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- (function() {
- var quotes = [
- {
- text: "Taco Bell Quesarito hype train."
- },
- {
- text: "Support the mother fuCKIN COMMUNITEH! - Toxin 2009"
- },
- {
- text: "Accepting donations to support Labarr's soccer dreams."
- },
- {
- text: "Welcome. -SG Welcome Committee"
- },
- {
- text: "Accepting donations to support Labarr's soccer dreams."
- },
- {
- text: "Support the community for more photos of women in the chatbox."
- },
- {
- text: "Canadians donate less to SG than Europeans. Fact. Try to prove me wrong."
- },
- {
- text: "Excess donations go towards SG get-together so everyone can clumsily stand about and stare at their feet...But with their fellow SteamGamers!"
- },
- {
- text: "No, these messages aren't changing randomly. I'm just really, really bored."
- },
- {
- text: "Donate to support Spartan's vacation to America. We're sending him to Detroit."
- },
- {
- text: "meow"
- },
- {
- text: "Excess donations go to support Ronnie Swoleman's gym fees."
- },
- {
- text: "Hello there, you're cute. ;D"
- },
- {
- text: "SteamGamers get-together will be located at Caution's house. He's making us brownies. Donate to make it happen...Donate for the brownies."
- },
- {
- text: "Donating to SG is exactly how we afford our own mascot. Donate today so SG can hire someone to run around dressed as a Sloth."
- },
- {
- text: "I pay for my own gas, now give me admin - Goku"
- },
- {
- text: "Dirkjr: thin piece of cloth does it astrum"
- },
- {
- text: "For myself I am an optimist — it does not seem to be much use being anything else. - Winston Churchill"
- },
- {
- text: "Request a donation quote today! http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/misc.php?do=form&fid=51"
- },
- {
- text: "If only I had checked myself - guy who wrecked himself"
- },
- {
- text: "I'm a fat motherfucker -Spiked"
- },
- {
- text: "If you fall, I'll be there -Floor"
- },
- {
- text: "That's what -She"
- },
- {
- text: "'What are you going to do now that your TV is broken, Ahoy?' 'im going to fight it'"
- },
- {
- text: "Donate today! YOU FORKED TONGUED SCALLYWAGON!"
- },
- {
- text: "Based God XeNo: Creator of the Donation Quotes."
- },
- {
- text: "Sittin on a long day-sippin on some bombay, pour one for harambe."
- }
- ];
- var quote = quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)];
- document.getElementById("quote").innerHTML =
- '<p>' + quote.text + '</p>';
- })();
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