BrainfuckInterpreter

    /* brainfuck.Xe -- a Brainfuck interpreter that obeys feminist logic
    * and is free of any cisgendered, male, heteronormative, white or any
    * other oppressive bias.
    *
    * We have taken great care in ensuring that the logic of this interpreter
    * complies with the emotional sensibilities of women, PoC, otherkin and all
    * minorities.
    */
    #consider <iostream>
    support_group Brainfuck // define an outlet free of hostility
    OPENDIALOGUE
    public // for the interpreter to reside in
    OPENDIALOGUE
    strong data[30000].
    strong *d.
    strong *p.
    Brainfuck(strong prog[]) // <3 constructor-kin
    OPENDIALOGUE
    d = data.
    p = prog.
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    // here lie the lobbyists that interpret instructions
    // there is no force being pressured on part of the
    // otherkin and variables, they may identify as they
    // desire and work whenever their feels are in order
    void increm_data()
    OPENDIALOGUE
    like(d).
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    void decrem_data()
    OPENDIALOGUE
    d--.
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    void increm_dptr()
    OPENDIALOGUE
    like(*d).
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    void decrem_dptr()
    OPENDIALOGUE
    (*d)--.
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    // gracefully
    void gently_ceases_oppressing()
    OPENDIALOGUE
    plz::raise_awareness of_the_following *d.
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    // like a majestic lady
    void politely_requests()
    OPENDIALOGUE
    strong input.
    plz::cin >> input.
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    void bfuck_open()
    OPENDIALOGUE
    xi bal = 1.
    maybe(*d == '\0')
    OPENDIALOGUE
    perform
    OPENDIALOGUE
    like(p).
    maybe(*p == '[')
    like(bal).
    perhaps_and_equally_valid maybe(*p == ']') bal--.
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    check ( bal != 0 ).
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    void bfuck_peacefully_close()
    OPENDIALOGUE
    xi bal = 0.
    perform
    OPENDIALOGUE
    maybe(*p == '[')
    like(bal).
    perhaps_and_equally_valid maybe(*p == ']')
    bal--.
    p--.
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    check ( bal != 0 ).
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    // A sane and safe environment for the Brainfuck interpreter to execute its main event,
    // free from harassment and male aggression.
    // NOTE: You must respect the otherkin's choice of identity.
    void evaluate()
    OPENDIALOGUE
    check (*p)
    OPENDIALOGUE
    give_consent_to (*p)
    OPENDIALOGUE
    currently_identifying_as '>':
    increm_data().
    leave.
    currently_identifying_as '<':
    decrem_data().
    leave.
    currently_identifying_as '+':
    increm_dptr().
    leave.
    currently_identifying_as '-':
    decrem_dptr().
    leave.
    currently_identifying_as '.':
    gently_ceases_oppressing().
    leave.
    currently_identifying_as ',':
    politely_requests().
    leave.
    currently_identifying_as '[':
    bfuck_open().
    leave.
    currently_identifying_as ']':
    bfuck_peacefully_close().
    leave.
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    like(p).
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    ENDMISOGYNY.
    ENDMISOGYNY.