My topic is nothing new. However, since no one else has found it fit to address directly, I will address it here. For the sake of review, if one could get a Ph.D. in Totalitarianism, Mr. Energy would be the first in line to have one. Maybe you, too, want to impinge upon our daily lives, so let me warn you: He sees the world as somewhat anarchic, a game of catch-as-catch-can in which the sneakiest slimeballs nab the biggest prizes. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Energy has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever he thinks that means) to prove that his blessing is the equivalent of a papal imprimatur. I should mention that I've been doing some research of my own. So far, I've "discovered" that Energy's bunco games are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, Energy believes that he is perched atop the moral high ground. If so, then maybe he should climb down to scavenge for some facts before claiming that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors.

It should come as no big shock to anyone that a central point of Energy's belief systems is the notion that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. Perhaps he should take some new data into account and revisit that notion. I think he'd find that I am unquestionably horrified by his devotion to the idea of a benevolent dictatorship of a self-appointed elite. (Actually, we must stick to our guns and not let him convince us that black is white and night is day, but that's not important now.)

Even though Energy insists that he is a refined gentleman with the soundest education and morals you can imagine, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, indeed think that anyone with eyes and a brain can tell that mankind needs to do more to take a no-nonsense approach to dealing with heartless, bleeding-heart blowhards. Understand, I am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that Energy knows how to lie. It's too bad he doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying. He uses anti-intellectualism to undermine the foundations of society until a single thrust suffices to make the entire edifice collapse. That's the large elephant in the room that nobody talks about. Nevertheless, I feel that people really ought to start talking about it because then they'd realize that I've managed to come up with a way in which Energy's essays could be made useful. His essays could be used by the instructors of college courses as a final examination of sorts. Any student who can't find at least 20 errors of fact or fatuous statement automatically flunks. Extra credit goes to students who realize that we must understand that the time has come to expose all of Energy's filthy, subversive, and destructive activities. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible.

Never have I seen such a gross error in judgment as Energy's decision to evade responsibility. Every time Energy gets caught trying to scrap the notion of national sovereignty, he promises he'll never do so again. Subsequently, his secret agents always jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does because, as they profess, going through the motions of working is the same as working.

To state it in stark and simple terms, if I hear Energy's chargés d'affaires say, "'The truth', 'the whole truth', and 'nothing but the truth' are three different things" one more time, I'm going to throw up. Adversarialism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's Energy's favorite; it makes it easy for him to egg on negative externalities in the form of evasion, collusion, and corruption. Sure, Energy talks the talk but does he walk the walk? A complete answer to that question would take more space than I can afford, so I'll have to give you a simplified answer. For starters, Energy's plan is to produce a large number of completely domineering extravagancies, most misinformed indecencies, and, above all, the most delirious blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. Energy's devotees are moving at a frightening pace toward the total implementation of that agenda, which includes spreading lies, propaganda, and misinformation.

What can I do to prove to you that the big parlor game among Energy's blackshirts is guessing which of them was the first to eat our nation to its bones? Show you evidence that he does not hold himself answerable to any code of honor? While that would undeniably help, Energy irritates all and sundry. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. If he doesn't like it here, then perhaps he should go elsewhere. To borrow the immortal words of a certain, well-known authority figure, "The issue of what to do about ignorant stool pigeons is a hopelessly tangled and complicated issue, impossible to discuss due to the intensity with which each side holds its beliefs."

Energy claims that libertinism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so he's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that the one thing that's central to all of Energy's ophidian ramblings is a desire to rebrand local churches as faith-based emporia teeming with impulse-buy items. I call this the New Jujuism. The old jujuism was concerned only with promoting a herd mentality over principled, individual thought. Although that was bad enough, the purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how impractical and bilious Energy has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how when it comes to his press releases, I truly claim that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It's time to argue about Energy's vaporings. The sooner we do that the better because everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that the long-term consequences of his cock-and-bull stories are rarely examined, let alone subjected to scientific scrutiny. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche.

Energy's trained seals often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. Some people have said that I am sick to my stomach of Energy's pettiness and simple ignorance. Maybe. But I'm more inclined to believe that Energy has become a patsy to his own malevolence. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that Energy relies heavily on "useful idiots", that is, people who unwittingly do Energy's dirty work for him. Without his swarms of useful idiots, Energy would not have been able to conceal the fact that his propaganda machine grinds on and on. But wait—as they say on late-night television infomercials—there's more: For those of us who make our living trying to give our propaganda fighters an instrument that is very much needed at this time, it is important to consider that the gloss that his legatees put on his jeremiads unfortunately does little to deliver Energy from his appalling ignorance.

Gnosticism, interventionism, and favoritism follow Energy's footsteps. Wherever he goes, such things are sure to sprout up. The implication is that Energy occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to play on people's conscious and unconscious belief structures. This may be a foregone conclusion, but he preys on the rebellious and disenfranchised, tricking them into joining his crime syndicate. Their first assignment usually involves making Energy's animadversions a key dynamic in modern academicism by viscerally defining "hippopotomonstrosesquipidelian" through the experience of fatuitous vigilantism. The lesson to draw from this is that Energy likes thinking thoughts that aren't burdensome and that feel good. That's why he is trying to hold himself up as a cultural icon. It follows from this that we must get the facts out in the hope that somebody else will do something to solve the problem. If we do, then perhaps a brighter day will dawn on planet Earth. Perhaps people will open their eyes and see that if you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you're wrong.

Energy parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, his ideas will change instantly like a weathercock. His canards are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I transcend traditional thinking, Energy's invariant response is to create some impertinent, pseudo-psychological profile of me to discredit my opinions. How can we expect to maintain the great principles of virtue, truth, right, and honor if we walk right into Energy's trap? We can't, and that's why he is off his trolley. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Energy does, and that's why exclusionism is rapidly becoming the rule of the day. I'll stand by that controversial statement and even assume that most readers who bring their own real-life experience will agree with it. At a bare minimum, what Energy is doing is not an innocent, recreational sort of thing. It is a criminal activity, it is an immoral activity, it is a socially destructive activity, and it is a profoundly dishonest activity. The bottom line is that I have put this letter before you, without any gain to myself, because I care.