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Chasing Dashy (Incest)

May 25th, 2017
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  1. >You are Rainbow Dash, the coolest and most awesome girl in Canterlot high.
  2. >And you really stepped in it now.
  3. >You couldn't help it. Rarity just wouldn't shut up about bagging yet ANOTHER guy.
  4. ----
  5. >"And I tell you what darlings, he was hung like a horse."
  6. "Oh gross Rarity, some of us are trying to eat over here."
  7. >Rarity looks over at you trying to eat your sandwich.
  8. >"Just because some of us are still virgins doesn't mean that others haven't developed a taste for the finer things in life."
  9. >You snort and put your sandwich down on the tray.
  10. "By "finer things" you mean dicks right? Judging by the word around school you've had plenty of dick to sample from."
  11. >Rarity gasps and puts her hand over her mouth.
  12. >"You take that back right now!"
  13. "No! You keep rubbing your social life in our faces and I'm sick of it."
  14. >Fluttershy pretends to dig through her backpack while twilight tries to calm you and Rarity down.
  15. >"This isn't like you girls at all, calm down."
  16. >Rarity pouts at twilight.
  17. >"But darling! She's calling me a.. a.. Whore!"
  18. "If the dick fits, eh Rarity?"
  19. >"You shut up!"
  20. "Dick dick dick dick dick!"
  21. >Rarity slams her hands down on the table and glares daggers in your direction.
  22. >"Well at least some of us can actually land a boyfriend. I've heard the rumors too ya know."
  23. >Now it's your turn to slam your hands down on the table. Your face is only inches away from rarity's and the smell of a catfight is in the air.
  24. "What exactly are you trying to say?"
  25. >Twilight has sat back down and hidden her head in her hands. She's seen this before and is trying to stay out of the fallout.
  26. >"Just what everyone knows darling."
  27. "What exactly does EVERYONE know?"
  28. >"Why the reason you can never get a boyfriend of course."
  29. >You grit your teeth and stare Rarity dead in the eye.
  30. "DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANOTHER WORD."
  31. >"Say what? Say that you're probably in denial?"
  32. >Fluttershy pops her head out of her bag.
  33. >"What would she be in denial about?"
  34. >Rarity stares right back at you and smirks.
  35. >"She's in denial about being a carpet muncher."
  36. "Carpet...Muncher?"
  37. >You slam your hands down on the table startling everyone around you.
  38. "I am not a carpet muncher! I'll have you know I have a boyfriend!"
  39. >"Oh really now darling? Just how come we've never met him before hmmm?"
  40. "T-thats because he lives out of town."
  41. >"Out of town you say?"
  42. "Yeah, that's right. He lives a few towns over and doesn't get to visit me very often."
  43. >Rarity looks awfuly smug now.
  44. >"Really now."
  45. >You gulp. How are you going to get out of this fine mess you created for yourself?
  46. >Twilight speaks up, her curiosity being sparked by the information of your supposed boyfriend.
  47. >"Why don't you tell us more about him Rainbow?"
  48. >You better think fast. Who do you know that would impress the girls.. think damn it!
  49. >Cousin Anon.
  50. >Of course Anon! Why didn't you think of him sooner?
  51. >You sit back down and try to look as confident as you can.
  52. "He's a bit older than us an-"
  53. >"An older man? Why that's illegal. Ooh How scandalous!"
  54. "Thank you Rarity, as I was saying. He's older and he has a well paying job in some computer lab somewhere."
  55. >Fluttershy interjects now.
  56. >"But rainbow, I thought you only went for the athletic types?"
  57. >You feel yourself quickly getting irritated that somebody was questioning Anon.
  58. "Hey! Even though he's into that dorky stuff he's awesome when it comes to sports!"
  59. >With a loud Eeep Fluttershy hides back in her bag.
  60. "Sorry Flutters, I didn't mean to get so heated up there."
  61. >"It's okay Rainbow, you're just protective of your boyfriend is all."
  62. "Right, that. Anyway, he makes a bunch of money and even has his own house."
  63. >The mention of money and a house catches Rarity's attention.
  64. >"You would say he's quite... well off then?"
  65. "Don't even think about it Rarity. He's already with me and he's not going after anyone else.
  66. >"How can you be so sure hmm?"
  67. "Every time he gets the chance to come out and see me we always have a blast and he spoils me rotten."
  68. >Now twilight is Ooohing.
  69. "You bet. Remember that fancy bracelet I was wearing last year? That was a present from him.
  70. >Drawing the snare to a close Rarity hands you her phone.
  71. "Huh?"
  72. >"What is this mystery man's name Rainbow?"
  73. "His name is Anon, why?"
  74. >"Well why don't you call this "Anon" of yours and have him come out when he can?"
  75. >It's now or never Rainbow. You set yourself up so you better show 'em what you've got.
  76. >"That is, if he's real."
  77. "Fine give me your stupid phone and I'll prove he's real!"
  78. >A few button presses and what feels like an eternity later...
  79. >*Click*
  80. >"Hello?"
  81. "Heya Nonny! I'm on my friend's phone right now because I..uh.. lost my old one."
  82. >"You broke it again didn't you?"
  83. "Heh.. you caught me."
  84. >"Dashy you'll never change will you? I thought I told you to be careful when I got you that phone."
  85. >There is a chorus of quiet snickers from all around you as your face takes on a heavy blush.
  86. "I'm sorry Nonny. But hey listen, I was telling the girls here about you and they really want to meet you. Do ya think you can get some time off from the lab and come pay me, err I mean us a visit?"
  87. >"Hang on, lemmie see real quick.
  88. >...
  89. >...
  90. >"Just talked to the boss and we're golden. See you in a few days."
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