11:49pm: New Year's Eve [F4A]

11:49pm: New Year's Eve

[F4A][dirty talk]
for GWA by /u/rubber_foal

Sound FX:
*computer sounds - typing on keyboard and mouse clicks
*cell phone ringing
*door open/closing
*distant fireworks/cheering (optional, but effective)

Author's Notes:
*"AvatarPorn" is mentioned as a strange NSFW subreddit. If you like, you can substitute the bizarre subreddit of your choice.
*You can change the time in the title if you want to. The end of the audio is supposed to be midnight, so after you know how long your recording is, subtract it from 12:00 and you'll have your start time.

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<take a long drink from a bottle. we hear the bottle placed on the desk. keyboard clacking and mouse clicking sounds>

<talking quietly to self> Random not-safe-for-work... don't fail me now.

<click>

"AvatarPorn". Hmmm...

Yep. This'll work.

<cell phone rings>

Fuck.

<ringing stops as you answer>

Hey... Alicia? Hello?

<loudly> Move away from the speakers! I can't hear you!

Yeah... yeah. That's better. What's up?

No. No, I'm not coming out tonight. It's nearly midnight anyway, I'll miss the countdown.

I don't care! I hate New Year's Eve and I don't like parties. You guys have fun without me, okay?

I am not! I'm not drinking alone! And I'm not on reddit!

Shut up. I'm not.

Okay. Okay! Bye!

<sigh>

Hurry up, pizza man!  Forty five minutes my ass.

<another long drink from the bottle>

<clicking and keyboard clacking>

Hmm. Hardly any new posts on GWA since yesterday. I guess they're all out partying too.


<knock on the door>


Finally!


<door opens>

Hey- Oh! Hey there.

Yeah. Double pepperoni with stuffed crust, right? Thanks.

I've got the exact money. Here you go.

<money changes hands>

Actually, I have a tip for you. It's on the counter, if you don't mind hanging on a sec? Why don't you just come in real quick?

<door closes>

Sorry, I hope you don't mind that I'm wearing just a t-shirt and panties.

Okay... I've got your tip... right here...

<rustling of paper money>  There you go buddy.

Just pop the pizza on the counter. Cheers.

<pause>

<door opens>

Thank you! Yeah, Happy New Year to you as well.

<door closes>

<you take a bite of food, chewing loudly>

Mmm.

Okay, where was I? Oh yeah, "AvatarPorn".

<clicking and clacking>


<knock on the door>


You've gotta be kidding me.

<a moment passes, then the door opens again>

Oh, hey Phil. What's up?

It's cool, you guys aren't being loud at all. Chill out, it's New Year's Eve! What am I gonna do, call the cops?

No I'm not alone! <awkward laugh> Me and my buddies are hanging out, going hard, y'know? We like to party pretty hard.  We're having so much fun.

Okay, cool. We probably won't, but thanks for the offer. Alrighty. I should probably get back to the party. We'll be sure to visit you guys next door if we feel like partying less harder. <laugh> Okay. Thanks Phil. Bye.

<door closes>

<hushed> "Less harder"? Geez. Fucking idiot.

<pause>

<more clacking and clicking at the computer>

Hmmm... "AvatarPorn", you suck. Let's see what else Random NSFW has for me.

Oh, hello! "Cumsluts".

Oh. Yes. Oh, yes please. Uh-huh! How have I not been here before?

"subscribed"!

<take another bite of pizza, chewing loudly>

<you begin to become more and more aroused>

<with mouth full> Fuck yeah. Oh yeah, you dirty little cumslut.

<swallow>

<you remove your panties and begin rubbing yourself>

Oh! Mmmf. Yes I am. Yes I am. Yes, I am a dirty little cumslut.

Fuck. Yes. I just want your cum, baby. I need your cum.

<wet noises become more audible and intense>

Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

"Oh! Hello Mr. Pizza Deliveryman. Yes I did order a stuffed crust pizza with extra meat." Mmf.

Yeah I've got your tip right here. Right fucking here. Right fucking here. Yes. Is that an acceptable tip, Mr Pizza Deliveryman? Huh?

Yes it is. Yes it is.

Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Fuck yes.

Oh fuck, you're so fucking hot. You're fucking hot, Mr. Pizza Guy. Fill me up. Fucking fill me up. I'm a greedy fucking cumslut.

<wet sounds continue as you moan>

Oh! Hi Phil. Mmf.

No you're not being too loud. I hope I'm not being too loud! <laugh>

I was just fucking the pizza delivery guy. What are you up to?

You wanna come over here and stick that cock in my mouth, Phil? Huh? Yeah you do. Yeah you do. That's why you came over tonight, isn't it? You wanted to stuff that cock down my throat. Isn't that right, Phil?

Fuck my face Phil. Fuck my face while the pizza guy fucks me. Yes. I can't get enough. I love cock. I fucking love it.

Oh Phil. You're so fucking hot. Do you know how hard it is... living next door to someone as hot as you? It's fucking hard.

Oh fuck, Phil, your cock is even nicer than I imagined.  It's a fucking nice cock.

Oh yeah. I've wanted this for so fucking long. Fuck me, Phil. It's your turn. It's your turn, Phil.

<masturbation noises intensify>

Fuck yeah. Pound me Phil. Fucking pound me. Pound me!

I'm your dirty fucking cumslut! Oh yes I am! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!  I'm your filthy fucking whore, Phil. You like fucking the quiet girl next door, don't you Phil? Don't you? You didn't realize that the shy girl next door was a filthy fucking cumslut, huh Phil?

Oh Phil. Won't you friends be wondering where you are? Don't you have a party to be at? Why don't you invite all of your friends over here, and they can all jack their cocks off and cum all over me? Yeah, cover me in fucking cum. I fucking love it.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Oh... hi there Alicia. I was just about to let these strangers cum all over me. Did you want to eat my pussy while they do it?

Yeah you do. Oh fuck yeah, you do. You fucking slut Alicia. God, I've wanted you to eat my pussy for so fucking long. Oh.

Oh fuck yes, Alicia. Fuck yes. Fucking eat my pussy while these strangers cum all over us. Fuck!

Yeah. Fucking cum! Cum all over me! I'm a dirty fucking cumslut! Fuck yes! Fuck I love cum!

Yes! Photograph me! Fuck yeah. Post it to reddit. Post it to cumsluts. Then all of those fucking creeps can jack off to me.

Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

<improv to climax>

<in the distance, we hear fireworks and cheering>

<breathing winds down>

<breathlessly> Oh shit. It's midnight. Happy new year everybody.

<hum "Auld Lang Syne">