any way to make Dragon Rage better? Hmmm..."
  68. [01:29:31] <Lecia> "...Multiple ones at the same time?"
  69. [01:30:13] <Botherer> 13<Let's do this!> The three of you spend what feels like an eternity practicing your Superhero Routines, which included all kinds of weird things like Triangles Attacks, Towers of Terror, and whatever other kinds of weird stuff you could possibly have come up with! The camera freezes on a single frame, of you all looking in excitement through a hole you blasted through Kiki's wall by
  70. [01:30:13] <Botherer> accident with Nini's Dragon Rage, the lot of you all laughing. All in all, it was an amazing day, and Kiki thanked you for having the best day ever with her! </sociallink>
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  72. [19:43:35] <Rainy> "Sorry guys! I thought I'd be better at juggling because I practiced with fruit but they were rotten fruit that's how I got them for free and when I dropped them they went squishsplosh everywhere and it was kinda gross and I had to clean it up so I had Nini use dragon rage and then there was nothing left."
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  74. [19:55:28] <Rainy> "See, that guy? He looked all happy and clean and now he's dirty and sad."
  75. [19:55:43] <Rainy> "I have the bestest eyes in the world so I notice stuff like that without even using dragon rage."
  76. [19:56:42] <Michael> ...
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  78. [20:52:02] <Rainy> "Evil knows to fear my Dragon Rage! Plus, we have a secret weapon evil doesn't even know about yet." Rainy winks at Lecia.
  79. [20:52:12] <Michael> ...
  80. [20:52:24] <Lecia> "Hehe, yep~"
  81. [20:54:41] <Botherer> You step aboard the ship, and if it didn't seem massive from the outside, its spaciousness on the inside sure makes it seem that way.
  82. [20:54:55] <Michael> "Nice ship"
  83. [20:55:53] <Botherer> The deck seems large enough that a massive arena of sorts is painted onto it, and myriad faceless grunts work tirelessly in an attempt to patch things up and make them run smoother.
  84. [20:56:31] <Rainy> "Nice boat."
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  86. [01:44:56] <Cocoon> "-Elp!- -Rea- -Coc- -nster!" The whispers from the chrysalis get a bit louder.
  87. [01:46:20] <Rainy> "Oh! I know just what to do!"
  88. [01:46:54] <Cocoon> "-shucks! Open thish!" The whispers are accompanied by some shaking from inside the cocoon.
  89. [01:47:08] <Rainy> "Nini..."
  90. [01:47:09] <Rainy> "..."
  91. [01:47:10] <Rainy> "..."
  92. [01:47:16] <Rainy> "Dragon Rage."
  93. [01:47:29] <Rainy> "But not directly at it, let the blast catch it sorta to bust it open."
  94. [01:47:30] <Cocoon> (Fuck yes)
  95. [01:47:33] <Cocoon> (Called it)
  96. [01:47:47] <Lecia> "Don't overdo it!" Her vitality is somewhat restored on that!
  97. [01:48:33] <Botherer> Nini wraps herslef around the cocoon, and torches a small hole open.
  98. [01:48:33] <Rainy> "BACK UP EVERYBODY NINI'S A PROFESSION SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING. ALSO THIS MAKES A BIG BOOM BLAST AAAAA FWOOSH CRACKLE BURN KABLAMBOOSH."
  99. [01:48:58] <Botherer> ... Okay, not a small hole. A long but narrow one that runs along the middle.
  100. [01:48:58] <Rainy> "Hi Cocoon I'm Rainy what's your name?"
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  102. [18:05:11] <Rainy> "So anyway, silly string is this webby stuff you spray out of a can so I was in my classroom and I used a dozen cans to make the whole room into a spinarak nest and the teacher got mad and made me stay after school so I had Nini use dragon rage to clean it all up but a little was left so she used outrage and then they had to replace the weast side of the school and they didn't want to do that again so no more silly string p.s. s
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  104. [18:43:33] <Rainy> "Eeeeeeee!" Rainy giggles and wiggles until she's put down. "Oh, well,  we'll cook you with... DRAGON RAGE... and then feed you to Gwynny if you're meanies. Or you can be our friends!"
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  106. [00:05:20] <Rainy> Rainy drinks up so as to not pass out almost right away. She absently manges, "H-haha... Hey... Hey Nini... Do that thing... Uh... Omecha Dragon Rage..."
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  108. [00:08:25] <Botherer> Nini totally grabs Rainy's paintbrush.
  109. [00:08:40] <Rainy> You know that sunny day thing? IT'S RAINING PURE DRAGON RAGE RIGHT OVER NINI AND THE BULBASAUR.
  110. [00:09:57] <Gwynevere> "R-rainy? Are you okay?"
  111. [00:10:13] <Rainy> "Aaahaa... I'm great, I feel so... light~"
  112. [00:10:25] <Rainy> Wobble, stumble, wobble.
  113. [00:10:46] <Rainy> "I think Nini's mad, though...!"
  114. [00:11:28] <Botherer> And paints http://i.imgur.com/RVuHZ.jpg that into the ground.
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  116. [23:15:02] <Rainy> "Uhh... He can take..." MATHS. Rainy holds up fingers as she does some mental arithmetics. "He can take just a little less than 3 and a half Dragon Rages!"
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  118. [04:35:15] <Rainy> "Wow this is so romantic like one of those movies where people solve their problems by kissing and making up and maybe dancing or something and falling in love and then usually they start singing somewhere and they're like these cartoon people instead of normal actors and ALL the pokemon can talk but they have really big eyes and they even made a whole world themed on this did you know that but I'm not sure why we need romantic stuff right now!" Rainy giggles and claps anyway, cheering for the volbeats and illumises, illumisii?
  119. [04:35:46] <Rainy> After a moment, though, Rainy adds. "They don't even use Dragon Rage in those movies. Isn't that weird?"
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  121. [04:47:48] <Rainy> "Whoaaareeeeaaallllllly? Is it one where you fight with two pokemon because I saw you're really good at that and I can't do that I tried but my mouth can't say 'Dragon Rage' and 'THUNNDERRRRRRRRRR PUNCH' at the same time so I don't know how you do it but Omecha Lainy would totally beat your gym I bet and oh wow we can hang out I'm so excited I bet you have like giant pillows and a trampoline and and and and...!"
  122. [04:47:59] <Rainy> "...And... And..."
  123. [04:48:09] <Rainy> Rainy adds in a reverant whisper:
  124. [04:48:20] <Rainy> 1,1"Fre0,0nch toast?"
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  126. [20:59:06] <Botherer> The Dragonite that's playing with the blazblue starts giggling at one point after blowing a particularly nasty looking Dragon Rage. More nasty because it set Edword ablaze by accident and elicited a painful "Hooonk..." than anything, since Dragon Rages always always do 40 damage... But it pries Swanna's attention away from the girl in front of her long enough to notice you guys. Her expressions as she waves and looses a "Why, hello there, children!" doesn't waver much.
  127. [21:00:14] <Rainy> "Hi." She looks at the crew, "Do you think you guys can say hi in unison or something? Like a dragon rage orchestra!"
  128. [21:04:19] <Botherer> 12<Dragon Raging orchestras? Why didn't I think of that?> 13<But I just accidentally Dragon Rage'd that bird and he's kinda twitching on the ground I think I might've Dragon Rage'd too hard.>
  129. [21:06:36] <Rainy> "No such thing."
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