You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?

beat his cracka ass

While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

beat his cracka ass

You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the Vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?

beat his cracka ass

Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?

fuk dat pussy sport i want sum FOOTBALL

Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another Vault resident. What do you do?

shoot his cracka ass

Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?

beat the doors cracka ass .. ??

Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

beat more cracka ass

A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?

nigga i cant even read

You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....
steal his kfc stash nigga o yea

Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?
ME nigga