To Pun Is Bovine

[16:29] [Yonson] "Holy cows? Is this a Berengaria fest?"
[16:29] [Isharon] "Why, do you have beef with Berengaria's being honored?"
[16:29] [Imrien] "Is there going to be a barbeque?"
[16:29] [Mistanna] "She is one that we often celebrate, aye.  Hopefully she can bring out the sun!"
[16:30] [Yonson] "On the contrary, I'm thrilled and filled with bovine piety"
[16:30] [Boriz] "I'll not tolerate blasphemy of the thirteen. Let this be a warning."
[16:30] [Yonson] "I'll be sure to hoof it over to Shard as soon as the fest starts"
[16:31] [Everics] "fest?"
[16:31] [Mistanna] "I dunno, it seems udderly possible that a venerable diety like Berengaria would appreciate puns."
[16:31] [Larasyl] "Careful Misty, don't start any divine beef"
[16:31] [Boriz] "You are pushing it, do not mock."
[16:31] [Zrugg] "thats udder nonsense"
[16:32] [Tarlof] "Intolerance, always the heavy handed tool of the tyrannical furry chinned height challenged"
[16:32] [Mistanna] "Pardon, I'll try to corral my enthusiasm."
[16:33] [Boriz] "Tolerance for blasphemy is how necromancers get a foothold in society. Give an inch, that is what you get. Dont be a fool."
[16:33] [Sarkranis] "You heard it here first. Puns are a dark path that leads to necromancy."
[16:34] [Mistanna] "Nooooo!"
[16:34] [Yonson] "Nonsense. Berengaria has always been bullish on puns"
[16:34] [Boriz] "Blaspheming ones, mayhaps"
[16:34] [Larasyl] "Seems like a moooooo-t point"
[16:35] [Lilliah] "oh that's my favorite so far"
[16:35] [Boriz] "Gah"
[16:35] [Feizy] "better than most of the udder stuff we hear on the gweth"
[16:35] [Harsh] "so keep milking it"
[16:35] [Lilliah] "til the cows come home"
[16:35] [Nehahra] "yes this is udderly irrisistable"
[16:37] [Fariden] "Puns are the best, I'll steak my reputation on it"
[16:38] [Imrien] "I don't mean to horn in, but where will the portal to the faire be located in Crossing?"
[16:38] [Tyrrum] "puns are the best. dont let them grill you too much about em"
[16:38] [Isharon] "The lure of the pun only becomes more enticing when someone threatens to put it out to pasture."
[16:38] [Larasyl] "What heifer you do, it's important to be respectful."
[16:38] [Mistanna] "Yay."
[16:38] [Tathalus] "thats some bull"
[16:39] [Tyrrum] "only Cow ards have beef with master pun makers"
[16:39] [Tarlof] "Mentioning a bearded Dwarf lady is comely is the most unholy thing ive heard so far today"
[16:39] [Vaniotte] "If you hoof it over to the Strand, southwest of the bridge and across the bank, portals are usually there - except when they're on the Town Green."
[16:39] [Larasyl] "Pffft, many people are cowed by lovely dwarf ladies, beards and all"
[16:39] [Boriz] "this is truly inappropriate and disrespectful. I hope you all burn in a holy pyre. gah."
[16:40] [Ephic] "They should be cloven first"
[16:40] [Yonson] "It's okay, Boriz. I respect you not following the herd"
[16:40] [Tyrrum] "moo ving on"
[16:40] [Fariden] "He clearly thinks we're all well done."
[16:41] [Adamantavious] "Bovine humor is best served rare at the best of times"
[16:42] [Everics] "we cud do both"
[16:43] [Imrien] "Oh, that's goooood. Nice one."
[16:43] [Aralicia] "you all re mean and disrespectful am sure Berengaria won't be happy."
[16:44] [Isharon] "That statement reveals more about what you think than what Berengaria thinks."
[16:44] [Luuka] "what she said"
[16:44] [Imrien] "What hubris to presume to know the thoughts of a god."
[16:46] [Boriz] "I believe harsh lessons were learned from people mocking drogor at his new shrine. Honor the gods, mockery may get you your just desserts."
[16:46] [Tyrrum] "so there I was hanging out with the gods, and I was like 'hold my divinity for a minute, they need more puns down there'"
[16:47] [Nuskaro] "no last meal........Just dessert huh"
[16:47] [Imrien] "Great, now I want cheesecake."