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- To Finchy, my dearest love:
- Though fate dealt you an ugly form,
- My xoran heart is ever warm.
- You've caused that heart a lover's drumming,
- And blinded me to your shortcomings.
- Though you had wit at your disposal,
- You chose a rather lame proposal.
- On bended knee, with just a pear,
- Your love for me you then did swear.
- But I know deep inside my soul,
- No other lass could fill this role.
- You'd likely win the crazed or boring,
- But I am patient and adoring.
- Adoring is the easy part.
- You're quick of wit and pure of heart.
- Then you sailed off with no farewell,
- And your return, who could foretell?
- But though you're nothing of a gallant,
- Apology is still a talent.
- At once our love became renewed,
- When by your sorries I was wooed.
- So while this fever has me soft,
- (Or was it all this rum I've quaffed?)
- I'll tell you now, and don't forget.
- That I'm the best you'll ever get.
- Your loving wife,
- Mayapple
- p.s. I'm absolutely crazy about you and you make me giggle and swoon like a silly little girl, but if you tell anyone, I'll pluck your feathers to sell stuffed Captain Squeaker dolls at a 1000% mark-up.
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