your a little pee-pee boy,
your a little pee pee piss boy,

michelle, wait why are we pulling over,
barack, just get the fricking camera,

why'd they play him like this,

congratulations, you played yourself,

sponge-bob, i have a confession to make,

hey buddy still sifghting with the wife,
not anymore,
pork chops,

i opened my air-drop on for one second-and my friend sent me these,

bomboclaat,
google whenever you sign into another device using your g-mail address,

a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes,
you wife is a lucky lady,
flex tape can't fix that,

teacher, flip to page 276,
me, opens book randomly to the exact page,
could i be the green ninja,

when you run into your homie from high school-and you've both gone down completely different paths-but the love is still there,

our local mexican restaurant used to be a chinese restaurant,
instead of painting over a mural, they just put sombreros on the pandas,

ruling the road like a boss,

can chop tree with bare hands, carry over 100 metric tons of gold,
compress diamond with bare hands,
slay dragons,
brew potions that allow him to swim in lava-and can overcome all disease,
dies of hunger,

watch out parents,
millennials have begun hiding their student loan debt in halloween candy this year,

i want to name him james,
i am sorry-but that name is taken,
you can have james four-twenty, slender james sixty nine,
or thick jim x x x,

me,
steak,
my dog who just got slightly hurt,

my therapist, what are you thinking about,
me, nothing,
my brain,
wheat thicks,

7 year old me when i change the time setting of my phone to speed up farmville's timers,

me watching joker-and finally seeing the stair-case scene,

join us jimmy, we all float down here,
aaahhhh,
he ran away,
maybe he doesn't like pool parties,
try balloons next time,

me, coughs suspiciously in a multiple choice test,
teacher,

my baby treats me-so good,
you dating scooby doo,

me winning a game,
my brother with an unplugged controller,

mike is hard,

use over time for bro,
ay my bro,
whattup bro,

how i look at the menu even though i'm going to get the same thing as usual,

when you've named every restaurant in a 10 mile radius-and she still doesn't know what she wants to eat,

my organs watching me drink water,

this morning at seven eleven i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker-and the cashier said, no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell,
o no, can you d m us with the store location you visited-so we can check in on marvin, thank you,
no way i'm not gonna narc on my buddy,

whenever i'm a good productive boy i reward myself with chocolate milk,
need to do the dishes,
tell yourself you'll get chocolate milk if you do,
laundy, chocolate milk reward,
want a g f,
don't drink chocolate milk until you get one,
i am convinced that this conditioning can turn even the most reclusive of robots into fully productive members of society,

the world's tallest man hung out with the world's shortest woman on friday-and the photos are fantastic,
how far do you reckon he could boot her,

when it looks like your human might not finish their food,

tenn dies after class-mate throws cheese at him,
a 13 year old british boy in with severe allergies died after,
nibba dies of cheese touch,

how parents take vacation self-e's,

pink hat guy jim anixter has owned cubs tickets since 1967, says he wears hat-so wife of 46 years know he's at the game-and not cheating,

there is carnival music faintly playing somewhere in my house,
i've walked through the whole place-and can't find a source,
it isn't louder in any one spot,
it is just evenly eerily faint,
carnival,
music,
everywhere,

hey guys like 8 years after this post was made,
i have learned that i have experienced auditory hallucinations for the majority of my life,

insecurity,
i will always be a part of you-and i never plan on leaving,
anxiety,
i wonder what we can make go wrong today,
monkey, can i borrow banana,
god,
bro how the frick is a monkey gonna borrow a bana bro how he gon give it back if it already ate,

sorry bro,
my mom says i can't skate with sinners,
messes with the wheels-or something,

me tryna remember the name of the boat from titanic,

the funniest thing i've seen in a long time, my view from work,
there loud,
there loud,

my mom, why don't you go-and play with the neighbors kid,
the neighbors kid,

sees a funny meem,
my nose,
air,

when someone sends you a message just saying yer name,

when someone sings the kissing song,
and i am one of the characters,

we have better holes to stare at than fortnite,

when you wink at a girl-and she throws up,
looks like they couldn't handle the neutron style,

when you show your friend a long-and complex meem-and they laugh as soon as they see it,

the police just showed up-and took the dog,
what, why
unpaid parking tickets,
why did i marry you,

we did it, fortnite is no more,

when you fake sick-and everyone's like, yeah you look really terrible,

nobody,
pictures on barber-shop wall,

black ops 4, fils to kill fortnite,
apex legend, fails to kill fortnite,
tetris 99, fails to kill fortnite,
fortnite, fine, i'll do it myself,

when people are talking about all of the different jokers-but there leaving out one,

every couple in my home-town look like this,

any song from 2016 starts playing,
me,

i peed on the hamster,

me showing  joke to my parents,
my parents turning it into a lecture,

imagine how scary danny devito would be if he was anything other than an actor like what if he was your dentist,

i had two very attractice sims-and they had a baby,
but the kid was hideous, so i had it taken away,
then they had a daughter, and she was beautiful,
but one she started school,
she brought a friend hom, it was the first kid,

guy who's about to invent carbonation,
drinking water, i wish this hurt,

just feel like one of those club enguin fish r n,

communication with my future significant other will be done almost exclusively via twitch emotes,

my heart,
walking,
running,
trying to put my change back in my wallet fast enough in front of the cashier,

my grandma showing me of to her friends as a technology genius,
me who just changed the h d m i on her tv,

the love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly,

teacher, everyone form a group of three,
me-and my friends,

my face before pubert,
my face during puberty,

i become mad religious when i'm on a roller coaster i be reciting surahs-and i don't even have memorized before the drop,

it's only available in japan,

please read,
dear epic games i want fort-nite to add a twerking emote-and make the boobs bigger-and the booty,
no,

whoever made this is getting deported,

you know i wear a seat-belt cuz i keep that m f strap on me,

i like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips,
have fun moving to kansas, you tiny idiot,

me,
the micro-wave timer,
one second,

me walking into the gym for the first time in 3 years while eye of the tiger blares through my head-phones,

p s 2 building,