[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
generalkirberius owns (kirbyman1): lol
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
generalkirberius owns (kirbyman1): >.>
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): The second floor sign reads:
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
[U1tra]^Vincent (msavincent): and floor 6 is they beat wives
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): hmmm
generalkirberius owns (kirbyman1): the roof is carter
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): oh i remember
generalkirberius owns (kirbyman1): the ladies are pounding on the doors
generalkirberius owns (kirbyman1): to get in
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
generalkirberius owns (kirbyman1): well...actually
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
generalkirberius owns (kirbyman1): to get out in this case
generalkirberius owns (kirbyman1): lol
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
generalkirberius owns (kirbyman1): LOL
[RMFR]|{|\|44|\|[carter] (him999): i know thats pretty hard to follow but makes me lol