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Title - Beating the Dove and Pulling off Its Feather

Girl1: Hey young boy listen up, I know you don’t like me being skinny, but a skinny lady has a slim body, and you are not even going to smell my fart…

Guy: The sun has come out, I have some baby doves. They are gluttonous and they especially like the taste of my “mud loach”…

Girl2: Hey little fella listen up, why do you drink your own piss? This girl has a bad temper, and she might cut off your weiner.

Guy: This fatty is shameless, why you wanna catch my doves, they can fly and they can attack your “mud loach”…

Girl2: This boy is teasing me, you told me about your doves, so be careful coz I might catch you, and pull off all your body hairs…

Guy: What an arrogant fatty! I have a little pistol, I will aim it at your head and pull the trigger…

Girl2: I will wait you right here, you can try and fly over here, and I dare you, because I will beat this dove and pull off its feather…

Guy: I fired my pistol once on the mountain top, it’s so loud that there’s no use to cover your ears. You gonna be shocked and feared.

Girl2: You have a little pistol, but I have both hands, if you aim your pistol at me, I will tear you apart with my hands…

Guy: I don’t care what you think, you are crazy even in the daylight, but tonight I will “harass” you until you surrender, and you will lose your appetite for 3 days…

Girl1: I don’t want to admit it but I have been thinking about you for so many nights, today I finally get to see you, I’d like to ask what’s on your mind…

Guy: 2 nights ago I walked past your home, I saw you were giving birth to a baby. The baby’s hands and legs are similar to mine, and his smooth skin likes yours.

Girl1: Hey boy please don’t brag about this, you are inexperienced and impotent…if you don’t believe me just wait and see…You might not be able to close your legs tomorrow and will be crying for mercy…

Guy: Hey sister please don’t be a whore, otherwise you might get STDs…, you will visit the doctor, and Death will visit you…

Girl2: Yesterday I came to your home, I saw you were cutting beef jerky, but you didn't cut many coz you were jerking off the whole time…

Guy: Bullshit! You are just trying to bad-mouth me in front of everybody…what really happened yesterday is that you couldn't think straight and took off your pants to seduce me…

Girl2: I suggest you stop being so horny…because you might end up getting herpes, and by the next time I see you, you might have already become a retard and are having fun climbing a flag pole…