// j: josh hsieh
// m: michael ilie
// k: kevin wu

j: vijay
j: i'm a minority

m: oh no
m: vijay better run
m: hes affraid of josh now

j: bruh
j: i shit twice a day
j: which is 28% of people
j: i'm a minority

m: new wall paper

j: please
j: spread the word
j: shitting twice a day is normal

m: no its not

j: bruh how
j: shitting twice a year is normal

m: whta
m: what

j: do you take like 1 week shit sessions

k: lol

Competitive shitting sessions
Im 5th in the north american division
:/

j: i went to africa and won gold
j: stfu

k: who are the other 4 in the NA division?

j: who cares

k: JJ got first right?

j: bruh what

m: Bitch i had to verse against land whales the size of small countries

j: he shits once a day

m: Have you seen Florida?

j: bitch my shits were the size of land whales the size of small co untries

m: My shits were the size of the continent of afriva

j: my shits were the size of your mom

k: :/

m: So they were small?
m: Good

j: ok michael
j: lemme just put it this way

j: if i hadn't used a toilet my shits would have become a black hole and destroyed the universe

m: If i hadnt shit in a toilet my shits woulved made 2 other universes
m: Boom

j: boy my shits could have shit your shits

m: my  shits shit your shit on the regular
m: like literally its like comparing jupiter to one of its moons

j: bruh I’m so good at shitting they took a piece of my shit, framed it, and put it in vijay’s house

m: I am the shit