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  1. ]Valiant Hammer: Now, where's my favourite bad Shopkeeper called Aideen. I wonder.
  2. [4:42]*Void God Nashor spawns.
  3. [4:42]Doctor Mercy Ziegler disconnected.
  4. [4:42]Aideen Iron Fire: bITCH WHAT
  5. [4:43]Healing Star: Those were some rough games
  6. [4:44]*Talon D Couteau leaned back against the Foxy lady and sighed. Content Kaylon noises.
  7. [4:44]*Volpe raked nails along his sides.
  8. [4:44]SupportSlut: GOATS = The Standard Tank in League
  9. [4:44]Healing Star: You right
  10. [4:45]Valiant Hammer: What. I said favourite Shopkeeper. And by saying that, I betrayed the one I think to be my real favourite Shopkeeper.
  11. [4:45]Valiant Hammer: But at least you are here and it's good. Tired?
  12. [4:45]*Talon D Couteau shivered at this gesture. Oof... Deep throaty growl purring ensued.
  13. [4:46]Way: Aideen's adorkable.
  14. [4:46]*Aideen Iron Fire just glares.
  15. [4:46]Camie disconnected.
  16. [4:46]Shen Kusho: What a legacy.
  17. [4:46]Shen Kusho: The GOAT comp.
  18. [4:46]Volpe: Goats is so strong.
  19. [4:46]Volpe: The call ashe the 'goats counter' but she just feels healer ults.
  20. [4:46]SupportSlut: Let me clean some stuff up and we can play. That and let my pain killers kick in
  21. [4:47]Shen Kusho: The final lines "The team might be fading away, but the comp lives on...as cancer"
  22. [4:47]Valiant Hammer: We really got to settle our problems Aideen.
  23. [4:47]Aideen Iron Fire: What problems
  24. [4:47]Healing Star: Best quote
  25. [4:47]*Valiant Hammer shrugs
  26. [4:48]Valiant Hammer: The fact that tou don't want a hug from me is one.
  27. [4:48]Valiant Hammer: You, even.
  28. [4:49]Valiant Hammer: at least Pluck accepts them.
  29. [4:49]Way: Way also accepts hugs.
  30. [4:50]Valiant Hammer: You are my pet dragon apparently, since I'm married to Stacked.
  31. [4:50]Master of Evil: Same.
  32. [4:50]Valiant Hammer: Yes yes, both of you.
  33. [4:51]Aideen Iron Fire: I never said that
  34. [4:51]Valiant Hammer: YOU DID.
  35. [4:51]Volpe: Uh, I'm doing comp or I would, Slut.
  36. [4:51]Way: I mean if that's the case lemme snuggle you c:
  37. [4:52]Aideen Iron Fire: Also when did you marry Stacked!?
  38. [4:52]Valiant Hammer: No Way. Just hugs.
  39. [4:52]Valiant Hammer: Huh, two days ago.
  40. [4:52]Valiant Hammer: Why?
  41. [4:53]Knave: If Volpe was homework, I'd do her.
  42. [4:53]*Aideen Iron Fire squint
  43. [4:53]Volpe: You've been saying that for years you tease
  44. [4:53]Valiant Hammer: Why are you squinting now.
  45. [4:53]Way: Hugs are fine. But snugs are better.
  46. [4:54]*Karina couch flops.
  47. [4:54]Valiant Hammer: I don't know what you could do Way, so not now.
  48. [4:54]Aideen Iron Fire: Why did you get married to Stacked? Just. Wat.
  49. [4:54]*Adorned in Gold stretches onto her couch, lazily lying on her stomach.
  50. [4:55]*Way offers a hug to Poppy then! Arms out, with a lil' smile on her face.
  51. [4:55]Way: May go give Alex a big surprise, soon too~
  52. [4:55]*Adorned in Gold squint
  53. [4:55]Valiant Hammer: She wanted to marry with me. And she's good looking, inteligent, charismatic... Every good thing for a yordle.
  54. [4:56]Way: Why you squinting now
  55. [4:56]*Valiant Hammer accepts the hug from Way.
  56. [4:56]*Way gives a nice ol' hug, she was toasty and warm!
  57. [4:56]*Valiant Hammer her hug is just strong and healthy.
  58. [4:57]Ahri Konishi is now Away. [♥ "Don't you trust me?~"]
  59. [4:58]Valiant Hammer: And I also love Stacked. Why that question Aideen? Are you jealous?
  60. [4:58]*Aideen Iron Fire no one wants to marry me. I should go back to being a hermit.
  61. [4:58]*Talon D Couteau sweatdrops. Pinkchat.
  62. [4:58]Valiant Hammer: No. You changed that. Don't.
  63. [4:59]*Master of Evil might consider it.
  64. [4:59]Way: Aideen, I wanna marry you.
  65. [5:00]Valiant Hammer: Aideen. You just have to propose to the frienss that love you, just like me.
  66. [5:00]Aideen Iron Fire: ....That's not how it works! That's too easy!
  67. [5:00]Valiant Hammer: Friends*
  68. [5:01]Way: Oh, please. Y'now you love me, 'deen <3
  69. [5:01]Deranged: bloo
  70. [5:02]Da Prodigal Explorer: Blue chat gang.
  71. [5:03]Valiant Hammer: Then go out with those friends, learn to know them... Do things woth them, maybe. And them if you like them, well propose them for marriage! Huh, Aideen.
  72. [5:04]*Aideen Iron Fire squints. Also yes Way she loves you but you're already her apprentice.
  73. [5:05]Gwenpoool disconnected.
  74. [5:05]Way: I wanna be more than an apprentice to you, 'deen.
  75. [5:05]Valiant Hammer: I'm nothing to you Aideen anyway.
  76. [5:05]Aideen Iron Fire: If that was true I wouldn't be talking to you!
  77. [5:06]Valiant Hammer: Huh. Right.
  78. [5:06]Valiant Hammer: but you don't want hugs from me..
  79. [5:07]Aideen Iron Fire: I said no ONCE.
  80. [5:07]MamaDonna connected.
  81. [5:08]Aideen Iron Fire: I will not be guilt tripped into hugs.
  82. [5:08]Valiant Hammer: That still counts.
  83. [5:08]MamaDonna disconnected.
  84. [5:08]Katarina TheSinister connected.
  85. [5:09]Ahri Essence Thief: Heard all the cool kids were into OC these days. [i.imgur.com]
  86. [5:09]Tea - Gardner connected.
  87. [5:10]Deadlocked Bandida connected.
  88. [5:10]Aideen Iron Fire: The original
  89. [5:10]Tea - Gardner is now Looking.
  90. [5:11]Nasura: Cool purple not gay purple.
  91. [5:11]Da Prodigal Explorer: ...I gotta find the Naruto OC.
  92. [5:11]Tea - Gardner is now Looking. [I need dick like a dehydrated woman needs water.]
  93. [5:11]*YG Tristana slides in to hug Aideen. '3'
  94. [5:11]Valiant Hammer: But anyways, why have I called you bad shopkeeper huh? You only sell your stuff to Heroes. And not to your non-hero friend.
  95. [5:12]Valiant Hammer: I'm sire you wouldn't want to sell a health potion to a dying man who's not a hero.
  96. [5:12]Valiant Hammer: Sure, even.
  97. [5:13]*Aideen Iron Fire holds off Tristana with one hand, one her head, so that she's waggling her arms in that amusing manner. "Not the best time." Before huffing at Poppy. "Well maybe if you called yourself a hero, I'd consider it. Also no, I wouldn't sell a dying man a potion. I'd give it to him. Cause I'm not a psycho."
  98. [5:13]Deranged: finding ocs is like digging through the dumpster
  99. [5:13]YG Tristana rolls 1d20: 20
  100. [5:13]Ahri Essence Thief: Don't mock trash pandas.
  101. [5:13]Deranged: Especially in the sonic fandom.
  102. [5:13]*YG Tristana is getting that damn hug.
  103. [5:14]Ahri Essence Thief: Do we consider the live action sonic movie an OC?
  104. [5:14]*Nasura couch flops.
  105. [5:14]Aideen Iron Fire: We consider that an abomination.
  106. [5:14]Deranged: Probably.
  107. [5:14]The Clot Thickens: Why is he so muscular?
  108. [5:14]Ahri Essence Thief: But how do the furries feel?
  109. [5:14]*Way just sorta blinks as she listens to the exchange. She...really didn't know what to make of it; She'd never heard of Poppy as a particularly venomous individual.
  110. [5:14]Deranged: aroused
  111. [5:14]Nasura: I just wonder which Knuckles will be in the movie. The OG one or the lanky one.
  112. [5:14]Shen Kusho: They havent even shown his face.
  113. [5:15]Shen Kusho: Thats what scares me.
  114. [5:15]Deranged: why not Ugandan knuckles.
  115. [5:15]The Clot Thickens: He's going to look like Sonic.exe and none of us are ready for it.
  116. [5:15]Ahri Essence Thief: All you need to know that little jimjim is going to play the eggiest of men.
  117. [5:15]Ahri Essence Thief: So you know you are in for a ride.
  118. [5:15]SupportSlut: BACK! Also Sorry Volpe I spaced out while cleaning
  119. [5:16]Nasura: Why are yu running Sonic. Why are you running.
  120. [5:16]Deep Purple: uwu
  121. [5:16]*Valiant Hammer huffs back to her. "Look, I'm been over the hero talk for years since I have the Hammer by my sides. I'm simply not the one. I can't be a hero, I'm just a... Courier. But at least it's reassuring that you would give and not sell to a dying man."
  122. [5:16]SupportSlut: Friendly reminder a lot of "kids" movies coming out are not for kids.
  123. [5:18]Valiant Hammer: please I can't write English today.
  124. [5:18]*Way pulled her compass from under her furred collar, the needle pointe d west, and Way turned her head that way, a brow raised. "Wonder what it's pointing to this time."
  125. [5:19]*Nasura demands hugs.
  126. [5:19]Ahri Essence Thief: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IohqehPSJ-Y&t=8m47s I Really want it to be like this.
  127. [5:19]Kayn ---: [twitter.com]
  128. [5:19]Valiant Hammer: also, Aideen.
  129. [5:19]YG Tristana: Aideen, how much for a rapid fire cannon? '3'
  130. [5:21]*Aideen Iron Fire sighed and rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah. Excuses excuses. I'm just gonna go over here. When you think of a reason you can't be a hero, tell me. A real one" The shopkeeper declared, going to one of the stools. "A rapid fire cannon is 2.2k Trist."
  131. [5:21]Valiant Hammer: She won't sell it to you. You're not a hero
  132. [5:21]YG Tristana: What if I offers a bribe of a bacon sandwich for a discount...?
  133. [5:21]Way: Maybe she's declining selling to you, because you're chiding her and claiming she'd deny a dying man his salvation.
  134. [5:21]YG Tristana: Excuse you, I am a hero. '3'
  135. [5:22]*Valiant Hammer wh- what. SHE'S NOT A HERO SHE'S A GUNNER.
  136. [5:22]*YG Tristana equips a green tunic and matching cap. Hero. '3
  137. [5:22]*Way padded after Aideen, and kept a safe distance. She was there if her teacher needed her, she stayed close at hand, and tried to not be intrusive - Which admittedly, is a step up from when Aideen met Way. The Dragonyordle didn't quite understand boundaries like that at first.
  138. [5:22]YG Tristana: '3'*
  139. [5:23]Aideen Iron Fire: Anyone can be a hero if they try, Poppy.
  140. [5:23]YG Tristana: So do I get a discount for throwing in a yummy delicious bacon sandwich?
  141. [5:23]Valiant Hammer: I hate you. I'm not a hero. Period.
  142. [5:24]Aideen Iron Fire: I am not a fan of bacon sandwiches.
  143. [5:24]Da Prodigal Explorer: I'm pretty sure one can't achieve hero status while being a part of a military organization... that's known for their war crimes.
  144. [5:24]*YG Tristana pouts. "But all I has in 1.8k on me..."
  145. [5:24]*Aideen Iron Fire thumbs up to the Poppy. Also will allow Way to be in close proximity since she's going to sleep soonish
  146. [5:25]Deadlocked Bandida is now Online. [Only here for a lil' while. Then work. Ugh.]
  147. [5:25]*YG Tristana dips Way and gives the Dragordle a smooch.
  148. [5:25]Master of Evil: I played Neeko for the first time... And I feel gross.
  149. [5:26]*Valiant Hammer goes in a corner, but not before commanding a pint of absinthe. don't worry she will drink it.
  150. [5:26]*Way blinks as she was suddenly smooched. She was disarmed to say the least at the sudden affection in the midst of this.
  151. [5:27]Subject Aurora disconnected.
  152. [5:27]Valiant Hammer: Aideen. Go to hell. I hope that the next so called "hero" you see will find a way to turn you drooling over his cock-- Oh wait you already do that.
  153. [5:27]Aideen Iron Fire: I'm out
  154. [5:28]*Master of Evil blinks...
  155. [5:28]YG Tristana: Woah, need to chill there...
  156. [5:29]Valiant Hammer: Yeah right, don't face the truth. should't have drink a pint of absinthe...
  157. [5:30]Valiant Hammer: shit she really left the inn.... Go me.
  158. [5:30]YG Tristana: Yeah you are going waaaay into left field into the uncool zone.
  159. [5:30]Way: Didn't take you for such a venomous Yordle, Poppy.
  160. [5:31]Master of Evil: I like it! More bite, always more bite!
  161. [5:32]KDA-Evelynn disconnected.
  162. [5:32]Valiant Hammer: ain't supposed to act like that with Poppy, with any character I play.
  163. [5:32]Master of Evil: Always. More. Bite.
  164. [5:32]*Valiant Hammer Falls head first on the table.
  165. [5:33]Kayn ---: I've just been watching this the entire time and I only have one thing to say.
  166. [5:33]Rose of Noxus connected.
  167. [5:33]Kayn ---: Uncool.
  168. [5:33]*Rose of Noxus arrives.
  169. [5:33]Master of Evil: Most cool.
  170. [5:33]Shen Kusho: Oh god
  171. [5:33]*The Clot Thickens waves
  172. [5:33]Da Prodigal Explorer: Just calm down, everyone. I think she can see that, now.
  173. [5:34]Rose of Noxus: Aaah, Shen.
  174. [5:34]Master of Evil: I think everyone having to chime in is probably the uncoolest.
  175. [5:34]Kayn ---: That's the power of hindsight.
  176. [5:34]Rose of Noxus: What did I miss?
  177. [5:34]Kayn ---: I think.
  178. [5:34]Valiant Hammer: I'm just gonna shotgun myself because that fucked my reputation of being nice
  179. [5:35]Master of Evil: You missed some IC shit and a bunch of people chiming in like a bunch of kids who saw their sibling take from the cookie jar.
  180. [5:35]Da Prodigal Explorer: No one keeps that reputation for long, especially with alcohol involved. It looks better to fix these situations than to never have them, as long as it's genuine.
  181. [5:36]Way: Funny thing about mistakes; You learn from them and bounce back.
  182. [5:36]*YG Tristana squishes Way's tail in her hands. So soft and plush.
  183. [5:36]Remina: ree
  184. [5:36]Sarah Fortune connected.
  185. [5:36]Sarah Fortune: Right, then.
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