FEATS OF STRENGTH - AGDQ
Kolthor_TheBarbarian Nov 21st, 2017 (edited) 253 Never
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- KOLTHOR THE BARBARIAN
- FEATS OF STRENGTH - Road to AGDQ
- AGDQ is next month and I need to train for the race like a TRUE BARBARIAN! But I need your help. I have engineered a series of challenges to test my focus and skill under duress. You the viewers can help if you choose to do so.
- I have create over 30 new alerts for the stream and all will be priced very cheap to activate (5 cents to 5 dollars). You can try and distract me with these alerts or you can utilize the Donation Bonus of each Feat for extra effect. Make me laugh, make me cringe, and try to make me fail!
- -FEAT #1 - Trial by Pain - after every level I attach a clothes pin to my body. If I die, I have to add 1 MEGA Pin to an ear.
- Donation Bonus: $2 or 200 bit donations to add another pin to anywhere of your choosing (above the waist ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- -FEAT #2 - Trial by Beer- After each level of Yoshi, do a shot of beer. Deaths = 1 extra shot of beer
- Donation Bonus: $3 or 300 bit donation and I will raise my glass in cheers.... too my mouth..... with beer ( MAX 20 Bonuses so I don't die)
- -FEAT #3 - Trial by Stim - I hook myself up to an Electronic Muscle Stimulator (yes I have one). After each split if I lose time, I crank up the power, if I save time, I get to lower the power. **disclaimer** The EMS I am using is safe and is intended for use in this manner.
- Donation Bonus: $4 or 400 bit donation to adjust the power (Up or Down ) to the area of your choice. (left arm, right arm, back , or chest )
- -FEAT #4 - Trial by Fire - after each split if I lose time, I have to eat a super spicy chicken wing, if I save time, I get milk. 5 dollar donation or sub, I have to eat a chip with ghost pepper salsa, someone can buy me a milk drink for 10$,
- Donation Bonus: $5 or 500 bit donation to make me eat a chip with Ghost Pepper Salsa
- ** Subs will also trigger the Donation Bonus
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