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  1. Well, I had an interesting encounter. And yeah, to certain people who are like, "Eugh this awkward reading about you" you may want to leave now *cough*
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  3. Anyways! So I've always had a bit of a problem with porn. If the husband watched porn or had porn on him, I always took it offensively, like he wasn't into me. Guys are into porn, I know, that's kind of natural. But that's my own insecurity. Anyways, we got into a porn-free lifestyle (weird considering what I write for a living and that I have friends who send me porn) and I had this...idea. The past couple times when we were at this adult superstore, there was always this Pirates DVD on the counter. It's called like Pirates XXX or something and it's a horrible parody/knockoff of the Pirates of the Caribbean series (guess who's also a huge PotC fangirl :P). So without him knowing, I downloaded the movie and saved it onto a flash drive after the HP I'm on now died a couple months ago. Spoiler alert: Porn stars aren't real actors (who knew, right? xD). I thought the movie was hilarious, but I also thought maybe it would be something to watch with the husband. Sexy cuddle time? I dunno, but I planned on bringing it to him. After life got in the way, I lost the nerve to do it until just recently. A couple days ago, I finally brought the movie to him and proposed he watched. So...we ended up watching this movie together. Couldn't get through the whole thing. He was like "wtf" and I was laughing my ass off. We tried again with random porn vids online and it makes for interesting entertainment when initiating husband and wife time together, if you get my drift.
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  5. So onto my real question: Have you guys ever watched porn with your significant other? Either as some sexy couple time, a starter for sex or just something to laugh at? (The husband tells me he thinks porn is boring and I think it's funny, but we may just be weird o.O) If you haven't, do you wish you could or are you planning to with your girlfriend or boyfriend?
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  7. Post your stories or wants here ;D
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