SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS
GET YOURSELF A DRAGONSLAYER SPEAR
THAT'S RIGHT A DRAGONSLAYER SPEAR
THE OS OF THE OG
THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ORIGINAL MOTHER FUCKING SPEAR HERE
IT MAKES OTHER PEOPLE FLY
IT SHOOTS LIGHTNING BOLTS
AND IT'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE
Uchigatana? NOT A SPEAR
Halbred? STILL NOT A SPEAR
Partizan & Winged Spear? NOT FULLY REALIZED SPEARS
Drake Sword? GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE
SO GET THIS
DSS HAS LONGER RANGE THAN FUCKING EVERYTHING
YOU WANT TO TAKE ON A DSS?
WELL YOU BEST BE PACKING ANOTHER FUCKING DRAGONSLAYER SPEAR
ORNSTIEN USES THREE DRAGONSLAYER SPEARS BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WORK
AND 'CAUSE BITCHES LOVE DRAGONSLAYER SPEARS
HE GETS HIS COCK SUCKED THREE TIMES AN HOUR
THAT'S ONE FOR EVERY DSS
AND SORCERERS?
FUCK THAT SHIT
YOU CAN LEARN PYROMANCIES
SO GET A DSS AND START FUCKING SHIT UP
OR GET YOUR SHIT FUCKED UP BY ONE
SO. FUCKING. COOL.