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  1. Kíd Cody left the lobby
  2. doc taric left the lobby
  3. You s all left the lobby
  4. C6 VET left the lobby
  5. Wingar:  actually would rock ur shit irl kid
  6. Wingar:  like
  7. Wingar:  short little indian boy like u
  8. Harlan Pickrell left the lobby
  9. KermitSiouxicide:  bruh
  10. Mechanical Marty
  11. Maffs
  12. :  meet me at twichcon
  13. Kaeso left the lobby
  14. Wingar:  guy says twitchcon
  15. Kíd Cody was the most honorable player on your team
  16. KermitSiouxicide:  stop acting liek you like like tyler1 irl
  17. BannedBear15 left the lobby
  18. KermitSiouxicide:  you melivn
  19. Wingar:  thats how i know u a virgin
  20. KermitSiouxicide:  its a videogame
  21. Wingar:  you clifford retard try again
  22. KermitSiouxicide:  chill
  23. Mechanical Marty
  24. Maffs
  25. :  i can send you a pick of my dick if you want. that way you can fram it and title, hopes and dreams
  26. Wingar:  now u being gay
  27. Wingar:  damn
  28. Mechanical Marty
  29. Maffs
  30. :  for sure
  31. Wingar:  really virings out here
  32. Mechanical Marty
  33. Maffs
  34. :  your mom was alright
  35. Mechanical Marty
  36. Maffs
  37. :  last night
  38. Wingar:  and ur 12 years old
  39. Wingar:  try again
  40. Wingar:  crickets nigga
  41. Mechanical Marty
  42. Maffs
  43. :  she sucked my cock clean after i fucked her ass fam
  44. Mechanical Marty
  45. Maffs
  46. :  disgusting thot
  47. Wingar:  thats crazy bc ur whole fam gives me sloppy top all the time
  48. Mechanical Marty
  49. Maffs
  50. :  thats why your mom has poopy breath homie
  51. Wingar:  you built like poopy homie
  52. Mechanical Marty
  53. Maffs
  54. :  for xmas buy her listerine mouthwash
  55. Wingar:  s h i t sk i n
  56. Mechanical Marty
  57. Maffs
  58. :  same
  59. Mechanical Marty
  60. Maffs
  61. :  why you angry tho
  62. Mechanical Marty
  63. Maffs
  64. :  everything okay at home?
  65. KermitSiouxicide:  lads
  66. KermitSiouxicide:  chill
  67. Mechanical Marty
  68. Maffs
  69. :  dad leave because he's embarassed
  70. Mechanical Marty
  71. Maffs
  72. :  ?
  73. Mechanical Marty
  74. Maffs
  75. :  its cool dude
  76. Wingar:  lulw
  77. Wingar:  ay man you tried
  78. Wingar:  it's ok
  79. Mechanical Marty
  80. Maffs
  81. :  i am hoenstly surprised you can breathe and blink your eyes at the same time
  82. Mechanical Marty
  83. Maffs
  84. :  considering your jax play
  85. Mechanical Marty
  86. Maffs
  87. :  the fact you are alive is an accomplishment
  88. Mechanical Marty
  89. Maffs
  90. :  but you're also the reason im pro-choice
  91. Wingar:  now your really trying way too hard
  92. Mechanical Marty
  93. Maffs
  94. :  nah you're just inferior
  95. Wingar:  also nice freudian slip earlier retard
  96. Mechanical Marty
  97. Maffs
  98. :  in every way
  99. Wingar:  you're inferior lmao
  100. Wingar:  hello?
  101. Wingar:  ur a bot and u play kayn
  102. Wingar:  stop talking
  103. Mechanical Marty
  104. Maffs
  105. :  freudian has been disproven
  106. Mechanical Marty
  107. Maffs
  108. :  but youre too stupid to know that
  109. Wingar:  ? igaf are you a nerd?
  110. Mechanical Marty
  111. Maffs
  112. :  youre just a mongoloid ape boy
  113. Mechanical Marty
  114. Maffs
  115. :  who prob cant even fight
  116. Wingar:  you would actually know that you troglodyte
  117. Mechanical Marty
  118. Maffs
  119. :  not only am i smart, i know how to fight, toronto ontario
  120. Mechanical Marty
  121. Maffs
  122. :  you want to meet up lets go
  123. Mechanical Marty
  124. Maffs
  125. :  keyboard warrior
  126. Wingar:  canadian indian tryna act hard
  127. KermitSiouxicide:  when yall gonna fuck?
  128. Wingar:  10 buckls your last name patel retard
  129. Mechanical Marty
  130. Maffs
  131. :  where you from
  132. Wingar:  texas nigga pull up
  133. Mechanical Marty
  134. Maffs
  135. :  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  136. Wingar:  ?
  137. KermitSiouxicide:  longhorns?
  138. Wingar:  u from canada lol?
  139. Mechanical Marty
  140. Maffs
  141. :  nevermind i dont fuck your mom
  142. Mechanical Marty
  143. Maffs
  144. :  i take it back
  145. Mechanical Marty
  146. Maffs
  147. :  YOU fuck your mom
  148. Wingar:  try again retard wrong state
  149. Wingar:  you said you were smart
  150. Mechanical Marty
  151. Maffs
  152. :  inbred
  153. Wingar:  oof
  154. Mechanical Marty
  155. Maffs
  156. :  inbred.
  157. Wingar:  ur inbred
  158. Wingar:  ur indian
  159. Mechanical Marty
  160. Maffs
  161. :  its why you have 3 toes homie
  162. Wingar:  u shit on ur street
  163. Mechanical Marty
  164. Maffs
  165. :  and you cant play jax
  166. KermitSiouxicide:  L-longhorns?
  167. Wingar:  u cant play kayn
  168. Wingar:  imagine
  169. Mechanical Marty
  170. Maffs
  171. :  true
  172. Wingar:  ur still level 13 down there homie
  173. Wingar:  game ended an hour ago
  174. Mechanical Marty
  175. Maffs
  176. :  yes
  177. Mechanical Marty
  178. Maffs
  179. :  you the best fam
  180. Mechanical Marty
  181. Maffs
  182. :  what can i say
  183. Mechanical Marty
  184. Maffs
  185. :  texas boiz are the coolest
  186. Mechanical Marty
  187. Maffs
  188. :  thank you for your time
  189. Mechanical Marty
  190. Maffs
  191. :  it was a pleasure
  192. KermitSiouxicide:  Roll Tide
  193. Wingar:  you can kiss my feet if u want to
  194. Wingar:  as well
  195. Mechanical Marty
  196. Maffs
  197. :  take care now
  198. Mechanical Marty
  199. Maffs
  200. :  which one
  201. Mechanical Marty
  202. Maffs
  203. :  you have 7
  204. Wingar:  ?
  205. Wingar:  7 feet?
  206. Mechanical Marty
  207. Maffs
  208. :  inbreeding dawg
  209. Mechanical Marty
  210. Maffs
  211. :  your father is your brother
  212. Wingar:  nah dog thats u
  213. Wingar:  ur indian
  214. Wingar:  u have a tail
  215. Wingar:  ur an ape
  216. Wingar:  try again
  217. KermitSiouxicide:  oh shit you a squidward boi?
  218. Mechanical Marty
  219. Maffs
  220. :  yes.
  221. Mechanical Marty
  222. Maffs
  223. :  he plays the clarinet
  224. Mechanical Marty
  225. Maffs
  226. :  because he enjoys phallic shaped objects in his mouth
  227. Mechanical Marty
  228. Maffs
  229. :  it runs in the family
  230. Mechanical Marty
  231. Maffs
  232. :  anyways little boy
  233. Wingar:  still on that gay shit
  234. Mechanical Marty
  235. Maffs
  236. :  its past your bed time
  237. Mechanical Marty
  238. Maffs
  239. :  go to sleep
  240. Wingar:  little self reflection huh
  241. Wingar:  closet boi
  242. Mechanical Marty
  243. Maffs
  244. :  yes
  245. Mechanical Marty
  246. Maffs
  247. :  thinking league is a panacea to all your problems
  248. Mechanical Marty
  249. Maffs
  250. :  and yet you are horrid at the game
  251. Mechanical Marty
  252. Maffs
  253. :  and shit at talking shit
  254. Mechanical Marty
  255. Maffs
  256. :  what can you do right
  257. Mechanical Marty
  258. Maffs
  259. :  ?
  260. Mechanical Marty
  261. Maffs
  262. :  the answer is nothing
  263. Wingar:  damn u really angry LMAOO
  264. Mechanical Marty
  265. Maffs
  266. :  enjoy the gyre of darkness that is your life in texas :D
  267. Wingar:  hookline and sinker retard
  268. Mechanical Marty
  269. Maffs
  270. :  naw bruh we out here killin it
  271. Wingar:  have fun in beggie ville
  272. Wingar:  virgin
  273. Mechanical Marty
  274. Maffs
  275. :  100% everyday
  276. Wingar:  killin what?
  277. Mechanical Marty
  278. Maffs
  279. :  yes
  280. Wingar:  u dont kill shit
  281. Mechanical Marty
  282. Maffs
  283. :  Yes.
  284. Wingar:  except ur toilet
  285. KermitSiouxicide:  yall read
  286. KermitSiouxicide:  Jojo's?
  287. Mechanical Marty
  288. Maffs
  289. :  i kil your moms throat
  290. KermitSiouxicide:  that shit is fire
  291. Mechanical Marty
  292. Maffs
  293. :  with my cock
  294. KermitSiouxicide:  mad flames
  295. Mechanical Marty
  296. Maffs
  297. :  she a good girl
  298. Wingar:  zzZZZZ
  299. Wingar:  crickets
  300. Wingar:  nobody lauginghing at ur elementary shit retard
  301. Mechanical Marty
  302. Maffs
  303. :  yea you prob blocked out her gagging noises by now
  304. Wingar:  you all out of stuff to say?
  305. Mechanical Marty
  306. Maffs
  307. :  i mean
  308. Mechanical Marty
  309. Maffs
  310. :  im chillin
  311. Mechanical Marty
  312. Maffs
  313. :  just talkin to a loser
  314. KermitSiouxicide:  yall wanna do a nightfall strike?
  315. Mechanical Marty
  316. Maffs
  317. :  enjoying my life
  318. KermitSiouxicide:  oop sorry wrong chat
  319. Mechanical Marty
  320. Maffs
  321. :  im down actually
  322. Mechanical Marty
  323. Maffs
  324. :  destiny 2? lets get it
  325. Wingar:  virgin stay fantasizing lmao
  326. Mechanical Marty
  327. Maffs
  328. :  wingar you coming?
  329. Wingar:  ion got destiny 2
  330. Mechanical Marty
  331. Maffs
  332. :  fuck fam
  333. KermitSiouxicide:  its free to play
  334. KermitSiouxicide:  my guy
  335. Wingar:  im not a small dick long nose ape like u fam
  336. Mechanical Marty
  337. Maffs
  338. :  ^^^
  339. KermitSiouxicide:  go enjoy you some game
  340. Mechanical Marty
  341. Maffs
  342. :  youre welcome to join us
  343. Mechanical Marty
  344. Maffs
  345. :  i can tell you're a little lonely
  346. KermitSiouxicide:  who are you
  347. Mechanical Marty
  348. Maffs
  349. :  which is chill
  350. KermitSiouxicide:  ive enver met you before in my life
  351. Wingar:  how old r u retard
  352. Mechanical Marty
  353. Maffs
  354. :  you downloading destiny 2?
  355. Wingar:  lmao?
  356. KermitSiouxicide:  35
  357. Mechanical Marty
  358. Maffs
  359. :  you comine bruh
  360. Mechanical Marty
  361. Maffs
  362. :  im 37
  363. Wingar:  imagine actually playing destiny 2
  364. Mechanical Marty
  365. Maffs
  366. :  hbu
  367. KermitSiouxicide:  :(
  368. Wingar:  actually 37?
  369. KermitSiouxicide:  pepehands
  370. Wingar:  lulw
  371. Wingar:  kekw
  372. Mechanical Marty
  373. Maffs
  374. :  yea dude im 32
  375. Wingar:  cringe
  376. Wingar:  he said switch up
  377. Mechanical Marty
  378. Maffs
  379. :  kekw
  380. Mechanical Marty
  381. Maffs
  382. :  oof
  383. Mechanical Marty
  384. Maffs
  385. :  twitch memes
  386. KermitSiouxicide:  SneakyW
  387. Mechanical Marty
  388. Maffs
  389. :  how does it feel being a fat sack of shit?
  390. Wingar:  if i was fat
  391. Mechanical Marty
  392. Maffs
  393. :  when was the last time you saw your penis?
  394. Wingar:  it would feel bad ya
  395. Wingar:  i see it every day
  396. Mechanical Marty
  397. Maffs
  398. :  i mean even if you were skinny there wouldnt be much to look at
  399. Wingar:  and its pretty big too
  400. Wingar:  ngl
  401. Wingar:  7 inches
  402. Mechanical Marty
  403. Maffs
  404. :  thats gay af
  405. Mechanical Marty
  406. Maffs
  407. :  why are you telling us about your dick
  408. Wingar:  u talking bout dicks
  409. Wingar:  so
  410. KermitSiouxicide:  yo that hot brother
  411. Wingar:  lmao?
  412. Mechanical Marty
  413. Maffs
  414. :  go find a girl
  415. Mechanical Marty
  416. Maffs
  417. :  you virgin?
  418. KermitSiouxicide:  mind hitting me up
  419. Wingar:  i got like 4
  420. Wingar:  retard
  421. KermitSiouxicide:  with some snaps?
  422. Wingar:  u have 0 sides
  423. Mechanical Marty
  424. Maffs
  425. :  dicks?
  426. Mechanical Marty
  427. Maffs
  428. :  you have 4 dicks?
  429. Mechanical Marty
  430. Maffs
  431. :  is that because of the inbreeding?
  432. Wingar:  4 on me rn ya
  433. Mechanical Marty
  434. Maffs
  435. :  ahhhh yes
  436. Wingar:  damn ok someone jealous
  437. Mechanical Marty
  438. Maffs
  439. :  no wonder your typing is sloppy
  440. KermitSiouxicide:  yo i could go for a four in filler tbh
  441. Mechanical Marty
  442. Maffs
  443. :  clean man
  444. Mechanical Marty
  445. Maffs
  446. :  i aspire to be you
  447. Mechanical Marty
  448. Maffs
  449. :  btw if you ever get a gf that you really love
  450. Wingar:  am i supposed to type really good
  451. Mechanical Marty
  452. Maffs
  453. :  ill come by and dick her down for you
  454. Wingar:  am i supposed to earn your approval through typing
  455. Mechanical Marty
  456. Maffs
  457. :  she'll drop you like the inbred child you are
  458. Wingar:  ur really on some gay shit dawg
  459. Mechanical Marty
  460. Maffs
  461. :  100%
  462. Wingar:  youi wont drop shit except that turd in ur belly
  463. Mechanical Marty
  464. Maffs
  465. :  you are white
  466. KermitSiouxicide:  do you think tarzan was a virgin or did he clap gorilla cheeks on the reg?
  467. Mechanical Marty
  468. Maffs
  469. :  ^^^^
  470. KermitSiouxicide:  same goes for helen keller
  471. Mechanical Marty
  472. Maffs
  473. :  helen was lit
  474. Wingar:  u know what
  475. Wingar:  u prolly not indian
  476. Wingar:  u prolly jewish
  477. Mechanical Marty
  478. Maffs
  479. :  i mean im rich but im not jewish
  480. Mechanical Marty
  481. Maffs
  482. :  im a rare breed
  483. KermitSiouxicide:  yo im a black jew
  484. Wingar:  thats crazy
  485. KermitSiouxicide:  nice to meet you
  486. Mechanical Marty
  487. Maffs
  488. :  big dick, rich, better at league
  489. Mechanical Marty
  490. Maffs
  491. :  im everything you want to be
  492. Mechanical Marty
  493. Maffs
  494. :  oh i forgot to add to the list
  495. Mechanical Marty
  496. Maffs
  497. :  not inbred
  498. Wingar:  level 13 whats it like down there
  499. Mechanical Marty
  500. Maffs
  501. :  yes
  502. KermitSiouxicide:  ill hace you know
  503. Wingar:  rich off what?
  504. KermitSiouxicide:  im level 10
  505. KermitSiouxicide:  and proud
  506. Wingar:  your moms money?>
  507. Wingar:  no hoes
  508. Mechanical Marty
  509. Maffs
  510. :  flipping tricks like your mom
  511. Mechanical Marty
  512. Maffs
  513. :  she been stingy on the last payment tho
  514. Wingar:  u got no money
  515. Wingar:  no bitches
  516. Mechanical Marty
  517. Maffs
  518. :  i finna whoop that trick real soon
  519. Wingar:  canada btw
  520. Mechanical Marty
  521. Maffs
  522. :  GIve me your phone number
  523. Wingar:  can you reach your toes?
  524. Mechanical Marty
  525. Maffs
  526. :  ill give you all the proof you want
  527. Mechanical Marty
  528. Maffs
  529. :  i know your mom can. thats her working position
  530. Wingar:  how fucked up is ur hairline while u at it
  531. Wingar:  on backwards?
  532. Wingar:  you gotta a bowl cut huh
  533. Mechanical Marty
  534. Maffs
  535. :  naw no male pattern baldness
  536. Mechanical Marty
  537. Maffs
  538. :  naw fam im fly as shit
  539. Wingar:  yeet
  540. Mechanical Marty
  541. Maffs
  542. :  keep reachin you got nothin
  543. Wingar:  0 drip ass boy
  544. Wingar:  u the one reachin little guy
  545. Mechanical Marty
  546. Maffs
  547. :  creative
  548. Mechanical Marty
  549. Maffs
  550. :  and im taller than you lol
  551. Mechanical Marty
  552. Maffs
  553. :  oof
  554. Mechanical Marty
  555. Maffs
  556. :  what do you have
  557. Wingar:  u could be
  558. Wingar:  but ion believe u
  559. Wingar:  all cap
  560. Wingar:  like ur hairline
  561. Mechanical Marty
  562. Maffs
  563. :  my dicks bigger. im taller. richer. smarter.
  564. Mechanical Marty
  565. Maffs
  566. :  better hair.
  567. Mechanical Marty
  568. Maffs
  569. :  oof
  570. Mechanical Marty
  571. Maffs
  572. :  life is rough
  573. Wingar:  for u it certainly is
  574. Mechanical Marty
  575. Maffs
  576. :  you got trick2g's hairline homie
  577. Wingar:  short fat and indian
  578. Wingar:  u have a bigass dot on ur forehead too
  579. Mechanical Marty
  580. Maffs
  581. :  oh im not jewish anymore
  582. Mechanical Marty
  583. Maffs
  584. :  ?
  585. KermitSiouxicide:  yo real talk you think in one of these korean or eu bootcamps pros clapped eachothers cheeks?
  586. Mechanical Marty
  587. Maffs
  588. :  mozol tof
  589. Wingar:  cringe? actually remembering lmao
  590. Wingar:  try way too hard
  591. Mechanical Marty
  592. Maffs
  593. :  yea i mean
  594. Mechanical Marty
  595. Maffs
  596. :  im not strung out on meth like you
  597. Wingar:  zzzZZZ
  598. Wingar:  how long that take
  599. Mechanical Marty
  600. Maffs
  601. :  so i have a memory that surpasses a goldfish
  602. Mechanical Marty
  603. Maffs
  604. :  unlike you
  605. Mechanical Marty
  606. Maffs
  607. :  shit i just dissed goldfish
  608. Mechanical Marty
  609. Maffs
  610. :  btw im not talking about the animal
  611. Wingar:  u own a goldfish kid
  612. Mechanical Marty
  613. Maffs
  614. :  im talking about the cracker
  615. Mechanical Marty
  616. Maffs
  617. :  you fucking cracker
  618. KermitSiouxicide:  yoooo
  619. Mechanical Marty
  620. Maffs
  621. :  you have less attention span than a cracker
  622. KermitSiouxicide:  you guys try the new cheeze it pizza from pizza hur?
  623. KermitSiouxicide:  hut*
  624. Mechanical Marty
  625. Maffs
  626. :  naw
  627. Wingar:  cheeze it?
  628. Wingar:  hol on
  629. Mechanical Marty
  630. Maffs
  631. :  see fatty doesnt know that one
  632. KermitSiouxicide:  yeah its like a cheeze it crust woth pizza inside
  633. Mechanical Marty
  634. Maffs
  635. :  hes ordering it right now
  636. KermitSiouxicide:  shaped like a giant cheeze it
  637. Wingar:  im googling it retard you already knew what it was
  638. Wingar:  check
  639. Wingar:  try a gain
  640. Mechanical Marty
  641. Maffs
  642. :  yo wanna play another game wingar?
  643. Wingar:  fatty eating one rn
  644. Mechanical Marty
  645. Maffs
  646. :  i'll gank you this time
  647. Wingar:  deadass?
  648. Mechanical Marty
  649. Maffs
  650. :  yes
  651. Wingar:  ight
  652. Wingar left the lobby
  653. Mechanical Marty left the lobby
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