[8:34pm] * @Araneae preps himself in the stage.
[8:34pm] * @Araneae it is a giant empty Opera House
[8:35pm] * @Araneae walks and looks around.
[8:35pm] * @Araneae Ahem.
[8:35pm] * @Araneae snaps his fingers at the camera he positioned in front of him.
[8:35pm] <@Araneae> Okay then. Kaitlin, if you're watching this, this whole act is for you.
[8:36pm] * @Araneae keeps the tape reccording.
[8:36pm] <@Araneae> I hope you're happy.
[8:36pm] * @Araneae is going to wing all of this.
[8:36pm] * @Araneae improvised.
[8:36pm] * @Araneae breathes deeply and...
[8:36pm] * RainbowKanaya snrk
[8:36pm] <@Araneae> HELLO HELLO GOOD SIRS AND MADAMS
[8:36pm] <@Araneae> WELCOME TO THE OPERA HOUSE I AM YOUR NARRATOR
[8:37pm] <@Araneae> Tonight will be a night of drama and romance.
[8:37pm] <@Araneae> Of evil and sin.
[8:37pm] * Jaredissimo munches popcorn
[8:37pm] <RainbowKanaya> ((should we tell others about this?))
[8:37pm] <@Araneae> Traitorous deceit and bloody romance.
[8:37pm] <@Araneae> ((Sure!))
[8:38pm] <@Araneae> Our play is one of birth and life...
[8:38pm] <@Araneae> And of ALL possible things.
[8:38pm] <@Araneae> It will be meta out the wazoo.
[8:38pm] <@Araneae> I hope you enjoy the show.
[8:38pm] * @Araneae bows.
[8:38pm] * @Araneae goes back behind the stage.
[8:38pm] * @Araneae suddenly.
[8:39pm] Araneae (~optimus@Rizon-218837FA.mia.bellsouth.net) is now known as PregnantLady
[8:39pm] * Megamaw is in the audience.
[8:39pm] TheDriver (~optimus@Rizon-218837FA.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined, but is a Clone of PregnantLady  «7 people»
[8:39pm] * superSpades is right next to him.
[8:39pm] * @PregnantLady is in a car.
[8:39pm] * TheDriver is driving the car in a panic!
[8:39pm] * @PregnantLady is Aran in drag.
[8:39pm] * TheDriver is Aran with a silly moustache.
[8:40pm] <Megamaw> uh noir i didn't know you liked operas
[8:40pm] <superSpades> Didn't either.
[8:40pm] * TheDriver is in a car made of plaster.
[8:40pm] <TheDriver> DON'T WORRY HONEY WE'LL GET TO THE HOSPITAL SOON
[8:40pm] <@PregnantLady> OH GOD PLEASE GET ME THERE~
[8:40pm] * TheDriver suddenly.
[8:40pm] * TheDriver inner monolouge.
[8:41pm] <TheDriver> Oh, to woe, my son is coming soon!
[8:41pm] <TheDriver> I will become a father, such a splendid one in fact!
[8:41pm] * Megamaw throws a tomato in front of the car's wheels.
[8:41pm] * TheDriver swirves.
[8:41pm] <Megamaw> boo bad car
[8:41pm] <TheDriver> SHIIIIIIT
[8:41pm] <@PregnantLady> GODDAMNIT CAN YOU DRIVE ANY FASTER
[8:41pm] <TheDriver> OH GOD IM GOING
[8:41pm] * TheDriver puts the petal to the plaster metal.
[8:42pm] * TheDriver meanwhile, another copy of Aran from behind the stage does sounds effects.
[8:42pm] * TheDriver does VROOM VROOM BEEP BEEP
[8:42pm] <TheDriver> I think I see the hospital!
[8:42pm] <@PregnantLady> OH CARRY ME MY DARLING!
[8:42pm] <TheDriver> With pleasure.
[8:42pm] * TheDriver stops the plaster car in front of the hospital.
[8:43pm] * TheDriver Aran does the *screech* sound effect.
[8:43pm] * TheDriver picks up Aran in drag and gives her a kiss on the lips.
[8:43pm] * @PregnantLady kisses back but is still panicky.
[8:43pm] <@PregnantLady> NOW HURRY UP!
[8:43pm] * TheDriver picks up his pace.
[8:43pm] * TheDriver jogs inside the hospital.
[8:44pm] Araneae (~optimus@Rizon-218837FA.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined, but is a Clone of PregnantLady & TheDriver  «8 people»
[8:44pm] * Araneae END OF ACT I
[8:44pm] * Araneae walks out and the curtains close for a moment.
[8:44pm] * superSpades suddenly has popcorn.
[8:44pm] <Araneae> And so, our couple goes into the hospital to have their baby.
[8:44pm] * superSpades offers some to Maw.
[8:44pm] <Araneae> But what ho.
[8:44pm] <Araneae> For evil lurks upon the horizon.
[8:45pm] <Araneae> As the doctor is none other than... The Driver's evil brother.
[8:45pm] <Araneae> And so. With that being said... Let us see how this even unravels itself...
[8:45pm] * Araneae slinks behind the curtains again.
[8:45pm] * Araneae the curtains open once more to a hospital scene.
[8:45pm] * @PregnantLady is on the table, legs open. FACING THE OTHER WAY clearly.
[8:45pm] * Megamaw munch.
[8:46pm] * TheDriver is on the other side of the wall seperating them.
[8:46pm] Araneae (~optimus@Rizon-218837FA.mia.bellsouth.net) is now known as Leonardo
[8:46pm] * Megamaw hands an arm from one of his corpses to Noir.
[8:46pm] * superSpades ...
[8:46pm] * superSpades gnaw gnaw
[8:46pm] Leonardo (~optimus@Rizon-218837FA.mia.bellsouth.net) is now known as LeoDeNardo
[8:46pm] * LeoDeNardo tends to the pregnant woman.
[8:46pm] * LeoDeNardo has an evil grin.
[8:46pm] <LeoDeNardo> Well, well, Missus.
[8:46pm] <LeoDeNardo> It seems you are pregnant.
[8:47pm] <@PregnantLady> Holy shit man you're stating the obvious here.
[8:47pm] * @PregnantLady grabs him by the collar.
[8:47pm] <@PregnantLady> I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA EXPLODE
[8:47pm] <@PregnantLady> GODDAMNIT DOCTOR DO SOMETHING
[8:47pm] <LeoDeNardo> Hm, I will.
[8:47pm] <LeoDeNardo> But there's something you must know.
[8:47pm] <@PregnantLady> What?
[8:47pm] <LeoDeNardo> ...
[8:47pm] <LeoDeNardo> ...
[8:47pm] <LeoDeNardo> ...I'm the father.
[8:47pm] * LeoDeNardo >Audience: Gasp.
[8:48pm] * @PregnantLady gasps.
[8:48pm] * Megamaw laughs.
[8:48pm] * superSpades gasp.
[8:48pm] <@PregnantLady> You...
[8:48pm] * superSpades it's a fake gasp.
[8:48pm] <@PregnantLady> You're Leo De Nardo?
[8:48pm] <LeoDeNardo> The very same.
[8:48pm] <Megamaw> This is hilarious.
[8:48pm] * TheDriver suddenly barges in.
[8:48pm] <TheDriver> Doctor, how long is this taking?
[8:49pm] <@PregnantLady> Er... my dear faithful husband...
[8:49pm] <@PregnantLady> Um.
[8:49pm] <@PregnantLady> Our Doctor is...
[8:49pm] <@PregnantLady> Is-
[8:49pm] <LeoDeNardo> CERTIFIED FOR C-SECTION
[8:49pm] * LeoDeNardo interupts in a hammy manner.
[8:49pm] <LeoDeNardo> This is the reccomended option.
[8:49pm] <TheDriver> I see.
[8:49pm] <@PregnantLady> No no, not that, just er.
[8:49pm] <@PregnantLady> He's-
[8:50pm] <LeoDeNardo> ALSO A PEDIATRICIAN
[8:50pm] <LeoDeNardo> And an orthodontist.
[8:50pm] <TheDriver> That's nice, I'll make sure to call on you for anything.
[8:50pm] <@PregnantLady> GODDAMNIT WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS-
[8:50pm] <LeoDeNardo> I'm your evil brother.
[8:50pm] <@PregnantLady> STOP INTERRUPTING ME- Oh. Yeah, that.
[8:50pm] <TheDriver> ...
[8:50pm] <TheDriver> Leo De Nardo...
[8:51pm] * TheDriver squints.
[8:51pm] <TheDriver> We meet again.
[8:51pm] <LeoDeNardo> Yes, yes.
[8:51pm] * LeoDeNardo takes out a scalpel and sharpens it.
[8:51pm] * @PregnantLady look of sheer terror.
[8:51pm] <LeoDeNardo> This is where you die, my brother.
[8:52pm] * TheDriver takes out a knife.
[8:52pm] * TheDriver suddenly.
[8:52pm] * TheDriver DRAMATIC DUEL.
[8:52pm] * LeoDeNardo aggrieves.
[8:52pm] * TheDriver fights back.
[8:52pm] * TheDriver tackles the Doctor.
[8:52pm] * LeoDeNardo tries to shank him.
[8:52pm] * TheDriver kicks him off.
[8:52pm] * LeoDeNardo rebounds back and punches him in the face.
[8:52pm] * TheDriver wrestles him down.
[8:52pm] <TheDriver> YOU BASTARD
[8:53pm] <TheDriver> ALWAYS TRYING TO USURP MY POSITION
[8:53pm] <LeoDeNardo> YES.
[8:53pm] <LeoDeNardo> AND I WILL DO IT PERFECTLY. MY EVIL PLAN IS COMING TO POSITION!
[8:53pm] * @PregnantLady moans in pain in the meanwhile.
[8:53pm] <LeoDeNardo> DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
[8:53pm] <TheDriver> WHY?
[8:53pm] <LeoDeNardo> BECAUSE!
[8:53pm] * @PregnantLady moans harder, in sheer pain.
[8:53pm] <@PregnantLady> He's... He's the father...
[8:53pm] <TheDriver> ...
[8:53pm] * TheDriver falls silent.
[8:54pm] * TheDriver backs away wide-eyed.
[8:54pm] * TheDriver is fightened.
[8:54pm] <LeoDeNardo> AND IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
[8:54pm] <LeoDeNardo> YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I'M GOING TO WIN?
[8:54pm] <LeoDeNardo> IT IS BECAUSE
[8:54pm] <LeoDeNardo> THE BABY
[8:54pm] <LeoDeNardo> IS
[8:54pm] <LeoDeNardo> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[8:54pm] * TheDriver gasp.
[8:54pm] * @PregnantLady gasp.
[8:54pm] * LeoDeNardo gasp wait why am I surprised I'm the villian derp.
[8:55pm] <LeoDeNardo> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[8:55pm] <TheDriver> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[8:55pm] * TheDriver gets on his knees.
[8:55pm] <TheDriver> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[8:55pm] * TheDriver tears stream out of him.
[8:55pm] <@PregnantLady> OH GOD HELP ME I CAN'T KEEP THIS BABY IN ME ANYMORE
[8:55pm] <@PregnantLady> OH GOD
[8:55pm] <@PregnantLady> I
[8:55pm] <@PregnantLady> I
[8:55pm] <@PregnantLady> I
[8:55pm] <@PregnantLady> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
[8:55pm] <TheDriver> HONEY
[8:55pm] <LeoDeNardo> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[8:55pm] <Megamaw> uh
[8:56pm] * @PregnantLady gives birth.
[8:56pm] <Megamaw> noir this suddenly went from hilarious to what the fuck am i watching
[8:56pm] * LeoDeNardo walks over quietly.
[8:56pm] * LeoDeNardo picks up the baby.
[8:56pm] * LeoDeNardo raises him up for everyone to see.
[8:56pm] * LeoDeNardo The baby looks...
[8:56pm] * LeoDeNardo scratch that.
[8:56pm] * LeoDeNardo THE BABY IS ARAN.
[8:56pm] * @PregnantLady what
[8:56pm] * TheDriver the
[8:56pm] <superSpades> ...
[8:56pm] * LeoDeNardo fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
[8:57pm] * LeoDeNardo the curtains close again.
[8:57pm] * LeoDeNardo END OF ACT II.
[8:57pm] LeoDeNardo (~optimus@Rizon-218837FA.mia.bellsouth.net) is now known as Araneae
[8:57pm] * superSpades >Maw: This movie's bullshit.
[8:57pm] <Megamaw> ....
[8:57pm] <Megamaw> jack.
[8:57pm] <Megamaw> please slap me as hard as you can.
[8:57pm] * superSpades Smack.
[8:57pm] * Megamaw disintegrates.
[8:57pm] * Araneae >Everyone: Keep in mind ARANEAE IS DOING ALL THE PARTS.
[8:57pm] * Megamaw walks in.
[8:58pm] * superSpades that's disturbing.
[8:58pm] * Megamaw sits back down, stashing the dust.
[8:58pm] * Araneae walks out for the final introduction of the final act.
[8:58pm] <Megamaw> thanks. I needed that.
[8:58pm] <Araneae> And so, Leo De Nardo gives birth to his evil seed, Leo De Nardo Junior.
[8:58pm] <Araneae> Years pass.
[8:58pm] <Megamaw> :|
[8:58pm] <Araneae> The woman that was pregnant grows distant from her lover.
[8:59pm] <Araneae> The man slowly goes homeless.
[8:59pm] <Araneae> After 50 years pass...
[8:59pm] <Araneae> They meet once more. On the birthday of Leo De Nardo Junior.
[9:00pm] * Araneae goes behind the curtain once more.
[9:00pm] Araneae (~optimus@Rizon-218837FA.mia.bellsouth.net) is now known as LeoDeNardoJunior
[9:00pm] TheDriver (~optimus@Rizon-218837FA.mia.bellsouth.net) is now known as TheHomelessDriver
[9:00pm] PregnantLady (~optimus@Rizon-218837FA.mia.bellsouth.net) is now known as OldNotSoPregnantLady
[9:00pm] <superSpades> How th' fuck d' you grow homeless.
[9:00pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior said goes not grows.
[9:01pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior the curtains open again to reveal an average home with portaits of Leo De Nardo.
[9:01pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior is an older man, in his 50s.
[9:01pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady is in her 80s.
[9:01pm] * TheHomelessDriver is in his mid 70s.
[9:01pm] * TheHomelessDriver knocks on the door.
[9:02pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior tends to his things.
[9:02pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> Mother, can you go get that?
[9:02pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady slowly limps over to the door.
[9:02pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady it is slow.
[9:02pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady it takes her 15 minutes to get to the door.
[9:02pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady and another 5 to open it.
[9:02pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady that was clearly the halftime.
[9:02pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady opens the door.
[9:02pm] * TheHomelessDriver is blind in one eye.
[9:03pm] * TheHomelessDriver speaks in an old voice.
[9:03pm] <TheHomelessDriver> Hello.
[9:03pm] <TheHomelessDriver> I heard it was Junior's birthday!
[9:03pm] * TheHomelessDriver weezes.
[9:03pm] <@OldNotSoPregnantLady> Oh, yes.
[9:03pm] <@OldNotSoPregnantLady> Please, do come in...
[9:03pm] * TheHomelessDriver walks in and looks at Junior.
[9:03pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior looks.
[9:03pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> Oh hey.
[9:03pm] * TheHomelessDriver holds a box.
[9:04pm] <TheHomelessDriver> I got you a present, Junior.
[9:04pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> Aw, thanks.
[9:04pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior takes the box.
[9:04pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> So... how's life?
[9:04pm] <TheHomelessDriver> Eh.
[9:04pm] <TheHomelessDriver> Being homeless sucks.
[9:04pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> Amen to that.
[9:04pm] * TheHomelessDriver suddenly.
[9:04pm] * TheHomelessDriver interior monolouge.
[9:04pm] <TheHomelessDriver> It was a lie.
[9:04pm] <TheHomelessDriver> I'm not homeless.
[9:05pm] <TheHomelessDriver> I'm merely out for revenge.
[9:05pm] * TheHomelessDriver inner monolouge stops.
[9:05pm] * TheHomelessDriver grins.
[9:05pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior puts the box down.
[9:05pm] <TheHomelessDriver> You miss yer pop?
[9:05pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> ...I do, at times.
[9:05pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady looks at the magical pixies around her and reflects on her schizophrenia.
[9:06pm] <@OldNotSoPregnantLady> So many pixies...
[9:06pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady grabs what seems to be thin air.
[9:06pm] * superSpades :|
[9:06pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady is Aran dressed in Old Lady Drag, by the way.
[9:06pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady process that for a moment.
[9:06pm] * superSpades oh god.
[9:06pm] * TheHomelessDriver is Aran dressed as an old homeless guy.
[9:06pm] * Megamaw takes out a femur and whacks himself with it repeatedly.
[9:07pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior is Aran dressed as a sweet 50 year old boy.
[9:07pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior with a bow tie and a party hat like a derp.
[9:07pm] <Megamaw> where's the singing fat lady when you need her
[9:07pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior don't tempt fate Megamaw.
[9:07pm] <TheHomelessDriver> Anyway... I better get going.
[9:07pm] * Megamaw ....what have i done
[9:07pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> Okay then. Bye!
[9:07pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior waves.
[9:07pm] * TheHomelessDriver waves back with a semi-smile and walks off.
[9:07pm] * TheHomelessDriver walks out the house.
[9:08pm] * TheHomelessDriver can be seen walking outside.
[9:08pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior looks at the box and shakes it a bit.
[9:08pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> He's so nice. I'm amazed he hasn't kept his vengence against me.
[9:08pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> Isn't that right, mom?
[9:08pm] <@OldNotSoPregnantLady> Wa wa wa wa walalaloooo~
[9:08pm] <@OldNotSoPregnantLady> wa wa wa wa walalalooooo~
[9:08pm] <superSpades> o_o
[9:08pm] <@OldNotSoPregnantLady> walaloo amasy reckatititititoooo
[9:09pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> Yeah.
[9:09pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior opens the box with a smile at first.
[9:09pm] <Megamaw> let's tempt fate, where are the big breasted lad-
[9:09pm] <Megamaw> never mind!
[9:09pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior slowly turns into an 'Oh Crap' face.
[9:09pm] <Megamaw> Don't wanna see!
[9:09pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior hears the beeping.
[9:09pm] * TheHomelessDriver dons shades walking away from the house.
[9:09pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior weilds the bomb.
[9:09pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> Oh God.
[9:10pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior 00:03
[9:10pm] * TheHomelessDriver keeps walking with a smug smile.
[9:10pm] * superSpades shades.
[9:10pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior 00:02
[9:10pm] * TheHomelessDriver gets on his motorcycle.
[9:10pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior 00:01
[9:10pm] * TheHomelessDriver vrooms off without looking back.
[9:10pm] <LeoDeNardoJunior> Oh goddamni-
[9:10pm] <Megamaw> hey noir after this you wanna go crash some teenager dinner party
[9:10pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior *KABOOOOOOOOM*
[9:10pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior is blown up.
[9:10pm] * @OldNotSoPregnantLady as well.
[9:11pm] <Megamaw> found a real nice one.
[9:11pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior sparks and smoke and dust fly out at the audience.
[9:11pm] OldNotSoPregnantLady (~optimus@Rizon-218837FA.mia.bellsouth.net) is now known as Araneae
[9:11pm] <superSpades> Sure whynot.
[9:11pm] * @Araneae is secretly working the effects and pyrotechnics as well.
[9:11pm] * LeoDeNardoJunior has perished with the Old Lady.
[9:11pm] LeoDeNardoJunior «~optimus@Rizon-218837FA.mia.bellsouth.net» has Quit iRC (—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 3.1.3 (May '10)) «5 people»
[9:11pm] * TheHomelessDriver drives off on his motorcycle.
[9:11pm] * TheHomelessDriver is satisfied...
[9:12pm] * TheHomelessDriver HASS the vengence.
[9:12pm] * @Araneae the curtains close.
[9:12pm] * @Araneae walks out.
[9:12pm] <@Araneae> And so, a legacy of vengence is done.
[9:12pm] <@Araneae> And the moral is.
[9:12pm] <@Araneae> Time heals all wounds, but never erases memories.
[9:13pm] <@Araneae> And he drives off into the sunset.
[9:13pm] <@Araneae> For another day...
[9:13pm] <@Araneae> The End.
[9:13pm] * @Araneae bows.
[9:13pm] * superSpades The END
[9:13pm] <Megamaw> hey noir you wanna use my power drill
[9:13pm] * Megamaw takes out a drill you'd find in a workshop.
[9:13pm] * @Araneae clicks on the tape to stop reccording.