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- Hey, was starting to think you weren't going to show up!
- I'm teasing, I know you're not the type to ghost, especially someone like me~. Come on, I know a coffee shop we could go to. That sound okay?
- You've never had coffee?! What?! Oh, hun, I have so much to show you. [to the tune of willy wonka + the chocolate factory] Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure caffenation~
- brief pause of travel to coffee shop, maybe a door jingle?
- Oh, that's us next! Hi, could I get a small coffee please, black. What'll you get?
- Same thing? Okay, make that two black coffees!
- You know, I could've suggested something for you, you didn't have to get the *exact* same thing I did. Also, for someone new to coffee you'll probably want to add sugar and milk into it.
- Aw, you trust my opinion? How sweet of you!
- Another brief pause for waiting for coffee
- Alright, we got our coffee, and-- You know what, it's honestly really loud in here, it'd be hard to hear each other. Hmm. Ooh! I have an idea; there's a park nearby with a bench with an AMAZING view, that'd be perfect! How's that sound?
- You know, you don't have to just agree to everything I say, you *can* offer up your own suggestions.
- What? You-- you don't want to be "wrong"? What's that mean?
- You don't want to make me upset? Gosh, you worry too much, this is a date! It's supposed to be relaxed and fun! No harm, no foul. Just two people hanging out together learning about each other.
- What? Awwhh, this is the first date you've ever been on? Gosh, that's adorable! Is that why you're so nervous?
- God I just want to pinch your cheeks you're so cute~ Well, try not to stress too much, okay sweetheart? You're doing great.
- Though, now that I think about it, I'm not sure if coffee was the best idea for your anxiety; don't feel obligated to drink all of it if you don't want to, my treat. Well, anyway, let's get going, okay?
- *pause*
- You know, it's honestly a nice day outside. Much different than the massive heat we've been having recently. Perfect weather for--[loses train of thought] uh, do you want to hold hands?
- Why? Well, your tail's curling around my leg, so I'm assuming that's what you want.
- Don't be embarassed, it's cute! Also your tail's *super* soft, feels really nice.
- Come on, it's not that hard, just, give me your hand! See? Easy.
- Did you *seriously* just ask if you were doing it correctly? The smartest guy i've ever met, in one of the most competitive fields I can think of and you just asked if you were holding hands correctly. It's not that hard. You just.. firmly grasp it.
- See? You're doing it! I'd clap if my hands were free.
- I'm kidding!
- Well, here we are.
- It's beautiful? I know right? It's just *perfect*. Get to see all sorts of people walking, jogging by... You okay?
- Just lost in thought? Yea, you were looking at--- never mind.
- No, no it's okay. Just, noticed something is all.
- You're getting distracted by all the birds? That's fine! It's just your little quirk, you know? Besides, i'm sure it'll help you relax a little.
- So, whatcha wanna talk about? Please not classes, I've put off homework for this date and I *really* should be doing it.
- Why'd I ask you out? Well, for one you're adorable, just... criminally adorable. Super smart, a complete sweetheart, shy--
- Yes, being shy is a good thing! Tired of guys being so pushy, you know? I mean, sure it's nice having someone take care of you, but, there's just something about a nice, quiet, shy guy that makes me feel... so warm you know? [sensually] Cause it means that I get to do things like... get really close to you... and almost kiss--
- ...[act as if you're going to kiss them, listener gets super embarassed]
- Aw your face! It's sooo red!! You're too easy to tease; almost makes it a game for me: how much do I have to tease 'kitten' until his face explodes from embarassment~
- Oh, another thing I like about you is you're a neko and I've ALWAYS wanted to pet your ears. they look soooooo soft and soooo fluffy and I just want to give you scritchies and hear you purr and nuzzle into me and you'll look at me with those pleading eyes and---
- ... Oops, did I say the quiet part out loud? *giggles*
- Okay okay, I'll stop teasing you, but it's gonna be hard! Your smile is just too precious, you know that?
- *pause for time passing*
- Well, I have been having an *amazing* time with you, but sadly I have to leave now; gotta get that homework done. I hope you had a great time, too! And, because you were so much fun, *kisses cheek* you get a kiss! See you later!
- *pause, looks back*
- Is he skipping? *sigh/eyeroll/affectionately* What a dork.
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