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  2. [8/24/2016 2:05:26 AM] greatwheatshrike: http://i.imgur.com/Ulp0Ixo.jpg
  3. everyone say high to the newest charaacter, larry. 'hi, larry."
  4. [8/24/2016 2:05:54 AM] Nya.keEros: HI LARRY
  5. [8/24/2016 2:05:58 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Is Larry INSULTRON'S brother?
  6. [8/24/2016 2:06:18 AM] Nya.keEros: No, it clearly says that Larry's another fucking Fortuna meme.
  7. [8/24/2016 2:06:30 AM] greatwheatshrike: I don't know, i've just met larry now.
  8. [8/24/2016 2:08:57 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Shake down Larry
  9. [8/24/2016 2:09:37 AM] greatwheatshrike: Larry is now agitated with a level 3 agitation.
  10. [8/24/2016 2:14:40 AM] greatwheatshrike: (earthexe drew that, who was one of two out of six total people who doesn't know a fortuna)
  11. [8/24/2016 2:15:07 AM] greatwheatshrike: (larry is a good friend being lent to us. please be kind to larry.)
  12. [8/24/2016 2:16:03 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Kill Larry
  13. [8/24/2016 2:16:25 AM] greatwheatshrike: i'll have to roll for it
  14. [8/24/2016 2:17:38 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Roll roll roll
  15. [8/24/2016 2:19:21 AM] greatwheatshrike: 13
  16. You do some significant damage physically to larry. Some emotional damage is done too as larry wonders why you are doing this. The battle continues
  17. [8/24/2016 2:19:25 AM] greatwheatshrike: >
  18. [8/24/2016 2:19:55 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: > Attempt to summon backup.
  19. [8/24/2016 2:20:20 AM] greatwheatshrike: 1
  20. lol
  21. [8/24/2016 2:21:00 AM] greatwheatshrike: your attempt at summoning backup succeeds, but not in a good way, because all of larry's friends hear your call.
  22. [8/24/2016 2:21:36 AM] greatwheatshrike: they're all much, much bigger than you and also outraged that you would pick on someone so small and helpless and kind and funny and beautiful
  23. [8/24/2016 2:22:31 AM] greatwheatshrike: you are now facing Larry and 25 Class K MekaDroids.
  24. [8/24/2016 2:22:59 AM] greatwheatshrike: Your odds are not very good if you try attacking. Your odds are also not very good if you try escaping.
  25. [8/24/2016 2:23:00 AM] greatwheatshrike: >
  26. [8/24/2016 2:23:34 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: > Hold Larry hostage.
  27. [8/24/2016 2:24:18 AM] greatwheatshrike: 16
  28. >make saving roll
  29. [8/24/2016 2:24:31 AM] Nya.keEros: I'd roll to protect Larry, who deserves none of this horror that Gime's heaping on them, but I know how well that'd go.
  30. [8/24/2016 2:25:08 AM] greatwheatshrike: 4
  31. (an 18 or higher was required to even get out safely once you got surrounded)
  32. [8/24/2016 2:25:27 AM] an unholy demigod 🎷🎃: welp Gime is dead, as per the ancient rules Wheat is now the author of Fortuna
  33. [8/24/2016 2:25:39 AM] Nya.keEros: Now wait.
  34. [8/24/2016 2:25:40 AM] an unholy demigod 🎷🎃: also
  35. [8/24/2016 2:25:46 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Congratulations Wheat.
  36. [8/24/2016 2:25:55 AM] Nya.keEros: Is Larry [Florida Man], or does Wheat inherit that moniker?
  37. [8/24/2016 2:26:00 AM] an unholy demigod 🎷🎃: Wheat has gained [Florida Man].
  38. [8/24/2016 2:26:03 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Doing the Genocide route in Larry simulator is so hard.
  39. [8/24/2016 2:26:07 AM] greatwheatshrike: You inch towards Larry, brandishing your weapon (a bbq skewer) and start to say, "Nobody move, or~"
  40. [8/24/2016 2:28:06 AM] greatwheatshrike: There is a flash of light from i dunno, some kind of eye flash beam or a huge fuckoff acid missile or god knows what the point is you zapped. your body evaporates in an instant. your next of kin bury personal belongings of yours at the funeral because there's nothing else to bury. You Got Slaid.
  41. [8/24/2016 2:28:38 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Rip me.
  42. [8/24/2016 2:32:11 AM] greatwheatshrike: first roll: 1-crit fail 2-5 fail with some backlash 6-11 fail with escape 12-15 damage done, battle continues 16-18 critical damage done, one roll above 5 needed to kill 19-20 kill
  43. [8/24/2016 2:32:15 AM] an unholy demigod 🎷🎃: oh yeah, Pdiddles showed up to help Gime fight off the MekaDroids
  44. [8/24/2016 2:32:21 AM] an unholy demigod 🎷🎃: and was also evaporated
  45. [8/24/2016 2:32:30 AM | Edited 2:32:41 AM] greatwheatshrike: second roll: 1-crit fail 2-5 fail with some backlash 6-10 both miss 11-14 further damage done, battle continues 15-17 critical damage done, one roll above 5 needed to kill 18-20 kill
  46. [8/24/2016 2:33:57 AM] greatwheatshrike: then the third was 1-17: die 18-20 succeed in being able to roll again, maybe with better outlook depending on course of action
  47. [8/24/2016 2:36:39 AM] greatwheatshrike: Fortuna Game Loading Screen Tips: If You Run Into A Larry That You Need To Get Rid Of, Try Poison Or Setting A Trap! This Will Allow You Time To Get Away Before The Beloved Friend Can Discover Your Betrayal.
  48. [8/24/2016 2:36:58 AM] Nya.keEros: Don't fuckle with Larry
  49. [8/24/2016 2:37:34 AM] an unholy demigod 🎷🎃: Or just don't kill Larry.  Really you get nothing for it there's not even an achievement.
  50. [8/24/2016 2:37:57 AM] greatwheatshrike: Uhh, what about the sweet sweet Larry Juice
  51. [8/24/2016 2:38:05 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Yeah it's a rare item!
  52. [8/24/2016 2:38:11 AM] greatwheatshrike: it's an incredibly rare valauable item
  53. [8/24/2016 2:38:35 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: If you sell larry juice you'll be able to pay for at least one whole ship trip.
  54. [8/24/2016 2:38:41 AM] frisk. {ρяιηcεss тαүℓσя}: you could just ask Larry for some juice.
  55. [8/24/2016 2:38:58 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Larry is powered by those juices!
  56. [8/24/2016 2:39:11 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: This ain't no blood bank missy.
  57. [8/24/2016 2:39:17 AM] frisk. {ρяιηcεss тαүℓσя}: maybe Larry would die for you, though.
  58. [8/24/2016 2:39:18 AM] frisk. {ρяιηcεss тαүℓσя}: you don't know.
  59. [8/24/2016 2:39:31 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: That is true. You can befriend the larry.
  60. [8/24/2016 2:39:36 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: And have them die for you.
  61. [8/24/2016 2:39:41 AM] frisk. {ρяιηcεss тαүℓσя}: the point is that it never hurts to talk someone into dying themselves first.
  62. [8/24/2016 2:39:43 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: But isn't that kind of messed up
  63. [8/24/2016 2:39:46 AM] frisk. {ρяιηcεss тαүℓσя}: if that doesn't work, you know, go for it.
  64. [8/24/2016 2:39:50 AM] greatwheatshrike: Thanks for playing, player! Enter an epitaph for your crew's Tombstone, which will be seen by many along the Fortuna Trail:
  65. [8/24/2016 2:40:09 AM | Edited 2:40:13 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Gime
  66. [8/24/2016 2:40:29 AM] an unholy demigod 🎷🎃: [You shake hands with Larry.]
  67. [Larry will now die for you.]
  68. [8/24/2016 2:40:38 AM] greatwheatshrike: [This Tombstone is All Gimes]
  69. [8/24/2016 2:41:30 AM] greatwheatshrike: befriending Larry can be really hit or miss
  70. [8/24/2016 2:42:45 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: The main reason being so that larry is a special character who turns all your rolls in to luck rolls.
  71. [8/24/2016 2:43:00 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: So even your hottest character can look like a total nerd!
  72. [8/24/2016 2:43:09 AM] greatwheatshrike: you might be able to get them to die for you no problem, you might find your characters overcome by their [Woobie] trait and unable to be willing to risk Larry's life, or you might end up in larry's posse and relinquishing control of the ship/giving up on fortuna
  73. [8/24/2016 2:43:51 AM] an unholy demigod 🎷🎃: but then it turns out Larry thinks nerds are cute??? so you never know even then
  74. [8/24/2016 2:43:52 AM] greatwheatshrike: the longer you're attached to larry, the riskier it is
  75. [8/24/2016 2:44:15 AM] greatwheatshrike: Larry thinks it doesn't matter how you look on the outside, you're cool on the inside to them.
  76. [8/24/2016 2:44:25 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Yeah if you befriend a larry you pretty much need to kill them right after. They're too nice.
  77. [8/24/2016 2:44:42 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Your characters might even decide to stop looking for fortuna just to be with larry.
  78. [8/24/2016 2:45:01 AM] greatwheatshrike: All that matters is how you try your hardest, and that you're there for them every time.
  79. [8/24/2016 2:45:15 AM] greatwheatshrike: Larry thinks you're a real good friend.
  80. [8/24/2016 2:45:17 AM] an unholy demigod 🎷🎃: the real Fortuna was the friends we made along the way
  81. [8/24/2016 2:45:35 AM] greatwheatshrike: The Larry ending is one of the better non-victory endings.
  82. [8/24/2016 2:45:51 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: To be honest. I don't think Larry is as nice as Larry seems to be? Like this is fortuna so there has to be some kind of messed up and lame plot twist.
  83. [8/24/2016 2:45:59 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: Like larry being a mind controller.
  84. [8/24/2016 2:46:08 AM] Hermes: The real friends were the money we made along the way
  85. -hasty
  86. [8/24/2016 2:46:23 AM] an unholy demigod 🎷🎃: -Mr. Krabs
  87. [8/24/2016 2:46:27 AM] GimorsCookies🔑: I haven't found the larry planet though. Once I get to the larry planet I'm going to dig deep in to the Larry subplot.
  88. [8/24/2016 2:47:23 AM] Hermes: I don't even know what's happening XD
  89. [8/24/2016 2:47:32 AM] Hermes: I just got home!
  90. [8/24/2016 2:47:52 AM] greatwheatshrike: Larry is actually just that good though.
  91. [8/24/2016 2:48:16 AM] an unholy demigod 🎷🎃: I've tried to look into the Larry Lore but it seems you can't start digging without a shovel.
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