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  1. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 9:23 AM
  2. "NOT REALLY, MOST PEOPLE CAN FIND SPRAY PAINT."
  3. "I GUESS THE ARMOR THING IS HARDER."(edited)
  4. "BUT YOU CAN BUY ARMOR AS WELL."
  5. "SO IT ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE."
  6. "BUT I THANK YOU ANYWAY."
  7. Hezetor - Yesterday at 9:29 AM
  8. "no, I found it incredible that one would write over his armor "COOL DUDE""
  9. "the audacity, the foolishnes, the silliness required to do something like that, that's incredible"
  10. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 9:31 AM
  11. "I HAVE MULTIPLE ARMORS."
  12. "ALSO THAT IS QUITE RUDE."
  13. Hezetor - Yesterday at 9:32 AM
  14. "I'm as rude as reality"
  15. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 9:32 AM
  16. "AND ALSO A COMPLIMENT, I GUESS."
  17. Hezetor - Yesterday at 9:32 AM
  18. "because I only state truths"
  19. "well, the audacity part is a compliment at least"
  20. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 9:33 AM
  21. "THEN THANK YOU AS WELL."
  22. "I CAN TAKE WHAT I CAN GET."
  23. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 12:12 PM
  24. "DID I EVER TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE TIME WHEN I BECAME A GODMODDER?"
  25. Hezetor - Yesterday at 12:14 PM
  26. "oh, really?"
  27. "no, you didn't but I can't wait to hear this epic story"
  28. "because I couldn't just wait to know that someone else is a godmodder"
  29. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 1:08 PM
  30. "I WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED TO BECOME A GODMODDER."
  31. "THAT'S REALLY IT."
  32. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 1:08 PM
  33. Wow, that's even lamer than how I became a godmodder.
  34. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 1:09 PM
  35. ((The funny thing is how King fought an Alpha without reality warping powers.))
  36. ((He fought with a simple broadsword))
  37. ((And robot support))
  38. ((Can't forget about that))
  39. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 1:11 PM
  40. ((pretty pathetic Alpha if you ask me, but okay.))
  41. ((Either that or King's actually just a REALLY good swordsman))
  42. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 1:12 PM
  43. ((Well, King nearly died and all of his robots got rekt))
  44. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 1:12 PM
  45. ((Even still.))
  46. ((It's a Godmodder, even if just an Alpha.))
  47. Julian of Norwich - Yesterday at 1:13 PM
  48. ((4chan are bullshit))
  49. ((capture the flag with shia la'boeuf))
  50. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 1:19 PM
  51. ((I'm trying to figure out how King would even explain this))
  52. "I DECIDED TO MEET A "GENTLEMAN" WITH A BAD DISPOSITION WHO WOULD ALLOW ME TO RANK UP TO THIS MYTHICAL STATE BY DEFEATING HIM IN HONORABLE COMBAT."
  53. "SEEING AS HE HAD A A SIZABLE ADVANTAGE OVER ME DUE TO BEING ABLE TO CHANGE THE BOUNDS OF REALITY I DECIDED TO LEVEL THE ODDS."
  54. "I ANNOUNCED MY INTENTION TO DUEL HIM BY RIDING IN UPON A ORBITAL DROPSHIP ONTO HIS FACE."
  55. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 1:24 PM
  56. Oh nevermind
  57. That's a significantly cooler way to ascend than mine.
  58. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 1:28 PM
  59. "AFTER LANDING SUCCESSFULLY WITH MY NEW FOUND OPPONENT I DECIDED TO SET MY RULES OF THE DUEL BY HAVING MY FRIENDS UNLOAD OUT OF THE DROPSHIP QUICKLY AS HE PICKED THE VEHICLE AND HURLED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE."
  60. "MY BELOVED ROBOTIC ALLIES REBUKED HIS DISRESPECT TO MY PROPERTY WITH BULLETS."
  61. "THE GODMODDING KICKED IN AS HE STARTED CATCHING THE BULLETS AND HURLING THEN BACK TO THE SENDERS."
  62. "SLIGHT CASUALTIES WERE ACHIEVED AS HE THREW THEM LIKE A DRUNKARD PLAYING DARTS."
  63. "I CHARGED FORWARD TO PREVENT HIM FROM ATTEMPTING ANY MORE HARM UPON MY COMPANIONS."
  64. "HE PROCEEDED TO GRAB ME BY THE NECK AND SLAM ME INTO THE GROUND."
  65. "I HAD JUST CLEANED MY ARMOR SO HAVING IT CAVED IN WAS REALLY ANNOYING."
  66. "HE TURNED AWAY FROM ME THINKING I WAS FINISHED TO FOCUS UPON THE REMAINING THREAT."
  67. "I MANAGED TO STAND UP AND STAB HIM IN THE CHEST WITH MY SWORD TO REMIND HIM WHO WAS THE ONE HE SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT."
  68. "I DON'T THINK HE LIKED THAT VERY MUCH SO HIS RESPONSE WAS TO PULL OUT THE BROADSWORD STICKING OUT OF HIS CHEST AND RAISE IT IN A QUITE OVERLY DRAMATIC POSE."
  69. "HIS NEXT MOVE PROBABLY WOULD BE TO EXECUTE ME WITH MY OWN WEAPON IN A FIT OF SCHADENFREUDE."
  70. "BUT HE TOOK SO LONG POSING THAT ONE OF MY HEAVY ARTILLERY WAS ABLE TO BLOW HIS HAND OFF ENTIRELY."
  71. "MY SWORD LANDED FIRMLY BY MY HEAD."
  72. "HE STARED AT THE STUMP IN DISBELIEF AS JUST A SECOND AGO IT WAS A HAND."
  73. "I MANAGED TO GET UP AND START PULLING MY SWORD OUT OF THE GROUND."
  74. "HE THEN TACKLED MY AND BEGAN SMASHING THROUGH MY ARMOR WITH HIS GOOD HAND."
  75. "IT GLOWED A FIERCE GOLDENROD."
  76. "MY ARMOR CRUMPLED AROUND ME WITH A UNFORTUNATE AMOUNT OF IT EMBEDDING ITSELF IN MY FLESH."
  77. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 1:46 PM
  78. This sounds like another place where you get bailed out by your robot buddies.
  79. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 1:47 PM
  80. "ACTUALLY, I WAS DESPERATELY FLAILING AROUND THAT I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED MY SWORD."
  81. "I GRABBED IT AND PLUNGED THE BLADE INTO HIM."
  82. "I MAY HAVE BEEN SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL THE ENTIRE TIME."
  83. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 1:49 PM
  84. Heh
  85. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 1:51 PM
  86. "THE PROBLEM WAS THE BASTARD WASN'T DEAD."
  87. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 1:51 PM
  88. Godmodders don't go down easy
  89. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 1:52 PM
  90. "IT DID SURPRISE HIM ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET AWAY THOUGH WITH ONLY MY FLESH MANGLED AND SEVERAL BONES BROKEN."
  91. "HE PRIORITIZED MY HELP OVER ME AND LEAPED INTO THE FRAY WITH A SWORD STICKING OUT OF HIS CHEST."
  92. "MY ARMOR REPAIRED ITSELF AS LIMBS FLEW INTO THE AIR FOLLOWED BY INTERNAL COMPONENTS."(edited)
  93. "HE WAS AN ANIMAL."
  94. "AN AURA OF GODMODDING ENERGY TURNED HIM INTO A BULLET AS HE WHIRLED AROUND KILLING MOST IN A SINGLE BLOW."
  95. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 1:58 PM
  96. Yeah, yeah, the Godmodder wrecks the ranks of the mooks like their wont to do
  97. How'd you finally take the guy down?
  98. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 1:58 PM
  99. "AFTER HE HAD DEALT WITH MY ALLIES HE WALKED UNHURRIEDLY OVER TO ME."
  100. "HE GRABBED ME BY THE NECK AND LIFTED ME INTO THE AIR."
  101. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 2:00 PM
  102. "MY ARMOR WAS REDUCED INTO ASSISTANT TO STRANGULATION."
  103. "MY SWORD UNCOMFORTABLY RESTED IN BETWEEN MY LEGS STICKING OUT OF HIS CHEST."(edited)
  104. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 2:01 PM
  105. voice at the back yells "Get on with it!"
  106. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 2:02 PM
  107. "I'M TRYING TO SET UP THE DRAMA"
  108. I'M BATMAN - Yesterday at 2:02 PM
  109. hey voice tell me all ur secrets or i will buy ur broswer history
  110. :mspa:
  111. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 2:02 PM
  112. "I GRABBED MY SWORD AND PULLED UP."
  113. "I SPLIT HIM IN HALF."
  114. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 2:03 PM
  115. Ouch
  116. What a way to go.
  117. Sliced in half by the man you have in a stranglehold.
  118. Well, it's official, your method of ascension was better than mine.
  119. One of my splinters alchemized a scroll that turned out to have the power to grant Alpha rank.(edited)
  120. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 2:04 PM
  121. "THAT'S LAME."
  122. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 2:04 PM
  123. Yup
  124. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 2:05 PM
  125. "ALSO MY SECRETS BATMAN?"
  126. "UH..."
  127. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 2:05 PM
  128. The fight that they had with him afterwards was rather impressivve.
  129. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 2:05 PM
  130. "I'M A CAPRICORN."
  131. "I COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS I LIKE ONLINE TO HEAR PEOPLE DEFEND IT."
  132. "THERE. MY SECRETS ARE REVEALED."
  133. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 2:08 PM
  134. What rank are you again, as a reminded?
  135. reminder*
  136. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 2:09 PM
  137. "I AM A DELTA +."
  138. "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME."
  139. "I HAVE TO CATCH UP ON ALL MY FAVORITE SHOWS."
  140. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 2:10 PM
  141. Nah, my rank is ambiguous right now, and too low to benefit from your death besides.
  142. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 2:11 PM
  143. "BESIDES?"
  144. "YOU WERE GOING TO SAY SOMETHNG."
  145. "I AM INVESTED AND WANT TO KNOW NOW."
  146. "WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME RANDOM GUY."
  147. Trick Of The Mind's Eye - Yesterday at 2:13 PM
  148. I'm not some random guy.
  149. I'm The Destroyer.
  150. As pretentious a title that may be, I would watch out for it.
  151. I've dueled with Godmodders and won on my own merits
  152. I've outmatched armies and shattered plotlines.
  153. Don't take my title lightly, I earned it.
  154. Heh
  155. That was really pretentious but actually kind of fun
  156. Ellipsis the Greater - Yesterday at 2:14 PM
  157. "THANK YOU."
  158. "NOW, I MUST RETURN TO PRETENDING TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT."
  159. "AWAAAAAAAAAAY!"
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