[18:53.36] <Sophie-Laptop> *Suddenly, there was a loud, and obnoxious knocking on the door to Mary's appartment.*
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[18:58.19] <Viktoria> the door just opened slowly and a haze of wispy smoke came out, along with some equestrian rock music with the volume turned pretty low
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[19:01.29] <VKMary> the door just opened slowly and a haze of wispy smoke came out, along with some equestrian rock music with the volume turned pretty low
[19:05.25] <Sophie-Laptop> *Val stood there, blinking for a moment, then pushed her way inside without much more warning than a loud, "Yo!" She was wearing tall boots, that exposed just a slit of her thigh before her skirt continued and covered the rest. Her eyes were shadowed, her mane was down, and her curved body was shaped by the pull of a her black coresette.*
[19:07.07] <VKMary> there was a joint that was almost used up in an ashtray and Mary asleep on the couch. She wasn't wearing anything though by the looks of it she just got undressed right there as her clothes were piled up next to her. When Val spoke she tiredly opened here eyes which were rather bloodshot "Huh... oh yo... haha! Hey.. where have you been?"
[19:09.04] <Sophie-Laptop> Val looked her over and huffed, "Missing the fuckin party it looks like! What the hells goin on girl?" She sauntered over to the ashtray with a jaunty sway and took the joint for herself, taking a drag until she couldn't suck no more. Burning her lips was a groovy price to pay. "Damn girl, ya been busy! Whats up."
[19:11.30] <VKMary> there was a baggy of weed next to the ashtray which looked familiar, as it was the one Val kept down mary's couch. Onyl it was now mostly gone. She stretched and sat upright "A party huh? Oh yeah dude i'm up for that! I'll like, eat some mints or something.. I was just chilling but that sounds fun" she stood up and looked confused "Wait, what party?"
[19:13.10] <Sophie-Laptop> "This party!" She said, tapping the baggy. "Hey.. wait just a minute... what the fuck girl! That's my shit! You jacked my stuff! You're dumb flank is gonna owe me big time! What're you doin diggin around in ya cough, eh?"
[19:15.50] <VKMary> "Wait, we're not going to a party?" she swayed standiung up and looked really confused for a few moments "Huh? I dunno some pony left that down there... was it you? I mean, you kinda owe me for that pizza still so i'll take it outta that"
[19:17.54] <Sophie-Laptop> "I am the party baby." She said, tossing the stubby joint away. "Owe you for p-pizzza!? Hell no! You owe me, remember? Fuckin hell.... damn girl, how mucha my shit did ya smoke? Ya  gonna be seein waves for buckin ever.."
[19:21.22] <VKMary> "uh..." she rubbed her chin "I forgot?" she then flopped back down in the corner of the couch, she leant back and kept one hind leg up and the other on the floor looking very casual. Though since she'd taken all her clothes off for some reason it made her very exposed, she seemed to be high enough not to notice it though "It's nice stuff though, you get the good leaves huh"
[19:26.29] <Sophie-Laptop> "Yeah I know. My budies in stripes know what they're doing... for fuckin sure, no doubt
[19:26.32] <Sophie-Laptop> (oops enter)
[19:27.53] <Sophie-Laptop> " She shifted her hips, eying the mare and smirked, "Ya just decided to strip down naked without me:? I thought you wanted that kissy-goo goo romance shit, but hey, you know whatever." She took a seat on the couch and leaned back, "I got some things I wanted to talk to you about... but ya know, they can wait."
[19:29.29] <VKMary> "Well like, I figured clothes man. You know. They're kinda like, binding and stuff like that, like a prison, I feel free now you know. We never needed clothes until we invented them when you think about it"
[19:30.30] <Sophie-Laptop> "Ya know, most ponies in equestria don't wear no clothes. They usually put stuff on to fuck, not the otherway around." She said, smirking, "Yo, you wanna go a date with a friend of mine? Just one. You don't wanna fuck 'im or nothing."
[19:31.42] <VKMary> "Huh, they do? That's so weird man. Like bizzaro world or something. Seems like a strange place..." she looked dazed and eyed Val with a raised eyebrow "What, a date? Is he hot? It IS a guy  right, cause i'm not going on a some homosexual date"
[19:33.03] <Sophie-Laptop> "Course. The only girl you're gonna get fucked by is me, eh?" She said tapping Mary's cheek. "I'll put his address on your counter, yeah? I owe him, and this is our deal."
[19:34.00] <VKMary> "I dunno maybe later..." she trailled off "Oh yeah, what does he wanna go on a date with a Velkan or something?" she said tapping her large chest scar "Yeah i'll do that! I could get used to being a celebrity!"
[19:35.17] <Sophie-Laptop> "Later? You wanna fuck when you're soberer? Okay! Ya know, if that's your dig." She rolled her eyes, "Yeah, sure. That's what it is. 'e's got a real hard-on for you girls, so ya know. It won't be fuckin terrible. Ya've already met 'im, so it won't be awkward or nothin."
[19:36.13] <VKMary> "Hahaa nice, okay then it'll be like a surprise blind velkan date. Sounds like fun to me man." she laughed "Hey, does alcohol mix well with this stuff?"
[19:36.53] <Sophie-Laptop> "Yeah. It does. It'll make ya fuckin slobber all over the place, though. More'n you already are!" She laughed.*
[19:37.54] <VKMary> "Oh nice!" she got up and staggered over toward the fridge. She brought back an 8 pack of beer cans, it was some Equestrian brand "This stuff is like, vintage now, cause I think its banned or  something..." she said putting it on the table next to the ashtray and sat down again
[19:39.56] <Sophie-Laptop> "Banned? Why is it banned?" She said, taking a can, popping the lid and chugging a good portion of it down in a very unfeminine fashion. She burped lightly, and leaned back with a sigh.
[19:41.21] <VKMary> "Cause of the war I think" she took a can and clicked it open too. She sat back in the same position as before and drank some heartily "You got some nice clothes though, are those new?"
[19:42.50] <Sophie-Laptop> "Naw, these are the usual. The same fuckin' oes that've been on who knows how many floors! They're fuckin tight yeah? Some a' my faves, toats." She took another chug. "THose some  new clothes?" She said, pointing.
[19:44.26] <VKMary> "Uh..." she looked down at her coat then back at Val "No? Oh! You mean the ones I took off? Yeah they are the newest cut in brand from Scissorsnips Emporium taking on a smooth edge from  the last 3 breakaways at the winter festival-" she stopped and burped "uhh, yeah"
[19:45.22] <Sophie-Laptop> "Scissorsnips? What the fuck! That ain't pirate shit! Girl ya supposed to be workin my trend! Ya got those velkan curves, what good are they if ya ain't workin em for a cause!"
[19:46.04] <VKMary> "Oh shit. I mean, oh yeah, I better do that... sorry I totally forgot, I had alot going on... wait, you think I have curves?! I've been watching my diet!"
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[19:58.18] <Sophie-Laptop> (repost plz
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[19:58.58] <VKMary> "Oh shit. I mean, oh yeah, I better do that... sorry I totally forgot, I had alot going on... wait, you think I have curves?! I've been watching my diet!"
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[20:03.06] <Sophie-Laptop> "Ya better do fuckin better. We's supposed to be in this together! And what would you call these!" She leaned over and patted Mary's flank. "Curves like noponies buisiness! It's allmuscle... or... fuck if I know, ya just got good genes I guess! Cause damn girl, you be makin me jealous. I mean, shit, you think i bang mares who don't got what counts without makin em fork it over? Damn girl, that hash has made you dumb!" She teased the piercing in her
[20:03.06] <Sophie-Laptop> lip with her teeth, making it clack ever so slightly as she snickered pointedly. "Come on girl."
[20:06.32] <VKMary> she looked down at her flank and then to her chest and stomach, it was well muscled and her body would like fine if it wasn't marred by the huge scar. Her breasts were also larger than most, forming two comfortable looking mounds on her lower stomach. She was devoid of body modifications though in sharp contrast to Val "You really think so huh? So i'm better looking than most girls? Heh, thats reassuring!" she grinned and drank more of her beer
[20:08.05] <Sophie-Laptop> "Now now, like fuckin fruit babes come in all shapes, sizes, and flavors. Yeah? BUt ya damn hot. That ain't now lie." She said taking a sip. "But ya know, whatever." She shrugged. "That's just the way the world goes, yeah?"
[20:09.18] <VKMary> "Well, I mean, I like your tattoos. They're really cool. And you always dress looking pretty hot. You're also like, one of the only Neighponese pones i've ever met, so you're pretty exotic like that"
[20:13.34] <Sophie-Laptop> "I'm one of a kind. You're what... one' ten? Ya lucky to have me around. Hell ya lucky ya get to party with V, yeah? Hey, did I tell yuo i'm gonna get a new tatoo? Right on my leg? It's gonna be a chain a' V's. THere's only gonna be three though, and Ima each velkan girl i fucked, cause damn if it ain't an achievement!" SHe laughed.
[20:17.11] <VKMary> "Three? That doesn't even make sense. I mean you said there was Stephanie but the only gay Velkan is Rachna and she's not even in Elysium. You're making all that up"
[20:19.51] <Sophie-Laptop> "Well I fucked Stephanie. I fucked A, and I've got you in the sack basically already! I mean, it's only a matter a' time. I mean, i went to gradeschool. I learned to count to three." She tapped Mary's chest. "Come on babe."
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[20:22.34] <VKMary> she looked at Vals hoof as it tapped her and sipped on her beer "I still don't believe this 'A', there isn't anypony but Rachna and she aint around!"
[20:23.08] <Sophie-Laptop> "How don't ya? I mean, I got you, didn't I? YOu tellin me you got less will than ya gal pals!? Yeah right. Sorry to ruin ya fun, but I'm teetering on three."
[20:24.36] <VKMary> "Uhh, you're confusing me now..." she rubbed her mane and leant back, listening to the music for a while "Did I tell you I was seeing a new guy for a while not too long ago?"
[20:25.10] <Sophie-Laptop> "Prolly. He hot?"
[20:26.03] <VKMary> "Yeah he's this guy I met in that club when you vanished on me. Big strong earth pony type. Real fun, I even got him into the stuff I like" she grinned and raised an eyebrow a few times
[20:27.07] <Sophie-Laptop> "Yeah? Well, you'll gotta tip me off to the stuff you like." She leaned in, a particularly devilish glint in her brown eyes, "I mean, since i'm gonna fuck you better than 'e ever has."
[20:29.51] <VKMary> "Anal dude. That's my thing. I love it, but for some reason hardly any guys do? I mean, I thought they all did, but so many guys ive been with think its gross and won't do it. EVen took me a while to get this guy interested but now he loves it. Last time he even finished off in there. That's usually a pain to clean up, but its totally worth it. I doubt you can top that" she laughed
[20:34.04] <Sophie-Laptop> "Th... they all did what? Fuck 'eachother in the ass? Or dig anal? GIrl this place is just stuck up. I mean, i fuckin told ya this... How ya supposed to do anal when everypony and their mum has sticks so far up their asses they're basically unicorns? I mean damn girl. Ya right. Ya girl V ain't never gonna top that." She rolled her eyes.* "Ya such a pussy."
[20:35.41] <VKMary> "Well you don't have a dick, so how can you top that? That's the best part of like, sex" she shrugged and finished her beer "Wanna light up another one?"
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[20:39.47] <Sophie-Laptop> "I'm full a' surprises. Don't you worry baby. You won't be disappointed." She sighed, "Fuckin sweet celestia... yeah, i guess if you're gonna be a stick in the mud and not put out, I guess."
[20:41.13] <VKMary> she started rolling up a new joint while talking, it took her a while to get it right "Well, what are you into then? I mean something has gotta be your favourite thing ever too right?"
[20:44.58] <Sophie-Laptop> "Whatever, ya know? I've dug and done a lot of shit. I did most stuff, especially suckin' cock yeah? Gives me somethin to do, and i'm fuckin good at it. But the bee's knees? Lettin some guy cum right on my chest. I mean there's just somethin satisfyin about it. I dunno. I guess that's the best, but it's hard to choose. I'm like a girl in an icecream shop yeah? I like chocolate, but i really dig that rasberry mint and shit."
[20:46.59] <VKMary> "Huh really? I never tried that... whats that like? Must be like, warm..." she paused in thought and finished, lighting the joint up and taking a long drag. She sat back and exhaled, holding it out to Val
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[20:52.18] <Sophie-Laptop> "It ain't about the feeling, not really. I guess? I mean it's a pain in the ass to get out of the coat. But whatever." Val took the joint and sighed, "BUt what I really like is makin poniesopen their mind yeah? You don't even know. I mean, look." SHe took another drag and held it back. "When we met, you was all like. No V, i don't wanna smoke. I'm a little whiney girl with pigtails that don't dig doin  bad stuff cause it's bad! Pfft. Can't ya see the
[20:52.18] <Sophie-Laptop> good that comes from ya girl V's zen like wisdom? I'm ain't got no favorites cause like... i am poor becuase I am a river to my ponies"
[20:54.37] <VKMary> "A river? Is that a neighpon metaphor?" she looked confused and thought "That's right though... these new clubs, the smoking, that sugar, its all been good stuff that I never woulda tried otherwise. I mean yeah its kinda bending the law a bit, but nopony got hurt from it, we kept it private too..."
[20:55.55] <Sophie-Laptop> "It's a V metaphore. I get a lot of time to think this stuff up. Hell, when ya sister A was fuckin me in the ass all those times? I had a hell of a'lotta time to think. Pretty clever huh?" *She then laughed aloud, "Bending the law! Man fuck the law!"
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[21:03.25] <VKMary> she looked at Val and gestured for the joint back "So this... idea, like you and me, you're serious about it? I mean, I am a bit interested and curious. All this other stuff you've shown me has been good. But this is a big deal"
[21:07.21] <Sophie-Laptop> "It ain't a big deal for the reasons why you think it's a big deal. I promise girl, ya ain't gonna wanna go out and start fuckin tha griffin princess. Only me. I mean, it's like... ya go with V, bathe in 'er great and giving river, and ya won't ever settle for nothin less. Kinda, draws all the color outa mister one and done stallion i've heard. Whose to say?" She shrugged. "I'm a serious as can be baby. Don't you worry 'bout a thing. I gotcha."
[21:13.17] <VKMary> "Well that's what I mean. Like, i'm not a homosexual and I definitely don't want anypony thinking I am! I guess I just want some reassurance that this would only be like, something for fun, like between us you know? And only us. I can't let anypony know I was even interested in this idea, not even Ren, especially not Ren!"
[21:14.21] <Sophie-Laptop> "Course. If you think i'm gonna wanna start going out with you? Then look somewhere else. Trust me babe, my lips are ssealed. I know my limits girl. It's you whose gonna prolly gonna end up screamin it to the world." She knocked the wall behind them with her hoof. "Hope these walls are thick."
[21:17.46] <VKMary> she just took the joint and smoked in deeply, eyeing over Val "So like, how does it work even? What do I have to do?"
[21:22.34] <Sophie-Laptop> "WHatever you wanna do. Its a fuckin journey yeah?  Man, if they had some Life+ stuff where you do that shit! that'd be fuckin awesome! Uhh... but, yeah no. Think a' it like that.Look, girl, ya won't even have to look at me. Ya can just spread ya legs, and enjoy. But who knows, ya might wanna try it on for size when happens. Trust me, its as a easy as 1 2 3. yeah? I mean, what do you think happens?"
[21:26.46] <VKMary> she took another long drag "Well I kinda figured itd just be oral and foreplay stuff. I mean, I kinda wanna try it myself you know? But I dunno what to expect. I've never even looked at mares like that before. I guess i'd feel pretty awkward about it"
[21:28.44] <Sophie-Laptop> "Pfft. That'll ease up quick. You'll see. There's lotsa depth to it. Ya know? I mean, fuck, you got a horn dont you?" She grinned, "I know you stupid gifted unicorn whatevers don't think a' it that way... but there's a lotta stuff you can do with just that huh?"
[21:33.45] <Sophie-Laptop> "Dammit! Give me that." She said, and snatched at the Joint.*
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[21:39.57] <Sophie-Laptop> (no rush. I'm arguing over popcorn)
[21:43.04] <VKMary> "Huh?" she tapped her inert horn in wonder while Val too the joint, it took her a few moments to notice. She stared at Val and looked her over ands uddenly said "Take your clothes off"
[21:44.59] <Sophie-Laptop> "Damn girl. Hey, whatever you say." SHe said with a stupid grin, then shrugged and stood up. "All of it?" She asked as she began to undo the strings of her corsette. It, and her skirt dropped tot he floor. Leaving her standing there, mostly undressed, then she began to struggle with her boots one at a time.*
[21:47.49] <VKMary> "Yeah. All of it" she said watching Val undress, sitting back in the corner of the couch and looking through the misty haze "I want to get used to seeing your body until it doesnt feel weird anymore, until its like... natural"
[21:50.22] <Sophie-Laptop> "Hey babe, I don't need to know why you wanna see me naked. It's totally natural." She said, and flung her boots off. She finished stripping and flung her underwear so that it joined the growing pile of clothes on the floor. She smirked, looking back at her own body and spreading her pierced wings as if they were on display. "Like whatcha see? It's the full package yo. No surprises here."
[21:51.55] <VKMary> she eyed her and looked her over carefully, the dragon tattoo especially had her attention and it was quite obvious "Ok. That thing i'll never get tired of looking at. Its badass to the 11th degree man!"
[21:53.39] <Sophie-Laptop> "Ain't it? It's a fuckin work a' art it. Real good artist did it. I got it just so ponies back there got somethin to look at. I dig tatoos, they're fuckin badass! I got another one down there." SHe said, patting her lower stomach. "You should totally get one too."
[21:55.56] <VKMary> "Yeah? Come sit down and show it to me" she rubbed her chin "You think? What could I get?"
[21:59.17] <Sophie-Laptop> "Hey sure thing." She said and made her way back down to the couch to sit back and spread her legs. A flower, twisting and intricate, like that dragon on her back was inked onto her lower stomach, it's twisting leafy vine ran down her right thigh. The mounds of her own breasts were subtle, a silver piercing in each nipple drew the eyes naturally towards them. "Same guy did it. Good work, eh?"
[22:07.39] <VKMary> she looked down, paying close and obvious attention to the features. She used her hind leg to push Val's further away to make her spread a little more. She had the eyes of genuine curiousity  "Yeah, looks real cool actually. Heh. I like it. What about those piercings?"
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[22:15.14] <sophie-phone> She did not resist. To the question she hummed, and with a hoof she brushed over one of the teats as if to emphasize it as the focus of her words. "What about em? Theure cool as hellaint they? you could get some. Yeah? Gotta admit, theyre pretty sexy eh? And i dunnp what you could get. Watcha like? Dont get no words or nothin, words and numbers? Thats just stupid shit. Get something thats  you. That you know. Ya know?
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[22:23.39] <VKMary> she looked them over intently, leaning over a bit, her eyes also looked lower to her vag for quite some time but she tried to keep that subtle. Not very well. She then leant back and looked at her own chest "Huh, wait did we have a drunk chat about this before? I remember some idea about getting stuff to do with this scar... or am I dreaming that?"
[22:25.46] <Sophie-Laptop> "Huh? With what scar? Oh... uh..." SHe scratched her head, "I.. i don't know? I think i remember telling somepony, probably you, to get like some stitches up it. I think that'd be fuckinbadass! I mean... ya know, it's kinda like a tatoo already. Says a lot about you! Unique, kinda to you!" She placed a hoof down between her legs, as she spoke, as if to hide herself from Mary's gawking. "Ya gonna make me blush girl. That ain't a good look on me."
[22:28.26] <VKMary> when Val's hoof moved down she looked away and made eye contact instead "Stitches? No way I would've remember that, that's a cool idea! Like, you could unzip me and see my insides? Like metaphorically and physically! See who I really am and stuff like that? Thats really well thought out!"
[22:29.25] <Sophie-Laptop> *She blinked, "that's fuckin morbid girl. You go ahead and do that, but don't bring that up ya know... when ya with some stallion? He might think that's just a little off yeah? But hey, i dig it. It's deep as fuck!"
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[22:33.53] <VKMary> "Yeah I love it. I think i'm gonna do that. Thanks, that's a great idea" she grinned and reached for the joint back
[22:35.44] <Sophie-Laptop> "Aint it?" She said, passing the joint. She pulled her hoof away and just put her hooves up behind her head. "Get it done by that guy you're going on a date with. 'ell do it for free i bet. Since ya know, he wants to get into your pants. So... see? This ain't so scary. Ya forward thinkin already! Looks like V ruined ya. Don't goin tellin ya ma'am an dad that i'm spoilin the whole bushel, now okay?"
[22:42.11] <VKMary> she took the joint and sat closer to Val while doing so, it made one of her hind legs get close to her back "Yeah this is surprisingly cozy, like, it doesnt feel that weird at all you know?" she took  a long drag "Oh? So he's a tatooist too? That's awesome!"
[22:43.31] <Sophie-Laptop> "Yeah. 'es the one who did my stuff." She said bobbing her head. "Funny eh? How that works out? It ain't just that union stuff, i bet. I'm just a cool girl to be around."
[22:44.38] <VKMary> "That's true I guess. The union really helped though. I'd never done anything like that before, now I feel kinda close to you, in like a... primal sense I think. Like, we have a connection. A sexual connection!" she said which made little sense
[22:45.39] <Sophie-Laptop> "Yeah..." *she said slowly, as if... biding time for a thought. "That was a good fun night. I dug that. I wonder if there's any other cool potions like that..." She shrugs, "Who knows. Bet blueballs or whatever his name was knows. Swore that fucker was a mare..." She shook her head, "It was weird."
[22:49.37] <VKMary> "Blue Chase you mean? So did I. He is really cool. I've seen him a few times there, knows more about sex than anypony i've ever met, he's like some sort of guru. I could ask him for a potion like that, i'm sure he'll give me one since i'm like a Velkan and all that" she laughed "I still use that potion I bought there, the one that makes the pussy taste like blueberry? That one. The guys love it!"
[22:51.42] <Sophie-Laptop> "I'm sure they do." She said with a chuckle. "Wait, you still go there? Dman girl. I never even been there since! Pfft. Guru or something. I'm the guru! Didn't you hear my wisdom? I am  poor blah blah blah river? Pasta's straight until it gets wet? Sorta shit? I'm like, the Sorcerer king of this shit. I got my crazy spells and magic touch. I'm just awesome.""
[22:55.08] <VKMary> she started laughing and took another long drag on the joint which was shrinking alot by now "Maybe you and him would get along great!" she looked at her and her smile fell to become a bit more serious "What does pussy taste like normally anyway?"
[22:57.19] <Sophie-Laptop> "Fuckin... skin? Salt? Sour? How am I suppose to answer that? They're all different. It ain't like dicks, those are all the same." She scoffed, "Yeah we already know we'd get along great.  You was there remember? He dug on me way more than you."
[22:58.08] <VKMary> "Huh? How did he dig on you more than me? He thought I was great!"
[22:58.29] <Sophie-Laptop> "Greats a step down from V, mary. Sorry. That's just the hard and real truth i'm givin."
[22:59.28] <VKMary> "Tch, whatever. I'm a Velkan man, that has a V in it!"
[23:00.07] <Sophie-Laptop> "I know, that's why when i'm done with you, you're gonna be a little mark on my foreleg, yeah? They won't call me Velkan Val for nothin!"
[23:00.35] <Sophie-Laptop> "Or Valkin? Or Val The V slayer... Hm..."
[23:05.37] <VKMary> "Get outta here" she shoved Val lightly and took another long drag "I thought you were serious about it"
[23:07.05] <Sophie-Laptop> "I am serious! I told you. I ain't ever lyin girl. Ever." She sighed, and grabbed for her baggy. "I'm taking this with me. Aight? I should prolly bail, let ya get all worked up and worried thinkin 'bout how gay ya gonna become. I'll toss my buds address on a note or somethin... remember, you just gotta go on one date. Afterwards you can tell him to fuck off or wahtever, yeah?"
[23:14.57] <VKMary> she sat back when Val got up, sitting inthe middle of the sofa with her hind legs wide and her forelegs draped behind it looking like she owned the whole room "Ok fine i'll go on this one date, but I dunno why I wouldn't like a rad tattoo artist who's a big Velkan fanboy? He sounds kinda cool!" she grinned
[23:15.40] <Sophie-Laptop> "Yeah, totally cool. Mind if i use your shower? Mines clogged with cat hair and i ain't got time to call a plumber yet. That's uhh... the main reason i came over actually."
[23:17.21] <VKMary> "Sure, i'll take one with you" she joked and laughed "You didn't come over to see me? I'm cool"
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