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Jew Eternal Theory

Jun 16th, 2019
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  1. [12:49 PM] mfw DOOM Eternal exists: okay so are you ready to have your mind blown
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  3. [12:49 PM]Neoaptic:no
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  5. [12:49 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists:okay, hear me out
  6. 12:49 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists:you know how id's game shared a connected universe, between quake, wolfenstein, and doom right
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  8. [12:50 PM]Neoaptic:Yeah
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  10. [12:50 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: now, you know that last year
  11. [12:50 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: Romero himself confirmed DOOMguy, who has been proven to be the same protagonist between Doom 1, 2, 64, 2016, and Eternal, is the descendant of BJ Blazkowicz of Wolfenstein
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  13. [12:51 PM]Neoaptic:Alright
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  15. [12:52 PM] mfw DOOM Eternal exists:Now, Blazcowicz is cofirmed in events of Wolfenstein 2 to be a full fledged goy from his moms side, making DOOMguy a goy as well correct
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  17. [12:52 PM]Neoaptic: Oh God...
  18. [12:52 PM]Neoaptic: Shawn no
  19. [12:52 PM]Neoaptic: Don't do this
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  21. [12:53 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: shawn yes
  22. [12:53 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: gimme 1 second
  23. [12:53 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: Now, for this argument to work, we have to delve into Kabbalah judaism, a school of tjhought that branches off hasidic judaism that formed in 12th century hebrew france
  24. [12:53 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: You following me so far
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  26. [12:55 PM]Neoaptic: Kind of
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  28. [12:56 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: if something gets confusing let me know
  29. [12:56 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: basically, kabbalah and hasidic is like protestant and catholic to christianity
  30. [12:56 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: now, hear me out
  31. [12:56 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: Kabbalah is a few important beliefs, were not delving into all of it, just a couple of specific note
  32. traditionally, jews dont believe in hell, it varies but the general idea is heaven exists, hell is more of a shame you feel for your wrongdoing if that makes sense
  33. [12:56 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: Theres things like Gehinnom which is like purgatorybut in Kabbah, theres 7 different sections of a hell, and the one I want to focus on is Abbadon, "the realm of the dead" or Sheol ("underworld")
  34. [12:56 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: in Job 31:12, Abbadon is references with fire and destruction, other references to fireclose enough]now, in theory, if we stretch it a little bit, Abbadon could fit the description very loosely with DOOM 2016's helltheres no satan present anytime in DOOM lore
  35. [12:56 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: Now, for context, another stretchdemons do appear in the talmud, breifly mentioned, but do. You know where they do appear more tho? Thats right, in KabbalahThe kabbah mentiones "oither side" a domain of evil and how demons are in constant battledemons and jews, and constant battle you say?mighty erection buildingmighty erection maintainting indeed
  36. [12:56 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: mention of demons? check. Mention of hell/hell type of dimension? check. IN line with a form of jewish beliefs? Check. Now, we put a bit of a writing twist by adding sci fi and making an athletic hebrew man, a rare myth indeed, and it works. Theres no christian symbolism in DOOM 2016 per se, nothing direct.
  37. [12:56 PM]mfw DOOM Eternal exists: let me know when youre done reding or have any questions
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  39. [1:24 PM]Neoaptic: On one hand I want to call you an absolute cuckmuffin
  40. [1:24 PM]Neoaptic: On the other hand I want to give you a Nobel Peace Prize for how near rock solid this theory is
  41. [1:24 PM]Neoaptic: However you do realize by providing me with this information, I can never go back and play DOOM ever again
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  43. [2:00 PM] mfw DOOM Eternal exists: another note
  44. [2:00 PM] mfw DOOM Eternal exists: kabbalah also has satan present in case the theory the icon of sin is satan
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