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Session Clusterfuck-- I mean 2E

Bigwood Aug 14th, 2011 123 Never
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  1. [23:36:27] <Paradox> Alright!
  2. [23:36:42] <Paradox> It's a lovely day, and the 75th Spring of Spring
  3. [23:36:49] <Paradox> Which means that today is the FISHING CONTEST!
  4. [23:37:35] <Paradox> Mayor Day and Mrs. Day are busy handing out a BUCKET OF BAIT and an OLD ROD to people, as he gets ready to announce the rules.
  5. [23:39:56] <Paradox> "Hello everyone! Welcome to the Oran Village fishing contest!"
  6. [23:40:27] * Nephene stretches while Amon meditates. One with the lake, one with the aura.
  7. [23:40:27] <Paradox> "We've got some fishing equipment for you here, if you don't have your own..."
  8. [23:41:21] <Nephene> "One set, please."
  9. [23:41:25] * Barkeep SHOULD have one considering fishing is his favorite hobby...
  10. [23:41:33] <Barkeep> (But it's not on my sheet or anything...)
  11. [23:41:49] * Nephene probably wouldn't have been able to borrow her brother's set.
  12. [23:41:52] <Paradox> "This year's rules are a bit different than normal! We're going to be catching the fish live, and then awarding the prize to the best fish, not to the person with the most!"
  13. [23:41:54] <Nephene> Or spares, if he had any.
  14. [23:41:57] <Jack> "I'd like a set, please," Jack requests with a small smile, Taro and Mr. Angry standing faithfully beside him.
  15. [23:42:02] * Flynn_ hasn't fished since he was maybe ten years old so obviously he doesn't have his own :B
  16. [23:42:24] * Clarity has plenty-- more than plenty.  In fact, she'd already been spending all her time goofily giggling to herself... and at Sky, of course, but the Shinx would have none of this, giving the same lion-y groan he usually does.  So, the usual.
  17. [23:42:26] <Flynn_> "If it isn't too much trouble, could I have one too?"
  18. [23:42:38] * LisaHornsby Ohboyohboy. Waits in line for her rod and bucket of BAITS. "So many fun things to do Tori! I hope we win!"
  19. [23:42:47] <Nephene> "Claud!"
  20. [23:42:50] <Nephene> "Good luck out there!"
  21. [23:43:02] <Paradox> "You may attempt to fish as many times as you like, but please release any fish you don't intend to enter into the contest!"
  22. [23:43:07] <Nephene> "Or should I wish for the best of skill?"
  23. [23:43:15] * Raven collects her own bucket of bait and rod from the judges with an affirmative nod, eyeing the competition...
  24. [23:43:34] <Paradox> "You'll each get one free bucket of bait. Additional buckets are available for 500P!"
  25. [23:43:39] <Barkeep> "Oh, thanks, Sis."
  26. [23:44:01] * Henry_Whitacre gets in line, too. :3c
  27. [23:44:02] <Barkeep> "But I don't mind winning or losing. Fishing is fun."
  28. [23:44:20] * Flynn_ uses the Bait feature to have his own supply of bait!
  29. [23:44:24] <Paradox> "Alright everyone! Judging will be at 6PM, so you have all morning and afternoon!"
  30. [23:44:40] <Jack> "Good luck, all of you! I'm sure this is going to be fun."
  31. [23:44:41] <Raven> "hm...where to begin..."
  32. [23:44:44] <Nephene> "Maybe I can talk to a new friend tonight. Who knows?"
  33. [23:44:48] <Henry_Whitacre> "This usually isn't my sort of thing... however..."
  34. [23:44:52] <Paradox> And with that, he passes out a bucket of bait and a rod to anyone that wants one.
  35. [23:45:22] * Nephene checks the quality of the rod and the line. It's not as if she's an expert, but it'd be good to know about any fractures or line breaks ahead of time.
  36. [23:45:32] <Ricki> ( What kind of bait is it? )
  37. [23:45:51] <Clarity> "O~kay, Sky~!  We're gonna try something NEW today!  ... Or maybe not."  Standing up, the fisherperson herself hoists a much fancier-looking-than-most fishing rod up and cradles the poor Shinx who obviously hates it.
  38. [23:46:08] <Paradox> Nephene; the rods are old and not fancy, but serviceable.
  39. [23:46:15] <Jack> (Master Bait)
  40. [23:46:15] * Raven wastes no time heading o the fishing spots, wanting to snag a good one early.
  41. [23:46:17] <Paradox> Ricki, it is MYSTERY bait
  42. [23:46:31] <Paradox> each bucket will let you cast 5 lines!
  43. [23:46:33] <Nephene> "....I think we're good, Amon." She bops the Riolu on the head to get him out of his trance.
  44. [23:46:51] * Jack is cautious enough to inspect the bait and rod for any obvious problems before he sets off.
  45. [23:46:53] <Nephene> Annoyed, Amon climbs on top of Nephene's head, and balances on one foot.
  46. [23:47:21] * Barkeep picks up two buckets of bait, and keeps his own rod. It's not the best, but it's the one he likes using.
  47. [23:47:30] <Jack> Seeing none, he nods, then looks to his Pokemon, "Alright, let's go catch something!" Jack then runs off hurriedly to find a spot.
  48. [23:47:40] * Barkeep cranes his head to the sky and looks to see what the weather will be like.
  49. [23:47:48] * Nephene looks around for a serviceable spot.
  50. [23:47:53] <Paradox> You may fish either at the beach, the lake, or the river
  51. [23:48:01] <Paradox> with each location having different pokemon
  52. [23:48:11] * Nephene tries the lake!
  53. [23:48:12] * Henry_Whitacre has had enough of the beach, and tries the river.
  54. [23:48:23] <Jack> Ever fond of the river, Jack heads there to fish.
  55. [23:48:27] * Henry_Whitacre also isn't going anywhere near that lake after hearing about Old Pincher
  56. [23:48:33] * LisaHornsby "Hmm, where should we cast off Tori?" The little litwick sitting on the brim of her hat shrugs and points towards the Lake. "Lit!" "To the Lake!"
  57. [23:48:41] <Raven> "...I've never tried my luck at deep sea fishing, but the lake has ol' pincher...hm. Let's try the lake!"
  58. [23:48:50] <Raven> (err, the river, rather~)
  59. [23:49:06] <Paradox> ( nat 1 in lake is ol' pincher! ;D )
  60. [23:49:54] * Barkeep goes onto the lake. He knows that lake well, and has spent many an hour at it. He feels confident about going there.
  61. [23:49:55] * Clarity had a GENIUS PLAN to fish at the mines instead... or would've if not for being so familiar with the rules.  Can always dream!  That said, the napaholic and the intolerant animal find themselves heading to the beach.  In casual clothes, of course... in the latter's case that means a huge scarf that just looks totally adorable on him.  Really.
  62. [23:50:06] * Flynn_ looks around at everyone scattering, mystified. This is a HARDCORE fishing contest. Hmm. The lake will probably do, then.
  63. [23:50:09] * Henry_Whitacre tips his hat to Jack and Raven, before setting out a picnic blanket to sit on at the river's edge so his clothes don't get dirty.
  64. [23:51:00] * Raven waves friendily enough back, even if she's in a bit of a serious mood. She's perched on a tree branch over the river.
  65. [23:52:07] * Henry_Whitacre carefully applies bait to his rod, handling it and the hook carefully with gloved fingers.
  66. [23:52:22] * Jack waves to Henry and Raven, smiling cheerflly as he casually sits himself down by the bank and prepares his rod for casting.
  67. [23:52:37] * Nephene sets up near a quiet spot on the lake edge, and attaches the bait.
  68. [23:52:45] * LisaHornsby Wades in ankle deep wiggling her toes in the mud before applying MYSTERY BAITS to her rod. "Lets cast off~"
  69. [23:52:54] * Ricki waddles on over to the beach. Poor fishies there.
  70. [23:53:05] * Raven whistles as she baits up and casts the rod out herself.
  71. [23:53:06] <Paradox> (Okay, gimme a 1d100-10 roll, and state WHERE you're fishing )
  72. [23:53:12] <Paradox> ( -10 if you're using an old rod )
  73. [23:53:20] <LisaHornsby> 1d100-10 Lakes
  74. [23:53:21] <DiceMaid-9001> LisaHornsby, Lakes: 8 [1d100=18]
  75. [23:53:26] * Barkeep sets out on his small fishing boat to the middle of the lake and casts his line.
  76. [23:53:28] <LisaHornsby> (Ohgod)
  77. [23:53:30] <Barkeep> 1d100-10 lakes
  78. [23:53:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, lakes: 6 [1d100=16]
  79. [23:53:32] <Jack> 1d100-10 LAKES
  80. [23:53:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, LAKES: -7 [1d100=3]
  81. [23:53:35] <Barkeep> (SHIT WHAT)
  82. [23:53:36] <Jack> (RIVER
  83. [23:53:38] <Jack> (RIVER SORRY
  84. [23:53:42] <Jack> (That was river
  85. [23:53:45] <Jack> (But holy shit)
  86. [23:53:45] <Clarity> (Oh man, this is terrible when you know how bite mechanics work, hahaha)
  87. [23:53:49] <Flynn_> 1d100 Lake!
  88. [23:53:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Flynn_, Lake!: 17 [1d100=17]
  89. [23:53:54] <Jack> (Higher is better with bite mechanics.)
  90. [23:53:57] <Flynn_> Er, 1d100-10
  91. [23:53:57] <Paradox> (Yeah, high is good actually <:3c )
  92. [23:53:58] <Jack> (So that's horrible.)
  93. [23:54:00] <Clarity> 1d100+4 Beach~
  94. [23:54:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Clarity, Beach~: 22 [1d100=18]
  95. [23:54:04] <Ricki> 1d100-10 Beach
  96. [23:54:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, Beach: 29 [1d100=39]
  97. [23:54:05] <LisaHornsby> (mfw nothing above 20)
  98. [23:54:09] <Raven> 1d100-10 river
  99. [23:54:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, river: 26 [1d100=36]
  100. [23:54:10] <Paradox> (dicemeeeeidoooo)
  101. [23:54:12] <Nephene> 1d100-10 Lake
  102. [23:54:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, Lake: 82 [1d100=92]
  103. [23:54:16] <Barkeep> (HAHA WHAT DICEMAID)
  104. [23:54:20] <Raven> (what the hell is with these lowballs dicemaid)
  105. [23:54:41] <Flynn_> (mfw when nephenee wins)
  106. [23:54:42] <Paradox> Nepehene gets a bite at the Lake!
  107. [23:54:53] <Nephene> "Amon, we've got one...."
  108. [23:54:58] <Nephene> "Ready up!"
  109. [23:55:02] * Nephene reels it in!
  110. [23:55:11] <Paradox> (Roll reel!)
  111. [23:55:23] <Nephene> (....what's the reel roll)
  112. [23:55:38] <Paradox> (1d100)
  113. [23:55:44] <Nephene> 1d100
  114. [23:55:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, 1d100: 48 [1d100=48]
  115. [23:55:53] <Nephene> "Come oooooooon, come on....."
  116. [23:55:54] <Henry_Whitacre_> 1d100-10 oh boy
  117. [23:55:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry_Whitacre_, oh boy: 85 [1d100=95]
  118. [23:56:16] <Henry_Whitacre_> (Lake btw)
  119. [23:56:19] <Henry_Whitacre_> (ER)
  120. [23:56:21] <Henry_Whitacre_> (River)
  121. [23:56:22] <Henry_Whitacre_> (I mean)
  122. [23:56:36] <Henry_Whitacre_> (My brain gets crossed sometimes)
  123. [23:56:38] <Raven> 1d100 river and ruh roh
  124. [23:56:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, river and ruh roh: 62 [1d100=62]
  125. [23:57:04] <Paradox> Nephenee manages to reel out a poliwag, and catch it with her net!
  126. [23:57:12] <Paradox> ( oh yeah, you also all get CATCHNETS)
  127. [23:57:13] <Nephene> "Hi, there!"
  128. [23:57:24] <Barkeep> 1d100-10 lake again (my rod's the same as everyone else's right?)
  129. [23:57:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, lake again (my rod's the same as everyone else's right?): 34 [1d100=44]
  130. [23:57:37] <Paradox> ( no, you get 0 mod )
  131. [23:57:39] <Paradox> ( so 44 )
  132. [23:57:58] <LisaHornsby> 1d100-10 Lake again. No Whammy.
  133. [23:57:59] <DiceMaid-9001> LisaHornsby, Lake again. No Whammy.: -5 [1d100=5]
  134. [23:58:01] <Paradox> Henry manages to hook something, too
  135. [23:58:04] <Flynn_> 1d100-10 at the lake, because PERSISTENCE
  136. [23:58:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Flynn_, at the lake, because PERSISTENCE: -4 [1d100=6]
  137. [23:58:07] <Henry_Whitacre_> 1d100 reeeel?
  138. [23:58:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry_Whitacre_, reeeel?: 39 [1d100=39]
  139. [23:58:10] <Flynn_> (oh god fucking dammit.)
  140. [23:58:12] <LisaHornsby> (Fate hates Lisa.)
  141. [23:58:17] * Nephene pats the little Poliwag.
  142. [23:58:31] <Jack> 1d100-10 River again.
  143. [23:58:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, River again.: 35 [1d100=45]
  144. [23:58:34] <Nephene> "Let's see if we can get something else...."
  145. [23:58:39] <Paradox> And Henry reels in a Shellos! :O
  146. [23:58:41] <Nephene> 1d100-10 Lake!
  147. [23:58:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, Lake!: 23 [1d100=33]
  148. [23:58:47] <Barkeep> 1d100 lake 3rd try!
  149. [23:58:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, lake 3rd try!: 96 [1d100=96]
  150. [23:58:48] <Barkeep> !
  151. [23:58:55] <Paradox> And the Shellos actually has a Shell! :O
  152. [23:59:09] <Clarity> 1d100+4 beach again, glorious clusterfuck
  153. [23:59:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Clarity, beach again, glorious clusterfuck: 8 [1d100=4]
  154. [23:59:09] * Henry_Whitacre_ carefully nets it.
  155. [23:59:21] <Jack> 1d100-10 Reel #3, River Fuck this
  156. [23:59:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, Reel #3, River Fuck this: -6 [1d100=4]
  157. [23:59:24] * Raven casts her rod again
  158. [23:59:25] <Jack> ((OH MY GOD)
  159. [23:59:36] <Raven> 1d100-10 river~
  160. [23:59:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, river~: 85 [1d100=95]
  161. [23:59:44] <Paradox> Oh god Barkeep!
  162. [23:59:48] <Paradox> You've got something huge on the line!
  163. [23:59:51] <Paradox> REEL
  164. [23:59:59] <Barkeep> 1d100 BOKU NI TSURARETE MIRU
  165. [00:00:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, BOKU NI TSURARETE MIRU: 55 [1d100=55]
  166. [00:00:18] <Jack> 1d100-10 FUCK, River Reel #4
  167. [00:00:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, FUCK, River Reel #4: 79 [1d100=89]
  168. [00:00:24] <Jack> (Oh hey.)
  169. [00:00:30] <Barkeep> 1d100 first prob control...
  170. [00:00:37] <Paradox> (dicemeeeido )
  171. [00:00:39] <Henry_Whitacre_> (lolwhat)
  172. [00:00:40] <Barkeep> (o.o)
  173. [00:00:44] <Barkeep> (does that get me something?)
  174. [00:00:45] <Raven> (that's kinda hilarious)
  175. [00:00:49] <Flynn_> 1d100-10 at the lake for the third cast, IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED SKYDIVING'S NOT FOR YOU
  176. [00:00:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Flynn_, at the lake for the third cast, IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED SKYDIVING'S NOT FOR YOU: 90 [1d100=100]
  177. [00:00:53] <Jack> (CHECK OUT MY DOUBLES)
  178. [00:00:54] <Nephene> ( But the future refused to CHANGE )
  179. [00:00:54] <Paradox> Barkeep feels it getting away!
  180. [00:00:57] <Flynn_> (pffffffffff)
  181. [00:00:59] <Barkeep> 1d100 NOT IF I CAN HELP IT
  182. [00:00:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, NOT IF I CAN HELP IT: 50 [1d100=50]
  183. [00:00:59] <Paradox> (FFFFFFF)
  184. [00:01:03] <LisaHornsby> 1d100-10 Lake #3 if nothing is hooked here onto the next spot!
  185. [00:01:03] <DiceMaid-9001> LisaHornsby, Lake #3 if nothing is hooked here onto the next spot!: 34 [1d100=44]
  186. [00:01:04] <Barkeep> 1d100 LAST OOOOONE
  187. [00:01:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, LAST OOOOONE: 38 [1d100=38]
  188. [00:01:07] <Paradox> (okay hold on guys )
  189. [00:01:09] <Barkeep> (GOD DAMN YOU DICEMAID)
  190. [00:01:26] <Paradox> (finishing Barkeep, then doing Jack, then Flynn...)
  191. [00:02:12] * Nephene looks over to Barkeep. "Hey! Need some help there?"
  192. [00:02:21] <Paradox> After warping spacetime a little bit, Barkeep manages to pull out a totodile!
  193. [00:02:21] <Barkeep> "If you... could..."
  194. [00:02:27] <Barkeep> "Ah!"
  195. [00:02:29] <Paradox> I guess it wasn't that huge, just strong!
  196. [00:02:36] <Paradox> It tugs angrily at the line D:<
  197. [00:02:38] <Nephene> ".....nope! Looks like you've got it!"
  198. [00:02:42] <Nephene> "Congrats!"
  199. [00:03:13] <Paradox> Jack has something on his line, too!
  200. [00:03:17] <Paradox> Reel, Jack! REEL
  201. [00:03:25] <Jack> 1d100
  202. [00:03:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, 1d100: 39 [1d100=39]
  203. [00:04:30] <Paradox> (where are you again, Jack?)
  204. [00:04:57] <Jack> (River)
  205. [00:05:08] * Nephene reels the line back in, and slings the rod over her shoulder. "Amon. We're going to help Claud."
  206. [00:05:22] <Nephene> The innkeeper picks up the netted Poliwag, and goes over to help her brother!
  207. [00:06:03] <Paradox> Jack pulls out a marill!
  208. [00:06:19] <Nephene> "You okay?"
  209. [00:06:21] <Paradox> (er, not marill, the unevolved version)
  210. [00:06:28] <Nephene> (( Azurill? ))
  211. [00:06:33] <Paradox> ( yes that one )
  212. [00:06:37] <Nephene> (( Is it one of the gender-changing ones? ))
  213. [00:06:46] <Paradox> ( WHO KNOWS )
  214. [00:06:58] <Barkeep> "I could use a massage... my muscles are sore..."
  215. [00:07:11] <Paradox> Flynn_!
  216. [00:07:13] <Paradox> Roll reel
  217. [00:07:29] <Flynn_> 1d100-10 REEL LIKE YOU MEAN IT
  218. [00:07:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Flynn_, REEL LIKE YOU MEAN IT: 72 [1d100=82]
  219. [00:07:36] <Barkeep> (you don't subtract I think)
  220. [00:08:15] <Paradox> Flynn sees a large green head peek up
  221. [00:08:28] <Clarity> (With an old rod you don't, no)
  222. [00:08:29] <Nephene> "Shhh, shhh. Just relax," she says as she rubs Barkeep's shoulders. "It was worth it, right?"
  223. [00:08:31] <Paradox> And then submerge quickly ... taking Flynn's rod with it.
  224. [00:08:54] <Barkeep> "Yeah... thanks sis."
  225. [00:08:58] <Barkeep> (roll healing?)
  226. [00:09:38] <Barkeep> (I'm at 12/120 ; ;)
  227. [00:10:03] <Nephene> 4d10+10 HP healed
  228. [00:10:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, HP healed: 33 [4d10=7,10,2,4]
  229. [00:10:10] <Nephene> (that's not right)
  230. [00:10:14] <Nephene> 4d20+10 HP healed
  231. [00:10:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, HP healed: 59 [4d20=16,5,11,17]
  232. [00:10:22] * Jack places the Azurill into an Apricorn ball with a sigh, "Don't think this will win, but, maybe we can find a use for it."
  233. [00:10:22] <Henry_Whitacre_> 4#1d100-10 hey here's a crazy idea, why don't I roll all of these at once and let Dox come back to it when he wants
  234. [00:10:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry_Whitacre_, hey here's a crazy idea, why don't I roll all of these at once and let Dox come back to it when he wants: 14 [1d100=24], 28 [1d100=38], 11 [1d100=21], 28 [1d100=38]
  235. [00:10:35] <Henry_Whitacre_> (You slick whore)
  236. [00:10:47] <Raven> (my 2nd roll was a 85 for the cast at the river, when you figure out your queue for it, gonna go get a drink~)
  237. [00:10:48] <Paradox> Henry gets nobites :(
  238. [00:11:00] * Jack casts his line out once more, using the last of his bait
  239. [00:11:01] * Henry_Whitacre_ will settle for the Shellos, looking at it curiously.
  240. [00:11:13] <Nephene> "Any better?" she asks, setting up again adjacent to her brother.
  241. [00:11:16] <Jack> 1d100-10 River #5 TAKE THIS MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY BAIT
  242. [00:11:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, River #5 TAKE THIS MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY BAIT: 6 [1d100=16]
  243. [00:11:17] <Barkeep> "Thanks a lot, sis... that feels much better."
  244. [00:11:22] <Jack> ((FFFFFUUUUUUUUU)
  245. [00:11:28] <Flynn_> "Oh no you don't! That's MY borrowed rod!"
  246. [00:11:29] <Nephene> "Let's see if I can get a friend for this guy."
  247. [00:11:40] <Flynn_> 1d100-10 lure ball!
  248. [00:11:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Flynn_, lure ball!: 3 [1d100=13]
  249. [00:11:41] * Barkeep smiles.
  250. [00:11:45] <Henry_Whitacre_> (WHAT)
  251. [00:11:45] <Paradox> (!!!)
  252. [00:11:51] <Paradox> (ahahahaahaha)
  253. [00:12:00] <Paradox> ( oh god you needed under 5 )
  254. [00:12:10] <Flynn_> (WELP)
  255. [00:12:16] * Nephene sits on the end of the net so the Poliwag stays caught, and casts the line.
  256. [00:12:25] <Paradox> You hear a BZZT and the ball sinks!
  257. [00:12:57] <Flynn_> "Uh. Um. How did that happen."
  258. [00:13:24] <Paradox> Henry: The Shellos is a light beige, and has a rocky spiral shell.
  259. [00:13:33] <Nephene> 1d100-10 lake
  260. [00:13:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, lake: 20 [1d100=30]
  261. [00:13:42] * Flynn_ promptly strips down to his skivvies and dives for the damn thing before it can sink down to the bottom of the lake.
  262. [00:13:45] <Barkeep> "Hmmm..."
  263. [00:14:01] <Barkeep> "Sis, I'm thinking of changing spots. What about you?"
  264. [00:14:05] <Paradox> (roll reel when you getr back, Raven )
  265. [00:14:13] <Raven> 1d100 ruh roh at the river
  266. [00:14:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, ruh roh at the river: 24 [1d100=24]
  267. [00:14:23] <Nephene> "Do we even have the time?"
  268. [00:14:25] * Jack goes to buy another bucket of bait, then heads to the beach.
  269. [00:14:35] <Paradox> Raven pulls out a Barboach!
  270. [00:14:36] <Barkeep> (Fishing contest is all day isn't it dox?)
  271. [00:14:41] <Jack> "IF I can't catch anything by the lake, perhaps I'll have better luck here."
  272. [00:14:42] <Paradox> ( It is )
  273. [00:14:48] <Barkeep> "We got plenty."
  274. [00:15:06] <LisaHornsby> 1d100-10 Lake #4
  275. [00:15:07] <DiceMaid-9001> LisaHornsby, Lake #4: 70 [1d100=80]
  276. [00:15:10] <Barkeep> "I think the river sounds nice."
  277. [00:15:31] <Jack> 1d100-10 Beach #1 Round 2 COME ON
  278. [00:15:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, Beach #1 Round 2 COME ON: 23 [1d100=33]
  279. [00:15:50] * Nephene nods. "Let's pack up."
  280. [00:15:58] <Raven> Raven isn't quite sure what to make of the critter! "hmm...just sit over here for now, little guy."
  281. [00:16:15] * Flynn_ sputters up to the surface and heads back to the shore of the lake, dripping, then flashes a smile at Nephene and Barkeep nearby.
  282. [00:16:15] * Nephene reels in the line, and slings the net and her fishing rod over her shoulder. "Alright, Amon. To the river!"
  283. [00:16:25] * Nephene waves to Flynn with a smile. :D
  284. [00:16:32] <Nephene> "Good hustle, Flynn!"
  285. [00:16:39] <Barkeep> "Yeah, nice one."
  286. [00:16:45] * Flynn_ promptly lets whatever it is out of the Lure Ball to see what it is.
  287. [00:16:51] <Barkeep> 1d100 river! #4
  288. [00:16:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, river! #4: 7 [1d100=7]
  289. [00:16:58] <Jack> 4#1d100-10 ALL THE BEACH, ALL OF IT
  290. [00:16:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, ALL THE BEACH, ALL OF IT: 56 [1d100=66], 89 [1d100=99], -9 [1d100=1], 20 [1d100=30]
  291. [00:17:01] <Paradox> Flynn, the ball...
  292. [00:17:02] <Paradox> won't open! D:
  293. [00:17:07] <Jack> ((>99, 1))
  294. [00:17:13] <Flynn_> "...D:."
  295. [00:17:17] <Paradox> It just heats up, but nothing comes out.
  296. [00:17:30] <Flynn_> "Uh. I think my Pokeball is broken."
  297. [00:17:40] <Barkeep> "Huh?"
  298. [00:17:43] <Paradox> LISA
  299. [00:17:45] <Paradox> roll reel!
  300. [00:17:46] <Nephene> "Talk to Arawn right away."
  301. [00:17:46] <Barkeep> "Oh, wow."
  302. [00:17:50] <LisaHornsby> 1d100 ohgosh
  303. [00:17:51] <DiceMaid-9001> LisaHornsby, ohgosh: 17 [1d100=17]
  304. [00:17:56] <Barkeep> "Yeah, you should do that..."
  305. [00:18:00] <Nephene> "That.....that migt be an emergency."
  306. [00:18:11] <Flynn_> "I don't want to go anywhere near that maniac today. Heard him muttering about artifacts and dwarf skin or something. Euuurgh."
  307. [00:18:38] <Barkeep> "Flynn, if that pokemon can't get out..."
  308. [00:18:41] * Henry_Whitacre_ checks out early, heading back to get his Shellos examined.
  309. [00:18:43] <Nephene> "It's probably not good for the poor guy trapped inside, though!"
  310. [00:18:50] <Paradox> Lisa pulls out a goldeen without any trouble!
  311. [00:18:52] * Henry_Whitacre_ will just duck out of session until everyone is done.
  312. [00:19:13] <Barkeep> "Maybe I could take a look at it for a second."
  313. [00:19:45] <Barkeep> (dox can I roll an int check to see what's wrong with it?)
  314. [00:19:51] <Paradox> ( sure )
  315. [00:19:58] <Raven> Raven contemplates her options from the tree branch. "oooh, that's a cute one you got there, Henry~"
  316. [00:20:01] <Barkeep> 1d20+8
  317. [00:20:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, 1d20+8: 14 [1d20=6]
  318. [00:20:11] <Barkeep> (that was a 7, I mistyped)
  319. [00:20:37] <Paradox> ( do you have Psychometry?)
  320. [00:20:59] <Barkeep> (I do... not.)
  321. [00:21:08] <Paradox> You don't know what's wrong with it. :I
  322. [00:21:09] <LisaHornsby> (I do~)
  323. [00:21:23] <Paradox> JACK
  324. [00:21:25] <Barkeep> (I was actually going to suggest taking it to lisa if I couldn't figure it out)
  325. [00:21:28] <Jack> (Should I reroll those ones I did all at once, or can you work with that?)
  326. [00:21:28] <Paradox> At the beach...
  327. [00:21:31] <Barkeep> (before you guys said anything)
  328. [00:21:34] <Jack> (Oh, okay.)
  329. [00:21:35] <Paradox> You get a tug on your line!
  330. [00:21:35] <Paradox> Roll reel
  331. [00:21:44] <Barkeep> "I dunno, but if you don't want to talk to arwan, ask lisa."
  332. [00:21:49] <Jack> (I use a Lure ball with the reel, right?)
  333. [00:21:59] <LisaHornsby> "What a pretty fish!"
  334. [00:22:04] <Nephene> "If she can repair it, sure, I'll talk to her first."
  335. [00:22:11] <Paradox> ( you can if you HAVE lure balls, otherwise no )
  336. [00:22:15] <Paradox> ( just 1d100 )
  337. [00:22:19] <Jack> (I have two, use.)
  338. [00:22:21] <Jack> 1d100-10 LURE BALL
  339. [00:22:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, LURE BALL: 51 [1d100=61]
  340. [00:22:29] <Raven> "I caught...this thing!  Not sure what to make of him, hehe."
  341. [00:22:33] <Flynn_> !dm lastlines 15
  342. [00:22:40] <Raven> She holds up the squiggly barboach!
  343. [00:22:42] <Paradox> You pull out a Krabby, but it gets away.
  344. [00:22:52] <Nephene> "I'm worried. I'll pull out of this contest if I have to."
  345. [00:22:58] <Flynn_> !dm9001 lastlines #15
  346. [00:23:25] <Barkeep> "Flynn, you'll take it to Lisa at least, won't you?"
  347. [00:23:38] <Flynn_> "Sure. Just as long as she doesn't try to skin me."
  348. [00:23:46] <Nephene> At the very least, she tries to read an Aura within the ball.
  349. [00:23:46] <LisaHornsby> 1d100-10 #5 LAST CHANCE for new fishy friends
  350. [00:23:47] <DiceMaid-9001> LisaHornsby, #5 LAST CHANCE for new fishy friends: 76 [1d100=86]
  351. [00:23:59] <Barkeep> 1d100 #5 at river
  352. [00:24:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, #5 at river: 80 [1d100=80]
  353. [00:24:00] <Paradox> You can't read auras through a ball, you silly!
  354. [00:24:07] <Paradox> Lisa, roll reel!
  355. [00:24:14] <LisaHornsby> 1d100 Alrighty!
  356. [00:24:14] <DiceMaid-9001> LisaHornsby, Alrighty!: 10 [1d100=10]
  357. [00:24:27] <Paradox> Lisa is a champion reeler!
  358. [00:24:40] <LisaHornsby> "Ahah we should fish more often Tori!"
  359. [00:24:41] <Paradox> She pulls out a Palpitoad.
  360. [00:24:42] <Nephene> "....be quick, okay?"
  361. [00:24:58] <Paradox> Barkeep, roll reel~
  362. [00:25:08] <Barkeep> 1d100 stay near the tower i pull dem fukers in
  363. [00:25:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, stay near the tower i pull dem fukers in: 32 [1d100=32]
  364. [00:25:34] <Nephene> "I'll be at the river. See Arawn right away if Lisa can't help you."
  365. [00:25:35] * Raven watches Henry walk off with a frown. 'hmmm. oh well. We'll try our luck here one more time, then head elsewhere.'
  366. [00:25:40] * Jack goes back to buy more bait, then heads back to beach.
  367. [00:25:42] <Raven> (oh god DL ahahah deadheadfred)
  368. [00:25:45] <Nephene> She's off to the river to follow her brother.
  369. [00:25:50] <LisaHornsby> "Oh. You are sorta funny looking."
  370. [00:25:57] <Jack> 1d100-10 Reel #1, Round 3 Beach
  371. [00:25:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, Reel #1, Round 3 Beach: 19 [1d100=29]
  372. [00:25:58] <Paradox> You pull out a Basculin!
  373. [00:26:14] <Nephene> 1d100-10 River once she's there
  374. [00:26:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, River once she's there: 45 [1d100=55]
  375. [00:26:15] <Paradox> ( Jack sure is buying a lot of bait! )
  376. [00:26:25] <Jack> (This is his last round of it.)
  377. [00:26:43] <Raven> Raven casts at the river again!
  378. [00:26:56] <Raven> 1d100-10 river~
  379. [00:26:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, river~: -5 [1d100=5]
  380. [00:26:59] <Jack> 1d100-10 Reel #2, Round 3 Beach
  381. [00:27:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, Reel #2, Round 3 Beach: 88 [1d100=98]
  382. [00:27:00] * Flynn_ heads over to Lisa, waving. "Good afternoon!"
  383. [00:27:01] <Raven> (pppht.)
  384. [00:27:03] <Clarity> 1d100+4 is it safe to beach #3 now
  385. [00:27:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Clarity, is it safe to beach #3 now: 100 [1d100=96]
  386. [00:27:08] <Barkeep> 1d100 Reel #6 I bought 2 things of bait :D
  387. [00:27:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, Reel #6 I bought 2 things of bait :D: 79 [1d100=79]
  388. [00:27:09] <Henry_Whitacre_> (UH OH)
  389. [00:27:11] <Paradox> The basculin is RED, Barkeep.
  390. [00:27:14] <Clarity> (APPARENTLY IT IS, WHERE'S MY LUGIA)
  391. [00:27:14] <LisaHornsby> "Huh? Oh! Hi there!"
  392. [00:27:28] <Nephene> "Sorry I'm late!"
  393. [00:27:28] <Barkeep> Red?
  394. [00:27:31] <Paradox> ( oh god )
  395. [00:27:43] <Paradox> ( Red-Striped I mean )
  396. [00:27:50] <Paradox> ( It is a Red-Stripe Basculin )
  397. [00:27:55] <LisaHornsby> "Enjoying the contest?"
  398. [00:28:00] <Paradox> ( Okay ... everyone hold up )
  399. [00:28:11] <Paradox> ( with the rolls, you can do RP though )
  400. [00:28:24] <Paradox> Jack - roll reel
  401. [00:28:32] <Clarity> (Yeah, the mechanics were written to be, uh, more solo stuff than this.  I'M SORRY)
  402. [00:28:33] <Flynn_> "Yeah, it's been really nice. I didn't think fishing could actually be exciting, I remember it being super boring. Anyway, can you help me with something next time you take a break?"
  403. [00:28:37] <Barkeep> "No problem, Sis."
  404. [00:28:43] * Jack casts his line out once more, looking determined as ever to catch something worth while. As he gets a bite, he does his best to reel it in.
  405. [00:28:52] <Jack> 1d100-10 Reel, using last lureball
  406. [00:28:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Jack, Reel, using last lureball: 19 [1d100=29]
  407. [00:28:56] <Jack> (WOO!)
  408. [00:28:58] <Paradox> 1d100
  409. [00:28:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 71 [1d100=71]
  410. [00:29:10] <LisaHornsby> "Oh sure. I'm taking a break right now. Just caught this little guy here. What did you need?"
  411. [00:29:14] <Paradox> Jack reels in a Cloyster, with some effort!
  412. [00:29:31] <Barkeep> "I think I got something here though, let's see what I can do..."
  413. [00:29:48] * Clarity suddenly leaps up at a shock from a small animal... drool's still on her face though, suddenly realizing how many people are at the beach now.  Still drowsy, of course!
  414. [00:29:51] * Nephene looks at the Poliwag. "Sorry, guy. Nothing just yet."
  415. [00:30:07] <Jack> "My, aren't you a fearsome lookin' thing," he eyes the Cloyster approvingly, "you should do real nicely."
  416. [00:30:13] <Paradox> Clarity...
  417. [00:30:19] <Paradox> (Roll 1d100)
  418. [00:30:42] <Clarity> 1d100-10 in case you're still doing rod bonus stuff, JUST IN CASE
  419. [00:30:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Clarity, in case you're still doing rod bonus stuff, JUST IN CASE: 77 [1d100=87]
  420. [00:30:53] <Clarity> (oh dicemaid, you so crazy)
  421. [00:31:06] <Henry_Whitacre_> "Hn? Oh, thank you, Raven!" (Suddenly retcon)
  422. [00:31:24] <Nephene> 1d100-10 river
  423. [00:31:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, river: 38 [1d100=48]
  424. [00:31:46] <Paradox> Clarity struggles against a big fish with a rocky head, but she can't reel it in! D:
  425. [00:31:51] <Henry_Whitacre_> "I look forward to seeing how it fares... even if it doesn't do well, my keen eye tells me this one may be a keeper."
  426. [00:32:30] <Paradox> ( also, jack, you're not keeping the Azurril? ;o; )
  427. [00:32:33] <Raven> "I'm not having much success here myself...thinking of movin' to the lake.  I'm...not sure what to do with this little guy!" she handles the barboach...carefully.  "Sorry buddy, you don't seem...WALKY enough for guard duty."
  428. [00:32:41] <Barkeep> (Oh, can we not catch more than one?)
  429. [00:32:42] <Clarity> Yaaaaaawn.  "Oh, is that it, Sky?  I toldjya only wake me up for the good ones."  Without even getting a good glance at it, her head rests of the animal like a pillow.  And he isn't a fan.
  430. [00:32:49] <Flynn_> !dm9001 lastlines #15
  431. [00:32:51] <Jack> (I was told we can catch more than one.)
  432. [00:32:56] <Jack> (And can only present one.)
  433. [00:33:24] <Paradox> (  <Paradox> "You may attempt to fish as many times as you like, but please release any fish you don't intend to enter into the contest!" )
  434. [00:33:38] <Jack> (Oh, well, yeah, releasing the Azurill.)
  435. [00:33:48] <Jack> (I don't need to catch ALL the normal types.)
  436. [00:33:59] * Henry_Whitacre_ eyes the barboach. "Good luck, then! I don't imagine there ARE too many water-capable pokemon possessing of legs..."
  437. [00:34:04] <Barkeep> (releasan the basculin then)
  438. [00:34:06] <Paradox> ( okay, well, who's next.. )
  439. [00:34:16] <Raven> "I suppose that's true, but some more mobile then this guy..."
  440. [00:34:19] <LisaHornsby> "Oh sure. I'm taking a break right now. Just caught this little guy here. What did you need?"
  441. [00:34:21] <Paradox> Barkeep!
  442. [00:34:22] <Paradox> Roll reel
  443. [00:34:27] <Barkeep> 1d100
  444. [00:34:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, 1d100: 13 [1d100=13]
  445. [00:34:30] <Raven> "However if my luck doesn't improve I'll have to drag him to the judges anyway, hehe."
  446. [00:35:00] <Paradox> Barkeep reels in Frillish!
  447. [00:35:10] * Jack heads over to Raven, over hearing her, "Hey, uh, I'm done so, want my bait? I still have a little left and you seem to be having even worse luck than I am, if you don't mind me saying."
  448. [00:35:17] * Jack offers the rest of the bucket to her.
  449. [00:35:33] <Barkeep> (hnnnilikemytotodilebetter:<)
  450. [00:35:43] <Nephene> ( He has attitude! )
  451. [00:35:43] <Raven> "hm? Oh, thanks!" she reaches down and snags the bucket!
  452. [00:36:12] * Ricki realizes after a while that the line... Hasn't done anything and pulls it back in. "Hey, Button... I think the water ate my bait..." He tries to slap a second piece of bait on and throws it out to sea.
  453. [00:36:23] <Ricki> 1d100-10 Only second roll @ beach ; so slow :p
  454. [00:36:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, Only second roll @ beach: 52 [1d100=62]
  455. [00:36:25] <Barkeep> 1d100 river #7
  456. [00:36:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, river #7: 63 [1d100=63]
  457. [00:36:33] <Barkeep> 1d100 river #8
  458. [00:36:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, river #8: 61 [1d100=61]
  459. [00:37:02] <Barkeep> 1d100 river #9
  460. [00:37:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, river #9: 63 [1d100=63]
  461. [00:37:16] <Barkeep> 1d100 this will either be a 62 or a 100
  462. [00:37:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, this will either be a 62 or a 100: 71 [1d100=71]
  463. [00:37:28] * Barkeep eventually runs out of bait :D
  464. [00:37:46] <Flynn_> "Oh, uh. I caught something, but the ball doesn't seem to want to opening."
  465. [00:37:50] * Barkeep whistles, "I think I'm happy with what I've got."
  466. [00:38:02] * Flynn_ holds out the Lure Ball for Lisa to inspect.
  467. [00:38:05] <Nephene> "I think I can do a little better...."
  468. [00:38:24] <Barkeep> "I'll support you however I can, sis."
  469. [00:38:37] <Nephene> "THe Poliwag's cute, though."
  470. [00:38:37] <Paradox> (woah okay )
  471. [00:39:22] * LisaHornsby "Really? That's odd. I'll take a look...for a price~" She says with a wink taking the ball from him. (Using Psychometry and Hours Past)
  472. [00:39:31] <Henry_Whitacre_> "I was going to go ahead and turn in my rod and bucket, but I may just watch..."
  473. [00:40:25] <Paradox> Ricki doesn't manage to get a bite :(
  474. [00:40:27] <Paradox> Barkeep...
  475. [00:40:33] <Paradox> Roll reel!
  476. [00:40:37] <Barkeep> 1d100
  477. [00:40:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, 1d100: 85 [1d100=85]
  478. [00:40:43] <Jack> "Anyway, I better be heading back to the square now. Good luck, Miss Raven!" he waves to her, then begins to make his way back to the square with his cloyster.
  479. [00:40:50] <Paradox> Flum flump it gets away, whatever it was :I
  480. [00:40:57] <Raven> "I'm...gonna give the river one last shot, then try the lake, methinks."
  481. [00:41:02] <Barkeep> "That's the way it goes."
  482. [00:41:03] <Paradox> Roll reel two more times...
  483. [00:41:08] <Barkeep> 1d100
  484. [00:41:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, 1d100: 33 [1d100=33]
  485. [00:41:10] <Barkeep> 1d100
  486. [00:41:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, 1d100: 42 [1d100=42]
  487. [00:41:10] <Jack> (I'm out until the fishan is done.)
  488. [00:41:28] <Barkeep> (should almost be done I think)
  489. [00:41:29] * Nephene casts the line!
  490. [00:41:30] * Henry_Whitacre_ watches Raven's fishing attempt intently.
  491. [00:42:08] <Raven> 1d100-10 river #4/8
  492. [00:42:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, river #4/8: 1 [1d100=11]
  493. [00:42:13] <Raven> (ffff)
  494. [00:42:27] <Paradox> Barkeep manages to pull out a...
  495. [00:42:48] * LisaHornsby Blinks a few times coming back to reality "Huh...that is odd...It just dosen't want to come out. And won't come out. Wow, this thing must be super strong! Maybe you need to convince it to come out?" she offers the ball back.
  496. [00:43:06] <Paradox> Staryu!
  497. [00:43:23] * Barkeep tosses it back and relaxes to watch nephene.
  498. [00:43:29] <Nephene> "....be right back. I need more bait."
  499. [00:43:40] <Barkeep> "Gotcha."
  500. [00:43:49] <Barkeep> "Hey, why don't you use my rod for a bit, sis?"
  501. [00:43:52] <Raven> Raven hops down from the tree and heads to the lake instead.
  502. [00:43:59] <Nephene> "If you're okay with it."
  503. [00:44:07] <Barkeep> "If it's you of course it's okay."
  504. [00:44:08] * Henry_Whitacre_ bids Raven goodbye for now. :3c
  505. [00:44:10] <Nephene> "Watch Amon and the Poliwag for me, then."
  506. [00:44:14] * Henry_Whitacre_ heads to town.
  507. [00:44:16] * Nephene goes off to buy more bait.
  508. [00:44:27] <Flynn_> "Well, if I have to convince it...let's see. All pokemon like good food, right? I'll just bring it back to the restaurant and see if it wants anything."
  509. [00:44:30] <Paradox> (okay, anyone else need rolls?)
  510. [00:45:02] <Ricki> "I think the fish in this water are broken..." Doesn't stop him from trying another piece of fishy bait.
  511. [00:45:04] <Raven> (yeah, just a sec)
  512. [00:45:10] <Nephene> ( Need to use up my newfound bait. )
  513. [00:45:12] <Raven> Raven gets to the lake and tries her luck else where.
  514. [00:45:19] <Ricki> 1d100-10 Third @ Beach
  515. [00:45:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, Third @ Beach: 73 [1d100=83]
  516. [00:45:21] * LisaHornsby Shrugs "Maybe. I think it was upset you caught it. That's just a guess though."
  517. [00:45:27] <Raven> 1d100-10 #5/8, lake
  518. [00:45:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, #5/8, lake: 38 [1d100=48]
  519. [00:45:35] <Nephene> ( Using Barkeep's fishing rod. )
  520. [00:45:44] <Flynn_> "Upset? That's too bad, then, but I'll see if I can't lure it out."
  521. [00:45:51] <Nephene> 1d100 First, river
  522. [00:45:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, First, river: 83 [1d100=83]
  523. [00:45:54] * Flynn_ whistles and heads back into town to the restaurant kitchen.
  524. [00:45:58] <Barkeep> (water rotom :D)
  525. [00:46:43] <Paradox> Ricki!
  526. [00:46:45] <Paradox> Roll reel
  527. [00:46:48] <Ricki> 1d100
  528. [00:46:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, 1d100: 57 [1d100=57]
  529. [00:46:59] <Raven> 1d100-10 #6/8, lake
  530. [00:46:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, #6/8, lake: 78 [1d100=88]
  531. [00:48:11] <Paradox> Ricki doesn't quite manage to reel it in, whatever it was :(
  532. [00:48:24] <Nephene> "Come on...."
  533. [00:48:24] <Paradox> Nephn, roll reel
  534. [00:48:34] <Nephene> 1d100 Reeeeel smooth
  535. [00:48:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, Reeeeel smooth: 58 [1d100=58]
  536. [00:48:52] <Paradox> Nephene has much the same luck. Which is to say, it gets away.
  537. [00:48:57] <Paradox> RAVEN, roll reel!
  538. [00:49:02] <Nephene> "Let's try this again."
  539. [00:49:06] <Raven> 1d100 lake
  540. [00:49:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, lake: 9 [1d100=9]
  541. [00:49:19] <Paradox> !!!
  542. [00:50:25] <Ricki> "Hey, get back here, fishy!" . . . How much luck would Ricki have in chasing the fish down? Not that the answer to that question would change his answer (Yes), since he's already waist deep in the water trying to grab whatever it is with his hands.
  543. [00:50:37] <Paradox> Raven reels in a Magikarp...
  544. [00:50:46] <Raven> "hmmmm"
  545. [00:50:48] <Raven> "HMMMMMM"
  546. [00:50:48] <Paradox> which is being grabbed at by a Buizel.
  547. [00:51:05] <Paradox> The Buizel looks around confus :o
  548. [00:51:11] <Raven> "...wait, how did this even happen - how did -"
  549. [00:51:20] <Nephene> "Let's catch something with PERSONALITY."
  550. [00:51:42] <Nephene> 1d100 second, river
  551. [00:51:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, second, river: 81 [1d100=81]
  552. [00:52:42] <Paradox> (REEL! REEL! REEL!)
  553. [00:53:08] <Henry_Whitacre_> (777)
  554. [00:53:23] <Raven> "Ooooh, hey! You're perfect!"  She releases teh barbroach, and turns back to the buizel with his magikarp, and grins.
  555. [00:53:54] <Nephene> 1d100 Reel genius!
  556. [00:53:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, Reel genius!: 97 [1d100=97]
  557. [00:53:55] <Paradox> The Buizel tries to gnaw at the Magikarp. D:<
  558. [00:54:01] <Nephene> "......aaaaaaah!"
  559. [00:54:06] <Paradox> Roll dex
  560. [00:54:20] <Nephene> 1d20+10 Get over here!
  561. [00:54:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, Get over here!: 11 [1d20=1]
  562. [00:54:27] <Nephene> ( Fuck my LIFE. )
  563. [00:54:27] <Paradox> Nephene gets pulled into the water.
  564. [00:54:28] <Barkeep> (did you mean neph or buizel?)
  565. [00:54:36] <Barkeep> "Like I'll let you!"
  566. [00:54:39] <Barkeep> 1d20+7 STOP.
  567. [00:54:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, STOP.: 17 [1d20=10]
  568. [00:54:54] <Henry_Whitacre_> (Good job, her body is frozen and she can't swim)
  569. [00:54:58] <Barkeep> (no, stopping the fish)
  570. [00:55:08] <Paradox> (You can't see the fish )
  571. [00:55:12] <Barkeep> (I was actually discussing with her in PM about doing something like th- D:)
  572. [00:55:15] <Henry_Whitacre_> (Oh, I thought you were trying to suspend her in midair with stop)
  573. [00:55:24] <Nephene> (Can -I- see the fish? Because I am going to DEAL WITH IT)
  574. [00:55:32] * Barkeep dives in after her in that case.
  575. [00:55:36] <Paradox> Roll Wis, Npeh
  576. [00:55:52] <Raven> "Well...it's the natural order of things, I'm not gonna STOP you from trying to eat em I guess...granted I'm not...sure how to handle this with the rules...uh"
  577. [00:56:06] <Nephene> :|
  578. [00:56:08] <Nephene> 1d20-2
  579. [00:56:08] <Paradox> The Magikarp slaps the Buizel in the face
  580. [00:56:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, 1d20-2: -1 [1d20=1]
  581. [00:56:13] <Paradox> and flops back into the water.
  582. [00:56:16] <Nephene> ( FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE )
  583. [00:56:26] <Nephene> ( ;_; )
  584. [00:56:29] <Paradox> Nephene cannot see what pulled her in :I
  585. [00:56:35] <Flynn_> (This fishing contest is a delightful disaster in every way)
  586. [00:56:36] <Barkeep> (Can I try to see it and use stop?)
  587. [00:56:44] * Nephene yanks on the rod, trying to pull herself towards the catch!
  588. [00:56:59] <Paradox> ( fine, roll WIS )
  589. [00:57:01] <Nephene> If it's not going to stop, she's going to wrestle with the damn thing to MAKE it!
  590. [00:57:03] <Barkeep> 1d20-2 :D
  591. [00:57:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, :D: 14 [1d20=16]
  592. [00:57:17] <Paradox> You don't manage to see it.
  593. [00:57:21] <Barkeep> (:<)
  594. [00:57:53] <Barkeep> (This 'aint over >:D)
  595. [00:58:03] <Raven> "Well that resolves it I guess. Come here, sit on my lap. I got a little bait left. If you want some of it...I'll give it a last reel while you munch on the rest!" She sits down and beckons it over.
  596. [00:58:22] <Barkeep> (but I'll wait for the results of what neph is doing first)
  597. [00:58:33] <Nephene> ( I'm WRASSLIN'. Shit just went down. )
  598. [00:59:09] <Nephene> Amon has had enough horseshit for one day, and heroically leaps into the water!
  599. [00:59:28] <Paradox> Nephene feels something brush against her legs
  600. [00:59:47] * LisaHornsby patpats the little Platipoad.
  601. [00:59:48] <Paradox> Amon begins glowing in mid-air
  602. [00:59:49] <Barkeep> (can I see that with the 14?)
  603. [00:59:52] <Barkeep> (ooh :D)
  604. [01:00:03] <Paradox> and when his head pops out of the water again, he's a Lucario!
  605. [01:00:16] * Nephene grabs the offending catch!
  606. [01:00:23] <Flynn_> (Horseshit levels: Maximum)
  607. [01:00:28] <Nephene> "Oh, no you don't! I am -through- with this!"
  608. [01:00:45] <Paradox> Nephene; it's far too swift for you to grab.
  609. [01:00:56] <Barkeep> (That bitch has my rod though! >:()
  610. [01:01:13] <Paradox> Amon isn't gonna stop trying though
  611. [01:01:16] <Paradox> He dives in...
  612. [01:01:20] <Raven> 2#1d100-10 lake, last two attempts for whythefucknot. :3c
  613. [01:01:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, lake, last two attempts for whythefucknot. :3c: 53 [1d100=63], 4 [1d100=14]
  614. [01:01:34] <Paradox> And with a big SPLOOSH, a Seel comes flying out of the water!
  615. [01:01:39] <Paradox> (now you can roll stop)
  616. [01:01:46] <Barkeep> (you want me to reroll?)
  617. [01:01:59] <Paradox> (yes)
  618. [01:02:00] <Barkeep> 1d20+7 mkay
  619. [01:02:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, mkay: 16 [1d20=9]
  620. [01:02:06] <Barkeep> (Just made it)
  621. [01:02:19] * Nephene surfaces, and dives back down to see where this thing went.
  622. [01:02:45] <Barkeep> 1d20+7 to not leave residue because paranoia everywhar
  623. [01:02:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Barkeep, to not leave residue because paranoia everywhar: 10 [1d20=3]
  624. [01:03:26] <Barkeep> "Sis, it's right there."
  625. [01:04:11] * Nephene resurfaces. "....Seel? -That's- what's causing trouble?"
  626. [01:04:16] <Nephene> "Does it have the rod?"
  627. [01:04:31] <Paradox> The rod is floating nearby, in the surf
  628. [01:04:32] <Barkeep> "Come on, pull it back in."
  629. [01:04:43] * Raven flees back to town with her BUIZEL BUDDY
  630. [01:04:44] * Nephene swims towards the rod, coughing.
  631. [01:04:51] <Barkeep> "The seel, sis!"
  632. [01:05:10] <Nephene> "I know, I know!"
  633. [01:05:31] * Nephene pulls the Seel back in. "....where's Amon?"
  634. [01:05:51] <Paradox> Amon surfaces next to you.
  635. [01:05:59] <Paradox> < Right here. >
  636. [01:06:01] <Nephene> "....Amon! you're...."
  637. [01:06:04] <Nephene> "Ahahahaha!"
  638. [01:06:21] <Barkeep> "Lookin' good, Amon."
  639. [01:06:23] <Nephene> "You're.....oh, dear, you have no idea how proud I am."
  640. [01:06:35] <Nephene> She gives the Lucario a big hug.
  641. [01:07:15] <Paradox> Amon pats Nephene on the back, looking a bit confused. All I did was evolve and be awesome, geez, no need to make a big fuss...
  642. [01:07:55] <Nephene> It takes some time for her to calm back down, but she eventually releases the Poliwag after giving it a friendly pat on the head.
  643. [01:08:53] <Nephene> "A little more bait, and...."
  644. [01:09:34] <Nephene> ".....and let's hope things don't go that badly again!"
  645. [01:09:40] <Barkeep> "Heh, yeah."
  646. [01:09:40] <Paradox> (alright, anyone else?)
  647. [01:09:48] <Nephene> 1d100 third, river
  648. [01:09:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, third, river: 4 [1d100=4]
  649. [01:09:58] <Ricki> 1d100 Fourth attempt at the beach
  650. [01:09:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, Fourth attempt at the beach: 84 [1d100=84]
  651. [01:10:01] <Flynn_> (No more fishing here, was gonna try to coax it out of the ball though)
  652. [01:10:01] <Ricki> ( 74* )
  653. [01:10:03] <Nephene> ( I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A SIGN OF SOMETHING, GUYS. )
  654. [01:10:07] <Paradox> Ricki!
  655. [01:10:10] <Paradox> Roll Reel
  656. [01:10:15] <Ricki> 1d100 Can I get a fishy please?
  657. [01:10:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, Can I get a fishy please?: 98 [1d100=98]
  658. [01:10:20] <Ricki> ( No fishy for me :< )
  659. [01:10:25] <Paradox> :<
  660. [01:11:15] <Ricki> ( Damnit DiceMaid why can't Ricki have a fishy friend? Are you gonna give him kelp when he eventually finds Iona for fishyhuntingtime, too? )
  661. [01:11:49] <Nephene> 1d100 fourth, river
  662. [01:11:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, fourth, river: 3 [1d100=3]
  663. [01:11:53] <Nephene> :|
  664. [01:11:56] <Ricki> 1d100-10 >:[ Beach #5 - Give him some damned fishies
  665. [01:11:56] <Nephene> 1d100 last, river
  666. [01:11:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, >:[ Beach #5 - Give him some damned fishies: 69 [1d100=79]
  667. [01:11:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Nephene, last, river: 42 [1d100=42]
  668. [01:12:12] <Paradox> Ricki, roll reel!
  669. [01:12:15] <Barkeep> "I think that's good enough, don't you, sis?"
  670. [01:12:23] <Ricki> 1d100 Fishy please?
  671. [01:12:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, Fishy please?: 81 [1d100=81]
  672. [01:12:37] * Nephene breathes a sigh of disappointment. "I think fishing just isn't for me."
  673. [01:12:46] <Paradox> Nope :I
  674. [01:13:33] <Ricki> "The water keeps eating all this weird gooey stuff, Button..." :|
  675. [01:13:56] <Nephene> "....at least I got the rod back!"
  676. [01:14:07] <Barkeep> "Mmhm. More room on the lake for me then."
  677. [01:14:35] * Nephene hands it back. "Right. This Seel is the best I can do as far as my fishing career goes."
  678. [01:15:22] <Barkeep> "It's a nice seel, sis."
  679. [01:15:44] <Nephene> "It is!"
  680. [01:17:05] <Barkeep> "Let's head on back."
  681. [01:17:22] * Nephene slings the Seel net over her shoulder.
  682. [01:17:44] <Raven> Raven is sitting happily back at town square, admiring her catch with a silly grin.
  683. [01:18:51] * Ricki gets more fish food and plops himself back down at the beach. These fishies WILL be his friends!
  684. [01:18:56] * Nephene returns to the town square, exhausted and soaked.
  685. [01:19:12] <Ricki> 1d100-10 More fishing?
  686. [01:19:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, More fishing?: 18 [1d100=28]
  687. [01:19:17] * Barkeep is a bit soaked, but looks relaxed.
  688. [01:19:27] <Nephene> She returns her old rod and bucket.
  689. [01:19:34] <Paradox> (nope, try again)
  690. [01:19:54] * Jack is already sitting in the square, appraising his new Cloyster.
  691. [01:20:01] * Jack waves cheerfully to Nephene.
  692. [01:20:05] <Ricki> 1d100-10 Is no one else going to fish? Now I feel lonely here (OOC)
  693. [01:20:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, Is no one else going to fish? Now I feel lonely here (OOC): 46 [1d100=56]
  694. [01:20:06] <Jack> "How was it out there?"
  695. [01:20:21] <Paradox> nope :I
  696. [01:20:23] <Raven> "...what happened to you two?" She asks the siblings.
  697. [01:20:40] <Barkeep> (just roll your next 3 all at once)
  698. [01:20:50] <Nephene> ".....hi, there!"
  699. [01:20:56] <Barkeep> "Seel got a little rowdy. Tried to steal my rod."
  700. [01:21:02] <Nephene> "I...this Seel kinda pulled me into the river."
  701. [01:21:24] <Ricki> 1d100-10 Why can't we get fish here?
  702. [01:21:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, Why can't we get fish here?: 50 [1d100=60]
  703. [01:21:51] <Paradox> !
  704. [01:21:52] <Paradox> Reel!
  705. [01:22:06] <Ricki> 1d100 Do we finally got it?
  706. [01:22:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, Do we finally got it?: 47 [1d100=47]
  707. [01:22:25] <Raven> Raven stares at the seel a bit.  "Where...did you catch a Seel at!?"
  708. [01:22:31] <Nephene> "The river."
  709. [01:22:38] <Paradox> Ricki gets a Feebas :I
  710. [01:22:38] <Nephene> "It was quite strong!"
  711. [01:22:48] <Paradox> (wait, the river? I thought you were at the beach D: )
  712. [01:22:50] <Paradox> ( OOPS )
  713. [01:22:54] <Barkeep> (o.o)
  714. [01:22:56] <Barkeep> (RARE RIVER SEEL)
  715. [01:24:53] <Ricki> "Hey, this fish looks kinda funny!" He picks it up by the "handle" on its head to look at it.
  716. [01:25:17] <Jack> "Ah, that sounds like you had a real time out there, then,"
  717. [01:25:18] <Raven> "That's impressive...Henry snagged something nice out of the river too, I on the other hand? Better luck at the lake."
  718. [01:25:31] <Paradox> The Feebas :<s at Ricki
  719. [01:25:34] <Barkeep> (man it does have a handle)
  720. [01:25:45] <Nephene> "I don't think fishing is for me."
  721. [01:25:47] <Barkeep> (that's kind of awesome.)
  722. [01:25:50] <Barkeep> "I had a great time."
  723. [01:25:55] * Flynn_ is basically tossing everything out of the larder in the hopes that ONE of them will tempt whatever-it-is out of its pokeball.
  724. [01:25:58] <Raven> "How so? That's a very impressive snag..."
  725. [01:26:21] <Jack> "Yeah, Seels are quite rare, you know."
  726. [01:26:28] <Nephene> "Not when I almost died catching it, ahaha."
  727. [01:26:40] <Nephene> She seems oddly good-humored about the experience.
  728. [01:26:43] <Jack> "Well, that just makes it more worthwhile, no?"
  729. [01:26:47] <Paradox> 1d100
  730. [01:26:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 95 [1d100=95]
  731. [01:26:51] * Jack smiles encouragingly.
  732. [01:26:55] <Paradox> ( womp womp womp )
  733. [01:27:43] <Paradox> Flynn; eventually, as you put down some cucumbers on the table
  734. [01:27:48] <Ricki> "We're gonna be bestest best friends just like Button and Fluffy the Orange and Broken Egg and all the other fishies we catch here!" He points over to a now headsanding Button before casting his line again.
  735. [01:27:49] <Paradox> The pokeballs pops open
  736. [01:28:14] <Ricki> ( Will roll when you take care of PokeBall shenanigans :p )
  737. [01:28:46] <Paradox> A green psyduck with a leafy crown on his head pops out.
  738. [01:28:59] <Paradox> It waddles over to the cucumber, picks it up, and takes a big bite.
  739. [01:29:18] <Flynn_> "...You're not a normal Psyduck. You're not a normal Psyduck at ALL."
  740. [01:29:58] * Flynn_ scoops the thing up, cucumber and all, and dashes off toward the square. Maybe someone will know more about this thing than he does.
  741. [01:31:25] * LisaHornsby Sits in the square pataptting the tadpolething and chatting with Tori.
  742. [01:31:29] <Paradox> By the time Flynn manages to make it to the square, the judging has already finished up though!
  743. [01:31:36] <Paradox> The psyduck chuckles knowingly.
  744. [01:31:48] <Flynn_> (dox that is really mean.)
  745. [01:32:08] <Barkeep> (that's what the 95 was)
  746. [01:32:16] * Clarity slept the entire day away in the beach.  And Sky's attempts were forever futile...
  747. [01:32:32] <Paradox> ( I can't give you a demigod and autowin the fishing contest :S )
  748. [01:32:54] <Ricki> 1d100-10 How did Clarity sleep through Ricki screaming like an incoherent babbling idiot at the water?
  749. [01:32:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, How did Clarity sleep through Ricki screaming like an incoherent babbling idiot at the water?: 6 [1d100=16]
  750. [01:33:21] * Henry_Whitacre_ anxiously awaits the results.
  751. [01:33:47] * Raven forgot this was a contest!
  752. [01:33:55] <Clarity> (This is a question the world may never have an answer to.)
  753. [01:33:57] * Barkeep chills out and relaxes.
  754. [01:34:18] <Ricki> 1d100-10 Oh welp - Just cashing the last piece of fishbait
  755. [01:34:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Ricki, Oh welp - Just cashing the last piece of fishbait: 30 [1d100=40]
  756. [01:35:12] * Jack sets there casually, eyeing the cCloyster as though it was wondering how it would do.
  757. [01:38:37] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> (Where are you gits now?)
  758. [01:39:09] <Raven> (gitville.)
  759. [01:39:12] <Raven> (gittin' it up)
  760. [01:41:52] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> (Like where's your physical location? I havent been able to read the logs.)
  761. [01:42:23] <Ricki> (People are scattered all over the beach, lake, and river places)
  762. [01:42:28] <Ricki> (Those are the fishing spots)
  763. [01:42:33] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> (Ah.)
  764. [01:42:44] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri shows up at the lake.
  765. [01:43:01] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "So noisy. What all happen..ing?"
  766. [01:43:20] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> *river
  767. [01:43:28] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> River's near the forest right?
  768. [01:44:42] <Paradox> Yes, the river is near the forest
  769. [01:45:12] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> ok
  770. [01:47:38] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri just looks at everyone, puzzled at what they're doing.
  771. [01:48:07] * Henry_Whitacre_ is probably still hanging around the river at this point. He greets Terri.
  772. [01:48:31] <Henry_Whitacre_> "Fishing contest, my good man."
  773. [01:48:48] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Fishing...?"
  774. [01:48:53] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri thinks for a second, then his eyes widen
  775. [01:49:00] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "SUFFERING POISON FISH!"
  776. [01:49:10] * Henry_Whitacre_ raises an eyebrow.
  777. [01:49:17] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "NO EAT FISH! POISON! POIIIISOOOON!"
  778. [01:49:20] <Henry_Whitacre_> "Excuse me? No, I don't think they're catching poison fish."
  779. [01:49:22] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri freaks the fuck out.
  780. [01:49:47] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Person say all fish poison grabbing fish much suffering!"
  781. [01:50:51] <Henry_Whitacre_> "Ah, you probably talked with Iona? I imagine it depends on the technique. Most fish aren't actually poisonous! But you'll want to avoid anything that looks like this." he lets out Gordon, the Huge Tentacool. "These ARE poison."
  782. [01:51:03] * Henry_Whitacre_ recalls it shortly after.
  783. [01:51:56] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "AAAAH POISONFISH! LIKE TINY BEACH THINGY!"
  784. [01:51:57] <Raven> "I'm gonna name you April!" she says to the Buizel
  785. [01:52:22] <Henry_Whitacre_> "Yes, I think it's actually the child of that one from the beach."
  786. [01:53:35] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "So normal fish no poison? Person lie?"
  787. [01:53:46] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "But suffering, they say much suffering."
  788. [01:54:25] <Henry_Whitacre_> "If Iona lied, I imagine it was to protect the fish. I honestly don't know how much suffering the poor fish go through, but I went as quick as I could for my own catch today."
  789. [01:54:46] <Henry_Whitacre_> "Iona... terribly sweet, and terribly naive. I hope good luck comes her way."
  790. [01:55:04] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "I..ona? That person say poisonfish?"
  791. [01:55:31] <Henry_Whitacre_> "I'm not sure! I didn't actually hear of it. But I can't imagine anyone else who'd say that."
  792. [01:56:39] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "So...how catch?"
  793. [01:57:16] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> also 1d20+6 food scavenger to see if hungry
  794. [01:57:22] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d20+6
  795. [01:57:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d20+6: 7 [1d20=1]
  796. [01:57:24] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d20+6
  797. [01:57:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d20+6: 13 [1d20=7]
  798. [01:59:46] <Paradox> ( uh .. food scavenger? )
  799. [02:00:00] <Paradox> ( oh from survivalist )
  800. [02:00:33] <Paradox> Well, Terri finds some food without too much trouble. :I
  801. [02:01:31] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> (He did that earlier in the day.)
  802. [02:01:54] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> (Terri pretty much lives off his food scavenger ability.)
  803. [02:02:30] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "So...how catch? Contest you say? How win?"
  804. [02:02:49] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> Boris is also right next to Terri.
  805. [02:03:04] <Henry_Whitacre_> "Well..."
  806. [02:04:03] <Henry_Whitacre_> "You pick up a rod and some bait from the people organizing the contest in town. Then you pick a fishing spot. Here at the river... or the lake, or the beach. Then you place the bait on the hook of the rod - forgive me, I'm out of bait so I can't show you, but after you do so, you cast the hook into the water, holding the rod. Like this, see?" he casts the line.
  807. [02:04:23] <Henry_Whitacre_> "Then it is simply a matter of waiting for a pokemon to bite."
  808. [02:04:27] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Ok. Where get rod?"
  809. [02:05:11] <Paradox> Nike and Arawn; rods are being provided at the Town Square by the mayor! You have until sundown to make your catch.
  810. [02:05:26] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Ok."
  811. [02:05:28] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> (What time is it?)
  812. [02:05:54] * Henry_Whitacre_ gives Terri directions to the best of his ability back to town square.
  813. [02:05:54] <Paradox> ( Uh, I'll say about 3PM )
  814. [02:06:02] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> (k)
  815. [02:06:09] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Ok."
  816. [02:06:10] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri walks off.
  817. [02:06:13] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d100
  818. [02:06:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d100: 4 [1d100=4]
  819. [02:06:19] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> and apparently makes it to town just fine.
  820. [02:06:23] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> go figure
  821. [02:09:06] * Arawn has been in a sour mood all day.  Barely any sleep due to working on masterpieces until early in the morning and then awoken by a customer -demanding- to be sold Pokeballs... and hardly able to recover from that.  Eventually he just shut the shop again... but too out of his mood to work, he's decide to participate anyway.
  822. [02:09:42] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri looks around for someone handing out rods in town.
  823. [02:09:52] <Paradox> The Mayor is still in the square in the midafternoon, and cheerfully hands Arawn a rod and a bucket, wishing him good luck.
  824. [02:10:26] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Hi!"
  825. [02:10:30] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "I want rod."
  826. [02:11:58] <Paradox> The Mayor looks at Terri. "Oh, well hello there."
  827. [02:12:06] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Hi."
  828. [02:12:07] <Paradox> He hands Terria  rod, and a bucket of bait.
  829. [02:12:20] <Paradox> "Good luck, Mr. Terri!"
  830. [02:12:26] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Thanks!"
  831. [02:12:31] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri looks for the nearest body of water.
  832. [02:12:38] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> this includes puddles.
  833. [02:14:22] <Paradox> 1d100
  834. [02:14:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 97 [1d100=97]
  835. [02:14:31] <Paradox> Yep, Terri finds a puddle. :I
  836. [02:15:01] <Paradox> (Terri, Arawn, just hop in and make your rolls! Say whether you're at the River/Beach or Lake)
  837. [02:15:07] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d20-4
  838. [02:15:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d20-4: -1 [1d20=3]
  839. [02:15:19] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri throws the rod into the puddle and waits.
  840. [02:15:34] <Paradox> Cedric comes whistling along
  841. [02:15:39] <Paradox> And stops to look at Terri.
  842. [02:15:58] <Paradox> "Hey ... uh ... Big Man ...  That's a puddle."
  843. [02:17:23] <Arawn> Arawn has taken up a spot on the river, let out Spring to watch, and casts almost without a care.
  844. [02:17:35] <Arawn> 1d100-10 It's something like this isn't it; river
  845. [02:17:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, It's something like this isn't it: 0 [1d100=10]
  846. [02:17:58] <Paradox> 1d100
  847. [02:17:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 82 [1d100=82]
  848. [02:20:48] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Im fishing."
  849. [02:22:02] <Paradox> "In a puddle?"
  850. [02:22:06] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Yes."
  851. [02:22:08] <Paradox> Arawn does not get a bite.
  852. [02:22:16] <Paradox> I will not throw a gyarados at him for the 0 though <:3
  853. [02:23:36] <Arawn> 1d100-10 That's just mean.  Arawn would enjoy having a Gyarados.  And by that I mean having a Gyarados' hide.
  854. [02:23:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, That's just mean.  Arawn would enjoy having a Gyarados.  And by that I mean having a Gyarados' hide.: 5 [1d100=15]
  855. [02:24:21] <Paradox> Arawn gets nobite :<
  856. [02:24:43] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d100-10 FISHIN IN THE PUDDLE
  857. [02:24:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, FISHIN IN THE PUDDLE: 2 [1d100=12]
  858. [02:24:47] <Arawn> 1d100-10 Fuck your shit dicemaid
  859. [02:24:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, Fuck your shit dicemaid: 29 [1d100=39]
  860. [02:25:00] <Paradox> Unsurprisingly, Terri catches nothing in the puddle :I
  861. [02:25:16] <Paradox> Arawn still isn't getting a bite. Two bait left!
  862. [02:25:18] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri keeps waiting.
  863. [02:25:31] <Arawn> 1d100-10 dicemaid what part of fuck your shit don't you get
  864. [02:25:31] <Paradox> Cedric just stands there, watching Terri wait.
  865. [02:25:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, dicemaid what part of fuck your shit don't you get: 3 [1d100=13]
  866. [02:25:45] <Arawn> 1d100-10 I will hurt you
  867. [02:25:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, I will hurt you: 89 [1d100=99]
  868. [02:26:28] <Paradox> "Hey big man. Uh. There's no fish there. None at all. Look."
  869. [02:26:36] <Paradox> Cedric stomps in the puddle. :I
  870. [02:26:48] <Paradox> Arawn feels a huge tug on his line!
  871. [02:26:52] <Paradox> Ohgoditsstrong
  872. [02:26:52] <Paradox> Reel!
  873. [02:26:57] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri frowns.
  874. [02:27:10] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Where fish? Not poisonfish."
  875. [02:27:19] <Arawn> 1d100 :/
  876. [02:27:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, :/: 20 [1d100=20]
  877. [02:27:27] <Paradox> "You could try the lake? Or the river."
  878. [02:27:37] <Paradox> (where were you again?)
  879. [02:27:43] <Arawn> (River)
  880. [02:27:59] <Arawn> Arawn almost doesn't notice the rod nearly flying out of his hands when he finally gets a goddamn bite OKAY BITCH YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
  881. [02:28:36] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri heads to the river.
  882. [02:28:37] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d100
  883. [02:28:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d100: 30 [1d100=30]
  884. [02:28:45] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> he gets lost a bit on the way, but eventually finds it.
  885. [02:29:35] <Paradox> 1d100
  886. [02:29:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 44 [1d100=44]
  887. [02:29:58] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri walks over to Arwyn.
  888. [02:29:59] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Hi."
  889. [02:30:38] <Arawn> The ball fanatic is busy wrestling with his rod.  Spring the hoppip greets Terri instead.
  890. [02:31:41] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri tries to fish by imitating Arawn.
  891. [02:31:56] <Paradox> Arawn eventually manges to pull out a Marill!
  892. [02:32:04] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri puts his hook in the water, but no bait.
  893. [02:32:19] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d100-10 probably a bigger minus
  894. [02:32:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, probably a bigger minus: -5 [1d100=5]
  895. [02:32:48] <Paradox> This Marril looks PISSED
  896. [02:32:49] <Paradox> D:<
  897. [02:33:10] <Arawn> Arawn looks PISSED right back at it D:<
  898. [02:33:20] <Paradox> It trashes around in the net, unable to break free.
  899. [02:33:41] <Paradox> Terri... still catches nothing B:
  900. [02:34:09] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "What doing wrong?"
  901. [02:34:40] <Paradox> (Nike, you can go ahead and jump in! Just specify if you're at the River, Lake, or Beach )
  902. [02:34:46] * Arawn sizes it up, then shrugs.  Not worth killing.  And so he just pulls out a lure ball and slugs the Marill in the face with it D:<
  903. [02:35:04] <Nike> Meanwhile, Nike is out in the lake, riding astride Baldur, casting out her first line.
  904. [02:35:12] <Paradox> Pew pew autocatch.
  905. [02:35:18] <Nike> 1d100-10
  906. [02:35:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Nike, 1d100-10: 0 [1d100=10]
  907. [02:37:22] <Paradox> Baldur whines sadly as Nike fails to attract any fishies.
  908. [02:37:59] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri looks at Arawn. "What doing wrong? How fishing?"
  909. [02:38:09] <Nike> Nike sighs, and rubs Baldur's neck. "We'll just keep trying." She brings in the hook, and realizes that the bait is already gone. "..." She sighs, and casts out again.
  910. [02:38:13] <Nike> 1d100-10
  911. [02:38:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Nike, 1d100-10: 7 [1d100=17]
  912. [02:38:19] <Paradox> nope.avi :(
  913. [02:38:41] <Arawn> "...Just wait," Arawn shrugs it off, like he hasn't been waiting forever or something.  "You'll score one eventually.  Once you do... well, you're strong, you can figure it out."
  914. [02:39:25] <Nike> ">:I" Nike casts out a third time
  915. [02:39:28] <Nike> 1d100-10
  916. [02:39:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Nike, 1d100-10: -9 [1d100=1]
  917. [02:40:57] <Paradox> Nike feels a gentle tug on her line.
  918. [02:41:11] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri puts his hook in the water again, once again without bait.
  919. [02:42:34] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "What these for?"
  920. [02:42:38] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri shows Arawn the bait.
  921. [02:45:44] <Nike> Nike blinks. A bite? She tries to reel it in, slowly, gently...
  922. [02:47:00] <Paradox> The line doesn't move. It feels like it's stuck or something, Nike.
  923. [02:47:41] <Arawn> "..." he sighs a little.  "You put it on the hook.  Fish bite for it thinking it's food, and when they do, that's when you reel them in.  Got it?
  924. [02:47:47] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri after waiting for a bit, baits his hook, and casts.
  925. [02:47:54] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> "Ok."
  926. [02:47:58] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri then does that.
  927. [02:48:02] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d100-10
  928. [02:48:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d100-10: 13 [1d100=23]
  929. [02:48:08] <Nike> "...?" Nike starts tugging at her line a little harder. Maybe she was just caught on something, like a rock?
  930. [02:50:59] <Paradox> Suddenly, the rod is ripped right out of your hands
  931. [02:51:27] <Paradox> and a huge figure bursts forth from the water, in a spray of water and mist
  932. [02:51:53] <Paradox> The gigantic Crawdaunt looks ANGRYANGRYANGRY and stares at you.
  933. [02:51:56] <Paradox> What do?
  934. [02:52:48] <Nike> "...That's not good." Nike prods Baldur to start swimming towards the shore as fast as he can, far away from the giant enemy crab. She kept her hands at the ready, though: if it pursued, she had to fight back, but she couldn't go for her weapon just yet.
  935. [02:54:06] <Paradox> Ol' Pincher snatches your bucket of bait, and eats it.
  936. [02:54:10] <Paradox> Including the bucket.
  937. [02:54:14] <Paradox> 1d100
  938. [02:54:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 17 [1d100=17]
  939. [02:54:31] <Paradox> Nike doesn't look that tasty, and Ol' Pincher sinks back into the lake.
  940. [02:55:39] <Nike> Nike stares at the thing going back into the water, and lets out a deep sigh of relief. "Alright, let's get back to shore. I think I have a fishing rod that needs replacing..." Man, how much was this going to cost her?
  941. [02:58:25] <Paradox> The Mayor laughs when he hears about your run-in with Ol' Pincher, and tells you to not worry about the old rod. It was old anyway.
  942. [02:58:30] <Paradox> He hands you another one.
  943. [02:59:26] <Nike> "Thank you..." Nike says, honestly surprised she was given this chance. "Here." She hands over the 500 P for the second bucket. "Think I'll try the river this time..."
  944. [03:00:12] <Paradox> "Good idea."
  945. [03:00:49] <Nike> And so Nike and Baldur head to the river. This time, though, Nike sits on the river bank, casting her line out as far as she can, with Baldur staying close to her side.
  946. [03:01:17] <Nike> 1d100-10
  947. [03:01:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Nike, 1d100-10: -9 [1d100=1]
  948. [03:01:30] <Paradox> (motherfucker)
  949. [03:01:35] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri waits patiently for his rod to do something.
  950. [03:01:43] <Raven> (ahahhaha)
  951. [03:01:46] <Paradox> 1d100
  952. [03:01:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 41 [1d100=41]
  953. [03:02:23] <Paradox> No bite
  954. [03:02:33] <Paradox> but at least a gyarados doesn't pop out and eat this bucket, too
  955. [03:02:55] <Paradox> (Terri, rolling again?)
  956. [03:03:07] <Paradox> (you still have two bait left, right?)
  957. [03:03:42] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> (That was my first bait use.)
  958. [03:03:47] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> (How many did I start with?)
  959. [03:03:50] <Paradox> (well then roll 4 more times!)
  960. [03:03:55] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d100-10
  961. [03:03:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d100-10: -4 [1d100=6]
  962. [03:04:01] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> no bite?
  963. [03:04:01] <Paradox> (Nope
  964. [03:04:03] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d100-10
  965. [03:04:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d100-10: 17 [1d100=27]
  966. [03:04:08] <Paradox> Noooope
  967. [03:04:10] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d100-10
  968. [03:04:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d100-10: 12 [1d100=22]
  969. [03:04:14] <Paradox> :S
  970. [03:04:17] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d100-10
  971. [03:04:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d100-10: 61 [1d100=71]
  972. [03:04:21] <Paradox> There we go!
  973. [03:04:22] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> THERE we go maybe
  974. [03:04:22] <Paradox> REEL!
  975. [03:04:28] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> what do I roll for reel?
  976. [03:04:37] <Paradox> (d100. Low is good)
  977. [03:05:19] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d100
  978. [03:05:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d100: 89 [1d100=89]
  979. [03:05:40] <Paradox> Dicemeeeeidoooo
  980. [03:05:49] <Paradox> It gets away :I
  981. [03:06:00] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> 1d100-10
  982. [03:06:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Tristan_Vernon|Terri, 1d100-10: 42 [1d100=52]
  983. [03:06:21] <Paradox> (there's only 5 bait)
  984. [03:06:36] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> oh
  985. [03:07:00] * Tristan_Vernon|Terri looks around for something to stick on his hook.
  986. [03:07:01] <Nike> (So I've got 4 more bait left...mind if I take a try, Terri?)
  987. [03:07:09] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> (Go ahead.)
  988. [03:07:23] <Nike> 1d100-10
  989. [03:07:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Nike, 1d100-10: 30 [1d100=40]
  990. [03:07:42] <Paradox> (nope)
  991. [03:08:10] <Nike> 1d100-10
  992. [03:08:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Nike, 1d100-10: 58 [1d100=68]
  993. [03:09:42] <Paradox> !!!
  994. [03:09:44] <Paradox> Reel!
  995. [03:09:48] <Nike> 1d100
  996. [03:09:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Nike, 1d100: 80 [1d100=80]
  997. [03:10:32] <Paradox> You almost manage to get a goldeen
  998. [03:10:35] <Paradox> but it gets away :(
  999. [03:11:22] <Nike> (An 80 counts as getting away? Goodness...)
  1000. [03:11:35] <Barkeep> (low is good on reeling)
  1001. [03:11:42] <Nike> (Oh right...)
  1002. [03:11:48] <Nike> (Well, 2 bait left)
  1003. [03:11:51] <Nike> 1d100-10
  1004. [03:11:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Nike, 1d100-10: 6 [1d100=16]
  1005. [03:12:04] <Nike> 1d100-10
  1006. [03:12:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Nike, 1d100-10: 88 [1d100=98]
  1007. [03:12:49] <Paradox> !!!
  1008. [03:12:51] <Paradox> Reel!
  1009. [03:13:11] <Nike> 1d100
  1010. [03:13:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Nike, 1d100: 21 [1d100=21]
  1011. [03:14:52] <Paradox> Nike tugs...
  1012. [03:15:38] <Paradox> And pulls out a blue doggy.
  1013. [03:15:59] <Paradox> It has a long purple mane, and two white ribbons for a tail.
  1014. [03:17:36] <Nike> Nike's eyes widen with fascination. She's never seen a Pokemon like this before.
  1015. [03:20:25] <Paradox> It barks at Nike.
  1016. [03:21:20] <Tristan_Vernon|Terri> O_o
  1017. [03:21:40] <Nike> Nike tries to put on her best face, doing her best to smile, and hold out a hand to the strange Pokemon, shrinking down low so as to not intimidate it.
  1018. [03:22:13] <Paradox> It doesn't flinch away, just continues to observe Nike.
  1019. [03:24:00] <Nike> Nike takes one of the Pokeballs given to her for the contest, and holds it forward. "Will you come with me?"
  1020. [03:25:24] <Nike> {REDO CONSIDERING}
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