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      var quotes = [
        {
          text: "Taco Bell Quesarito hype train."
        },
        {
          text: "Support the mother fuCKIN COMMUNITEH! - Toxin 2009"
        },
        {
          text: "Accepting donations to support Labarr's soccer dreams."
        },
        {
          text: "Welcome. -SG Welcome Committee"
        },
        {
          text: "Accepting donations to support Labarr's soccer dreams."
        },
        {
          text: "Support the community for more photos of women in the chatbox."
        },
        {
          text: "Canadians donate less to SG than Europeans. Fact. Try to prove me wrong."
        },
        {
          text: "Excess donations go towards SG get-together so everyone can clumsily stand about and stare at their feet...But with their fellow SteamGamers!"
        },
        {
          text: "No, these messages aren't changing randomly. I'm just really, really bored."
        },
        {
          text: "Donate to support Spartan's vacation to America. We're sending him to Detroit."
        },
        {
          text: "meow"
        },
        {
          text: "Excess donations go to support Ronnie Swoleman's gym fees."
        },
        {
          text: "Hello there, you're cute. ;D"
        },
        {
          text: "SteamGamers get-together will be located at Caution's house. He's making us brownies. Donate to make it happen...Donate for the brownies."
        },
        {
          text: "Donating to SG is exactly how we afford our own mascot. Donate today so SG can hire someone to run around dressed as a Sloth."
        },
        {
          text: "I pay for my own gas, now give me admin - Goku"
        },
        {
          text: "Dirkjr: 	thin piece of cloth does it astrum"
        },
        {
          text: "For myself I am an optimist — it does not seem to be much use being anything else. - Winston Churchill"
        },
        {
          text: "Request a donation quote today! http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/misc.php?do=form&fid=51"
        },
        {
          text: "If only I had checked myself - guy who wrecked himself"
        },
        {
          text: "I'm a fat motherfucker -Spiked"
        },
        {
          text: "If you fall, I'll be there -Floor"
        },
        {
          text: "That's what -She"
        },
        {
          text: "'What are you going to do now that your TV is broken, Ahoy?' 'im going to fight it'"
        },
        {
          text: "Donate today! YOU FORKED TONGUED SCALLYWAGON!"
        },
        {
          text: "Based God XeNo: Creator of the Donation Quotes."
        },
        {
          text: "Sittin on a long day-sippin on some bombay, pour one for harambe."
        }
      ];
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