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- Ty-Dawg
- *In spppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.....*
- 9:56
- Gojiran
- Mostly edited because I don't like a messy or zig zagged S if you know what I mean
- 9:56
- Ty-Dawg
- Yeah I get it
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann has just entered the core of all our madness!
- 9:57
- Gallibon the Destroyer
- o/
- 9:58
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- o/
- 9:59
- Krazar77
- o/
- 10:00
- Ty-Dawg
- *A spaceship flew through the stars, it's organic nature making it clear who it belongs to: the Cryogs*
- 10:00
- Gojiran
- Tengen
- 10:01
- Ty-Dawg
- *This specific ship was a colony ship, sent out to find a new planet to colonize for their rae. Of course, very few things go as planned, as they would soon learn*
- 10:02
- Gojiran
- hold on making adjustments
- 10:02
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- ?
- 10:04
- Ty-Dawg
- KRAZ THAT'S YOUR CR\UE
- 10:04
- Gojiran
- http://prntscr.com/mmgrdn
- How does this look so far, particularly the S symbols?
- 10:06
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- Looks good
- 10:06
- Ty-Dawg
- I concur
- 10:07
- Krazar77
- SORRY
- IM
- HELPING MY FRIEND
- 10:07
- Ty-Dawg
- BE YOUR FRIEND
- 10:07
- Krazar77
- also gojiran if you didnt see me say it earlier. I stopped a sexual assault thing
- well reported it and what not
- *Suddenly, the ship got a distress signal*
- *a very, very faint one*
- 10:09
- Ty-Dawg
- *The distress call, though faint, was picked up by the ship, and was eventually brought to the captain*
- Mandolore Shepard couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
- 10:09
- Gojiran
- Well that's very good
- You saved someone's life.
- 10:10
- Ty-Dawg
- (Communications officer) > (So, what do we do, sir?)
- (Captain Fahdur) *He thought for a moment before responding* (Set a course.)
- 10:11
- ShodaiGoro
- Krazar... what?
- 10:11
- Ty-Dawg
- *The ships course soon changed, moving forward to it's new course*
- 10:11
- Krazar77
- I reported and stopped a sexual assault
- 10:11
- Gojiran
- That's very noble of you
- 10:11
- Krazar77
- Thank you
- I dont like monsters. Especially ones who take advantage of others.
- This man manipulated her into doing some...bad things. And even though everything sort of "settled" he still says he "loves" her
- 10:12
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- ...
- 10:13
- Gojiran
- Yeah, I've heard of it before
- Either way, that is amazing. That you caught onto it and prevented from happening
- Again, very noble of you, that's incredible
- 10:13
- Krazar77
- Thanks.
- 10:13
- Ty-Dawg
- Yeah, a very god deed.
- *good
- 10:14
- Gallibon the Destroyer
- ^
- 10:14
- Krazar77
- I just like helping people is all.
- She called me her hero and Im like "Eh, lets not get crazy."
- Ive been helping her through the whole process too, so you know, thats also a plus.
- 10:17
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- Good.
- hey gojiran
- Mandolore Shepard has just entered the core of all our madness!
- 10:18
- Mandolore Shepard
- hmmm
- 10:18
- Krazar77
- *What the ship seems to find is some sort of...war ship? One that looks...almost like its covered entirely in silver*
- 10:18
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- do you know why the titans never broken through the center wall?
- *never broke
- wall sina, that is
- 10:20
- Ty-Dawg
- *The captain sat in the brige, squinting at the weird ship, as his crewmates did the same*
- (Captain Fahdur) > (What is this thing? A...metal ship?)
- (Bridge Officer) > (Impossible, who would build a metal spaceship?)
- 10:20
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE IT
- 10:21
- Mandolore Shepard
- Now this a very interesting article: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2019/02/how-this-ultra-rare-copy-of-super-mario-bros-sold-for-100000/
- 10:22
- Krazar77
- *The ship continues giving a signal, and soon...a voice is heard*
- 10:23
- Gojiran
- Okay, so, personal help here
- http://prntscr.com/mmgw1h Testing out colors to see how the stomach looks, does the stomach area look strange to any of you/needs to be changed?
- 10:23
- Krazar77
- (???) <(H-he*static*lp. We are in *static* rescue. Running out of *static* plea-* the voice cuts off afterwards*
- 10:24
- Ty-Dawg
- is this Cryog Star Trek
- 10:25
- Krazar77
- yes XD
- Fish6 has just entered the core of all our madness!
- 10:26
- Ty-Dawg
- *The bridge members all looked at each other, wondering what sort of danger this ship and it's crew are in*
- *The Captain pondered for a moment, trying to find the best course of action once again, before speaking*
- 10:26
- Gojiran
- uh guys
- 10:26
- Ty-Dawg
- Didnt see the message
- Let me look at it
- 10:27
- ShodaiGoro
- How'd you stop it?
- 10:27
- Ty-Dawg
- The stomach area looks fine to me
- 10:27
- Krazar77
- ^
- 10:27
- ShodaiGoro
- I mean, this guy was apparently forcing himself upon her with his strength...
- Did you use force?
- 10:28
- Gojiran
- I think the stomach area looks weird so I'll fix it a little tbh
- 10:28
- Krazar77
- Oh how did I stop it?
- Punched him in the fucking face is what I did
- 10:29
- Ty-Dawg
- (Captain Fahdur) > (Prepare to dock, and then send a squad to investigate)
- (Bridge Officer) > (Aye, Cap'n)
- 10:29
- Krazar77
- then I took her to the counsler
- and then she talked about it
- while I was there to stay on guard
- then I walked her back to class, still on guard
- 10:30
- ShodaiGoro
- Yeah. Makes sense.
- Fucking pig.
- 10:31
- Krazar77
- I dont stand for those kind of people.
- At all
- 10:31
- Ty-Dawg
- *And so, the Cryog ship moved forward, docking with the strange ship and unknowingly signing there fate*
- 10:32
- Krazar77
- Is it wrong to be called a hero when you think you dont deserve it?
- 10:32
- ShodaiGoro
- No
- 10:32
- Ty-Dawg
- Nope
- 10:32
- ShodaiGoro
- I understand why you don't want me to give you that title
- 10:32
- Krazar77
- Cause people call me a hero, and I accept that they do. But personally I dont think I am one.
- 10:33
- ShodaiGoro
- IMO... no, you aren't
- 10:33
- Krazar77
- I just...like helping people is all. I like seeing people smile.
- 10:33
- ShodaiGoro
- Anyone would've done that, IMO
- 10:33
- Krazar77
- Exactly.
- 10:33
- ShodaiGoro
- ...except me. I wouldn't have ended it at the punch
- 10:34
- Krazar77
- I mean I wouldnt either, but I had to get her out of there first and to some place safe.
- 10:34
- ShodaiGoro
- I wouldn't stoop to his level, but by the time I finish hurting him, he'll wish I just committed the degeneracy he was to commit
- 10:34
- Krazar77
- Any constellation the mans expelled.
- 10:34
- ShodaiGoro
- Talking, like, I'd make him wish I simply killed him right there
- 10:34
- Krazar77
- *When they dock on the ship and open it...they see a bunch of metal status*
- 10:35
- ShodaiGoro
- I have anger issues.
- Give me a target who deserves it, and it will be a great testament to my willpower that I don't kill him in my frenzy
- 10:35
- Krazar77
- Preach on that one pal,
- Cause I got them too. Mostly have figured them out thou
- 10:36
- Ty-Dawg
- *The crew that was sent to investigate all looked aorund, confused at where the ships crew went*
- (Boarding Crew 1) > (What the hell kind of ship is this?)
- (Boaridng Crew 2) > (Just shut up and keep moving)
- 10:36
- ShodaiGoro
- OT, but
- Wanna see Fred get his ass kicked by John Cena?
- 10:36
- Gojiran
- How the fuck do I draw a belly button XD
- 10:36
- Krazar77
- I would tell you more about all the other quote "heroic" acts ive done over the course of this year but eehhhhh, I kinda wanna focus on this rp
- 10:37
- ShodaiGoro
- I... think I know, but I don't know how to explain
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7ShtfvBFKA
- John Cena was one of the few things afrom these movies that didn't suck
- * from
- 10:38
- Krazar77
- *As they keep marching around, they see how this silvery substance looks like its moving around the walls, with some digital screens still going crazy with the letter ber-and then erk being played with static*
- 10:38
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0 watch this
- you are all too young to know what this is, so watch it
- 10:39
- Krazar77
- Hahaha
- I watched that
- 10:39
- Gojiran
- This is actually REALLY fun designing a superhero design!
- 10:40
- Krazar77
- Yeah, it usually is
- 10:40
- Ty-Dawg
- *The crew continued further, unnerved, but knowing they'd get their ass chewed out if they didn't finish the job*
- (Boarding Crew 3) > (Ugh, wasting time on this rescue mission bullshit....)
- (Boarding Crew 2) > (Ugh, wasting time whining?)
- 10:40
- ShodaiGoro
- @Tengen oh god this
- I remember when SNL mocked this scene
- 10:41
- Krazar77
- *A crackel is heard, as suddenly as the two crew members talked, one of them ran into a statue of the crew*
- 10:41
- ShodaiGoro
- Oh, this is the lampooning of said scene
- 10:41
- Krazar77
- *What they found was it had sunken in eyes and a skull like face...looking like the metal had almost...consumed it*
- 10:41
- ShodaiGoro
- "MMM-" "MMM-" "MMM-" "MMM-" "MMM-" "MMM-" "MMM-"
- I love how Andy just looks at Bill like "yeah, I just did that"
- 10:42
- Ty-Dawg
- (Board Crew 2) > (WHAT THE FUCK?) *The crew member jumped back, staring at the statue with fear, slowly starting to understand the situation...*
- (Boarding Crew 2) > (G-guys...) *Nervous he started backing up, before another crew member pushed him forward*
- (Boarding Crew 3) > (You're the one who keeps nagging on us to finish the fucking mission, get a move on)
- *The crew continued on, though some of them reluctantly, as they finally reached...the command center*
- 10:48
- Gojiran
- Alright, officially finalized her design
- http://prntscr.com/mmh2gt
- Didn't finish the line yet, but the front body is basically what I'm no longer editing--deciding on how she'll look at front
- 10:48
- Ty-Dawg
- Nice
- 10:49
- Krazar77
- *when they reach the command center, the doors open as they enter, and then shut*
- *What they see is the entire crew turned into status, some even glued to the ground with whatever the hell this metal was*
- 10:49
- Gojiran
- The stomach area, the triangle shit, will actually be colored in blue, while right below her pants will be skin, and below is skin, then boots
- 10:50
- Krazar77
- *Two screens seem to be working however, ones that arent damaged*
- *The first screen plays what went down, the cryog having found some form of weird metal object*
- 10:50
- Ty-Dawg
- (Boarding Crew 2) > (Wh-huh?) *He jumped, clearly terrified*
- *Looking at whatever had happened here, the rest soon followed until they noticed the two screens, and watched intently*
- 21111111=
- 10:51
- Krazar77
- *The object suddenly sprouted tendrils, stabbing into the captains chest and turning him slowly into what seems like a metal statue*
- *the ground started to turn silver as the other crew members couldnt escape in time as this living metal turned them as well into status*
- *Then the second starts flashing, showing a name*
- 10:51
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- Yeah, I love this scene XD @Goro
- 10:51
- Ty-Dawg
- (Boarding Crew 1) > (This....this is....we're in that same ship....)
- 10:52
- Krazar77
- *In bright red it reads, NANO METAL*
- *It flashes again*
- *Ber-Ber-Ser-Berserek*
- 10:52
- Ty-Dawg
- (Boarding Crew 3) > (Jesus, we need to go, now!)
- *All of the crew turned to the door, trying to force it opebn*
- 10:53
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- (SQM) *inserts autocorrect, changing it to "*BERSERK*"*
- 10:53
- Krazar77
- * ORGANISMS. IDENTIFED.*
- 10:53
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- jkjkjkjk
- 10:53
- Ty-Dawg
- no tengen, berserk is MY character, dont get it twisted
- jk
- 10:54
- Krazar77
- * CONVERT INTO MASS. NOW.
- *The ship suddenly came to life, as metal tendrils sprouted from everywhere, wrappping or stabbing or just crawling on the crew members*
- 10:55
- Ty-Dawg
- *The survivors attempts became more and more desperate as they banged on the door, until eventually, they were all taken, converted....stabbed....*
- 10:55
- Krazar77
- *A roar then shook the entire ship, one that sounded like screeching metal*
- *metal nanometal tendrils came out of the silver ship and stabbed into the other colony ship*
- *the statues suddenly came to life, as they charged through the docking bay, with the nanometal quickly starting to corrupt, consume, and add to those in its mass in seconds*
- 10:57
- Ty-Dawg
- *The colonists aboard were suddenly racked with panic, screaming in fear, running wildly, and throwing things into disarray. Some tried to fight back, but they failed. Horribly*
- 10:58
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- *suddenly, a meteor slams down, wiping out all of the combatants*
- 10:58
- Krazar77
- (Nanometal Abomination)*screeches with the sound of metal as it jumps onto one of its compartries*
- 10:58
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- *MMMMM WHATCHA SAAAAAAY*
- 10:59
- Krazar77
- *it instantly converts them*
- *A message appears in the command bay, with some kind of...monster looking at the commander*
- 10:59
- Ty-Dawg
- (Captain Fahdur) *He banged his...tentacle on his chair* (What the fuck are you?! What do you want?)
- 11:00
- Krazar77
- (Berserek) <{[ You.
- 11:01
- Ty-Dawg
- (Captain Fahdur) > (What....is that supposed to mean!?!)
- 11:03
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- (SQM) *in the background* <(HE WANTS YO DICK, BOI.) *disappears again
- 11:03
- Krazar77
- (Berserek) <{[ DESIGNATION: BERSEREK. MISSION ~~[Destroy Godzilla Earth]~~ Calculating response to statement...Confirmed. ~~[YOU WILL SERVE AS MASS FOR NANOMETAL CREATION.]~~
- 11:04
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- wait
- who uses earth again
- 11:04
- Krazar77
- Shiro
- 11:04
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- k
- for some reason, I thought it was ty
- 11:04
- Ty-Dawg
- (Captain Fahdur) > (We can negotiate, you don't have to take me or anymore crewmembers. We-we could help find you "mass")
- Tengen, I am most certainly NOT ready for that responsibility
- 11:05
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- ...
- * Tengen Toppa Lazengann throws Destoroyah at Ty
- ...
- * Tengen Toppa Lazengann snatches it back
- MINE
- 11:05
- Ty-Dawg
- oh god im so relieved
- 11:06
- Krazar77
- (Berserek) <{[ ~~[YOUR COMPLIANCE IS NOT A FACTOR, CAPTAIN FAHDUR.]~~
- 11:06
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- can I throw a rider at this
- @krazar
- 11:06
- Ty-Dawg
- (Captain Fahdur) > (N-no, please! Listen to reason! Wouldn't your mission go...so much faster if you had a herald? Please, let us negotiate!) *He realized his chances were slipping away, but he was a defiant cryog*
- 11:06
- Krazar77
- they are in space in the middle of nowhere
- 11:07
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- i have a rider for that
- 11:07
- Krazar77
- Your rider will die as soon as he touches the nanometal
- 11:07
- Ty-Dawg
- You have a Rider for ham sandwhiches, tengen
- 11:07
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- ...
- 11:07
- Krazar77
- But my answer is still no
- 11:07
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- >ham sandwiches
- ...
- GENIUS
- I'LL MAKE A SANDWICH-BASED RIDER.
- ...
- OR BETTER YET
- I'LL TURN BURGEMON INTO A KAMEN RIDER
- ...
- i killed the rp
- and chat
- 11:10
- Ty-Dawg
- you might have killed miami too
- kraz continue
- 11:11
- Krazar77
- (Berserek) <{[ ~~[NEGOTIAION IS NOT A FACTOR. YOU WILL SERVE AS BOTH MASS FOR BODY AND INTELLGIANCE FOR EVER GROWING ARTIFICAL INTELLEGIANCE.] ~~ SHIP CONSUMED: 85%.
- 11:11
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- ...
- 11:11
- Ty-Dawg
- (Captain Fahdur) > (Then I hope you go to hell.)
- 11:12
- Krazar77
- (Berserek) <{[ ~~[YOU WILL DIE HERE. AND YOUR SCREAMS OF YOUR CREW MATES WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR, CAPTAIN FAUDER ]~~
- 11:12
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- okay, so i wont throw a rider at it
- can i throw a space thing at it
- 11:12
- Krazar77
- *Berserek then plays the sounds of the captains crew dying through out the speakers*
- No
- 11:12
- Ty-Dawg
- (Captain Fahdur) *He attempted to drown out the sound, forcing his eyes closed and thinking of happier times...to no avail*
- 11:13
- Krazar77
- Fucking this is the first time berserek is showing up.
- Calm down
- *The nanometal took its time to consume him, with berserek making it feel like an eternity for fahdur*
- 11:13
- Gojiran
- big text
- 11:14
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- but i wanna do an rp
- 11:14
- Ty-Dawg
- (Captain Fahdur) *The dying captain managed to keep himself somewhat calm, reminding himself that the pain will be over, soon he'll die, it will be over soon...*
- 11:14
- Krazar77
- *Before finally, taking over him, and killing him.*
- 11:14
- Ty-Dawg
- Then do an RP, Tengne
- 11:14
- Tengen Toppa Lazengann
- lemme fight it
- I WANT TO FIGHT THE METAL SPACE PUKE
- 11:14
- Krazar77
- Even if I said yes I wouldnt have time too.
- 11:15
- Ty-Dawg
- I mean you could fight my berserk but he's still a baby so it wouldnt realllly be a fair fight
- 11:15
- Krazar77
- *the ship was then consumed into one, big ship*
- 11:15
- Mandolore Shepard
- hmmm
- 11:16
- ShodaiGoro
- *then the shit is suddenly consumed
- *by a giant, multiversal tier (KoDeibu)
- 11:16
- Krazar77
- *Metal parts of both ships began to shift around, as the combined parts started to make a body, then a tail, then some arms, then some spikes on its back, then a flat weird looking flat head*
- 11:16
- ShodaiGoro
- jkk
- 11:16
- Krazar77
- *Finally, the nanometal abomination, Berserek had a body*
- 11:18
- Ty-Dawg
- there go dat boi
- 11:18
- ShodaiGoro
- o shit waddup
- 11:19
- Krazar77
- (Berserek) *transforms into his ship form, using it as a way to transport itself.* <{[ DISTANCE BETWEEN CURRENT LOCATION AND EARTH...CALCULAING....150 hours, 50 minutes, and 32 seconds. SETTING CORSE....COURSE: SET. ACTIVATING PRIMARY ENGINES.....ENGINES:READY. LAUNCH.
- *the ship then blasts off at mach 10 speeds, heading towards the location of earth*
- *and once it reached it...who know what plans it had for it*
- *end of rp*
- 11:21
- Ty-Dawg
- nice
- 11:21
- Krazar77
- alright somebody save this
- real quick
- thoughts on berserek?
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