-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 20:12 --
CG: HEY, ASSHOLE
TC: AwW sNaP, hEy BrO.
TC: :o) hOnK hOnK hOnK.
CG: OH FUCK IT'S YOU
CG: NO NO NO, LEAVE ME ALONE, DAMNIT
TC: HuH?
TC: wHaT tHe FuCk Is GoInG dOwN bRaH?
TC: YoU gEt An AcCiDeNtAl PiE iN yOuR fUcKiN fAcE aNd Go HoNkWiLd FrOm ThE cRaZiNeSs It'S gOt To ShOw?
TC: pFfFfHaHaHa.
CG: GOD, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN STOMACH A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
CG: I'VE HEARD NOTHING FROM EQUIUS OR NEPETA AND ERIDAN'S COMPLETELY LOST HIS SHIT
CG: GODDAMNIT WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
TC: WhOa, HoLy DaMn.
TC: tHaT's A bIgAsS bAlL oF mIrTh...
TC: So BeAuTiFuL...mOtHeRfUuUuUcK...
TC: :oO
CG: AND THEN OF COURSE, THE FUCKING GRUBLETTE ON THE NUTRIENT PLATEAU IS THAT YOU HAD TO LOSE YOUR SHIT
CG: GODDAMNIT GAMZEE
CG: JUST GODDAMNIT
CG: WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST BE LIKE THIS?
CG: YOU WERE THE ONE ASSHOLE I ACTUALLY THOUGHT I COULD COUNT ON NOT TO ABSOLUTELY LOSE HIS THINKPAN
CG: FUCK FUCK FUCK
TC: wHoA, hEy MaN, hEy.
TC: JuSt LiKe CaLm ThE mOtHeRfUcK dOwN.
TC: aNd SlAm A fUcKiNg FaYgO aS hArD aS yOu CaN.
TC: FuCk, WhAcK tHaT bItCh LiKe An AcCiDeNtAl BoNk On My NoG fRoM a StRaY cLuB.
TC: :o) hOnK hOnK.
CG: THAT IS THE WORST IDEA EVER.
CG: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT?
TC: WhOa, ThAt'S a FuCkInG gOoD qUeStIoN mAn?
TC: hOw MaNy TiMeS dId ThAt OcCuR?
CG: GAMZEE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
CG: OH FUCK I HEARD IT
TC: LiFe HaS sO mAnY fUcKiNg MiRaClEs To OfFeR mAn, It'S sO bEaUtIfUl.
TC: hOnK.
CG: FUCK THAT HONKING
CG: STOP IT
TC: StOp WhAt?
CG: STOP IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
TC: :o? hOnK?
TC: Oh, I sEe BrO.
TC: oKaY, i'Ll StOp SaYiNg It.
TC: LiKe YoU gOt SoMe SoRt Of FuCkInG wOrD aLlErGy, I gOtChA.
TC: :o) hOnKhOnKhOnKhOnK
CG: GODDAMNIT YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN
TC: DoInG wHaT aGaIn?
TC: :o) hOnK hOnK
CG: STOP IT
CG: STOP WITH THE GODDAMN HONKING
CG: MY NERVES HAVE PRETTY MUCH JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING DEEP END AND DROWNED A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH.
TC: WeLl ShIt MaN, yOu ShOuLd RuStLe Up SoMe FuCkInG jEsTeRs To RePlAcE tHoSe DeCeAsEd NeRvEs WiTh SoMe HaPpY fUcKiN tHoUgHtS!
TC: sHiT mAn, WhErE aM i AlL uP aNd OvEr ThErE?
TC: I bEt I cOuLd ShOw YoU a GoOd TiMe ArOuNd MoThErFuCkInG cLoWn ToWn AnD bRiNg YoU sOmE mIrTh.
TC: iT'lL bE aLl Up In YoUr FaCe.
TC: PoOf.
TC: sTaRdUsT.
TC: FuCkInG mIraCLeS.
CG: NO, DON'T YOU START TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING STARDUST.
CG: I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT IS.
TC: a FiNe SpArKlY dUsTpAp Of PrAyEr To ThE mInStReLs.
TC: AnD a LiTtLe EyEsOrE.
TC: hAhA fUcK, oUcH.
CG: GODDAMNIT
CG: I CAN'T EVEN BEAR TO TALK TO YOU GAMZEE, YOU EMPTYHEADED ASS
CG: JUST KEEP SUCKING ON THAT SOPOR
CG: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KEEP DOING IT.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 20:38 --