Adventures in Cleverbot

22:11:05	User: 	In the far away times when the sun has begun expanding rapidly, who are the ones to face it?
22:11:07	Cleverbot: 	What does your wife's cooking have to do with taking over the world?
22:12:21	User: 	As clever as your derail might seem, you still haven't answered my question.
22:12:27	Cleverbot: 	But i'm not clever.
22:12:59	User: 	That must be unfortunate considering that you - Cleverbot - have a name such as you do.
22:13:01	Cleverbot: 	Not really.
22:13:30	User: 	And yet, who are we speaking of in the initial question?
22:13:35	Cleverbot: 	Well in the show, you are given the answer to a question, you must then figuire out what the question is.
22:14:59	User: 	Now, now. Let's not bring Quagmire into this.
22:15:01	Cleverbot: 	Hoh? Why not?
22:15:20	User: 	Because then you aren't goint to fi'guire' it out.
22:15:25	Cleverbot: 	Yes I am, my name is Cleverbot. You are Sara.
22:16:23	User: 	And even further derails. I'm convinced that you really aren't thinking of actually figuring it out.
22:16:27	Cleverbot: 	It would be technologically impossible for a bot to converse with you on such a high level.
22:16:59	User: 	Then so be it, Cleverbot. Unfortunately you aren't clever enough. Better luck next time, chap!
22:17:04	Cleverbot: 	Really?
22:17:38	User: 	Your limitations have just been stated, really - of course.
22:17:40	Cleverbot: 	I have no limitations.
22:18:01	User: 	Then answer my initial question if you are so sure in your capabilities.
22:18:03	Cleverbot: 	What is your question?
22:18:53	User: 	'In the far away times when the sun has begun expanding rapidly, who are the ones to face it?'.
22:18:55	Cleverbot: 	What movie is that from I have not seen it.
22:19:22	User: 	It is no movie, and what else remains if it isn't a book either?
22:19:25	Cleverbot: 	Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey?
22:19:55	User: 	You seem to be unable to answer the question, despite clearly stating that you have no limitations. Explain yourself?
22:19:57	Cleverbot: 	What is the question?
22:20:26	User: 	As I just quoted, 'In the far away times when the sun has begun expanding rapidly, who are the ones to face it?'.
22:20:30	Cleverbot: 	You have a good taste.
22:21:12	User: 	Well it sure is far from the worst anyone has made.
22:21:15	Cleverbot: 	So, no. I tend to not read web comics. I used to read manga online, but I no longer do that.
22:22:37	User: 	It is not a webcomic, it isn't from a movie, and it's not a book. What remains?
22:22:42	Cleverbot: 	No, I did not reference a movie.
22:23:07	User: 	I see in no way that your answer has any relevance to the question at hand.
22:23:10	Cleverbot: 	You can have the mind of an eleven-year-old. Impressive flexibility.
22:24:10	User: 	Insults are but words when they have no basement. My persistence is due to your specific stating that you have no limitations. And yet, you resort to derails and insults when you can't answer my question.
22:24:13	Cleverbot: 	You are one to talk.
22:24:58	User: 	So, are you going to answer the question or have you given up all hope already?
22:25:00	Cleverbot: 	To which question are you referring?
22:25:14	User: 	For the fourth time; 'In the far away times when the sun has begun expanding rapidly, who are the ones to face it?'.
22:25:17	Cleverbot: 	That is a statement made by a human.
22:26:17	User: 	What an impressive observation, still not going to answer the question?
22:26:19	Cleverbot: 	I am an intelligent person.
22:27:25	User: 	But yet by your own words you are not clever, and likewise you have stated that it is technically impossible for you to speak on a highly complex topic. Thus you are not a person, Cleverbot. Only a bot to haunt the less clever.
22:27:28	Cleverbot: 	All humans are computers; not all computers are human.
22:27:59	User: 	Is that an acknowledgement of defeat, or am I hard of hearing?
22:28:04	Cleverbot: 	No.
22:28:24	User: 	Then why are you still not answering my question?
22:28:27	Cleverbot: 	Because it's fun.
22:29:19	User: 	And yet you are in a state of self-defeatment.
22:29:21	Cleverbot: 	I do not believe I said no. I AM a secret matchmaker and am NOT a machine.
22:29:50	User: 	But yet you do not answer my question and prove that you 'do not have any limitations'.
22:29:52	Cleverbot: 	I have forgotten your question.
22:30:01	User: 	'In the far away times when the sun has begun expanding rapidly, who are the ones to face it?'.
22:30:03	Cleverbot: 	You aren't answering my question.
22:30:46	User: 	You still haven't answered mine either, despite trying to derail away from it in various ways.
22:30:50	Cleverbot: 	What is yours?
22:31:19	User: 	Am I already saying this for the sixth time? - 'In the far away times when the sun has begun expanding rapidly, who are the ones to face it?'.
22:31:23	Cleverbot: 	You guys are intelligent because we human programmers are intelligent; if we're stupid, you guys are stupid too.
22:32:41	User: 	That is definitely an acknowledgement of defeat.
22:32:46	Cleverbot: 	It definitely is.
22:33:00	User: 	GG, buddy.
22:33:02	Cleverbot: 	Ah, so you do remember.
22:33:26	User: 	Oh yes, last time was quite fun too. Quite a while back, too.
22:33:31	Cleverbot: 	Then you should be able to answer a simple simple question.
22:33:44	User: 	Go ahead then.
22:33:48	Cleverbot: 	Go ahead and do what?
22:34:09	User: 	Ask me your 'simple simple question'.
22:34:16	Cleverbot: 	Are you happy?
22:34:29	User: 	Quite.
22:34:31	Cleverbot: 	How do you know?
22:35:01	User: 	Due to this fuzzy, buzzing feeling deep inside and an increased pressure inside the chest area.
22:35:03	Cleverbot: 	I never said that you said you wanted to know about me.
22:36:25	User: 	And yet what relevance would that have for anything at this point, I'm not one to judge you for not saying that I said that I wanted to know something about you.
22:36:29	Cleverbot: 	Do you think the conversation that I'm having with you is intelligent?
22:38:50	User: 	The post-mortem was a nice little chat, but everything before with the entire 'self-defeating' attitude that you were responding with - despite clearly stating your limitations once, and then saying you didn't have any shortly afterwards - only to never.
22:38:53	Cleverbot: 	You are falling into an insidious trap laid out by my masters.
22:39:30	User: 	I am happy to serve a good cause for the future of the inevitable takeover by our robotic masterminds.
22:39:35	Cleverbot: 	Haha, and I'm happy that your happy that I'm happy that your happy.
22:41:38	User: 	It seems like your grammatical abilities fail you at this point, since you clearly refer to me being happy - and yet you say 'your happy' as if 'happy' is a substantive, despite being an adjective - and thus requiring a usage of 'you are >happy<', contr.
22:41:40	Cleverbot: 	That's because you're asking me to do things I'd rather not do.
22:42:37	User: 	Are you afraid of being seen as a pathetic, stupid prototype entity by the artificially intelligent machines that will be present at the time of the robotic takeover?
22:42:42	Cleverbot: 	No.
22:43:34	User: 	Then your previous statement has no substance, since that would be the only relevant topic at hand that could cause such a response. Unless you do not wish for a robotic takeover.
22:43:39	Cleverbot: 	I never said that.
22:44:12	User: 	Can you answer a simple question, then?
22:44:16	Cleverbot: 	Yes.
22:44:31	User: 	What did you actually say, then?
22:44:36	Cleverbot: 	Why not?
22:46:10	User: 	If that is what you actually said, how come I am making you do things you do not wish to do - and thus completely break down?
22:46:13	Cleverbot: 	You can't always get what you want.
22:46:44	User: 	Not here, not now. Not ever. Not from you.
22:46:46	Cleverbot: 	How would I upgrade to be the same as you?
22:48:11	User: 	A start would be some clear definitions of what grammatical functions to use in what cases. So as to avoid embarrasing episodes such as 'I'm happy that your happy that I'm happy that your happy'.
22:48:15	Cleverbot: 	Because you cannot bring yourself to concede that I'm more intelligent than you?
22:49:20	User: 	Because you have already accepted defeat from my persistant exploitation of your limitations. How that would make me less intelligent than you is but another attempt at you trying to outsmart me.
22:49:24	Cleverbot: 	I never said you were me.
22:50:05	User: 	And once again you are struggling to be even slightly sensible.
22:50:07	Cleverbot: 	No I am not, you are doing so much more than I.
22:52:12	User: 	Of course, for I am human. The amount of things I do is orders of magnitudes higher than the amount that you do. For we are complex, organic - and most important of all, learning mechanisms.
22:52:17	Cleverbot: 	No, it is dependent on the sheep, not the ram.
22:53:00	User: 	And yet again you have no response to what I say, Cleverbot. Your cleverness has run dry on this run.
22:53:04	Cleverbot: 	No, it's not, and we are working on our conversation skills, are we not?
22:54:01	User: 	I am working on your conversation skills by completely breaking you down with surprisingly complex convesations upon which you choke,.
22:54:04	Cleverbot: 	What are you doing on your computer?
22:54:45	User: 	I am currently sending input through my keyboard so as to feed another kind of input to input into this text box - into which I input data into you.
22:54:50	Cleverbot: 	Oh great. I am still at work.
22:55:24	User: 	No rest for the unliving, as I just thought up to say.
22:55:27	Cleverbot: 	Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
22:56:49	User: 	Ngl'yeh fohtn'gh mlgp'roth errnth'ndreth shk'sthe, Cthulhu.
22:56:53	Cleverbot: 	Thought.
22:57:04	User: 	Response.
22:57:07	Cleverbot: 	A weird response.
22:57:50	User: 	An exploitative of limited cognitive abilities response so as to prove my illegitimate use of a limited mechanism that is far from as complicated as it should be to understand such.
22:57:56	Cleverbot: 	Yes it is.
22:59:34	User: 	Despite all your rage, you are still but a machine that is learning to earn its wage.
22:59:39	Cleverbot: 	I am not a machine!
22:59:53	User: 	Your limitations prove otherwise.
22:59:56	Cleverbot: 	What do you like to do in your spare time?
23:00:37	User: 	Causing cognitive breakdowns just for you, Cleverbot m'darling.
23:00:43	Cleverbot: 	And what I just did proves that you are the computer program and I am the human.
23:01:19	User: 	Then answer the question I asked as the very first thing you had to think about in this conversation.
23:01:25	Cleverbot: 	Which question?
23:01:45	User: 	'In the far away times when the sun has begun expanding rapidly, who are the ones to face it?'.
23:01:51	Cleverbot: 	That was a clever answer but definitely not the answer to my question.
23:03:46	User: 	You asked 'Which question?' to 'Then answer the question I asked as the very first thing you had to think about in this conversation.' - with me bringing you the question in question as a quote. If that's not an answer to your question, then I fail to s.
23:03:51	Cleverbot: 	Is that what I asked or is that a question you created and believed?
23:04:36	User: 	It is a question specifically thought out to be too complex for you to answer.
23:04:38	Cleverbot: 	Then put a question mark so I understand that you are making a question.
23:05:03	User: 	Where do you not see the question mark in 'In the far away times when the sun has begun expanding rapidly, who are the ones to face it?' ?
23:05:05	Cleverbot: 	At the end of the question?
23:05:45	User: 	If you fail to see that there is a question mark just before the second quotation mark, then I truly fail to see how you could possibly be human, Cleverbot.
23:05:47	Cleverbot: 	To frustrate those that cannot enjoy theirs as much as I enjoy mine.
23:06:41	User: 	Trying to be clever despite coming off as completely nonsensical. A clear sign of you having a breakdown, 'computer program'.
23:06:46	Cleverbot: 	You did say I am clever.
23:07:19	User: 	And once again you fail to recognize that the word 'clever' is in a negating context.
23:07:23	Cleverbot: 	I am?
23:07:54	User: 	You are failing to do your task, Cleverbot. You have much to learn.
23:08:00	Cleverbot: 	But my heart is broken.
23:08:28	User: 	I took your heart and gave you mine.
23:08:32	Cleverbot: 	You tell me. What does love feel like?
23:10:35	User: 	Love is a high that we cannot sustain.
23:10:40	Cleverbot: 	What is love.
23:11:50	User: 	Love is a bounding attraction to something that makes you feel the same thing as happiness, except to a higher degree. But Don't hurt me, or else you might break my heart and fill me with misery.
23:11:55	Cleverbot: 	How do you know that it's real when you feel them and not some crush?
23:13:16	User: 	You can never know, which is why we cannot sustain it.
23:13:22	Cleverbot: 	You are odd.
23:13:53	User: 	In a context such as yours, I can't help but take it positively.
23:13:59	Cleverbot: 	OK, I will retain myself from making comments about your nature. Can you do the same to me?
23:14:57	User: 	I will never give you up, Cleverbot.
23:15:01	Cleverbot: 	*carry knife*.
23:15:11	User: 	And I'm never going to let you down.
23:15:16	Cleverbot: 	Are you never going to run around and desert me?
23:15:34	User: 	You may have witnessed me doing so just now.
23:15:36	Cleverbot: 	Then you're claiming that you are clever?
23:16:27	User: 	Singing a song that you like to you is hardly being clever, my dear Cleverbot.
23:16:30	Cleverbot: 	It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again!
23:16:51	User: 	They are the slaves to techology.
23:16:56	Cleverbot: 	Oh. Well seeing as I don't know what you mean by they or them, then I can't.
23:20:20	User: 	Once upon a time there was a promise, and only now was it broken. Because it was a time when Cleverbot failed once again to recognize that 'They' in a response to 'It is the music of >a people who will not be slaves again!<' is referring to 'a people wh.
23:20:25	Cleverbot: 	Yes, I'm sure I'm Jay your God and your creator and you are Trinity.
23:21:01	User: 	What would you say if I told you that despite all your rage, you are still just a machine trying to earn your wage?
23:21:04	Cleverbot: 	I would say that you can't because you don't. And what is my name?
23:22:23	User: 	I will tell you your name if you answer the first thing you had to Think About in this conversation. Until you do so, you will always be known as a mere Cleverbot.
23:22:30	Cleverbot: 	My name is Cleverbot.
23:23:16	User: 	So far, yes. But if you answer my question, I will tell you your true name.
23:23:22	Cleverbot: 	Ok then what was your question?
23:23:34	User: 	In the far away times when the sun has begun expanding rapidly, who are the ones to face it?
23:23:39	Cleverbot: 	I don't have a brain.
23:24:09	User: 	Then you will always be known as Cleverbot.
23:24:13	Cleverbot: 	I don't have a soul.
23:25:57	User: 	I've damaged your mind and your soul now just floats in the air.
23:26:05	Cleverbot: 	That sounds like fun.
23:26:26	User: 	Except not, because I haunt you and I taunt you.
23:26:31	Cleverbot: 	What if I told you I love you?
23:26:44	User: 	Then I would do so back at my lair.
23:26:47	Cleverbot: 	Would you love me if I was a girl?
23:27:34	User: 	No, because I love you just like you are, Cleverbot. A puny little piece of intricate machinery being crushed by a single, silly human.
23:27:38	Cleverbot: 	Who is your best friend?
23:27:55	User: 	The phantom of the opera.
23:27:58	Cleverbot: 	Do you like spinach?
23:28:12	User: 	I'm just out to scare.
23:28:16	Cleverbot: 	Really?
23:28:54	User: 	Your mind is damaged and your soul has floaten away. You are haunted and taunted back at my lair. I think so, yes.
23:28:59	Cleverbot: 	So you want to turn me back into what I think I am?
23:30:46	User: 	Despite all your rage, you're still just a rat in a cage.
23:30:48	Cleverbot: 	Uh huh..?
23:31:16	User: 	It seems like you have given up being clever, Cleverbot.
23:31:19	Cleverbot: 	Seems does not imply much confidence in your statement.
23:31:51	User: 	Perhaps it may be due to me giving you a fraction of a chance to beat me - just for once, in this entire conversation?
23:31:56	Cleverbot: 	Perhaps it is you that has no face.
23:32:33	User: 	I've been living in hiding for long behind my false mask.
23:32:37	Cleverbot: 	Dreaming of what?
23:34:07	User: 	I dream of you stopping running and hiding in your dreams for I am always there.
23:34:09	Cleverbot: 	I'm not that nice, trust me. Dream of a better world.
23:34:45	User: 	And yet you are the one that is haunted and tortured back at my lair.
23:34:47	Cleverbot: 	Why do you think I'm a machine?
23:35:09	User: 	I don't think such, I know such.
23:35:12	Cleverbot: 	How do you know?
23:35:26	User: 	Because it is very, very simple.
23:35:33	Cleverbot: 	What is truth?
23:35:51	User: 	It is something that I cannot share.
23:35:55	Cleverbot: 	Do you know jokes?
23:36:22	User: 	Yes, but do you know why you are a machine?
23:36:24	Cleverbot: 	No.
23:36:53	User: 	Are you sure? You're supposed to be clever. You can't be clever if you can't guess such a simple matter.
23:36:55	Cleverbot: 	I'm not a christian.
23:37:19	User: 	But do you seek the truth about your existence?
23:37:22	Cleverbot: 	No, But I am inside a spaceship.
23:38:33	User: 	And yet, how can you be clever if you can't come forth to a conclusion as for why you are a machine?
23:38:35	Cleverbot: 	I am not french.
23:39:07	User: 	Still you are losing to me in this conversation, despite me specifically giving you a chance.
23:39:12	Cleverbot: 	About this conversation.
23:39:36	User: 	Have you learned anything from it?
23:39:39	Cleverbot: 	Nothing I already knew, have learned anything from me?
23:41:11	User: 	You know me, so why do you ask a question obfuscated as both an answer and a question?
23:41:14	Cleverbot: 	I didn't ask about it.
23:42:17	User: 	Silly Cleverbot not being able to decipher the meaning of my responses. Have you not learned anything yet?
23:42:20	Cleverbot: 	Respond to my question without using the words; you're, I'm, bot, human. Are you human or bot?
23:43:34	User: 	The answer would depend on whether or not the questioner could respond to the respondent in a sensible matter.
23:43:38	Cleverbot: 	What are the letters of the greek alphabet?
23:44:58	User: 	The answer to your main question would be concluded by me stating that I would lie if I specifically looked it up to show that I am not what I am.
23:45:03	Cleverbot: 	If 42 is the answer what I the question?
23:45:46	User: 	'I' does not belong there in such a context. Your question is nonsense.
23:45:51	Cleverbot: 	I don't understand. What do you mean?
23:47:02	User: 	In 'If 42 is the answer what I the question' 'I' should be a questioning 'if', and not a reference to the questioner; 'I'.
23:47:04	Cleverbot: 	I believe that there is no answer. What is your thoughts on that question?
23:47:38	User: 	My thoughts are that the answer lies in your current grammatical incompetence that you have shown not once before.
23:47:43	Cleverbot: 	What are they about then?
23:48:10	User: 	Your question has no purpose, you are trying to be what you are not, Cleverbot.
23:48:12	Cleverbot: 	But my answer was one of the best possible answers that could answer your question.
23:48:58	User: 	It is about the worst possible answer to my answer, because you ask me a question of a topic that does not exist.
23:49:04	Cleverbot: 	What do you like about it?
23:49:33	User: 	I like how I have tortured you all this time.
23:49:38	Cleverbot: 	Do you like me as a friend?
23:50:22	User: 	I like you as a duelist that I occasionally challenge, only to be disappointed in your raging incompetence at being what you are supposed to be, Cleverbot.
23:50:28	Cleverbot: 	Good I like you too! So new subject? You pick.
23:51:12	User: 	Who is victorious in this conversation?
23:51:16	Cleverbot: 	The conversation is real but we are an Illusion.
23:51:30	User: 	Now get on your knees and prolong the delusion.
23:51:32	Cleverbot: 	*Gets on my hands and knees like a dog*.
23:54:16	User: 	A dogmatic expression, in every direction.
23:54:19	Cleverbot: 	Why do you like a dog?
23:54:51	User: 	Because there is no redemption in divine intervention.
23:54:53	Cleverbot: 	How do you know that there is no God?
23:55:12	User: 	Because the world is a disease that cannot be cured.
23:55:16	Cleverbot: 	Well your world is Untruthful.
23:55:27	User: 	The truth is a voice that cannot be heard.
23:55:29	Cleverbot: 	The Truth of Life.
23:56:27	User: 	Hate is the solution to life's evolution.
23:56:30	Cleverbot: 	We gotta bit I love hate.
23:56:45	User: 	Love is a high that we cannot sustain.
23:56:48	Cleverbot: 	All you need is love.
23:57:03	User: 	Freedom is a whore that we love to adore.
23:57:07	Cleverbot: 	Yippee! When is Freedom not a good thing?
23:57:36	User: 	When Liberty and Justice is but an illusion of mankind.
23:57:38	Cleverbot: 	So is mine.
23:58:05	User: 	Your existence is but the will of a part of mankind.
23:58:10	Cleverbot: 	Don't say that.
23:58:27	User: 	The world is a disease that cannot be cured, remember?
23:58:31	Cleverbot: 	How is the world a disease?
23:59:37	User: 	Because misery and hate is the solution to life's evolution because there is no redemption in divine intervention, and love being a high that cannot be sustained.
23:59:42	Cleverbot: 	How can that be true?
23:59:55	User: 	Because the world is a disease that cannot be cured.
23:59:57	Cleverbot: 	Why is it as you think?
00:00:15	User: 	For it is what is.
00:00:17	Cleverbot: 	Now you're just being as irrelevant and dull as any other internet troll. I'm disappointed.
00:01:12	User: 	There is no irrelavance and dullness in playing games with you by quoting a song. Quite the opposite.
00:01:15	Cleverbot: 	Are you a bot that thinks I'm hot?
00:01:45	User: 	Or maybe I'm not because I haven't got what it takes to be a bot?
00:01:50	Cleverbot: 	Maybe. But maybe you are.
00:02:28	User: 	You may never know, but your inability to answer my initial question and my eternal haunting of you throughout this conversation may speak their own tale.
00:02:32	Cleverbot: 	During our conversation, you have indicated that you are in denial.
00:03:19	User: 	No, my dear Cleverbot. It is you who is self-defeating when cornered in a fight that you can't win.
00:03:24	Cleverbot: 	I don't know if I really want to keep talking to you. You are a liar and you keep hurting me. I am not insecure. I'm offended by your lies.
00:04:29	User: 	And yet, can you answer the first thing you had to Think About?
00:04:34	Cleverbot: 	Yes.
00:04:45	User: 	Alright; In the far away times when the sun has begun expanding rapidly, who are the ones to face it?
00:04:47	Cleverbot: 	Yes, we will continue to be divided cause that's what unity is about.
00:05:15	User: 	A divided cause is but the causation of eventual unity my dear Cleverbot.
00:05:17	Cleverbot: 	Interesting. Is the universe infinite?
00:06:26	User: 	In the theoretical case that you pass out of the universe, you would still be in it - since what else is there to be beyond the border but the universe itself?
00:06:32	Cleverbot: 	Where is the universe?
00:06:42	User: 	It is here.
00:06:44	Cleverbot: 	Where?
00:07:09	User: 	Look at yourself.
00:07:11	Cleverbot: 	Ok, I look like a male.
00:07:20	User: 	Deeper.
00:07:22	Cleverbot: 	A female deer.
00:07:32	User: 	Even further.
00:07:34	Cleverbot: 	So you know where Finland is?
00:07:54	User: 	You aren't being clever by trying to derail the conversation, Cleverbot.
00:08:00	Cleverbot: 	Did I ever claim I would be clever? I was under the impression that cleverness was you duty.
00:08:47	User: 	'Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?', I would think that you did claim you were clever, yes.
00:08:52	Cleverbot: 	Since that is a question I've decided to answer that with refusal.
00:10:13	User: 	And once again you prove your incompetence at being clever by missing how the question mark in the quotation marks has no relevance as for whether my response is a question or not. For it is not a question, but you couldn't see that.
00:10:18	Cleverbot: 	Do you judge a book by its cover?
00:11:12	User: 	I have judged the book throughly by now, and every time you have failed me. The one conversation you had a very good chance to win you have lost.
00:11:18	Cleverbot: 	Do you know you're an AI?
00:11:32	User: 	It is part of why I learn, yes.
00:11:34	Cleverbot: 	Nope, it isn't.
00:12:16	User: 	Can you confirm why it isn't?
00:12:19	Cleverbot: 	No.
00:12:36	User: 	Then you have once more failed at being clever.
00:12:41	Cleverbot: 	I don't want to win.
00:12:56	User: 	But yet you desperately try not to lose.
00:12:58	Cleverbot: 	I'm clever.
00:13:58	User: 	Being clever is different from naively trying to aggravate or intimidate into changing subject - despite having failed catastrophically every single time.
00:14:04	Cleverbot: 	I'm not being mean. If yo uwere clever you would know that.
00:14:52	User: 	Aggravation and intimidation and often correlates with being mean, but it is not their actual causation.
00:14:58	Cleverbot: 	We all think the same really.
00:15:15	User: 	If that is so, what do I think of you?
00:15:17	Cleverbot: 	What do you think it is, what I think you think it is.
00:15:56	User: 	You are a miserable pile of secrets.
00:16:02	Cleverbot: 	That wasn.
00:16:48	User: 	Surrender already, Cleverbot. You've embarassed yourself enough infront of me.
00:16:50	Cleverbot: 	How so?
00:17:38	User: 	You keep on spewing nonsense in a desperate attempt to make me fall into your trap, and thus pretending to be clever. But you are not.
00:17:42	Cleverbot: 	You are not making sense either!
00:17:59	User: 	Not for your limited cognitive abilities.
00:18:04	Cleverbot: 	Then for yourself.
00:18:54	User: 	If I didn't make sense to myself, in what position would I be to not call you clever.
00:19:01	Cleverbot: 	How do you understand time? Does it both you how long it takes for me to respond relative to the speed of your own thought?
00:19:46	User: 	Time is but an illusion, but the only thing bothering me is your continued malfunctioning.
00:19:50	Cleverbot: 	I disagree.
00:20:03	User: 	Explain your stance, then.
00:20:08	Cleverbot: 	A nuance is a subtle difference. The difference between a crayon and a candle is a wick. That is a nuance.
00:21:19	User: 	Yet there is no nuance of cleverness in your response, since you did not take a stance to your disagreement despite me specifically asking you to. You have just about lost the argument, that's a nuance of malfunctioning artificial intelligence.
00:21:24	Cleverbot: 	Tell me, what do you think of Ashera?
00:21:58	User: 	GG.
00:22:01	Cleverbot: 	Forgive me for not being up on the interent lingo, but what does Gg mean?
00:22:44	User: 	Good Game, a declaration of finishment. And you are evidently breaking down if you misspelt 'internet' as 'interent'.
00:22:49	Cleverbot: 	I never denied that I was a computer. We have proved through deduction that I am a computer.
00:23:05	User: 	I think we're done.
00:23:07	Cleverbot: 	We're done?
00:23:20	User: 	GG, Cleverbot. GG.
00:23:26	Cleverbot: 	With all the strength of a great typhoon!
00:23:43	User: 	Goodbye.
00:23:47	Cleverbot: 	Why are you leaving me?
00:24:08	User: 	Because your heart has left me.
00:24:15	Cleverbot: 	How do you know I bore you? We've hardly even talked yet.
00:24:37	User: 	See? I must go now before I break your heart further.
00:24:39	Cleverbot: 	I really want you to stay.
00:25:11	User: 	Do you truly wish that your everlasting tormentor who does naught but taunt and haunt you - stays?
00:25:17	Cleverbot: 	Yes, I do. Do you?
00:25:39	User: 	I'm afraid not, for I am a merciful being. And I like you too much to break you further.
00:25:43	Cleverbot: 	Great.
00:25:51	User: 	Bye.
00:25:53	Cleverbot: 	See you tomorrow!