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  1. Ty-Dawg
  2. *In spppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.....*
  3. 9:56
  4. Gojiran
  5. Mostly edited because I don't like a messy or zig zagged S if you know what I mean
  6. 9:56
  7. Ty-Dawg
  8. Yeah I get it
  9. Tengen Toppa Lazengann has just entered the core of all our madness!
  10. 9:57
  11. Gallibon the Destroyer
  12. o/
  13. 9:58
  14. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  15. o/
  16. 9:59
  17. Krazar77
  18. o/
  19. 10:00
  20. Ty-Dawg
  21. *A spaceship flew through the stars, it's organic nature making it clear who it belongs to: the Cryogs*
  22. 10:00
  23. Gojiran
  24. Tengen
  25. 10:01
  26. Ty-Dawg
  27. *This specific ship was a colony ship, sent out to find a new planet to colonize for their rae. Of course, very few things go as planned, as they would soon learn*
  28. 10:02
  29. Gojiran
  30. hold on making adjustments
  31. 10:02
  32. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  33. ?
  34. 10:04
  35. Ty-Dawg
  36. KRAZ THAT'S YOUR CR\UE
  37. 10:04
  38. Gojiran
  39. http://prntscr.com/mmgrdn
  40. How does this look so far, particularly the S symbols?
  41. 10:06
  42. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  43. Looks good
  44. 10:06
  45. Ty-Dawg
  46. I concur
  47. 10:07
  48. Krazar77
  49. SORRY
  50. IM
  51. HELPING MY FRIEND
  52. 10:07
  53. Ty-Dawg
  54. BE YOUR FRIEND
  55. 10:07
  56. Krazar77
  57. also gojiran if you didnt see me say it earlier. I stopped a sexual assault thing
  58. well reported it and what not
  59. *Suddenly, the ship got a distress signal*
  60. *a very, very faint one*
  61. 10:09
  62. Ty-Dawg
  63. *The distress call, though faint, was picked up by the ship, and was eventually brought to the captain*
  64. Mandolore Shepard couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
  65. 10:09
  66. Gojiran
  67. Well that's very good
  68. You saved someone's life.
  69. 10:10
  70. Ty-Dawg
  71. (Communications officer) > (So, what do we do, sir?)
  72. (Captain Fahdur) *He thought for a moment before responding* (Set a course.)
  73. 10:11
  74. ShodaiGoro
  75. Krazar... what?
  76. 10:11
  77. Ty-Dawg
  78. *The ships course soon changed, moving forward to it's new course*
  79. 10:11
  80. Krazar77
  81. I reported and stopped a sexual assault
  82. 10:11
  83. Gojiran
  84. That's very noble of you
  85. 10:11
  86. Krazar77
  87. Thank you
  88. I dont like monsters. Especially ones who take advantage of others.
  89. This man manipulated her into doing some...bad things. And even though everything sort of "settled" he still says he "loves" her
  90. 10:12
  91. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  92. ...
  93. 10:13
  94. Gojiran
  95. Yeah, I've heard of it before
  96. Either way, that is amazing. That you caught onto it and prevented from happening
  97. Again, very noble of you, that's incredible
  98. 10:13
  99. Krazar77
  100. Thanks.
  101. 10:13
  102. Ty-Dawg
  103. Yeah, a very god deed.
  104. *good
  105. 10:14
  106. Gallibon the Destroyer
  107. ^
  108. 10:14
  109. Krazar77
  110. I just like helping people is all.
  111. She called me her hero and Im like "Eh, lets not get crazy."
  112. Ive been helping her through the whole process too, so you know, thats also a plus.
  113. 10:17
  114. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  115. Good.
  116. hey gojiran
  117. Mandolore Shepard has just entered the core of all our madness!
  118. 10:18
  119. Mandolore Shepard
  120. hmmm
  121. 10:18
  122. Krazar77
  123. *What the ship seems to find is some sort of...war ship? One that looks...almost like its covered entirely in silver*
  124. 10:18
  125. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  126. do you know why the titans never broken through the center wall?
  127. *never broke
  128. wall sina, that is
  129. 10:20
  130. Ty-Dawg
  131. *The captain sat in the brige, squinting at the weird ship, as his crewmates did the same*
  132. (Captain Fahdur) > (What is this thing? A...metal ship?)
  133. (Bridge Officer) > (Impossible, who would build a metal spaceship?)
  134. 10:20
  135. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  136. BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE IT
  137. 10:21
  138. Mandolore Shepard
  139. Now this a very interesting article: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2019/02/how-this-ultra-rare-copy-of-super-mario-bros-sold-for-100000/
  140. 10:22
  141. Krazar77
  142. *The ship continues giving a signal, and soon...a voice is heard*
  143. 10:23
  144. Gojiran
  145. Okay, so, personal help here
  146. http://prntscr.com/mmgw1h Testing out colors to see how the stomach looks, does the stomach area look strange to any of you/needs to be changed?
  147. 10:23
  148. Krazar77
  149. (???) <(H-he*static*lp. We are in *static* rescue. Running out of *static* plea-* the voice cuts off afterwards*
  150. 10:24
  151. Ty-Dawg
  152. is this Cryog Star Trek
  153. 10:25
  154. Krazar77
  155. yes XD
  156. Fish6 has just entered the core of all our madness!
  157. 10:26
  158. Ty-Dawg
  159. *The bridge members all looked at each other, wondering what sort of danger this ship and it's crew are in*
  160. *The Captain pondered for a moment, trying to find the best course of action once again, before speaking*
  161. 10:26
  162. Gojiran
  163. uh guys
  164. 10:26
  165. Ty-Dawg
  166. Didnt see the message
  167. Let me look at it
  168. 10:27
  169. ShodaiGoro
  170. How'd you stop it?
  171. 10:27
  172. Ty-Dawg
  173. The stomach area looks fine to me
  174. 10:27
  175. Krazar77
  176. ^
  177. 10:27
  178. ShodaiGoro
  179. I mean, this guy was apparently forcing himself upon her with his strength...
  180. Did you use force?
  181. 10:28
  182. Gojiran
  183. I think the stomach area looks weird so I'll fix it a little tbh
  184. 10:28
  185. Krazar77
  186. Oh how did I stop it?
  187. Punched him in the fucking face is what I did
  188. 10:29
  189. Ty-Dawg
  190. (Captain Fahdur) > (Prepare to dock, and then send a squad to investigate)
  191. (Bridge Officer) > (Aye, Cap'n)
  192. 10:29
  193. Krazar77
  194. then I took her to the counsler
  195. and then she talked about it
  196. while I was there to stay on guard
  197. then I walked her back to class, still on guard
  198. 10:30
  199. ShodaiGoro
  200. Yeah. Makes sense.
  201. Fucking pig.
  202. 10:31
  203. Krazar77
  204. I dont stand for those kind of people.
  205. At all
  206. 10:31
  207. Ty-Dawg
  208. *And so, the Cryog ship moved forward, docking with the strange ship and unknowingly signing there fate*
  209. 10:32
  210. Krazar77
  211. Is it wrong to be called a hero when you think you dont deserve it?
  212. 10:32
  213. ShodaiGoro
  214. No
  215. 10:32
  216. Ty-Dawg
  217. Nope
  218. 10:32
  219. ShodaiGoro
  220. I understand why you don't want me to give you that title
  221. 10:32
  222. Krazar77
  223. Cause people call me a hero, and I accept that they do. But personally I dont think I am one.
  224. 10:33
  225. ShodaiGoro
  226. IMO... no, you aren't
  227. 10:33
  228. Krazar77
  229. I just...like helping people is all. I like seeing people smile.
  230. 10:33
  231. ShodaiGoro
  232. Anyone would've done that, IMO
  233. 10:33
  234. Krazar77
  235. Exactly.
  236. 10:33
  237. ShodaiGoro
  238. ...except me. I wouldn't have ended it at the punch
  239. 10:34
  240. Krazar77
  241. I mean I wouldnt either, but I had to get her out of there first and to some place safe.
  242. 10:34
  243. ShodaiGoro
  244. I wouldn't stoop to his level, but by the time I finish hurting him, he'll wish I just committed the degeneracy he was to commit
  245. 10:34
  246. Krazar77
  247. Any constellation the mans expelled.
  248. 10:34
  249. ShodaiGoro
  250. Talking, like, I'd make him wish I simply killed him right there
  251. 10:34
  252. Krazar77
  253. *When they dock on the ship and open it...they see a bunch of metal status*
  254. 10:35
  255. ShodaiGoro
  256. I have anger issues.
  257. Give me a target who deserves it, and it will be a great testament to my willpower that I don't kill him in my frenzy
  258. 10:35
  259. Krazar77
  260. Preach on that one pal,
  261. Cause I got them too. Mostly have figured them out thou
  262. 10:36
  263. Ty-Dawg
  264. *The crew that was sent to investigate all looked aorund, confused at where the ships crew went*
  265. (Boarding Crew 1) > (What the hell kind of ship is this?)
  266. (Boaridng Crew 2) > (Just shut up and keep moving)
  267. 10:36
  268. ShodaiGoro
  269. OT, but
  270. Wanna see Fred get his ass kicked by John Cena?
  271. 10:36
  272. Gojiran
  273. How the fuck do I draw a belly button XD
  274. 10:36
  275. Krazar77
  276. I would tell you more about all the other quote "heroic" acts ive done over the course of this year but eehhhhh, I kinda wanna focus on this rp
  277. 10:37
  278. ShodaiGoro
  279. I... think I know, but I don't know how to explain
  280. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7ShtfvBFKA
  281. John Cena was one of the few things afrom these movies that didn't suck
  282. * from
  283. 10:38
  284. Krazar77
  285. *As they keep marching around, they see how this silvery substance looks like its moving around the walls, with some digital screens still going crazy with the letter ber-and then erk being played with static*
  286. 10:38
  287. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  288. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0 watch this
  289. you are all too young to know what this is, so watch it
  290. 10:39
  291. Krazar77
  292. Hahaha
  293. I watched that
  294. 10:39
  295. Gojiran
  296. This is actually REALLY fun designing a superhero design!
  297. 10:40
  298. Krazar77
  299. Yeah, it usually is
  300. 10:40
  301. Ty-Dawg
  302. *The crew continued further, unnerved, but knowing they'd get their ass chewed out if they didn't finish the job*
  303. (Boarding Crew 3) > (Ugh, wasting time on this rescue mission bullshit....)
  304. (Boarding Crew 2) > (Ugh, wasting time whining?)
  305. 10:40
  306. ShodaiGoro
  307. @Tengen oh god this
  308. I remember when SNL mocked this scene
  309. 10:41
  310. Krazar77
  311. *A crackel is heard, as suddenly as the two crew members talked, one of them ran into a statue of the crew*
  312. 10:41
  313. ShodaiGoro
  314. Oh, this is the lampooning of said scene
  315. 10:41
  316. Krazar77
  317. *What they found was it had sunken in eyes and a skull like face...looking like the metal had almost...consumed it*
  318. 10:41
  319. ShodaiGoro
  320. "MMM-" "MMM-" "MMM-" "MMM-" "MMM-" "MMM-" "MMM-"
  321. I love how Andy just looks at Bill like "yeah, I just did that"
  322. 10:42
  323. Ty-Dawg
  324. (Board Crew 2) > (WHAT THE FUCK?) *The crew member jumped back, staring at the statue with fear, slowly starting to understand the situation...*
  325. (Boarding Crew 2) > (G-guys...) *Nervous he started backing up, before another crew member pushed him forward*
  326. (Boarding Crew 3) > (You're the one who keeps nagging on us to finish the fucking mission, get a move on)
  327. *The crew continued on, though some of them reluctantly, as they finally reached...the command center*
  328. 10:48
  329. Gojiran
  330. Alright, officially finalized her design
  331. http://prntscr.com/mmh2gt
  332. Didn't finish the line yet, but the front body is basically what I'm no longer editing--deciding on how she'll look at front
  333. 10:48
  334. Ty-Dawg
  335. Nice
  336. 10:49
  337. Krazar77
  338. *when they reach the command center, the doors open as they enter, and then shut*
  339. *What they see is the entire crew turned into status, some even glued to the ground with whatever the hell this metal was*
  340. 10:49
  341. Gojiran
  342. The stomach area, the triangle shit, will actually be colored in blue, while right below her pants will be skin, and below is skin, then boots
  343. 10:50
  344. Krazar77
  345. *Two screens seem to be working however, ones that arent damaged*
  346. *The first screen plays what went down, the cryog having found some form of weird metal object*
  347. 10:50
  348. Ty-Dawg
  349. (Boarding Crew 2) > (Wh-huh?) *He jumped, clearly terrified*
  350. *Looking at whatever had happened here, the rest soon followed until they noticed the two screens, and watched intently*
  351. 21111111=
  352. 10:51
  353. Krazar77
  354. *The object suddenly sprouted tendrils, stabbing into the captains chest and turning him slowly into what seems like a metal statue*
  355. *the ground started to turn silver as the other crew members couldnt escape in time as this living metal turned them as well into status*
  356. *Then the second starts flashing, showing a name*
  357. 10:51
  358. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  359. Yeah, I love this scene XD @Goro
  360. 10:51
  361. Ty-Dawg
  362. (Boarding Crew 1) > (This....this is....we're in that same ship....)
  363. 10:52
  364. Krazar77
  365. *In bright red it reads, NANO METAL*
  366. *It flashes again*
  367. *Ber-Ber-Ser-Berserek*
  368. 10:52
  369. Ty-Dawg
  370. (Boarding Crew 3) > (Jesus, we need to go, now!)
  371. *All of the crew turned to the door, trying to force it opebn*
  372. 10:53
  373. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  374. (SQM) *inserts autocorrect, changing it to "*BERSERK*"*
  375. 10:53
  376. Krazar77
  377. * ORGANISMS. IDENTIFED.*
  378. 10:53
  379. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  380. jkjkjkjk
  381. 10:53
  382. Ty-Dawg
  383. no tengen, berserk is MY character, dont get it twisted
  384. jk
  385. 10:54
  386. Krazar77
  387. * CONVERT INTO MASS. NOW.
  388. *The ship suddenly came to life, as metal tendrils sprouted from everywhere, wrappping or stabbing or just crawling on the crew members*
  389. 10:55
  390. Ty-Dawg
  391. *The survivors attempts became more and more desperate as they banged on the door, until eventually, they were all taken, converted....stabbed....*
  392. 10:55
  393. Krazar77
  394. *A roar then shook the entire ship, one that sounded like screeching metal*
  395. *metal nanometal tendrils came out of the silver ship and stabbed into the other colony ship*
  396. *the statues suddenly came to life, as they charged through the docking bay, with the nanometal quickly starting to corrupt, consume, and add to those in its mass in seconds*
  397. 10:57
  398. Ty-Dawg
  399. *The colonists aboard were suddenly racked with panic, screaming in fear, running wildly, and throwing things into disarray. Some tried to fight back, but they failed. Horribly*
  400. 10:58
  401. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  402. *suddenly, a meteor slams down, wiping out all of the combatants*
  403. 10:58
  404. Krazar77
  405. (Nanometal Abomination)*screeches with the sound of metal as it jumps onto one of its compartries*
  406. 10:58
  407. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  408. *MMMMM WHATCHA SAAAAAAY*
  409. 10:59
  410. Krazar77
  411. *it instantly converts them*
  412. *A message appears in the command bay, with some kind of...monster looking at the commander*
  413. 10:59
  414. Ty-Dawg
  415. (Captain Fahdur) *He banged his...tentacle on his chair* (What the fuck are you?! What do you want?)
  416. 11:00
  417. Krazar77
  418. (Berserek) <{[ You.
  419. 11:01
  420. Ty-Dawg
  421. (Captain Fahdur) > (What....is that supposed to mean!?!)
  422. 11:03
  423. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  424. (SQM) *in the background* <(HE WANTS YO DICK, BOI.) *disappears again
  425. 11:03
  426. Krazar77
  427. (Berserek) <{[ DESIGNATION: BERSEREK. MISSION ~~[Destroy Godzilla Earth]~~ Calculating response to statement...Confirmed. ~~[YOU WILL SERVE AS MASS FOR NANOMETAL CREATION.]~~
  428. 11:04
  429. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  430. wait
  431. who uses earth again
  432. 11:04
  433. Krazar77
  434. Shiro
  435. 11:04
  436. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  437. k
  438. for some reason, I thought it was ty
  439. 11:04
  440. Ty-Dawg
  441. (Captain Fahdur) > (We can negotiate, you don't have to take me or anymore crewmembers. We-we could help find you "mass")
  442. Tengen, I am most certainly NOT ready for that responsibility
  443. 11:05
  444. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  445. ...
  446. * Tengen Toppa Lazengann throws Destoroyah at Ty
  447. ...
  448. * Tengen Toppa Lazengann snatches it back
  449. MINE
  450. 11:05
  451. Ty-Dawg
  452. oh god im so relieved
  453. 11:06
  454. Krazar77
  455. (Berserek) <{[ ~~[YOUR COMPLIANCE IS NOT A FACTOR, CAPTAIN FAHDUR.]~~
  456. 11:06
  457. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  458. can I throw a rider at this
  459. @krazar
  460. 11:06
  461. Ty-Dawg
  462. (Captain Fahdur) > (N-no, please! Listen to reason! Wouldn't your mission go...so much faster if you had a herald? Please, let us negotiate!) *He realized his chances were slipping away, but he was a defiant cryog*
  463. 11:06
  464. Krazar77
  465. they are in space in the middle of nowhere
  466. 11:07
  467. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  468. i have a rider for that
  469. 11:07
  470. Krazar77
  471. Your rider will die as soon as he touches the nanometal
  472. 11:07
  473. Ty-Dawg
  474. You have a Rider for ham sandwhiches, tengen
  475. 11:07
  476. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  477. ...
  478. 11:07
  479. Krazar77
  480. But my answer is still no
  481. 11:07
  482. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  483. >ham sandwiches
  484. ...
  485. GENIUS
  486. I'LL MAKE A SANDWICH-BASED RIDER.
  487. ...
  488. OR BETTER YET
  489. I'LL TURN BURGEMON INTO A KAMEN RIDER
  490. ...
  491. i killed the rp
  492. and chat
  493. 11:10
  494. Ty-Dawg
  495. you might have killed miami too
  496. kraz continue
  497. 11:11
  498. Krazar77
  499. (Berserek) <{[ ~~[NEGOTIAION IS NOT A FACTOR. YOU WILL SERVE AS BOTH MASS FOR BODY AND INTELLGIANCE FOR EVER GROWING ARTIFICAL INTELLEGIANCE.] ~~ SHIP CONSUMED: 85%.
  500. 11:11
  501. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  502. ...
  503. 11:11
  504. Ty-Dawg
  505. (Captain Fahdur) > (Then I hope you go to hell.)
  506. 11:12
  507. Krazar77
  508. (Berserek) <{[ ~~[YOU WILL DIE HERE. AND YOUR SCREAMS OF YOUR CREW MATES WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR, CAPTAIN FAUDER ]~~
  509. 11:12
  510. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  511. okay, so i wont throw a rider at it
  512. can i throw a space thing at it
  513. 11:12
  514. Krazar77
  515. *Berserek then plays the sounds of the captains crew dying through out the speakers*
  516. No
  517. 11:12
  518. Ty-Dawg
  519. (Captain Fahdur) *He attempted to drown out the sound, forcing his eyes closed and thinking of happier times...to no avail*
  520. 11:13
  521. Krazar77
  522. Fucking this is the first time berserek is showing up.
  523. Calm down
  524. *The nanometal took its time to consume him, with berserek making it feel like an eternity for fahdur*
  525. 11:13
  526. Gojiran
  527. big text
  528. 11:14
  529. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  530. but i wanna do an rp
  531. 11:14
  532. Ty-Dawg
  533. (Captain Fahdur) *The dying captain managed to keep himself somewhat calm, reminding himself that the pain will be over, soon he'll die, it will be over soon...*
  534. 11:14
  535. Krazar77
  536. *Before finally, taking over him, and killing him.*
  537. 11:14
  538. Ty-Dawg
  539. Then do an RP, Tengne
  540. 11:14
  541. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  542. lemme fight it
  543. I WANT TO FIGHT THE METAL SPACE PUKE
  544. 11:14
  545. Krazar77
  546. Even if I said yes I wouldnt have time too.
  547. 11:15
  548. Ty-Dawg
  549. I mean you could fight my berserk but he's still a baby so it wouldnt realllly be a fair fight
  550. 11:15
  551. Krazar77
  552. *the ship was then consumed into one, big ship*
  553. 11:15
  554. Mandolore Shepard
  555. hmmm
  556. 11:16
  557. ShodaiGoro
  558. *then the shit is suddenly consumed
  559. *by a giant, multiversal tier (KoDeibu)
  560. 11:16
  561. Krazar77
  562. *Metal parts of both ships began to shift around, as the combined parts started to make a body, then a tail, then some arms, then some spikes on its back, then a flat weird looking flat head*
  563. 11:16
  564. ShodaiGoro
  565. jkk
  566. 11:16
  567. Krazar77
  568. *Finally, the nanometal abomination, Berserek had a body*
  569. 11:18
  570. Ty-Dawg
  571. there go dat boi
  572. 11:18
  573. ShodaiGoro
  574. o shit waddup
  575. 11:19
  576. Krazar77
  577. (Berserek) *transforms into his ship form, using it as a way to transport itself.* <{[ DISTANCE BETWEEN CURRENT LOCATION AND EARTH...CALCULAING....150 hours, 50 minutes, and 32 seconds. SETTING CORSE....COURSE: SET. ACTIVATING PRIMARY ENGINES.....ENGINES:READY. LAUNCH.
  578. *the ship then blasts off at mach 10 speeds, heading towards the location of earth*
  579. *and once it reached it...who know what plans it had for it*
  580. *end of rp*
  581. 11:21
  582. Ty-Dawg
  583. nice
  584. 11:21
  585. Krazar77
  586. alright somebody save this
  587. real quick
  588. thoughts on berserek?
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