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  1. In the year 2013 Lord Daedalus the ruler of Mars became tired of the onslaughts of his minions by Doomguy and his fellow armed men. He spent countless days in the lab performing tests on his monsters and creating upgrades to fit them with more powerful weapons to finally put a stop to the slaughter of his servants. During a failed experiment on the mighty Cyberdemon which severed it in half, he chose to cast fly to his two most powerful monsters and curse them with the fires of hell. Happy with his results he returned to his throne to await the next battalion arriving for battle. Once they arrived they were able to readily defeat the ferocious Cardinal Cyberdemon. It was then that the Legendary Doomsquad became furious over Daedalus' crumbling kingdom and sought to overpopulate the planet with even more powerful monsters. King Legendary passed on his golden legendary powers to some of the Lord's monsters, equipping them with a unique weapon and new damage type that none of the marine's had previously seen. The Archduke Arkore and Duke Overlord and their fellow royalty took it upon themselves to also put the Lord's monsters under the needle and give them resistances to the marine's firepower, along with arming them with more weapons. Overlord then decided it was time to release his project he was building in his mother's basement, the Hellfire Cyberdemon,rumored to have been built from elements taken directly from the core of Mars. He was also able to acquire an army of Terminators that Emperor Blood, ruler of neighboring planet Jupiter, had used in his army forces there. These two monsters were sent to battle with Daedulus' minions in hopes they would defeat even the best marines, those who had already been on Mars previously and massacred tens of thousands of his monsters. In 2016 when it was discovered that these marines were arming themselves with the weapons given to the monsters for their protection, the planet jester T. Dawg became tired of seeing his royalty finding themselves in defeat. With his sorcery he cast the spell Demonic Tutor and hand-picked the best of the best monsters and turned the weaker monsters into their tougher counterparts. In his haste, he accidentally turned all powerups on Mars to superpowerups in the process. He too had a failure during an experiment but on the Terminator in which it was severed in half only to discover it was filled with fire rather than organs. Frustrated, he said fuck it and cast fly on him and sent him into battle. Unbeknownst to him, back on planet Earth president Obama had successfully unarmed the Americans and took their Demon Tech Rifles and Quadruple Shotguns, handing them over to UAC for all marines being deployed to Mars as a desperate last attempt. Will the Jester's spell finally put an end to the continual defeat of monster forces on Mars? Only time will tell...
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