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- Fnord!!!!!
- FNORD!!!!
- Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.
- Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
- Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.
- Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
- Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
- Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.
- Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
- Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
- Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
- Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.
- Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
- Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
- Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
- Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.
- Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
- Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
- Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
- Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.
- Fnord is a pickle without the bumps. Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
- Fnord is toast without bread. Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.
- Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
- the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
- the lint in Fnord's navel.
- Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.
- Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
- Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
- Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.
- Fnord is the echo of silence.
- Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life.
- Fnord is the sales tax on happiness.
- Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.
- Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
- Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.
- Fnord is the donut hole.
- Fnord is the whole donut.
- Fnord is an annoying series of email messages.
- Fnord is the color only blind people can see.
- Fnord is the serial number on a box of
- cereal.
- Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
- Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
- Fnord is the yin without yang.
- Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.
- Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses.
- Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.
- Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
- Fnord never sleeps.
- Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale.
- Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.
- Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
- Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
- Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
- Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella.
- Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.
- Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
- Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.
- Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
- Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
- Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.
- Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
- Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
- Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor.
- Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
- Fnord invented the green hubcap.
- Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.
- Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
- Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.
- I cannot escape them
- No matter how I try
- They wait for me everywhere
- I cannot pass them by.
- Driving down the street
- I see "Jesus Is Lord"
- And then immediately after
- I hear the word "FNORD!"
- Innocuous sayings and parables
- And on the evening news
- I hear the word "FNORD!"
- And suddenly I'm confused
- I sit alone in my room
- And I'm feeling rather bored
- I turn on the tube and guess what
- I hear the word "FNORD!"
- "Don't see the fnords and they won't eat you"
- That's what I've heard the wisemen say
- But I can't get away from those beasties
- There's just no fucking way.
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