Game 1
Pre-Game
evilserpentman: .............
evilserpentman: Why?
evilserpentman: Sigh
evilserpentman: Fine.
In-Game
evilserpentman: wow
evilserpentman: what a useful ping
evilserpentman: I'm very glad
evilserpentman: who wouldve known what would happen
evilserpentman: look if you're all just going to let your lanes come into jungle and kill me
evilserpentman: you may as well all afk now
evilserpentman: because we're not going to win.
evilserpentman: karthus
evilserpentman: just pinging is actually just pissing me
evilserpentman: off
evilserpentman: you're doing nothing
evilserpentman: not piushing
evilserpentman: not chasing
evilserpentman: nothing.
evilserpentman: well how about he follows veigar into the jungle?
evilserpentman: it's not hard
evilserpentman: Report Karthus.
evilserpentman: karthus
evilserpentman: in future
evilserpentman: when you want to play
evilserpentman: just don't.
evilserpentman: you have a global ult
evilserpentman: and I would've killed him
evilserpentman: or you
evilserpentman: you decided to do fuck all
evilserpentman: and i died
evilserpentman: so thank you.
evilserpentman: you idiots are done
evilserpentman: dont take my jungle
evilserpentman: fucking hell
evilserpentman: now my own team is taking my roles AND my jungle
evilserpentman: fucking korea
evilserpentman: fucking cunt karth
evilserpentman: no mias
evilserpentman: no accountability
evilserpentman: no fucking idea
evilserpentman: shut up chinky
evilserpentman: You stole my role
evilserpentman: And you fucking sucked
evilserpentman: You can deal with it.
evilserpentman: AND YOU TAKE MY FARM
evilserpentman: You get what you deserve you stupid fuck
evilserpentman: what vanquished nation are you from anyway botlane?
evilserpentman: china?
evilserpentman: korea?
evilserpentman: some other slum?
evilserpentman: hey bot
evilserpentman: kill yourselves.
evilserpentman: you can't blame me for anything
evilserpentman: you've taken all my jung
evilserpentman: so fuck you
evilserpentman: you
evilserpentman: you fucking retard.
evilserpentman: shut up
evilserpentman: Imagine blaming me for anything, when you take all of my jungle
evilserpentman: Kalista.
evilserpentman: you stupid chink
evilserpentman: you actually wanted to lose
evilserpentman: this game is entirely on you now.
evilserpentman: that's because you're a stupid chink
evilserpentman: you caused it
evilserpentman: by taking my jungle
evilserpentman: you stupid mong
evilserpentman: Women are better than you
evilserpentman: subhuman trash
evilserpentman: your mum probably fathered you with a black man
evilserpentman: you hate that shit.
Post-Game
evilserpentman: Look when your role and your farm is stolen by incompetent bot laners
evilserpentman: and your karthus doesn't know where he is
evilserpentman: You tend to get mad.
Game 2
In-Game
evilserpentman: heh
evilserpentman: so are you.
evilserpentman: that is
evilserpentman: the worst start
evilserpentman: I've ever seen a team had.
evilserpentman: nevermind my tryn's retardation
evilserpentman: what the fuck
evilserpentman: so I'm an idiot because you have a shit build
evilserpentman: k
evilserpentman: nice one sona
evilserpentman: you idiot
evilserpentman: that's fair I do
evilserpentman: with you
evilserpentman: because you're being stupid
evilserpentman: denying creeps
evilserpentman: at a fucking stupid time.
evilserpentman: and gave them a free reign to engage
evilserpentman: bit of a problem when the rest of the game isn't a threat so everyone can come bot
evilserpentman: tryn when you are getting beaten and have a shit build
evilserpentman: the jungler can focus elsewhere
evilserpentman: hence my point
evilserpentman: you can't farm
evilserpentman: you can't trade
evilserpentman: you can't do anything
evilserpentman: you are no threat.
evilserpentman: all I'm hearing is excuses
evilserpentman: annie
evilserpentman: really?
evilserpentman: your man has been bot 4 times now
evilserpentman: don't claim his ult as an excuse
evilserpentman: you could do something.
evilserpentman: that's the difference between a shit player and a good one
evilserpentman: you've done nothing in his absence
evilserpentman: yeah well I won my lane
evilserpentman: so
evilserpentman: yeah nah mate.
evilserpentman: Just triggering tryn at this point tbh
evilserpentman: He's been funny by thinking he's got a brain
evilserpentman: sona taking blue
evilserpentman: holy shit
evilserpentman: that's all I needed
evilserpentman: Sona spent about a year getting that blue for a donation to you
evilserpentman: The hard truth
evilserpentman: You should invest in it
evilserpentman: That's fair to be honest
evilserpentman: I'm only in this state because you couldn't do your job
evilserpentman: I wouldn't take advice from anything related to you either
evilserpentman: wow tryn
evilserpentman: I couldn't be right about you if I tried.
evilserpentman: get angry at me all you like
evilserpentman: he's done nothing compared to me
evilserpentman: karth
evilserpentman: you need to find a way to not die.
evilserpentman: no roa is a bit strange.
Post-Game
evilserpentman: Thanks karthus
evilserpentman: now tryn
evilserpentman: I've done 3 times your damage
Game 3
In-Game
evilserpentman: shutu p samsung
evilserpentman: stop hitting minions.
evilserpentman: you already fucked the game by being a non-support
evilserpentman: don't make my life worse by fucking my farm too.
evilserpentman: Everyone
evilserpentman: On my team
evilserpentman: Is trying to fuck me
evilserpentman: Again.
evilserpentman: Would be good if they could get a fucking clue
evilserpentman: yeah nice job korea
evilserpentman: swain
evilserpentman: stop fuckign me please.
evilserpentman: goddamn
evilserpentman: why mid as yi?
evilserpentman: I don't have a supp
evilserpentman: he's talented
evilserpentman: but unhelpful as fuck
evilserpentman: also korea
evilserpentman: what are you doing, exactly?
evilserpentman: you only had to beat him udyr
evilserpentman: yi mid and a broken calculator for an udyr
evilserpentman: oh so you're chinese then
evilserpentman: makes more sense.
evilserpentman: good int udyr
evilserpentman: you're awful.
evilserpentman: that's because you're shit
evilserpentman: He's chinking out
evilserpentman: Report him for inting
evilserpentman: Typical chinese sulking
evilserpentman: Scorched earth
evilserpentman: LOL
evilserpentman: ok kha
evilserpentman: By that logic I should put up with a lot of bad things in life that have no purpose but to harm
evilserpentman: Measles is great
evilserpentman: How good is arranged marriage and forced female circumcision?
evilserpentman: Well, I mean you could just do something about it
evilserpentman: Don't be a passenger in life kha
evilserpentman: It's pathetic.
evilserpentman: that was bad
evilserpentman: See kha?
evilserpentman: Don't a passenger.
evilserpentman: game would be possible if we didn't have useless yi's and inting udyrs
evilserpentman: well that worked
evilserpentman: didn't it?
evilserpentman: 5v1?
evilserpentman: good job
evilserpentman: well fucking done
evilserpentman: Just report that fuckstain would you?
Post-Game
evilserpentman: So udyr needs to kill himself, yi needs a new game
evilserpentman: Rest of you well done
evilserpentman: Thanks for trying
evilserpentman: And you did what?
evilserpentman: Well you're not
evilserpentman: I didn't see you do anything
evilserpentman: Oh kha you're just a fun time aren't you?
evilserpentman: Yes you did.
evilserpentman: You did constantly.
evilserpentman: No you didn't
evilserpentman: you didn't play
evilserpentman: in fact
evilserpentman: it would've been better if you didn't turn up