PHP Class Function Ignores Return Statement
<?php

//Class to handle mysql
class db_handler {
    private $db_host = 'localhost';
    private $db_name = 'project';
    private $db_user = 'project';
    private $db_pass = 'dbpassword';
    private $db_con_mysql = '';
    private $db_con_db = '';

    public function check_em($username, $password) {
        $db_query = "SELECT password FROM user WHERE name='".$username."' LIMIT 1;";
        if($this->db_con_mysql!='') {
            $db_query_response = mysql_query($db_query) or die('Query failed: '.mysql_error());
            $db_query_return = mysql_fetch_row($db_query_response);
            $db_sha1_hash = $db_query_return[0];
            echo $db_sha1_hash."<br>";
            echo sha1($password)."<br>";
            if(sha1($password)==$db_sha1_hash) {
                return 'user valid'; //THIS DOESN'T WORK!?!?!?
            } else {
                return 'no good';
            }
        } else {
            $this->db_connect();
            $this->check_em($username, $password);
        }

    }

    //Connect to mysql, then database
    private function db_connect() {
        $this->db_con_mysql = mysql_connect($this->db_host, $this->db_user, $this->db_pass) || die('Connection failed: '.mysql_error());
        $this->db_con_db = mysql_select_db($this->db_name) || die('Could not use'.$this->db_name.'. '.mysql_error());
        return;
    }

    //Disconnect from database and reset vars used to track connection.
    private function db_disconnect() {
        if($this->db_con_mysql!='') {
            mysql_close();
            $this->db_con_mysql = '';
            $this->db_con_db = '';
            return;
        }
    }

    public function fake($some_val) {
        if($some_val<6) {
            return TRUE;
        } else {
            return FALSE;
        }
    }
}

$db_obj = new db_handler();
$val1 = $db_obj->check_em('someuser','password'); //should return 'user valid'
echo "val1:".$val1."<br>";
echo "<br><br>";

$val2 = $db_obj->check_em('someuser','passw0rd'); //should return 'no good'
echo "val2:".$val2."<br>";
echo "<br><br>";

echo "test<br>";
echo $db_obj->fake(4)."<br>";

?>

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val1:


5baa61e4c9b93f3f0682250b6cf8331b7ee68fd8
7c6a61c68ef8b9b6b061b28c348bc1ed7921cb53
val2:no good


test
1

return $this->check_em($username, $password);

...
else {
            $this->db_connect();
            return $this->check_em($username, $password);
        }
...