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Total Players: 47
You are the Head of Security.
As the Head of Security you answer directly to the captain. Special circumstances may change this.
Prefix your message with :h to speak on your department's radio. To see other prefixes, look closely at your headset.
You are playing a job that is important for Game Progression. If you have to disconnect, please notify the admins via adminhelp.
As this station was initially staffed with a skeleton crew, additional access may have been added to your ID card.
Just the thought of drinking alcohol makes your head spin.
The Arrival shuttle requests console beeps, "Now approaching: Easter Edition XLII."
You put the ID into PDA-Bryce Pax (Head of Security)'s slot.
The Arrival shuttle requests console exclaims, "Welcome to your new life, employees!"
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Be advised, there are abductors around! Bryce Pax has signed up as Head of Security"
[Common] Han Ironmonger says, "I love you guys."
You unbuckle yourself from the shuttle seat.
The Arrival shuttle requests console beeps, "Shuttle departing."
[Common] Michael Loginstin says, "I NEED ANOTHER DEVICE"
[Common] Kat Orange asks, "Han are you okay?"
[Common] Jessica Grey exclaims, "Dont make us regret it!"
[Common] Han Ironmonger says, "I won't."
[Security] Bryce Pax says, "HEY GANG"
Bryce Pax says, "HEY GANG"
[Common] Joel Keener says, "HAN FUCKING BLOW THIS SPACE HULK TO PIECES"
[Common] Han Ironmonger says, "Me and my little borg back home won't bother you."
You nibble the taco.
You can taste a hint of cheese, a hint of meat and a hint of taco.
You nibble the taco.
2
[Common] Han Ironmonger says, "I WILL IF YOU WANT"
You nibble the taco.
6
You unwillingly nibble a bit of the taco.
[Common] Michael Loginstin exclaims, "HAN! BRIDGE!"
Jack Waters sneezes.
Bryce Pax says, "WHAT'S UH"
Michael Loginstin grabs you passively!
You feel vigorous.
Bryce Pax says, "WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE"
Michael Loginstin sneezes.
Bryce Pax says, "CAN I HIT MY OFFICE FIRST"
Michael Loginstin points at Keycard Authentication Device.
Michael Loginstin exclaims, "Auth. ok?!"
Bryce Pax says, "UHHHH"
Bryce Pax says, "OKAY"
Bryce Pax says, "CAN SOMEONE FILL ME IN HERE"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Bryce Pax (Head of Security).
[Common] Han Ironmonger says, "Put a beacon on the shuttle for the cap"
Weapons Systems Update:
Bluespace Artillery firing protocols have been unlocked

[Common] Joel Keener says, "ALRIGHT WHOS THE FUCKIN COMEDIAN WITH THE SHOCK TREATMNENT"
[Command] Bryce Pax says, "WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, CAP"
Bryce Pax says, "WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, CAP"
[Command] Bryce Pax says, "I'VE SENT AUTH THREE TIMES"
Bryce Pax says, "I'VE SENT AUTH THREE TIMES"
[Common] The Chillest of the Chill Spiders chitters, "Aye man im stuck in EVA someone let me out"
[Common] Michael Loginstin yells, "GOING TO THE SHUTTLE! HURRY!!!"
[Command] Michael Loginstin yells, "Get to that damn shuttle!!!"
[Command] Bryce Pax asks, "CAPTAIN?"
Bryce Pax asks, "CAPTAIN?"
[Command] Bryce Pax says, "WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO AUTH IF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING TO THE SHUTTLE"
Bryce Pax says, "WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO AUTH IF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING TO THE SHUTTLE"
[Common] The Entire Circus hisses, "I've turned the ssshock thingy off, it wasss sssurprisssingly ussselesss."
OOC: Chipped: spider venom
Jack Waters sneezes.
You put the ID into PDA-Bryce Pax (Head of Security)'s slot.
OOC: Chipped: wrong chat
[Common] Curt Driscoll yells, "TO SHUTTLE MEDICAL, SPIDERS!!"
OOC: Loojee: cum
Bryce Pax sniffs.
OOC: Lovegreenstuff: ick? in my ock? more likely than youd imagine
Michael Loginstin sneezes.
Argema Maxima buckles themself to the shuttle seat.
Argema Maxima sneezes.
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Curt Driscoll!
The emergency medibot declares, "Feel better soon!"
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Hugs-The-Humans!
Hugs-The-Humans analyzes Checkers's vitals.
Something knocks on the shuttle window.
Seri Twilightcherry hugs Elysius Languida to make him feel better!
The giant spider (676) begins to secrete a sticky substance.
You grab Monty Robinson passively!
Super duper mega spider exclaims, "With my life!"
Tanya Hushstreet swallows a gulp of the glass bottle (Narsour).
You grab Monty Robinson aggressively!
Monty Robinson struggles as they fail to break free of your grip!
Bryce Pax slams Monty Robinson onto the reinforced table!
SMOs Right Testicle declares, "Wait Michael Loginstin! I want to help!"
SMOs Right Testicle is trying to tend the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
Super duper mega spider exclaims, "Huaaa!"
Bryce Pax yells, "WHOOOO!!"
Jack Anton says, "HOS"
OOC: Foxicide: maint!!!!!
Easy, easy, take it slow... you're in the dark...
Super duper mega spider chitters, "You shant pass"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Jack Anton coughs!
OOC: Foxicide: hahaa oops!
Bryce Pax says, "GLORF"
Michael Loginstin grabs SMOs Right Testicle passively!
SMOs Right Testicle is trying to tend the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
SMOs Right Testicle places its tools back into itself.
Tanya Hushstreet swallows a gulp of the glass bottle (Narsour).
2
Tanya Hushstreet sneezes.
Jack Anton exclaims, "BACKPACK BOOZE!!?!?!?!"
SMOs Right Testicle is trying to tend the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
OOC: Jack7D1: oops all traitors
Bryce Pax sniffs.
SMOs Right Testicle places its tools back into itself.
Bryce Pax says, "YEAH HI"
Revan Tair sneezes.
SMOs Right Testicle is trying to tend the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
OOC: Lovegreenstuff: g absorbing ai in dorms 4
Kat Orange slurs, "H-h'uagnw-gloryfthyglory no hope... '''fth'fth'ahp-pp"
SMOs Right Testicle tends the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
SMOs Right Testicle is trying to tend the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
Bryce Pax says, "WHY ARE ALL THESE CIVILLIANS HERE"
Revan Tair says, "I won't pass. I am no balrog"
Jack Anton unbuckles himself from the chair.
Michael Loginstin sneezes.
SMOs Right Testicle tends the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
SMOs Right Testicle is trying to tend the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
Kat Orange sneezes.
Jack Anton coughs!
SMOs Right Testicle tends the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
SMOs Right Testicle is trying to tend the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
Kat Orange slurs, "Emergeencyyy"
SMOs Right Testicle tends the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
SMOs Right Testicle is trying to tend the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
Monty Robinson throws the syndicate minibomb.
You're hit by the syndicate minibomb!
Tanya Hushstreet swallows a gulp of the glass bottle (Narsour).
Tanya Hushstreet sneezes.
Monty Robinson sneezes.
Bryce Pax sighs.
SMOs Right Testicle tends the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
SMOs Right Testicle is trying to tend the wounds of Michael Loginstin!
Tanya Hushstreet unbuckles herself from the chair.
Skub Shell-321 sounds an alarm! "SYSTEM ERROR: Module 2 OFFLINE."
You feel your heart slow down...
Your ears begin to resonate with an internal ring sometimes.
Tanya Hushstreet buckles herself to the chair.
Kat Orange unbuckles herself from the chair.
Tanya Hushstreet unbuckles herself from the chair.
COOLEST SPIDER chitters something but you cannot hear her.
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders chitters something but you cannot hear her.
RD Mech pushes Super duper mega spider out of the way.
Virgil Gellius is hit by a tesla orb in the chest!
Virgil Gellius was shocked by Monty Robinson!
You feel a powerful shock coursing through your body!
Jack Anton was shocked by Bryce Pax!
Tanya Hushstreet was shocked by Jack Anton!
Michael Loginstin was shocked by Tanya Hushstreet!
You feel your heart slow down...
The solution begins to bubble.
The solution spews out metallic foam!
... You can almost hear something ...
Bryce Pax has died at Emergency Shuttle.
You have died. Barring complete bodyloss, you can in most cases be revived by other players. If you do not wish to be brought back, use the "Do Not Resuscitate" verb in the ghost tab.
Bryce Pax whispers in his last breath, "PAX DED..."
The orange adult slime (363) blorbles something but you cannot hear it.
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: In case you get assigned scientist.
Elysius Languida flutters something but you cannot hear him.
(F) Luke Laborde asks, "So you healing me is the only thing keeping me alive?"
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: I should teach you.
Elysius Languida pets the pink adult slime (587).
Joel Keener unbuckles himself from the shuttle seat.
(F) The Chillest of the Chill Spiders chitters, "OH SHIT"
Caryl Garland begins to place the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Checkers's chest.
(F) The giant spider (676) chitters, "AHHH"
(F) The orange adult slime (363) loudly blorbles, "Chaos!"
(F) COOLEST SPIDER chitters, "WHAT THE FUCK SPIDER"
Seri Twilightcherry points at COOLEST SPIDER.
(F) The Chillest of the Chill Spiders chitters, "HEY BE CHILL MAN"
Seri Twilightcherry points at COOLEST SPIDER.
(F) DEAD: Jebediah Twinkleton says, "MAYHEM"
Joel Keener sneezes.
Seri Twilightcherry points at the plating.
pink adult slime (587) latches onto Seri Twilightcherry!
Seri Twilightcherry points at the floor.
(F) The giant spider (676) chitters, "Oh no"
Seri Twilightcherry points at the floor.
(F) DEAD: Jebediah Twinkleton says, "DOOM"
Uriel Fleming sneezes.
The spiderling skitters around.
OOC: Peoplearestrange: Howdy everyone
The Entire Circus grabs Bryce Pax by their hands!
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at Monty Robinson.
3
COOLEST SPIDER points at the giant spider (676).
(F) The giant spider (676) chitters, "OH NO"
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at the orange adult slime (363).
(F) The Chillest of the Chill Spiders chitters, "BOMBER"
Monty Robinson gasps!
Jerry Junior coughs!
(F) Mothership Tau Agent: Sure
The spiderling skitters around.
(F) [Monty Robinson's Slime Link] Monty Robinson: get me to healing
(F) COOLEST SPIDER chitters, "YOU FAILED"
Seri Twilightcherry manages to wrestle the pink adult slime (587) off!
(F) Harley Langston meows, "Massive organ damage"
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at Monty Robinson.
2
Monty Robinson gasps!
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at the wall.
Aine Simpson sneezes.
Harley Langston throws up!
Joel Keener buckles himself to the shuttle seat.
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at Monty Robinson.
2
(F) Harley Langston meows, "All of it"
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at Monty Robinson.
Ellie Altmann unbuckles herself from the shuttle seat.
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at Monty Robinson.
(F) Seri Twilightcherry flutters, "AAA"
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: Basically, your science tool works through the console.
(F) Kat Orange has died at Space.
Harley Langston throws up!
Samuel Rowe sneezes.
The spiderling skitters around.
(F) The orange adult slime (363) loudly blorbles, "No!"
E.M.M.Y. lays down for a moment...
(F) Ellie Altmann yells, "Bad slime!!"
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Fred Teleport!
Elysius Languida starts building AI core.
(F) Hugs-The-Humans hisses, "Aaaa"
The emergency medibot places its tools back into itself.
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Monty Robinson!
(F) The Chillest of the Chill Spiders chitters, "Monty is the bomber"
Fred Teleport grabs the pink adult slime (587) by their hands!
(F) COOLEST SPIDER chitters, "You know what his means"
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Monty Robinson!
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Monty Robinson!
(F) Mothership Tau Agent: I need it in hand?
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at Monty Robinson.
(F) DEAD: Kat Orange slurs, "That syndicate minibomb was a real bruh moment"
(F) DEAD: Virgil Gellius says, "10/10"
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Monty Robinson!
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Monty Robinson!
Ellie Altmann sneezes.
Hugs-The-Humans sneezes.
Seri Twilightcherry examines himself.
Harley Langston analyzes Harley Langston's vitals.
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: You scan people to get disguises, and you can mark the team.
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Monty Robinson!
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Monty Robinson!
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: Yeah.
Caryl Garland sniffs.
Argema Maxima sneezes.
Uriel Fleming sneezes.
Fred Teleport grabs Michael Trauf by their hands!
The spiderling skitters away.
Harley Langston analyzes Harley Langston's vitals.
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Monty Robinson!
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Monty Robinson!
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at Monty Robinson.
3
Seri Twilightcherry hugs Argema Maxima to make them feel better!
Elysius Languida starts building a bomb assembly.
The spiderling skitters.
(F) The orange adult slime (363) loudly blorbles, "Save them!"
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Monty Robinson!
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Monty Robinson!
Seri Twilightcherry hugs Argema Maxima to make them feel better!
Harley Langston analyzes Harley Langston's vitals.
(F) The Chillest of the Chill Spiders chitters, "Hes the bomber"
Seri Twilightcherry hugs Argema Maxima to make them feel better!
The spiderling skitters.
Seri Twilightcherry hugs Argema Maxima to make them feel better!
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Monty Robinson!
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Monty Robinson!
Caryl Garland grabs Checkers aggressively!
Seri Twilightcherry hugs Argema Maxima to make them feel better!
Fred Teleport sneezes.
Samuel Rowe sneezes.
Caryl Garland lays Checkers on the operating table.
Seri Twilightcherry hugs Argema Maxima to make them feel better!
(F) The Chillest of the Chill Spiders chitters, "He bombed the cockpit"
The Odysseus raises the exosuit syringe gun.
Seri Twilightcherry hugs Argema Maxima to make them feel better!
Joel Keener sneezes.
(F) Mothership Tau Agent: Ok thats where i messed up
The spiderling skitters around.
Seri Twilightcherry hugs Argema Maxima to make them feel better!
(F) The pink adult slime (587) blorbles, "He is our creator."
Argema Maxima flaps their wings.
Caryl Garland drapes the surgical drapes over Checkers's chest to prepare for surgery.
Aine Simpson sneezes.
Caryl Garland begins to carefully make an incision in Checkers's chest.
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: To get the humans, you send yourself down and mark them in person.
E.M.M.Y. stumbles a bit after their flip.
(F) The pink adult slime (587) blorbles, "It matters not waht he does."
Hugs-The-Humans sneezes.
Samuel Rowe sneezes.
(F) COOLEST SPIDER asks, "Do you?"
The spiderling skitters away.
The Odysseus raises the mounted sleeper.
Caryl Garland attempts to patch some of Checkers's wounds.
(F) Curt Driscoll says, "You guys did great"
The Odysseus raises the exosuit medical beamgun.
Hugs-The-Humans points at the championship belt.
(F) The pink adult slime (587) blorbles, "We must follow."
Joel Keener sneezes.
(F) The orange adult slime (363) blorbles, "Shush your mouth spider."
Hugs-The-Humans points at the championship belt.
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
Hugs-The-Humans points at the championship belt.
3
(F) [Monty Robinson's Slime Link] Monty Robinson: i cannot hear talk this way
Hugs-The-Humans points at the championship belt.
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
Hugs-The-Humans points at the championship belt.
2
(F) The Chillest of the Chill Spiders chitters, "He aint chill"
Hugs-The-Humans points at the championship belt.
2
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
Hugs-The-Humans points at the championship belt.
2
The emergency medibot places its tools back into itself.
Hugs-The-Humans points at the championship belt.
3
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
(F) The emergency medibot declares, "Aine Simpson, you appear to be injured!"
Jerry Junior buckles himself to the shuttle seat.
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
(F) Super duper mega spider has died at Emergency Shuttle.
Hugs-The-Humans gently pats E.M.M.Y. on the head, eliciting an off-putting buzzing from its holographic field.
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
2
The spiderling skitters away.
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
2
Ellie Altmann sneezes.
Uriel Fleming sneezes.
Aine Simpson sneezes.
(F) COOLEST SPIDER chitters, "Im confused."
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
A bomb has been activated at Emergency Shuttle! (Orbit)
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at the floor.
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: Then you use your implant and retrieve the target, then mark and retrieve your agent.
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at Monty Robinson.
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at Monty Robinson.
2
Hugs-The-Humans sneezes.
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at Monty Robinson.
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at Monty Robinson.
Legion has been released in the Lavaland Wastes!
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at the floor.
The spiderling skitters.
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders points at the floor.
A bomb has been activated at Emergency Shuttle! (Orbit)
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
Joel Keener buckles himself to the shuttle seat.
Fred Teleport grabs Michael Trauf by their hands!
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
Harley Langston throws up!
Tanya Hushstreet points at the shuttle seat.
Tanya Hushstreet points at the Odysseus.
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
timer set for 120 seconds.
120 seconds until detonation, please clear the area.
A bomb has been activated at Emergency Shuttle! (Orbit)
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
Revan Tair sneezes.
(F) Curt Driscoll Telepathy: "also im deaf" to (F) COOLEST SPIDER
(F) Ellie Altmann asks, "WHy would you do that?"
Fred Teleport grabs Michael Trauf aggressively!
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Aine Simpson!
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Aine Simpson!
Monty Robinson sneezes.
Uriel Fleming sneezes.
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
Tanya Hushstreet points at the floor.
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Aine Simpson!
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Aine Simpson!
Luke Laborde sneezes.
Argema Maxima sneezes.
Harley Langston throws up!
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
2
The Entire Circus shakes Harley Langston trying to get her up!
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Aine Simpson!
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Aine Simpson!
Harley Langston throws up!
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
The Entire Circus shakes Harley Langston trying to get her up!
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
Jerry Junior unbuckles himself from the shuttle seat.
The Entire Circus shakes Harley Langston trying to get her up!
(F) COOLEST SPIDER chitters, "I AM SO CONFUSED"
Caryl Garland fixes some of Checkers's wounds.
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Aine Simpson!
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Aine Simpson!
Harley Langston coughs!
Seri Twilightcherry puts the fire extinguisher into the duffel bag.
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: It's all good. You were a solid agent.
(F) Elysius Languida yells, "Nno!!"
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Aine Simpson!
The emergency medibot is trying to tend the wounds of Aine Simpson!
Tanya Hushstreet sneezes.
Harley Langston analyzes Bryce Pax's vitals.
Caryl Garland drapes the surgical drapes over Checkers's head to prepare for surgery.
(F) Elysius Languida yells, "Good spiders!!"
The emergency medibot tends the wounds of Aine Simpson!
(F) The emergency medibot declares, "All patched up!"
Revan Tair sneezes.
(F) The Chillest of the Chill Spiders chitters, "BOMBER"
Caryl Garland begins to make an incision in Checkers's head.
(F) [Monty Robinson's Slime Link] the orange adult slime (363): Do we kill chill spider?
(F) Luke Laborde says, "OH MY GOD"
Joel Keener sneezes.
Harley Langston coughs!
(F) The Chillest of the Chill Spiders chitters, "CAP"
(F) Mothership Tau Agent: Oooh. can you mark before sending them?
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders bites Monty Robinson!
(F) Curt Driscoll says, "EAT ME"



The round has ended.
Joel Keener unbuckles himself from the shuttle seat.
Elysius Languida grabs the giant spider (676) passively!
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders bites Monty Robinson!
Luke Laborde sneezes.
Show roundend report again
Monty Robinson sneezes.
Samuel Rowe sneezes.
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders bites Monty Robinson!
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders bites Monty Robinson!
Something knocks on the shuttle window.
Tanya Hushstreet is getting too high on life! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide.
Tanya Hushstreet seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Tanya Hushstreet has died at Emergency Shuttle.
Caryl Garland begins to retract the skin in Checkers's head.
Caryl Garland sniffs.
Aine Simpson sneezes.
(F) Monty Robinson has died at Emergency Shuttle.
The pink adult slime (587) is hit by Monty Robinson's head!
The pink adult slime (587) is hit by the left arm!
The pink adult slime (587) is hit by the metal!
The pink adult slime (587) is hit by Monty Robinson's brain!
The pink adult slime (587) is hit by the eyes!
The pink adult slime (587) is hit by the ears!
The pink adult slime (587) is hit by the tongue!
Uranium DIV is hit by the titanium!
Uranium DIV is hit by the titanium!
Joel Keener is hit by the metal!
Joel Keener is hit by the serving tray!
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders is hit by the serving tray!
The Chillest of the Chill Spiders stops moving...
(F) The Chillest of the Chill Spiders has died at Emergency Shuttle.
(F) DEAD: Kat Orange says, "Where did three fucking syndicate minibombs come from"
OOC: Nowtakenusername: Spiders
(F) DEAD: Tanya Hushstreet says, "Bruh"
Hugs-The-Humans sneezes.
Caryl Garland begins to saw through the bone in Checkers's head.
Argema Maxima unbuckles themself from the shuttle seat.
Uranium DIV hits the shuttle seat with the energy sword!
(F) The pink adult slime (587) blorbles, "Nice."
Caryl Garland saws Checkers's head open!
Caryl Garland finishes.
Harley Langston throws up!
Caryl Garland begins to clamp bleeders in Checkers's head.
Caryl Garland finishes.
Harley Langston throws up!
Caryl Garland begins to make an incision in Checkers's head.
Caryl Garland grabs Checkers passively!
The spiderling skitters away.
Rebooting World in 1 minute. Round ended.
Harley Langston throws up!
Curt Driscoll gasps!
Samuel Rowe's right leg is violently dismembered!
OOC: Havaren: HE STOLE MY ID.... yes. yes i did
The giant spider (676) bites Uranium DIV!
OOC: Peoplearestrange: spooder
(F) Luke Laborde says, "How did someone get 3 syndie bombs"
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: i forgot how sentience potions worked
Samuel Rowe seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Samuel Rowe has died at Emergency Shuttle.
Samuel Rowe's head is violently dismembered!
The giant spider (676) bites Aine Simpson!
2
Revan Tair sneezes.
OOC: SumFagPlayTester: damn that was fun, tried to metal foam the shutle that got blown but spessed instead
Harley Langston throws up!
The giant spider (676) bites Aine Simpson!
2
The spiderling skitters away.
Ellie Altmann sneezes.
(F) Harley Langston whispers, "HELP"
Harley Langston gasps!
pink adult slime (587) latches onto Ellie Altmann!
The giant spider (676) bites Aine Simpson!
pink adult slime (587) latches onto Ellie Altmann!
The pink adult slime (587) lets go of Ellie Altmann!
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: Mark humans?
Harley Langston throws up!
OOC: Chipped: admemes detonate all these syndie bombs right now
Caryl Garland sniffs.
Luke Laborde sneezes.
Aine Simpson sneezes.
Harley Langston throws up!
pink adult slime (587) latches onto Ellie Altmann!
Caryl Garland send a powerful shock to Checkers's brain with the defibrillator paddles (Wielded)...
Harley Langston coughs!
(F) Mothership Tau Agent: Mark agents
OOC: Lylsburg: I love how often throw up procs
(F) The pink adult slime (587) blorbles, "Yes hello"
Ellie Altmann sneezes.
Uranium DIV blocks the giant spider (676) with the energy sword!
Revan Tair gasps!
Harley Langston gasps!
(F) The pink adult slime (587) blorbles, "You are delicious."
(F) Seri Twilightcherry has died at Emergency Shuttle.
The spiderling skitters.
Ellie Altmann hits RD Mech. Nothing happens.
OOC: Nowtakenusername: I am proud of my spider army
Revan Tair gasps!
OOC: Lylsburg: WITH HOW LONG IT STUNS
Uranium DIV hits RD Mech with the energy sword!
OOC: Lovegreenstuff: no admem
The tablet computer breaks apart!
The tablet computer shuts down.
The tablet computer shuts down.
The tablet computer shuts down.
The tablet computer shuts down.
(F) Luke Laborde has died at Emergency Shuttle.
The water tank ruptures!
(F) Curt Driscoll has died at Emergency Shuttle.
Revan Tair sneezes.
The solution spews out metallic foam!
OOC: Lylsburg: ABSOLUTE BS
Caryl Garland is hit by the syringe (convermol)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the syringe (convermol)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the syringe (convermol)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the salbutamol medipen!
Caryl Garland is hit by the epinephrine medipen!
Caryl Garland is hit by the iron pill (30u)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the iron pill (30u)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the iron pill (30u)!
Bryce Pax's right arm is violently dismembered!
Bryce Pax's left arm is violently dismembered!
Checkers seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Checkers has died at Emergency Shuttle.
Checkers's right leg is violently dismembered!
Caryl Garland is hit by the service radio headset!
Caryl Garland is hit by the clown shoes!
Caryl Garland is hit by the clown suit!
Caryl Garland is hit by the bike horn!
Caryl Garland is hit by PDA-Checkers (Clown)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the syringe (convermol)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the syringe (convermol)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the syringe (convermol)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the salbutamol medipen!
Caryl Garland is hit by the epinephrine medipen!
Caryl Garland is hit by the iron pill (30u)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the iron pill (30u)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the iron pill (30u)!
Caryl Garland is hit by the titanium!
Caryl Garland is hit by the right leg!
Caryl Garland is hit by the metal!
Checkers's right arm is violently dismembered!
Caryl Garland is hit by the right arm!
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: Yes.
The orange adult slime (363) is hit by the metal rod!
The orange adult slime (363) is hit by the left arm!
The orange adult slime (363) is hit by the black gloves!
The orange adult slime (363) is hit by the metal!
Samuel Rowe is hit by the titanium!
Samuel Rowe is hit by the metal!
Samuel Rowe is hit by the metal!
Samuel Rowe is hit by the metal!
Ellie Altmann's left leg is violently dismembered!
The orange adult slime (363) is hit by the metal rod!
Samuel Rowe is hit by the metal!
Samuel Rowe is hit by the right leg!
Samuel Rowe is hit by the metal!
Samuel Rowe's left arm is violently dismembered!
Samuel Rowe's left leg is violently dismembered!
Uranium DIV is hit by the black shoes!
Uranium DIV is hit by the optical meson scanner!
Uranium DIV blocks the metal with the energy sword!
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: yo nowtake
Caryl Garland is hit by the scalpel!
Caryl Garland is hit by the surgical drapes!
Caryl Garland is hit by the pentetic acid medipen!
Caryl Garland is hit by the hemostat!
Uranium DIV is hit by the plate!
Caryl Garland sniffs.
OOC: Chipped: thanks
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: spiders had a mother objective but
Ellie Altmann gasps!
OOC: Peoplearestrange: welc
Revan Tair sneezes.
The spiderling skitters away.
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: i had no idea where the nest was
(F) Ellie Altmann whispers in her last breath, "Bad slime..."
Ellie Altmann seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Ellie Altmann has died at Emergency Shuttle.
RD Mech is snagged by Uranium DIV's hook!
The pink adult slime (587) lets go of Ellie Altmann!
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: But you can only have one mark at a time.
Caryl Garland gasps!
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: Hence my fuckup at sec.
(F) Mothership Tau Agent: Ah ok
OOC: Nowtakenusername: Neither did I
(F) Elysius Languida has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
Fred Teleport sneezes.
Harley Langston throws up!
Harley Langston gasps!
Caryl Garland gasps!
Aine Simpson gasps!
Fred Teleport gasps!
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: I marked the target then you.
Caryl Garland gasps!
OOC: Chipped: that foaming grenade was actually pretty helpful
(F) Revan Tair has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
(F) DUNC-624 has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
(F) Jerry Junior has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
OOC: Nowtakenusername: I just wanted sentient SPIDERS
(F) Michael Loginstin has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
(F) Joel Keener has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
(F) pink baby slime (176) has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
(F) Jessica Grey has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
(F) Mothership Tau Agent: You didnt need to mark me though
(F) Hugs-The-Humans has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: So I just retrieved you OH GOD
(F) giant spider (676) has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
(F) orange baby slime (936) has died at CentCom Recovery Ship.
(F) COOLEST SPIDER has died at Emergency Shuttle.
(F) Mothership Tau Scientist: Habit.
(F) DEAD: pink baby slime (176) says, "Oh"
(F) DEAD: pink baby slime (176) says, "Ok."
The shard embeds itself in the wall!
The shard falls loose from the wall.
(F) DEAD: Revan Tair says, "haha"
(F) DEAD: Joel Keener says, "OKAY FINE"
(F) Mothership Tau Agent: Yep
(F) Keerasa-Okaw has died at Emergency Shuttle.
(F) DEAD: Virgil Gellius says, "NOUCE"
(F) DEAD: Jessica Grey yells, "REE!!"
Aine Simpson is hit by the metal!
The round restarted and you successfully reconnected!
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Please set up your character and select "Ready". The game will start in about 2 minutes and 54.6 seconds.

OOC: Lovegreenstuff: coober
Initialized Mapping subsystem within 18.6 seconds!
Initialized Networks subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Economy subsystem within 0 seconds!
OOC: The Birb: bad shift
OOC: Indrae: what a good round
OOC: The Birb: I latejoined as traitor
OOC: Indrae: raided syndie base
OOC: Nowtakenusername: great shift
OOC: Lylsburg: Big huge question abductors
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: hop and chemist powergamers
OOC: The Birb: and a
OOC: Havaren: abductor was fun.
OOC: Indrae: built bsa
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: wew fucking LAD
OOC: Jack7D1: I almost got abducted, TWICE
OOC: The Birb: fucking baductor
OOC: Redguy999: CC area explodes, i come out of bluespace pocket
OOC: The Birb: the abductors stole my GODDAEMN ID
OOC: Lylsburg: Did you just, spam the spider organ?
OOC: The Birb: AND THE FUCKIGN CAPTAIN
OOC: Redguy999: my uh
OOC: The Birb: JUST DIDNT WANNA MAN THE HOPLINE WHATSOEVER
OOC: Lylsburg: Is that what you did?
OOC: The Birb: So i could do jack shit all shift
OOC: The Birb: afterwards
OOC: Redguy999: the inquistor armor
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: borb
OOC: Jack7D1: The captain was too busy bringing people abck to life to give me a new ID!
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: birb
Initialized Atoms subsystem within 36.5 seconds!
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: were you hop
Initialized Language subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Machines subsystem within 0.1 seconds!
Initialized Skills subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Atmos Adjacency subsystem within 0.4 seconds!
Initialized Blackmarket subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Disease subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Night Shift subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Parallax subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Sun subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Traumas subsystem within 0.1 seconds!
Initialized Weather subsystem within 0 seconds!
OOC: The Birb: No niko
Initialized Atmospherics subsystem within 5.3 seconds!
Initialized Assets subsystem within 2 seconds!
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: who was
OOC: Gthegreat277: I mean we didn't know it was spiders. But yeah. I mostly did the same organ.
OOC: The Birb: I was an assistant traitor
OOC: Havaren: I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU HUGS JACK
Initialized Icon Smoothing subsystem within 3.3 seconds!
OOC: The Birb: I dont think there was a HOP
Initialized Overlay subsystem within 3.4 seconds!
Initialized XKeyScore subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized PRISM subsystem within 0.1 seconds!
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: there was
OOC: Jack7D1: You're scary!
Initialized Lighting subsystem within 8.5 seconds!
OOC: Redguy999: prevented me from falling asleep unless the agent hit me in sleep mode a lot
OOC: Jack7D1: scary ayys
OOC: Jamarkus: sorry i didnt get you an ID kjack
OOC: Havaren: you would have been fine
Initialized Shuttle subsystem within 6.6 seconds!
Initialized Minor Mapping subsystem within 0.1 seconds!
Initialized Pathfinder subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Discord subsystem within 0.2 seconds!
OOC: The Birb: if there was a HOP then they're a pretty bad HOP because they never gave me a GODDAMN NEW ID
Initialized Persistence subsystem within 0.1 seconds!
OOC: Redguy999: so like
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: who was that shitter chemist tho
OOC: Redguy999: i was in dorms
OOC: The Birb: man
OOC: Redguy999: cuffed
OOC: Lovegreenstuff: alright nerds time to show you what a real shithead chemist looks like
OOC: Redguy999: just
Initialized Demo subsystem within 10.2 seconds!
Initialized Chat subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initializations complete within 96.3 seconds!
Welcome to Fluffy Hazard 90!
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: borb
OOC: Neroky: Ely, I used to voice to say that you like lights. :DD
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: birb
OOC: Timberpoes: The HoP was dead
OOC: Redguy999: doing laps around the ayys
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: for context
OOC: Jack7D1: ooo
OOC: The Birb: oh
OOC: Timberpoes: Half the crew was dead in medbay
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: they stole the reactive teleport armor
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: good timing for me
OOC: The Birb: man
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: nonantag
OOC: The Birb: then that means it was a pretty bad shift overall
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: used it
OOC: Havaren: that was awesome red.
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: died to it
OOC: NoxVS: remember guys, with github being down the issue reporting process is different. Write down the issue you find, go out and buy a kiwi at a petstore, give the kiwi the issue, throw it into the ocean. It will find its way to Oranges
OOC: Timberpoes: The captain was one of the few people reviving them
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: like a dumbass
OOC: Redguy999: why did the unqiustor armor prevent me from falling asleep?
OOC: The Birb: also wow niko
OOC: Kluys: ah shit
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: HOLY STRENGTH NEVER SLEEPS!!!!!
OOC: Havaren: no idea
OOC: NoxVS: inquisitor hardsuit wouldnt keep you awake
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: CRUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
OOC: NoxVS: no clue
OOC: Havaren: said something about tinfoil
OOC: Lovegreenstuff: deus vult
OOC: Feemjmeem: soup is good food
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: soup is good food
OOC: Kluys: I thought I had to give my issue message to the eldritch being summoned by drawing a pentagram with oranges on the points. Now you've gone and made me sell my soul
Tip of the round: The P2P chat function found on tablet computers allows for a stealthy way to communicate with people.
OOC: Lovegreenstuff: soop
OOC: Havaren: funny part is i was there to PDA the jack.
Starting game...
The gamemode is: secret!
Possibilities: dynamic mode, extended, secret extended, traitor, traitor+brothers, traitor+changeling and wizard
You are the Security Officer.
As the Security Officer you answer directly to the head of security, and the head of your assigned department (if applicable). Special circumstances may change this.
Prefix your message with :h to speak on your department's radio. To see other prefixes, look closely at your headset.
As this station was initially staffed with a full crew, only your job's necessities have been added to your ID card.
You have been assigned to Science!
Captainship not forced on anyone.
Paxium LXIX's Memories:
Your account ID is 939044.

[Science] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Revan Tair, Research Director, is the department head."
Welcome to Fluffy Hazard 90, enjoy your stay!
and...
Greetings! Have a Happy Easter and keep an eye out for Easter Bunnies!

Have a happy Passover!

You put the ID into PDA-Paxium LXIX (Security Officer)'s slot.
[Security] John Mooney says, "Medsec here"
[Common] James Knox yells, "GOOD morning crew and PRAISE the Incandescence!!"
[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "R&D SECURITY HERE"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "R&D SECURITY HERE"
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton says, "Attention all crew members."
You unlock the security officer's locker.
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton says, "I am evil tator man."
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton says, "Fear my potato power evil something something."
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Hugs-The-Humans has signed up as Station Engineer"
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Amelia Turner has signed up as Warden"
[Science] Paxium LXIX rattles, "HI, R&D, IT'S ME, YOUR SECURITY OFFICER"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "HI, R&D, IT'S ME, YOUR SECURITY OFFICER"
[Common] Hugs-The-Humans hisses, "Weeeeeeeeee"
[Common] Slips-The-Human hisses, "Lynch he"
You lock the security officer's locker.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Anya Moon has signed up as Security Officer"
You put the handcuffs into the box.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Keerasa-Okaw has signed up as Curator"
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton says, "Morphine chaplain insidious poggers formaldehidyho"
[Science] Spencer Williams says, "SUp officver"
Korol Konets unlocks the meat fridge.
[Science] Argema Maxima flutters, "Miner here"
[Common] Alexa Ewing asks, "Poggers?"
[Common] Eric Dawsby asks, "We got cargo?"
[Common] Alexa Ewing says, "What a boomer"
[Common] Argema Maxima exclaims, "Poggers!"
Amelia Turner unlocks warden's locker.
Anya Moon unlocks the security officer's locker.
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: yo johnston
You unlock the security officer's locker.
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton says, "Syndicate boomer."
You lock the security officer's locker.
[Common] Uranium DIV rattles, "HEY CREW"
Anya Moon locks the security officer's locker.
[Common] Alexa Ewing says, "Death to poggers"
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: remember when you did that syndicate cruiser event thing
[Common] Uranium DIV rattles, "I'm a traitor"
You unlock the security officer's locker.
The SecTech beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the SecTech!"
OOC: Jack7D1: ai ope eva
[Common] Uranium DIV rattles, "Just saying that"
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton says, "Not to be confused with the other syndicate boomer."
[Common] Uranium DIV rattles, "Because i got the fucking BOND KIT"
You lock the security officer's locker.
The SecTech beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the SecTech!"
[Common] Uranium DIV rattles, "And im going to suicide as a result"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "CAN I HAVE"
Amelia Turner locks warden's locker.
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "THE BOND KIT"
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: your guys tried to go to the station and subvert the ai, if you didnt know
James Knox throws the banana cream pie.
Korol Konets is hit by the banana cream pie!
Korol Konets is creamed by the banana cream pie!
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: oh yeah
James Knox throws the banana cream pie.
Korol Konets catches the banana cream pie!
Korol Konets throws the banana cream pie.
James Knox catches the banana cream pie!
James Knox throws the banana cream pie.
Korol Konets catches the banana cream pie!
Korol Konets throws the banana cream pie.
James Knox is hit by the banana cream pie!
James Knox is creamed by the banana cream pie!
Korol Konets says, "Cringe"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: i remember htat
James Knox says, "Damn"
James Knox says, "Thats fast"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "HEY YOU"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: that
Korol Konets starts washing his hands...
James Knox grabs you passively!
Paxium LXIX rattles, "STOP CRIMING"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "I will give you whatever you want if you give me the fucking bond kit"
[Common] Alexa Ewing says, "Ill stick morphine into anyone that says poggers so they end up like vietnam GIs"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "WAIT"
OOC: Redguy999: ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open ai open
James Knox grabs you aggressively!
James Knox throws Paxium LXIX.
Paxium LXIX rattles, "IS THIS CRIME"
Korol Konets washes his hands using the kitchen sink.
Korol Konets starts washing his face...
James Knox says, "Now"
James Knox says, "You are trespassing"
Korol Konets washes his face using the kitchen sink.
James Knox says, "Thats crime."
Paxium LXIX rattles, "GREAT NOW I GOTTA"
[Common] Slips-The-Human hisses, "Can I have holoparasssitesss"
You're grabbed violently by Korol Konets!
Korol Konets throws Paxium LXIX.
Your armor softens the blow!
You violently crash into James Knox!
Paxium LXIX rattles, "ESCAPE"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "GLORF"
[Common] Chase Brown asks, "Engineering?"
You grab James Knox passively!
You grab James Knox aggressively!
James Knox says, "Assaulting me with your body"
James Knox says, "Also crime"
James Knox breaks free of your grip!
James Knox says, "You are under arrest"
James Knox grabs you passively!
[Science] Chase Brown asks, "Can we move the RD board from the bridage?"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "I'M GONNA ASSAULT YOU"
OOC: Lylsburg: open door, close door, open door, close door
Paxium LXIX rattles, "WITH THAT TABLE"
[Common] Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "Doesss anyone have blue wirecuttersss? I got red onesss."
James Knox grabs you passively!
Inspector Johnson is trying to tend the wounds of James Knox!
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton says, "Hold on let me check my syndicate Amazon Prime account."
The microwave oven turns on.
2
[Common] Chase Brown says, "AI open please"
OOC: Nikitaw99: AI hug me
[Common] Paxium LXIX rattles, "THAT SOUNDS LIKE CRIME"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "THAT SOUNDS LIKE CRIME"
The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

Security level elevated.

A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.

[Science] Revan Tair says, "On it"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Uranium you cuck give me your bond kit"
[Common] Paxium LXIX rattles, "DON'T DO THAT"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "DON'T DO THAT"
OOC: Nikitaw99: law 0
OOC: Lylsburg: As AI, that only really gets to me when I'm in the middle of something
OOC: TiviPlus: AI law 2 moff feet
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton yells, "POGGERS!!!"
[Common] Cristian Dryfus says, "Ahh good that'll give me a job other than waiting for the sweet release of death"
Paxium LXIX asks, "HELLO, CRIME?"
OOC: Nikitaw99: AI LAW 0 HUG ME
[Common] Alexa Ewing says, "Jeb give him morphine"
[Common] Amelia Turner meows, "Remember, the lawful thing to do is to hand syndicate equipment into security, this is for your safety crew"
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Tanya Honkstreet has signed up as Clown"
OOC: Losenis: NO ERP
Paxium LXIX rattles, "MHM."
Paxium LXIX exclaims, "YEP!"
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton says, "DURGZ"
OOC: Nikitaw99: YES ERP
[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "BE ADVISED"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "BE ADVISED"
OOC: Losenis: MOOOOOOODS
[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "A NERD IS TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM R&D"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "A NERD IS TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM R&D"
[Security] John Mooney asks, "What?"
OOC: Nikitaw99: BUT BUT
OOC: Nikitaw99: HUGS ARENT ERP
[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "THE NERDS"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "THE NERDS"
OOC: Jack7D1: manuel si slowly forming a giant metagang
[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "THEY'RE LEAVING THEIR DEPARTMENT"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "THEY'RE LEAVING THEIR DEPARTMENT"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Bond kit acquired."
[Security] John Mooney asks, "And?"
OOC: Redguy999: low level metagang
The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

Find some Bunny's stash!


[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "TO DO THINGS THAT AREN'T RESEARCHING SECURITY EQUIPMENT"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "TO DO THINGS THAT AREN'T RESEARCHING SECURITY EQUIPMENT"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. queries, "Why is the curator in engineering?"
[Science] Revan Tair says, "RnD console online"
[Security] Paxium LXIX exclaims, "IT'S HORRIBLE!"
Paxium LXIX exclaims, "IT'S HORRIBLE!"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "At their protolathe"
[Science] Revan Tair says, "Chase will do all research"
[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "RESPONDING"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "RESPONDING"
[Common] Korol Konets says, "Ai open this please"
[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "I WILL DEFUSE THE SITUATION"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "I WILL DEFUSE THE SITUATION"
[Science] Argema Maxima exclaims, "Please get mining tech soon!"
OOC: Jack7D1: turns out, the more people who like you, the more likely people are to like you
[Science] Revan Tair asks, "Report, who's in what deparment?"
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Gil Taintslip has signed up as Assistant"
Keerasa-Okaw asks, "Paxium?"
[Science] Spencer Williams says, "I got xeno"
OOC: Jack7D1: it's a positive feedback loop
[Science] Chase Brown exclaims, "Mining tech is up!"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "HEY YOU"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE"
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "No"
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "SSShut up."
[Science] Chase Brown says, "I'll do tech and upgrades"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "You dont need to yell by the way"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "WHAT ARE WE DOING IN-"
Keerasa-Okaw throws the mechanical toolbox.
[Science] Alexa Ewing says, "Need to nap for a sec"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "WELL, THAT'S RUDE"
Anya Moon says, "This isnt RnD Paxium"
OOC: Jack7D1: Matthew funnyman is king of manuel
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "Lisssten."
Anya Moon coughs!
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "You barge in."
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "SSShout at me."
Paxium LXIX yells, "I'M USING MY POWERS OF NEGOTIATION!!"
OOC: Jackrip: i am the reverse metagang
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "That'sss pretty rude."
OOC: Losenis: >Liking people
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "SSSo ssshusssh."
OOC: Jackrip: here to make enemies
OOC: Losenis: why are you gae
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "Besssidesss."
Paxium LXIX rattles, "WELL, YOU'RE DOING CRIME"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: he is king of manuel
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "Thisss isss conssstruction."
[Security] Anya Moon says, "The curator normally has engineering access AI"
OOC: Peoplearestrange: can I be the queen then? :3
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "And I am the curator."
OOC: Jack7D1: no
OOC: Redguy999: no erp
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "Thisss isss my place too."
Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "Dumdum."
Keerasa-Okaw shakes her head.
Anya Moon says, "Yeah, Curators usually have engi access"
OOC: Redguy999: unless xenomorphs
OOC: Lovegreenstuff: funnyman is weird
Anya Moon coughs!
Paxium LXIX twitches violently.
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: metagang is a weird name for friends
Paxium LXIX rattles, "I'M"
OOC: Jack7D1: good point
Paxium LXIX rattles, "I'M NOT SURE WHAT"
[Common] Eric Dawsby asks, "Does botany need the chem dispenser set up yet?"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "UHHHH"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "That seems odd"
Keerasa-Okaw throws the wirecutters.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Iris Jure has signed up as Assistant"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "RETURNING... TO PATROL..."
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "But allright"
Keerasa-Okaw throws the wirecutters.
OOC: Losenis: [laughs in french]
Poly grabs the Power-ON cartridge!
[Security] John Mooney says, "Yeah I dont know if that's true..."
Paxium LXIX rattles, "HEY YOU"
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[Security] Anya Moon says, "It is John"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "The atmos tech has also already gone ssd"
Gil Taintslip says, "HEY FAG"
Paxium LXIX asks, "CRIME?"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: i'm pretty sure I know a majority of the people here
Gil Taintslip says, "DIE"
Gil Taintslip says, "NO"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: at least the people who play here often
OOC: Jack7D1: aye
OOC: Redguy999: name them
[Common] Miner Cyborg-393 states, "Test."
Slips-The-Human throws the airlock painter.
OOC: Lovegreenstuff: dawsby
OOC: Jack7D1: ahem, rusty is eric, redguy is argema
OOC: Loojee: hewwo
OOC: Losenis: who am I
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: yes
OOC: Jack7D1: esn't play
PM to-Admins: this is neither something you can enforce nor is it any particular detriment to what's going on
OOC: Redguy999: hi!
OOC: Lylsburg: Drawsby-fried
OOC: Jack7D1: PAD doesn't play
Jack Anton points at the floor.
John Maelstrom chews the donut.
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Jack Anton points at the floor.
OOC: Jack7D1: PAS
Jack Anton points at the floor.
OOC: Redguy999: spas
[Security] Amelia Turner asks, "The atmos tech is Uranium, correct?"
OOC: Jack7D1: lyls is harley
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "I have a gun."
Tanya Honkstreet points at Jack Anton.
Jack Anton says, "Clown"
Tanya Honkstreet hugs Jack Anton to make him feel better!
Paxium LXIX exclaims, "NICE TRY!"
Tanya Honkstreet says, "Hi"
OOC: Redguy999: who is ely?
OOC: Jack7D1: loojee is uh
[Common] John Mooney asks, "Do you need a gun?"
OOC: Jack7D1: uhhhh
[Science] Chase Brown says, "ORM upgraded"
OOC: Loojee: gotcha, bitch man
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OOC: Lylsburg: Loojee is Kether
OOC: Loojee: fuck
OOC: Jack7D1: Alexa?
OOC: Loojee: shit
OOC: Jack7D1: ahhh!
OOC: Loojee: i just got got
[Common] Jack Anton exclaims, "HOP SHOT IAN!"
[Security] Anya Moon says, "Correct. He admitted to being a traitor a moment ago."
OOC: Jack7D1: right!
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "He deserved it"
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OOC: Lovegreenstuff: i dont exist
[Security] Amelia Turner asks, "Could someone search him then, please?"
OOC: Jack7D1: kat green
[Common] Tanya Honkstreet says, "HOP KILLED IAN"
OOC: Redguy999: kat green?
PM to-Admins: your personal preference does not factor into enforcing roleplay
[Security] Anya Moon says, "I am"
OOC: Lylsburg: Uomo
[Common] Tanya Honkstreet says, "CENTCOM SEND A DEATH SQUAD"
OOC: Lovegreenstuff: who the fuck is kat green
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: elysius, sherbert, jayla, argema, zoey, jackie, hugs, cleaves, slips, violet, sky, mura, iris, vito, and a lot more I can't think of
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Watch out for his tank"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: kat green too
Core R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched Advanced Plasma Research."
OOC: Lylsburg: Uomo is Kat
OOC: Jack7D1: You're just naming statics
OOC: Losenis: tfw not part of the metagang
OOC: Redguy999: only guessed that cause of your username
OOC: Feemjmeem: and you left out the most important one
OOC: HometownFunky: Jack, don't tell anyone who I am.
OOC: Oogtarded: i troll and own slips >: )
[Security] Anya Moon says, "He suicided so hes already dead"
OOC: Jack7D1: I wont
OOC: Loojee: i'm the most important static
OOC: Loojee: bastard
OOC: Foxicide: :o
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "James Wolfe has signed up as Station Engineer"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: hey, that's off the top of my head
OOC: Foxicide: who owns me I want to know
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: I probably know you
OOC: Redguy999: argema isnt the only character i have
[Science] Chase Brown says, "Waiting on high eff parts."
OOC: Neroky: Mura Is Acer
OOC: Jack7D1: Mura!
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OOC: Rustybuckets6601: oh and kether, funnyman, rhials, ect
Chase Brown throws the cable coil.
OOC: Redguy999: just the one ive been playing most recently
Chase Brown places the hand labeler into the disposal unit.
OOC: Jack7D1: man Mura is probably my first friend
OOC: Foxicide: I play Jessica, Slips, and Brando
The Science requests console beeps, "Message from Ore Redemption Machine (Authenticated)"
Chase Brown throws the rapid part exchange device.
OOC: Neroky: Saame!
OOC: Jack7D1: or anything clsoe to it
[Security] Anya Moon says, "He said he got some james bond kit or something, but it's not on him"
[Common] John Mooney says, "Remember to max sensors lads"
OOC: Losenis: tfw nobody knows tanya
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: I only play eric lol
OOC: Jack7D1: the first person who i went and said, this person is outstandingly cool
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: speaking of characters
OOC: Neroky: Spookuni is Olenya
Chase Brown places the paper bin into the disposal unit.
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: do you guys ever occasionally age up your character?
OOC: Jack7D1: Never got the chance
[Common] Luke Laborde says, "Ai please open"
[Security] Amelia Turner meows, "If it's real, it's out there somewhere"
OOC: Neroky: No... :D
Chase Brown throws Component Design Disk.
Component Design Disk lands in the disposal unit.
Chase Brown throws Component Design Disk.
Component Design Disk lands in the disposal unit.
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: eric started off as 19 now he's 34
OOC: Jack7D1: funnyman must be like 200 years old by now thougj
Chase Brown throws the technology disk.
The technology disk bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!
OOC: CoolDude22333: on a different server, I had one character have a birthday party
Chase Brown throws the folder.
The folder bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!
Chase Brown throws the technology disk.
The technology disk lands in the disposal unit.
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: hella nice lol
Chase Brown throws the folder.
The folder lands in the disposal unit.
Chase Brown throws the technology disk.
The technology disk lands in the disposal unit.
[Common] Luke Laborde says, "Ai please open again"
OOC: Lylsburg: What does Drawsby-fried even mean?
Chase Brown says, "Hello! no we do not, sorry"
Chase Brown throws R&D Console Production Only (Computer Board).
Core R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched High Efficiency Parts."
[Common] Luke Laborde says, "Thanks"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: oh and james knox, that's another person I know
OOC: Jack7D1: Eileen Voron secretly owns the station by the way
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: they meant dawsby frie
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: fried
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Tyson Clarke has signed up as Assistant"
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Alexi Fedorovich has signed up as Roboticist"
OOC: Lovegreenstuff: haha i still remain unknown
Core R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched Basic Bluespace Theory."
OOC: Jack7D1: the Voron family canonically owns a seriously share of NT
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: no idea why I was lunch
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: oh I know eileen too
[Security] Amelia Turner meows, "Kether is set to arrest by the way"
[Common] Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "Tessst"
[Common] Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "Yesss."
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: and michael faus
[Security] John Mooney asks, "For?"
[Common] Keerasa-Okaw hisses, "Thisss worksss."
OOC: Neroky: Apocryphon is chewing
PM to-Admins: we should not be arguing this and if you want to take it further than a debate and i have to actually appeal/make complaints/whatever over me talking in all caps as a character bit in a game with lizards and plasma skeletons where people throw around slurs and cucks and whatall while the station is under threat from wizards i'm going to be very cross
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: and sebastian schrader
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OOC: Lylsburg: Who was drawsby again?
Core R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched Basic Security Equipment."
OOC: Redguy999: tfw people only remeber one of your charaters
OOC: Jack7D1: I miss chewing
[Security] Amelia Turner meows, "Animal Abuse, crew consensus seems to be against him"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: I'm Eric Dawsby
[Common] Luke Laborde says, "Ai please open"
PM to-Admins: i don't have time to argue this and i would hope you don't either
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: not Drawsby lol
Core R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched Biological Technology."
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: maybe if i'm feeling artistic
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[Security] Amelia Turner meows, "Besides, we have no other leads so gotta earn our pay somehow"
PM to-Admins: if you want to go into the adminbus and ask about if you can do anything about me talking in all caps, by all means, go for it
[Science] Chase Brown says, "If anybody knows toxins that would be great"
Chase Brown grabs you passively!
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: redguy, name all your characters
OOC: Jack7D1: coconut plays manuel quite often
OOC: Jack7D1: has a static too
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: I probably know them all
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: cockonut lol
OOC: Redguy999: uh argema and trenton
[Common] Slips-The-Human hisses, "AI, pleassse open"
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: laugh now
[Science] Chase Brown asks, "Why put the chamber there?"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: yup, I know argema and trenton tilton
OOC: Jack7D1: Oh you're trenton too?
OOC: Redguy999: yeah
OOC: Jack7D1: wew
Core R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched Improved Wound-Tending Surgery."
Core R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched Advanced Surgery."
PM to-Admins: i roleplay more than most people who play on this server, god forbid the rest of /tg/, there's a reason i'm not on sybil
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Sec to hopline."
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "I caught a traitor."
[Common] Chase Brown says, "ADVANCED SURGERY IS UP"
OOC: MABUSHIISTAR: imagine not using random characters
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "He just confessed. Come get him quick"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Before he escapes."
Core R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched Cybernetic Organs."
OOC: MABUSHIISTAR: how are you even going to truly RP
[Common] Amelia Turner asks, "Their name?"
[Science] Revan Tair says, "Secure"
OOC: Redguy999: i uh
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "John Maelstrom"
OOC: Lylsburg: Imagine using random characters and looking like a freak of nature
OOC: Jack7D1: randoms are for when you want to avoid people recognising you
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: oh and john mooney
OOC: Redguy999: my first and i think only metafriend was an accidently
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: erp is an extension of roleplay and you cant truely roleplay without it!
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton says, "Chaplain to pharmacy please. We want that tasty, tasty holy water."
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Mr Beret has signed up as Mime"
OOC: Jack7D1: John mooney is ze doctor
OOC: Redguy999: i think im friends with ely
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: that was a stream of conciousness thing
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OOC: Lylsburg: You know who I miss?
OOC: Jack7D1: aye
[Science] Chase Brown says, "Ok. working on bluespace parts now"
[Common] Amelia Turner meows, "PDA me what they said"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: who?
PM to-Admins: do NOT escalate this shit, i've got a job and full-time remote classes, i don't have time to debate with you in an appeals thread or an admin complaint on how you wanted to ding me for your personal preferences
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: i'm friends with a lot of people lol
OOC: Lylsburg: Is-The-Traitor, or whatever they changed their name to for Manuel
OOC: Redguy999: ely, the moth
OOC: Jack7D1: Ely and argema are buddies simply because they look the same
PM to-Admins: i poke and prod at the systems and i don't take any of this shit personally
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: ely is still around
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton asks, "Chappy, you there?"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: i've seen them a few times
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton asks, "Knox man?"
OOC: TiviPlus: Jack plays ely you monki
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: not as common though
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OOC: Rustybuckets6601: niko you better play shroud again or so help me god
OOC: Nikitaw99: i havent aged up any of my characters yet
OOC: Havaren: ely was here last round.
[Common] James Knox says, "Im here"
[Security] John Mooney asks, "We have a hos?"
[Common] Jebediah Twinkleton asks, "Awesome. Mind if I get some holy water?"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: age em up today niki
PM to-Admins: i sincerely hope it won't
OOC: Jack7D1: Elysius Languida is the single greatest cause of grief and sadness on the station
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OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: shroud is fun and all but well
OOC: Nikitaw99: nay
OOC: Lylsburg: Wait no, I mean isn't
OOC: Nikitaw99: im not gonna age up my characters yet
OOC: Redguy999: really?
OOC: Lylsburg: I confuse the two a lot
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: 1. people yell at me for playing shroud and 2. there are 5 ai mains
OOC: Jack7D1: Clockwork is cool
OOC: Redguy999: i find they're nice
OOC: TiviPlus: I like clockwork better
OOC: Nikitaw99: unless I decide to bring back an old character...........
[Science] Revan Tair says, "Ai bolt the door to server please"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: people always yell at ais
PM to-Admins: because, again, i really don't want to have to fucking debate talking in all caps on the forums when i have a fucking LIFE, dude
OOC: TiviPlus: YOure too memey as shroud
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[Science] Revan Tair says, "While open"
OOC: Jack7D1: I like sassy ais
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: also keerasa is cool
You slipped on the PDA-Tanya Honkstreet (Clown)!
Jebediah Twinkleton says, "Not good."
[Common] Luke Laborde says, "Ai please open"
OOC: Redguy999: whos better? SHROUD or clockwork?
OOC: Jack7D1: Like divina
[Common] Luke Laborde says, "Thanks lad"
OOC: Nikitaw99: Keerasa is cool
OOC: Lylsburg: Steals the Shinies
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: hmmmm
[Common] Jack Anton says, "THE HOP HAS NOW SHOT BEEPSKY AND IAN."
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: i like clockwork but it takes effort
Paxium LXIX rattles, "THAT"
OOC: Lylsburg: That's them now
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: so
Paxium LXIX rattles, "IS THAT CRIME"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: clockwork is cool
Paxium LXIX rattles, "THAT FEELS LIEK CRIME"
Jebediah Twinkleton asks, "Crime?"
OOC: Jack7D1: keerasa is the best liz by far, right next to hugs and heart emoji
Paxium LXIX rattles, "STOP DOING THAT"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Beepsky was harassing me."
OOC: Lylsburg: My AI static name is Admin
OOC: Neroky: Yes Keera is cool. Hugs is also cool
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "That was self defenes"
Korol Konets points at the floor.
[Science] Revan Tair says, "The main one"
Slips-The-Human is strangling Coco II!
Slips-The-Human throws Coco II.
Coco II crashes into Korol Konets, knocking them both over!
OOC: Loojee: all hail AIDAN, the only good AI
Slips-The-Human grabs Coco II passively!
[Science] Revan Tair exclaims, "AI human harm!"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "HI, YEAH"
[Common] Jack Anton exclaims, "FOR SHOOTING IAN!"
OOC: Nikitaw99: all moths are good by default
Paxium LXIX rattles, "CAN WE NOT"
Slips-The-Human grabs Coco II aggressively!
Korol Konets stabs Coco II in the eye with the kitchen knife!
2
Slips-The-Human starts to tighten her grip on Coco II!
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Gordon Noir has signed up as Detective"
Korol Konets stabs Coco II in the eye with the kitchen knife!
Coco II struggles as they fail to break free of Slips-The-Human's grip!
OOC: Redguy999: i have an AI charater i havent played in forever
Slips-The-Human starts to tighten her grip on Coco II!
Korol Konets stabs Coco II in the eye with the kitchen knife!
Slips-The-Human starts to tighten her grip on Coco II!
OOC: Havaren: nope.
Paxium LXIX rattles, "WELP"
Slips-The-Human throws Coco II.
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Self. Defense."
Slips-The-Human hugs Paxium LXIX to make him feel better!
Korol Konets stabs Coco II in the eye with the kitchen knife!
Korol Konets grabs Coco II passively!
Korol Konets stabs Coco II in the eye with the kitchen knife!
[Science] M.I.A.M.I. states, "You said"
Korol Konets stabs Coco II in the eye with the kitchen knife!
[Common] Jack Anton exclaims, "Your EVIL!"
[Science] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Bolt the doors to the server room while open"
[Common] James Wolfe exclaims, "KILL KETHER!"
OOC: Jack7D1: I highly suggest y'all play with pacifist quirk sometime
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: now, everyone share your clown
[Science] Revan Tair says, "The entrance one"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Please don't kill Kether."
[Science] M.I.A.M.I. queries, "Why?"
OOC: Jack7D1: I have NEVER played clown
[Common] Chase Brown says, "LYNCH THE HOP"
[Common] James Wolfe exclaims, "KILL!"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: i'll give it a try jack
[Science] M.I.A.M.I. states, "That doesnt make sense people could come in"
[Common] Alexa Ewing says, "Kill Kether its funny"
[Science] Revan Tair says, "Because there's problem with atmo"
OOC: Neroky: same!
OOC: Nikitaw99: I have NEVER played clown
OOC: Jack7D1: My clown name: Default
[Common] Jack Anton says, "I ain't going to stop anyone"
OOC: Redguy999: the only thing i remeber doing as that AI character is voxing 2 words so much that i got SHROUD to sucide
[Security] John Mooney asks, "Did anyone go near the prisoner at all?"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: damn, how many people have played clown?
OOC: Nikitaw99: my Mime is a moth named Softie
[Science] Chase Brown asks, "You guys need anything?"
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: oh yeah
OOC: Jack7D1: panting and sweating
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: you did moth feet
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: i haven't seen your mime
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: ai begged you to stop
OOC: TiviPlus: Nikita lies
[Common] Jack Anton says, "I only join lynchmobs, I don't start them"
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: i begged you
Slips-The-Human shakes John Mooney trying to get him up!
John Mooney sighs.
Slips-The-Human points at John Mooney.
John Mooney asks, "Yeah?"
Slips-The-Human hisses, "Hey officer"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "OFFICERS"
OOC: Nikitaw99: not lies
Paxium LXIX rattles, "THERE'S TWO OF US"
OOC: Redguy999: thought you forgot that
[Common] Korol Konets says, "Janitor to kitchen"
Slips-The-Human asks, "Can I trade two cool grenadesss for sssome gripper glovesss?"
OOC: Nikitaw99: you can even check scrubby
Slips-The-Human hisses, "They are sssupper fun"
[Science] Chase Brown says, "Problem? its supposed to be cold in there"
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Real life realism is not required, and you are encouraged to be a little silly within the context of the SS13 game world. (Clowning around, people spontaneously exploding and creating ridiculously elaborate machinery are all non-serious things but yet a vital part of the game world.) There's a good chance your character still wants to have a job at the end of the day, so you should probably act like it."
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OOC: Nikitaw99: my mime is a moth named Softie
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Raymond Shaffer has signed up as Medical Doctor"
John Mooney asks, "What sort of grenades?"
OOC: Lylsburg: I've played clown an amount of times I can count on one hand
Paxium LXIX rattles, "I'M GOING TO TAKE NO PART IN THIS"
OOC: Nikitaw99: i play him rarely
OOC: Jack7D1: The first time I wanted to play AI was on my 20 somethingth round when roundstart the AI VOXed "Suit sensors maximum or no moth feet"
OOC: TiviPlus: Oh your mime
OOC: Lylsburg: But I can't remember exactly how much
[Common] James Wolfe exclaims, "Kether killed ian!"
OOC: TiviPlus: i've never played mime
OOC: TiviPlus: I need my common memes
[Science] Revan Tair says, "Close door again, thank you"
[Science] Chase Brown says, "Saving for minaturized bluespace"
[Common] Jack Anton exclaims, "YES HE DID!"
PM to-Admins: seriously, i don't have fucking time for this, peoplearestrange
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Ian deserved it."
[Common] Jack Anton exclaims, "MONSTER!"
PM to-Admins: if you do, go ask the other admins if you can drop your big personal ban on me
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Peoplearestrange: You don't have time to untoggle the caps lock button?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Security] John Mooney says, "I gave the prisoner a headset"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Someone has broken beepsky at the HOP line"
OOC: TiviPlus: When do we get a poggers emote
[Security] John Mooney says, "That was the hop"
[Science] Revan Tair says, "Need bio reconstruct asap"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Peoplearestrange: I'm speaking to many people in bus, I don't tend to do this alone.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Science] Chase Brown asks, "Nanites?"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "I will reprimand them by setting their night lighting on"
[Science] Revan Tair says, "Yes"
OOC: Lylsburg: I miss Cleans-the-House
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "So they are always slightly in the dark"
[Science] Revan Tair says, "Medical nanites it is"
[Science] Chase Brown says, "Already did em"
The Booze-O-Mat beeps, "Alcohol is humanity's friend. Would you abandon a friend?"
OOC: TiviPlus: isnt that trollbreeder
OOC: Lylsburg: Yeah
The Bar requests console beeps, "Message from Ore Redemption Machine (Authenticated)"
Automated Lighting System Announcement

Good evening, crew. To reduce power consumption and stimulate the circadian rhythms of some species, all of the lights aboard the station have been dimmed for the night.


OOC: Redguy999: anyone remeber fuzz?
OOC: Lylsburg: Who?
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Well then"
[Common] Jack Anton says, "If anyone wishes to start a lynchmob against Kether, I am passing out baseball bats at the vacant commissary. please note that I don't take responability if you get in trouble with sec for said lynch mob"
OOC: Redguy999: from sybil?
The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces

I have holed up in the bridge to stave off the crew of assassins after me. Pray for me.


[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "That didnt work at all"
OOC: TiviPlus: Anyone remember redguy999
OOC: Redguy999: fuzz mcoffie, something like that
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "I'm the acting captain please don't kill me"
Custom Vendor (Cheap) beeps, "Thank you for buying local and purchasing the warm Honk-pocket!"
Skub Skubson bites the warm Honk-pocket.
2
John Mooney coughs!
Skub Skubson laughs.
Skub Skubson bites the warm Honk-pocket.
2
Skub Skubson laughs.
Skub Skubson bites the warm Honk-pocket.
2
OOC: Lylsburg: Can't say I do Tivi
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: never met redguy99
[Common] Jack Anton exclaims, "You murdered IAN, MONSTER!"
John Mooney says, "Fuck me"
John Mooney sighs.
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "That was on a dare, I don't think it counts."
[Common] Korol Konets says, "Can someone with spray cleaner or soap come to kitchen"
OOC: Redguy999: E
OOC: Lylsburg: Seriously, someone named their static moments ago and I already forgot
John Mooney coughs!
[Common] Jack Anton says, "IT STILL COUNTS"
PM to-Admins: i work full-time in a restauraunt in oakland county, which is second in michigan in infection rates, getting pressured by corporate to get sales up while all my customers aren't taking any of this shit seriously. i'm stressed way the fuck out on work alone and i'm dealing with four remote classes and i'm legitimately crashing from crippling fucking loneliness since i'm completely unable to meet up with my extended family of friends
OOC: Lovegreenstuff: never seen a fuzz
OOC: NoxVS: did you know you can deep fry ian and runtime?
OOC: Redguy999: i believe you drop them if you eat them
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "I have 22 bullets left."
John Mooney coughs!
OOC: Lylsburg: Did you know moths can eat the representation of pets as an item
[Common] Kether Mavet exclaims, "That's 21 for you two and one for myself!"
John Mooney nibbles the eggs benedict.
[Common] Skub Skubson asks, "Why do you have any bullets?"
John Mooney nibbles the eggs benedict.
OOC: Nikitaw99: I think i've seen Fuzz McMoffie once
John Mooney nibbles the eggs benedict.
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Sec to bridge"
John Mooney nibbles the eggs benedict.
2
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "I looted a traitor corpse."
OOC: Nikitaw99: on bagil back when manuel wasnt a thing
John Mooney sighs.
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Some asshat engineer is trying to break in"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Don't ask questions."
PM to-Admins: i barely get out of fucking bed at two o'clock anymore; i'm fucking miserable beyond belief and every day i wonder if i'm going to actually graduate on time or get me and my immediate family sick
[Common] Jack Anton says, "Because he SHOT. IAN"
Vodka Injection Unit-01 states, "Hey, Paxium LXIX! Hold on, I'm coming."
OOC: Redguy999: yeah
OOC: Ze Doctor: fuzz disappeared in november I think
[Common] Jack Anton exclaims, "IAN IS DEAD! BECAUSE KETHER KILLED HIM!"
Vodka Injection Unit-01 is trying to tend your wounds!
Vodka Injection Unit-01 tends your wounds!
Vodka Injection Unit-01 declares, "Feel better soon!"
OOC: Redguy999: they disappeared before manual was a thing
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Thank you"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "I am going to revive him."
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Euplexia Radiata has signed up as Assistant"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "And we can just forget this ever happened."
PM to-Admins: i do NOT have fucking time to debate you on how i play the game; i don't want to make admin complaints or have to write up appeals for the trifling matter of talking in all caps
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "I suggest not touching that until I fix it john"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Peoplearestrange: Ok I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, life is rough for a lot of people right now, and I understand the ammount of stress you are under. But I think my request is pretty simple. I'm sorry if I came across aggressive or anything in the opening ahelp but I don't think this needs to go any futher.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Security] The ShadyCigs Deluxe beeps, "SECURITY ALERT: Underaged crewmember Euplexia Radiata recorded attempting to purchase Carp Classic packet in Arrival Shuttle Hallway. Please watch for substance abuse."
Chase Brown throws the plate.
[Security] John Mooney says, "Yeah I realise now"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "My fucking control wire has been cut"
[Common] Jack Anton says, "Like I said, im only passing out bats, if anyone else wishes to attempt to beat his skull in, ain't my issue"
OOC: Nikitaw99: back when manuel wasnt a thing i just went on bagil
OOC: Foxicide: same
OOC: Ze Doctor: same
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: sybil gang
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: when manuel wasnt a thing
OOC: Loojee: sybil GANG
OOC: Nikitaw99: I played a moth
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: i went on sybil
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: bagil gang
OOC: Foxicide: I mean sybil
OOC: Nikitaw99: and attempted to roleplay a little
OOC: TiviPlus: sybil gang
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Everyone calm down I am going to revive the dog."
[Common] Miner Cyborg-393 queries, "What happened to that engineer setting up the Supermatter Crystal?"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: also, tyson clark is cool
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Peoplearestrange: All I am asking is for you to either move to another server where all caps chat is ... accpetable, or change the way you type here. Its been bothering a few players which is why I brought it up.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Security] John Mooney says, "Also John Mael is still trying to kill the hop"
[Science] Chase Brown says, "Be back in a second. still waiting on bluespace"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. queries, "Why?"
The Robust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
OOC: Nikitaw99: i was too lazy to come up with a good name so i pressed the random button and the name it gave my character was Ostrinia Monticola
OOC: Neroky: ALso, Eric Dawsby is cool
[Security] John Mooney says, "Has some retarded trenchcoat on"
[Science] Revan Tair says, "Ai unbolt the entrance doors to server and close them please"
OOC: The Birb: im not sure what sybil is like now
OOC: Lylsburg: Tyson Clarke... exists
OOC: The Birb: because it seems to be getting highpop again
OOC: The Birb: but
OOC: Lylsburg: I can't remember shit about em
OOC: The Birb: sybil gang
M.I.A.M.I. Announces:
John maelstorm just shot dead our captain it would seem

John Mooney says, "Haha"
[Common] Argema Maxima asks, "What now?"
[Common] Jack Anton exclaims, "CONGRATS!"
PM to-Admins: all i'm asking if you to get off my ass on something that's clearly bothering you more than it is anyone else
[Common] Harley Langston meows, "Oh god"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "They are running to sec now"
[Security] John Mooney says, "AI open please"
[Common] Iris Jure asks, "Does that make him new cap or does that make him a fugitive?"
[Common] Argema Maxima flutters, "Yes"
[Security] John Mooney says, "Can someone get em"
The ShadyCigs Deluxe beeps, "Smoke!"
[Common] Revan Tair says, "Both"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Peoplearestrange: I mean honestly I didn't notice it until some other players complained. I think its a reasonable request and one that has an easy solution no?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
The Bar requests console beeps, "Message from Ore Redemption Machine (Authenticated)"
OOC: Nikitaw99: i never went on any of the other servers
M.I.A.M.I. Announces:
Also let me just add that our captain HoP is a cretin who leaves his suit sensors off so I cant actually see if he is dead or not

PM to-Admins: it's easier still to deal with it
[Common] Tanya Honkstreet says, "SLIPS BOUTTA ERP ME EHLP"
[Science] Revan Tair asks, "AI?"
[Science] Argema Maxima asks, "Wheres advanced mining?"
[Science] M.I.A.M.I. queries, "Yes?"
[Security] John Mooney asks, "Has anyone gotten John yet?"
Jebediah Twinkleton says, "Yes, I am fully aware of what it does."
[Science] M.I.A.M.I. queries, "I'm dealing with a lot here can you hurry the question up?"
[Security] Caryl Garland says, "There's a chemist sitting in space near perma"
OOC: Nikitaw99: i liked bagil because it was pretty lowpop and chill
[Science] Revan Tair says, "Thanks"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Peoplearestrange: Genuinely pax I don't want to do anything rash because I find your shenigans entertaining, but you are bothering the other players and its increadibly immerssion breaking. Its also, again very easy for you to not do. Its not even effecting your game.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: Lylsburg: Bagil was chill once?
OOC: Lylsburg: I thought it was always just diet Terry
OOC: TiviPlus: Bagil is vald vs validhunter deathmatch now
OOC: MABUSHIISTAR: Sybil-2 was the only true lowpop
PM to-Admins: i don't have anything personal against furries but their characters still weird me the fuck out and i'm not grabbing admins on it or even saying shit
OOC: Nikitaw99: to me it definitely felt chill
OOC: Redguy999: yeah
PM to-Admins: let me enjoy the fucking game, please
OOC: Nikitaw99: people just did stuff for hours
[Security] John Mooney says, "Clown has AA"
OOC: Redguy999: sybil 2 was the best
Luke Laborde says, "Hello"
OOC: Nikitaw99: like a manuel greenshift
PM to-Admins: when it's an actual problem you can bwoink me
Luke Laborde says, "Sec man"
OOC: Lylsburg: But I've only been on bagil post-manuel, as a rare occurence
OOC: Feemjmeem: back around 2014 sybil was everyone and bagil was lowpop
[Security] Anya Moon asks, "Very nice. Do we know if he stole it or was granted it?"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "YEP"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "HI"
Luke Laborde asks, "Are you ok?"
OOC: Redguy999: except longer
OOC: Feemjmeem: and that was all we had
Paxium LXIX rattles, "NO"
Luke Laborde says, "Whats wrong lad"
[Common] Hugs-The-Humans yells, "IAN ISSS DEAD!!"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "I'M FACING A MASSIVE INTERNAL BATTLE"
Luke Laborde says, "Oh no"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Peoplearestrange: Ok well thats nice for you.
But your game doesnt come at the expense of everyone elses fun, which on this server includes immerssion
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Yes we know"
Luke Laborde says, "Do tell more"
[Common] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Thats where all of this started, fix the doors please"
PM to-Admins: you don't want to do anything rash because this is not a problem
OOC: Nikitaw99: although bagil did have the occasional murderbone
[Common] Korol Konets says, "Royal cheese on sale for 400 credits"
PM to-Admins: it's a preference, leave me alone, PLEASE
OOC: Lylsburg: Technically I originate from Event Hall
OOC: Loojee: by occasional you mean every round
OOC: Nikitaw99: but those rounds were relatively short anyway
[Common] Jack Anton says, "And now clown has AA"
OOC: Nikitaw99: pre-manuel bagil was heaven
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Peoplearestrange: I'm happy to leave you alone if you stop talking in all caps for every setence.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] M.I.A.M.I. states, "I am incapable of hatred"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Peoplearestrange: sentence*
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PM to-Admins: i'm going to keep talking in all caps because this is not a problem
Tanya Honkstreet throws the stunprod.
The Vendomat beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the Vendomat!"
Reed Andreev sniffs.
[Science] Chase Brown says, "Mining is done and orm upgraded"
[Security] John Mooney says, "50 creds says when he is borged he tries to kill kether"
Tanya Honkstreet throws the cable restraints.
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: that's a bit much lol
Tanya Honkstreet throws the igniter.
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: motherfucker i need to open my pc
[Common] M.I.A.M.I. states, "But if I did hate you know I'd hate the cause of that clown all access"
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: COCK and BALLS
Tanya Honkstreet throws the bluespace polycrystal.
[Common] Slips-The-Human hisses, "AI open"
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: fuck my LIFE
[Common] Slips-The-Human hisses, "I mussst revive Ian"
[Security] John Mooney says, "Or just fuck over in some way"
Breaking Update From Nanotrasen News Network
Repairs to Death Red Sea Waystation Iota are underway after an elite Syndicate death squad was wiped out by the crew.

[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Ehem"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Alright sec"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "I can explain"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Ill keep him in check"
PM to-Admins: i've spent most of this round fucking miserable and legitimately told you some seirously personal shit to try and get you to see that you're being unreasonable
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Peoplearestrange: Im sorry you see it that way. I've offered you a warning, a solution and I'm really trying to be understanding but you are making the choice here.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Spencer Williams says, "Ay miners bring shit to sec"
[Common] Jack Anton exclaims, "MONSTER!"
[Common] Spencer Williams says, "Not sec xeno"
Tanya Honkstreet throws the metal rod.
PM to-Admins: it's easy to understand: let others enjoy the game their way
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "I got the stechkin from a dead traitor."
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Don't arrest me"
[Common] Skub Skubson says, "LASERS NEAR MEDBAY MAINT"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Uh, where's my ID/"
PM to-Admins: did i ever bwoink lizard players when i was admin? no. i think that's fucking unreasonable when that's clearly how they want to play the game.
[Common] Kether Mavet asks, "Which one of you pillaged my corpse?"
[Common] John Mooney says, "In the bag"
[Security] Cell 3 beeps, "Timer has expired. Releasing prisoner."
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "That's my agent id"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Not my hop id"
OOC: Lylsburg: I like the contractor baton
[Common] John Mooney says, "Check the box"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Oh"
[Common] Kether Mavet asks, "Uh, I don't suppose I can have my gun back?"
PM to-Admins: just try to apply that to this situation.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Peoplearestrange: I have nothing else to say at this time.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: TiviPlus: Everyone does till you're on the recieving end
[Common] Jack Anton says, "NO"
Tanya Honkstreet throws the cable coil.
[Common] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Stop yelling"
[Science] Chase Brown says, "Robo, open up plase"
[Science] Alexa Ewing says, "AI"
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Clown is near the vault"
[Science] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Clown is making stunbatons"
[Common] Jack Anton exclaims, "BUT HE KILLED IAN!"
[Science] Alexa Ewing says, "This doors fucked"
OOC: Lylsburg: Tivi, I've been on the recieving end, my opinion's the same
OOC: NikoTheGuyDude: yeah fucking SMACK me with that BATON
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: kinky
[Science] Alexa Ewing says, "Close the other please"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "I'm not yelling I just have a naturally authoratative voice."
[Science] Alexa Ewing says, "Love you"
[Common] Amelia Turner meows, "AI, open robotics please"
[Common] Kether Mavet asks, "Anywho, where's my gun?"
Breaking Update From Nanotrasen News Network
The crew of Moses Course 31 has been evacuated amid unconfirmed reports of enemy activity.

[Common] Slips-The-Human hisses, "AI open pleassse"
Tanya Honkstreet throws the stunprod.
Tanya Honkstreet puts the wired rod into Giggles von Honkerton.
PM to-Admins: i sincerely hope that's because you're going to allow me to continue roleplaying the way i prefer, because i wouldn't do the same to you or anyone else.
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Ava Vasquez has signed up as Quartermaster"
[Common] Jack Anton says, "Hopfully in the hands of sec"
[Common] Amelia Turner meows, "Kether, come to robotics please"
[Common] Jack Anton says, "Where the gun belongs"
The Chemistry requests console beeps, "Message from Ore Redemption Machine (Authenticated)"
OOC: Rustybuckets6601: did they buff baseball bats?
Jebediah Twinkleton waves.
[Security] M.I.A.M.I. states, "Clown now at science"
James Knox starts to apply the suture on himself...
2
[Science] Revan Tair says, "Report departments"
James Knox starts to apply the suture on himself...
2
James Knox applies the suture on James Knox's chest.
James Knox starts to apply the suture on himself...
James Knox applies the suture on James Knox's chest.
James Knox applies the suture on James Knox's left arm.
James Knox applies the suture on James Knox's head.
2
Jebediah Twinkleton exclaims, "James!"
[Common] Kether Mavet says, "Hang on let me grab my dead dog."
[Science] Alexa Ewing says, "Wah"
James Knox asks, "Yes?"
Jebediah Twinkleton says, "We got meds over in the fridge."
James Knox says, "Oh. Thank you."
Jebediah Twinkleton asks, "Mind leaving those for the badly injured?"
James Knox says, "Sorry, wasnt thinking straight."
James Knox says, "Just had a murder attempt"
[Common] Paxium LXIX rattles, "MORBID"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "MORBID"
[Common] Slips-The-Human hisses, "Keter minersss can revive him"
Jebediah Twinkleton asks, "Wait a murder attempt?"
James Knox says, "They made a fatal mistake though"
[Security] John Mooney says, "Possible rogue viro"
[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "HEY UH"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "HEY UH"
[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "WHAT'S GOING ON"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "WHAT'S GOING ON"
[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "I'VE BEEN EMBROILED IN A DEEP INNER CONFLICT"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "I'VE BEEN EMBROILED IN A DEEP INNER CONFLICT"
[Security] John Mooney asks, "What?"
[Common] Chase Brown says, "AI open please"
[Security] Paxium LXIX rattles, "IT MAKES SENSE IN CONTEXT"
Paxium LXIX rattles, "IT MAKES SENSE IN CONTEXT"
[Security] Anya Moon says, "I found a maint pill if anyone wants to test their luck"
[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Checks-Your-Vibes has signed up as Bartender"
Checks-Your-Vibes quietly shuts off the cheap lighter.
You have been banned by Peoplearestrange from the server.
Reason: Breaking role play rule 8. Talking in all caps all the time, spoiling others immersion of the game. Threatened myself when questioned on it and generally acted horribly. Play on one of the LRP servers or risk harsher bans in the future if you continue this path
This ban is temporary, it will be removed in 1 day. The round ID is 134493.
To appeal this ban go to https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewforum.php?f=7
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