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- (2:02:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols entered the room.
- (2:02:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: m8
- (2:02:47 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: my fucking main
- (2:02:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: got perma banned
- (2:03:30 AM) Elo: lol
- (2:03:31 AM) Elo: on lol?
- (2:03:33 AM) Elo: or eve
- (2:03:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yes
- (2:03:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:03:42 AM) Elo: dude why
- (2:03:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: for repeated in game violation
- (2:03:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: via tribunal
- (2:03:47 AM) Elo: ah fuck
- (2:03:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: those fucks
- (2:03:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: seriously
- (2:03:51 AM) Elo: just file an appeal
- (2:03:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: there is 1.
- (2:03:53 AM) Elo: call them niggers
- (2:03:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: a mute button
- (2:03:56 AM) Elo: that'll show them
- (2:03:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 2.
- (2:03:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: a language filter
- (2:04:00 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: why the fuck
- (2:04:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: can you be banned
- (2:04:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: for anything verbal
- (2:04:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in that game
- (2:04:08 AM) Elo: dunno man
- (2:04:12 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its simply bananas
- (2:04:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i can understand banning for
- (2:04:17 AM) RonMexxico: should call them faggots about it
- (2:04:27 AM) Elo: they should get their turbans out of their asses and unban you
- (2:04:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 1. trolling, 2. afk, 3. feeding. 4. deliberately telling people where people are
- (2:04:37 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: those things
- (2:04:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: clearly fairly banable
- (2:04:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but words?
- (2:05:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: words are words, and there are 2 tools given to players to 100% remove any kind of verbal abuse
- (2:05:03 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in the game
- (2:05:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: period
- (2:05:21 AM) Elo: thats dumb man
- (2:05:22 AM) Elo: god
- (2:05:25 AM) Elo: niggers man
- (2:05:26 AM) Elo: all of them
- (2:05:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: it really is fucking stupid
- (2:05:32 AM) Elo: file an appeal
- (2:05:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i filed a petition
- (2:05:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to the help desk
- (2:05:40 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: with the argument i just proposed
- (2:05:42 AM) Elo: did they fuckin help you yet?
- (2:05:45 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i had 40$ on that account
- (2:05:45 AM) Elo: its a fuckin help desk
- (2:05:46 AM) Elo: god
- (2:05:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and nearly all champs
- (2:06:12 AM) Elo: fuck ma
- (2:06:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: I dont understand
- (2:06:17 AM) Elo: if that was me i'd be pissed
- (2:06:20 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: how they expect 0 vulgarity
- (2:06:21 AM) Elo: how are you not raging right now
- (2:06:22 AM) Elo: ?
- (2:06:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in an anonymous and competative setting
- (2:06:26 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: YEA OK
- (2:06:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its fucking stuipd
- (2:06:47 AM) Elo: yeah
- (2:06:49 AM) Elo: fuck
- (2:06:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: from what i understand
- (2:06:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you cant get accounts unbanned
- (2:06:59 AM) Elo: I got a lvl 8 account you can borrow
- (2:07:02 AM) Elo: till then
- (2:07:03 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i got a lvl 20
- (2:07:10 AM) Elo: mine has olaf
- (2:07:10 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: my alt is actually pretty far up
- (2:07:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yureportme
- (2:07:25 AM) Elo: oh right
- (2:07:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i just dont fucking understand
- (2:07:37 AM) Elo: me either man
- (2:07:40 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: vulgarity shouldnt be a banable offense
- (2:07:48 AM) Elo: why cant people just accept that sometimes they're being niggers
- (2:07:50 AM) Elo: you know
- (2:07:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:07:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lolol
- (2:08:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i mean
- (2:08:05 AM) Elo: its like chris rock explaining the word faggot
- (2:08:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i dont say mean shit
- (2:08:07 AM) Elo: same thing
- (2:08:09 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to people
- (2:08:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that dont deserve it
- (2:08:15 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i say good shit
- (2:08:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to peole that do good
- (2:08:21 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and get pissed
- (2:08:23 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: at people that dont cooperate
- (2:08:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and suck
- (2:08:30 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: usually the extent
- (2:08:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: of what i say to a fail ass teammate
- (2:08:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: is HOLY FUCK
- (2:08:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: STOP FEEDING
- (2:08:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: AND I WILL CARRY YOU
- (2:08:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and thats about it
- (2:08:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: OR GET A WARD
- (2:08:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: STOP EXTENDING
- (2:08:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: BUY THIS
- (2:08:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: OR THIS
- (2:09:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: AND YOU CAN BE USEFUL
- (2:09:02 AM) Elo: yeah
- (2:09:04 AM) Elo: like
- (2:09:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i mean
- (2:09:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i dont go out of my way
- (2:09:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to get pissed at players that arent doing somethin gwrong to beginwith
- (2:09:23 AM) Elo: yeah
- (2:09:28 AM) Elo: man
- (2:09:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i cant tell if your trolling me right now though
- (2:09:47 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:09:49 AM) Elo: im not
- (2:09:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: oh
- (2:09:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: well
- (2:09:55 AM) Elo: oh but about my knee
- (2:09:58 AM) Elo: get this
- (2:10:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hm
- (2:10:04 AM) Elo: sent the x-rays to dr oz
- (2:10:08 AM) Elo: he says imma heal up good
- (2:10:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:10:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: dr oz makes me so irate
- (2:10:20 AM) Elo: so no worries
- (2:10:21 AM) Elo: why?
- (2:10:25 AM) Elo: hes on tv dude
- (2:10:44 AM) Elo: guy deserve an emmy
- (2:11:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:11:30 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: because most of the shit he promotes/talks about, isnt really doing much for people
- (2:11:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like legitimately
- (2:11:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hes like the oprah of medicine
- (2:11:40 AM) Elo: why not hes a doctor?
- (2:11:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and thats not saying much
- (2:11:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if you actually watch his show
- (2:11:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
- (2:11:54 AM) Elo: I tivo it
- (2:11:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: some of the shit he does
- (2:11:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or talks abou tit
- (2:12:00 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: is purely for sales
- (2:12:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and promotion of something
- (2:12:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but rarely is it ever about actually getting healthy
- (2:12:14 AM) Elo: well he probably owns a medicine company
- (2:12:22 AM) Elo: so he can recommend his quality products for patients
- (2:12:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hes not a good doctor
- (2:12:28 AM) Elo: why not
- (2:12:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: a good doctor
- (2:12:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: would be up there
- (2:12:40 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: explaining modern illnesses
- (2:12:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: how to avoid them
- (2:12:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: modern lifestyles
- (2:12:45 AM) Elo: like aids?
- (2:12:47 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and what they can cause
- (2:12:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yes
- (2:12:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
- (2:12:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he could actually discuss
- (2:12:55 AM) Elo: dont be gay
- (2:12:55 AM) Elo: no aids
- (2:12:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: really important shit
- (2:13:03 AM) Elo: like emmys
- (2:13:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: getting yearly flu vaccines
- (2:13:10 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: explaining that vaccines dont cause autism
- (2:13:11 AM) Elo: flu vaccine is a scam dude
- (2:13:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no it really isnt
- (2:13:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:13:20 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its a gamble though
- (2:13:20 AM) Elo: yes it is
- (2:13:26 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: let me explain
- (2:13:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the flu vaccine
- (2:13:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: typically contains 2 strands of immunity protection
- (2:13:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to common flu strains
- (2:13:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the 3rd strand
- (2:13:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: is LAST seasons most common strain outbreak
- (2:14:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: ideally
- (2:14:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the vaccine will protect you this season
- (2:14:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: sometimes there are outbreaks of strains that were not covered by the vaccine
- (2:14:24 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so some people still get the flu
- (2:14:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thus is the gamble
- (2:14:40 AM) Elo: my friend thinks he has polio
- (2:14:40 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: we cannot purely predict nature
- (2:14:46 AM) Elo: do you know the symptoms?
- (2:14:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: polio usually starts in childhood
- (2:14:58 AM) Tornim left the room.
- (2:15:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but
- (2:15:10 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if you have polio
- (2:15:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and never were vaccinated
- (2:15:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: usually 7-14 days after infection
- (2:15:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you usually wont show symptoms early on
- (2:15:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but you mainly get meningitis
- (2:15:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and become paralytic
- (2:16:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the early basic symptoms are flu like
- (2:16:12 AM) Elo: well hes got the flu
- (2:16:15 AM) Elo: should he be worried?
- (2:16:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
- (2:16:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 1-2% of all people
- (2:16:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: infected with polio
- (2:16:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: will get aseptic meningitis
- (2:16:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and the paralitic muscle related portion
- (2:17:04 AM) Elo: so he should be ok even if he has polio?
- (2:17:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: from what i understand
- (2:17:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yes
- (2:17:16 AM) Elo: ok cool
- (2:17:20 AM) Elo: will tell him
- (2:17:40 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: what makes him think he has polio
- (2:17:41 AM) Elo: see thats why we need more doctor shows on tv
- (2:17:43 AM) Elo: dunno
- (2:17:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: did he never get vaccinated
- (2:17:44 AM) Elo: hes a freak
- (2:17:47 AM) Elo: no he didnt
- (2:17:50 AM) Elo: but like
- (2:17:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: say what
- (2:17:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
- (2:17:55 AM) Elo: you need a tv show
- (2:17:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thats a requirement in the states
- (2:17:59 AM) Elo: need like a doctor tv channekl
- (2:18:00 AM) Elo: 24\7
- (2:18:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: Dr. Chols
- (2:18:07 AM) Elo: yeah
- (2:18:14 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: Dr. Chols show
- (2:18:17 AM) Elo: can just tell them to get fucked if they have aids
- (2:18:20 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:18:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: how old is your friend
- (2:18:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and wtf did he not get vaccinated for
- (2:18:32 AM) Elo: can be like the jerry springer of medicine
- (2:18:36 AM) Elo: hes 14
- (2:18:46 AM) Elo: dunno
- (2:18:51 AM) Elo: guess he just didnt want to go
- (2:18:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: what symptoms is he having
- (2:18:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the ones of serious concern
- (2:19:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: are muscle aches
- (2:19:03 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and loss of reflexes
- (2:19:09 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thast when shit can get serious
- (2:19:23 AM) Elo: sore throat and fever and stuff
- (2:19:28 AM) Elo: slow at responding
- (2:19:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: paralysis usually is recoverable after a few months
- (2:19:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but 15-30% of adults will die from it
- (2:19:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and 2-5 % of kids
- (2:19:47 AM) Elo: but hes only a little boy
- (2:19:51 AM) Elo: he cant die man
- (2:19:55 AM) Elo: hes only 14
- (2:20:00 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in all likely hood its not polio
- (2:20:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: polio doesnt exist in the US
- (2:20:05 AM) Elo: what could it be
- (2:20:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: we eradicated it
- (2:20:08 AM) Elo: im in canada
- (2:20:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i think canada is also clear too
- (2:20:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: tbh
- (2:20:19 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: let me check
- (2:20:31 AM) Elo: ok
- (2:20:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the last case
- (2:20:49 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: of polio that was certified
- (2:20:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: was 1994
- (2:21:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that was indiginous at least
- (2:21:07 AM) Elo: how does it get certified
- (2:21:08 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: (came from there)
- (2:21:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: was reported offically
- (2:21:15 AM) Elo: oh
- (2:21:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: officially
- (2:21:18 AM) Elo: so he died of it
- (2:21:22 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no
- (2:21:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: was just reported
- (2:21:28 AM) Elo: ok
- (2:21:28 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to be an actual case of polio
- (2:21:32 AM) Elo: what did they do after
- (2:21:35 AM) Elo: do they treat it
- (2:21:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: guy recovered
- (2:21:38 AM) Elo: ah
- (2:21:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yea
- (2:21:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its rare as fuck
- (2:21:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to get polio in the US/Canada
- (2:21:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: we eradicated it
- (2:21:59 AM) Elo: so is winning the lotto
- (2:21:59 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: with the vaccine
- (2:22:02 AM) Elo: but it still happens
- (2:22:10 AM) Elo: maybe he won the polio lotto
- (2:22:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: most cases are brought here from other countries
- (2:22:13 AM) Elo: or lost
- (2:22:15 AM) Elo: I guess]
- (2:22:24 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so hes got sore throat
- (2:22:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and thats it?
- (2:22:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: does he have a fever?
- (2:22:29 AM) Elo: and fever
- (2:22:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: how high
- (2:22:33 AM) Elo: and like slow responses
- (2:22:36 AM) Elo: I dunno im not dr oz
- (2:22:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: slow responses?
- (2:22:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: elaborate
- (2:22:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: responses to what
- (2:23:02 AM) Elo: like I threw a football at him and he couldnt catch it in time
- (2:23:06 AM) Elo: hit him in the head
- (2:23:12 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hmm
- (2:23:14 AM) Elo: hes usually fast
- (2:23:19 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that kinda concerns me
- (2:23:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: does he feel physically weak
- (2:23:44 AM) Elo: yeah
- (2:23:45 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: well hes clearly infected with something
- (2:23:51 AM) Elo: maybe he has aids
- (2:23:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: ( i know that sounds obvious)
- (2:23:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but you have to rule things out
- (2:24:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: ok
- (2:24:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so
- (2:24:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: right now
- (2:24:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i know he has a fever
- (2:24:09 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: feels weak
- (2:24:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: slow muscle response
- (2:24:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: sore throat
- (2:24:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: anything else?
- (2:24:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: is he having diarrhea
- (2:24:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: constipation
- (2:24:41 AM) Elo: I dunno im not his toilet
- (2:24:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: ask him
- (2:24:50 AM) Elo: its 1:30
- (2:24:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: is he having any other symptoms at all
- (2:24:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: im just sayin
- (2:24:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: when you get the chance
- (2:24:58 AM) Elo: well
- (2:25:00 AM) Elo: I dunno
- (2:25:04 AM) Elo: headaches
- (2:25:06 AM) Elo: and stuff
- (2:25:08 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: how long has this been
- (2:25:09 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: going on
- (2:25:13 AM) Elo: like 3 weeks
- (2:25:19 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: THREE WEEKS
- (2:25:23 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: ....
- (2:25:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
- (2:25:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: fever
- (2:25:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and all for 3 weeks?
- (2:25:33 AM) Elo: no
- (2:25:36 AM) Elo: but like sore throat
- (2:25:38 AM) Elo: and slow responses
- (2:25:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thats super unusual
- (2:25:46 AM) Elo: hasnt been able to catch the football for weeks
- (2:25:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: has he been to a doctor
- (2:25:48 AM) Elo: just keeps hitting him
- (2:25:57 AM) Elo: once I think
- (2:26:00 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he may have mono
- (2:26:05 AM) Elo: whats that
- (2:26:10 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: infectious mononucleosis
- (2:26:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: very very common blood born virus
- (2:26:19 AM) Elo: is it deadly
- (2:26:22 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thats transferred usually through saliva
- (2:26:24 AM) Elo: how do you get it
- (2:26:24 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: can be
- (2:26:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: drinking after others
- (2:26:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i had it
- (2:26:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and lost like
- (2:26:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 40 lbs
- (2:26:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: almost died
- (2:26:42 AM) Elo: dude youre skinny as fuck
- (2:26:49 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i was 140 at age 16
- (2:26:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: "normal"
- (2:26:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lost down to 95 lbs
- (2:27:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in 3 months
- (2:27:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: been recovering since
- (2:27:19 AM) Elo: sounds harsh
- (2:27:21 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its brutal
- (2:27:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
- (2:27:28 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its reallyc ommon at his age
- (2:27:30 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: espeically
- (2:27:31 AM) Elo: why
- (2:27:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if hes kissing girls
- (2:27:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or
- (2:27:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: drinking after people
- (2:27:39 AM) Elo: no he doesnt kiss girls
- (2:27:49 AM) Elo: hes saving himself for marriage
- (2:27:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 14 is typically the age
- (2:28:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: weakness and sore throat are commmon sypmtoms
- (2:28:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: same with fever
- (2:28:19 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its a subtype of herpes
- (2:28:21 AM) Elo: but like super slow responses
- (2:28:25 AM) Elo: like
- (2:28:25 AM) Elo: bam
- (2:28:28 AM) Elo: football head
- (2:28:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its a disease brought about with the ebstein barr virus
- (2:28:29 AM) Elo: everytime
- (2:28:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its can ruin your concentration
- (2:28:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: deplete you of energy
- (2:28:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: it disables your oxygen binding capacity
- (2:29:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: of your red blood cellls
- (2:29:05 AM) Elo: ah dam
- (2:29:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so you cant really carry oxygen well
- (2:29:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so you get SUPER tired
- (2:29:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: SUPER easy
- (2:29:14 AM) Elo: thats why he cant run with me anymore
- (2:29:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and usually
- (2:29:22 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you have extreme nasuea
- (2:29:23 AM) Elo: trying to buff him the fuck out
- (2:29:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or diarrhea
- (2:29:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: as your body cant like
- (2:29:29 AM) Elo: gonna be like arnold
- (2:29:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: figure out wtf to do to get rid of it
- (2:29:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so it tries everything
- (2:29:50 AM) Elo: well if I give him nyquil and shit will it go away then
- (2:29:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no
- (2:29:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:30:00 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: dont give him that
- (2:30:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he may need antibiotics
- (2:30:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or antivirals
- (2:30:10 AM) Elo: like what
- (2:30:10 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he needs to see a doctor
- (2:30:15 AM) Elo: I can give him penicililin
- (2:30:15 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and get blood cultures done
- (2:30:20 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that may not help
- (2:30:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if its a virus
- (2:30:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: antibiotics wont help
- (2:30:34 AM) Elo: gotta think of wwdod here
- (2:30:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: they arent living
- (2:30:35 AM) Elo: tbh
- (2:30:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if its a pathogen
- (2:30:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: non viral
- (2:31:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: then antibiotics can potentially help
- (2:31:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or antifungals if its a fungus
- (2:31:14 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: more than likely its a gram positive bug
- (2:31:23 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: those tend to be pretty common
- (2:31:31 AM) Elo: whats that
- (2:31:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: a blood culture will reveal what it is
- (2:31:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
- (2:31:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: staph
- (2:31:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: strep
- (2:31:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: gram positive bacteria
- (2:31:56 AM) Elo: thats from earting dick dude
- (2:31:58 AM) Elo: he doesnt have that
- (2:32:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no
- (2:32:03 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its not
- (2:32:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that shit is everywhere
- (2:32:08 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its on your skin
- (2:32:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: right now
- (2:32:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: sometimes it gets where it isnt supposed to
- (2:32:21 AM) Elo: like dick skin
- (2:32:22 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and causes an infection
- (2:32:26 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: nah m8
- (2:32:30 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: your thinking syphallis
- (2:32:38 AM) Elo: maybe he has that
- (2:32:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:32:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: are you trolling
- (2:32:50 AM) Elo: no
- (2:32:50 AM) [0RIGN] Mfume Apocal: lol
- (2:32:53 AM) Elo: trying to help my friend
- (2:33:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: for real though
- (2:33:08 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he needs to see a docter
- (2:33:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: doctor*
- (2:33:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: get a blood culture done
- (2:33:16 AM) Elo: arent you a doctor
- (2:33:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i cant tell what its is with general symptoms
- (2:33:28 AM) Elo: can you guys just skype
- (2:33:33 AM) Elo: and you tell him what it is
- (2:33:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thats the criteria for a shit load of stuff
- (2:33:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: potentially yes
- (2:33:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he needs bloodwork done
- (2:33:59 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so he can see what is actually the root of the infection
- (2:34:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and treat accordingly
- (2:34:23 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: + if he had polio
- (2:34:26 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he would have paralysis
- (2:34:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: at 3 weeks
- (2:34:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and he would be in recoery
- (2:34:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and not be able to feel at least 1 of his legs
- (2:34:45 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and lose his reflexes
- (2:35:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but tbh
- (2:35:06 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: i fell asleep
- (2:35:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: polio can take 30 days
- (2:35:08 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to show symptoms
- (2:35:20 AM) Elo: dana do you know anything about polio??
- (2:35:28 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: seriously doubt he has polio m8
- (2:35:32 AM) Elo: ok
- (2:35:42 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: wait, chols you have some std? gotta stop sleeping with the bargin hookers man
- (2:35:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: h,?
- (2:35:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: we all do
- (2:35:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: dana
- (2:35:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:36:05 AM) Elo: I dont have an std
- (2:36:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: herpes is the most common virus family on the the planet
- (2:36:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yes you do
- (2:36:09 AM) Elo: no
- (2:36:14 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 9 out of 10 people
- (2:36:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: have the ebstein barr virus
- (2:36:21 AM) Elo: im the 1 of 10
- (2:36:22 AM) Elo: who doesnt
- (2:36:24 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: passed to them by their mother
- (2:36:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or their siblings
- (2:36:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its the most common virus on the planet
- (2:36:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in the blood
- (2:36:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: only 1 out of those 9
- (2:36:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: will ever develop mono
- (2:37:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: a sub disease that is brought about by the virus
- (2:37:06 AM) Elo: dude I dont have any viruses
- (2:37:09 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:37:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 200$
- (2:37:14 AM) Elo: I would know
- (2:37:15 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: says you do
- (2:37:17 AM) Elo: I would know
- (2:37:20 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no you wouldnt
- (2:37:24 AM) Elo: yes I would
- (2:37:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: shit can be dormant
- (2:37:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: your entire life
- (2:37:30 AM) Elo: no it fuckin cant
- (2:37:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yes
- (2:37:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: it can
- (2:37:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:37:36 AM) Elo: I would know if I was sick
- (2:37:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if you make any human contact
- (2:37:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: at all
- (2:37:48 AM) Elo: I barely do
- (2:37:49 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if youve ever had sex with a girl
- (2:37:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: period
- (2:37:51 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: the nile is also a river Elo
- (2:37:59 AM) Elo: i havent
- (2:38:03 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you are a virgin
- (2:38:05 AM) Elo: yeah
- (2:38:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: at 25
- (2:38:08 AM) Elo: im 23
- (2:38:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: wtf?
- (2:38:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i thought you were older than me
- (2:38:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: were both 23
- (2:38:18 AM) Elo: no
- (2:38:20 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: i was a virgin till i was 19, it happens
- (2:38:23 AM) Elo: im 24 on feb 2
- (2:38:26 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i was till 17
- (2:38:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hm
- (2:38:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you are older
- (2:38:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: barely
- (2:38:37 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: seriouslyt hough
- (2:38:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 200$ says
- (2:38:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if you went and got bloodwork done
- (2:38:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you got some kind of virus in you
- (2:38:49 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: right now
- (2:38:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: guaranteed
- (2:38:54 AM) Elo: yeah the fuckin elo virus
- (2:38:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:39:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: im not trolling at all
- (2:39:05 AM) Elo: neither am I
- (2:39:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: we all are infected with something
- (2:39:07 AM) Elo: im healthy as fuck
- (2:39:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its part of being human
- (2:39:15 AM) Elo: no
- (2:39:31 AM) Elo: you know what
- (2:39:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: life threatening bacteria
- (2:39:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: on your skin
- (2:39:36 AM) Elo: no
- (2:39:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: right now
- (2:39:37 AM) Elo: fuck you
- (2:39:38 AM) Elo: not me
- (2:39:41 AM) Elo: I just showered
- (2:39:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:39:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that wont kill
- (2:39:47 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: what im referring to
- (2:39:48 AM) Elo: yes it will
- (2:39:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you have MRSA
- (2:39:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in your nose
- (2:39:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: right now
- (2:39:56 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: you probably have a really good immune system, but you still might have on of those viruses chols is talking about
- (2:40:06 AM) Elo: you know what
- (2:40:07 AM) Elo: 200 bucks
- (2:40:09 AM) Elo: its on
- (2:40:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: go to a doctor
- (2:40:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: show me your lab values
- (2:40:17 AM) Elo: gonna send the question to dr oz
- (2:40:19 AM) Elo: see what he says
- (2:40:24 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and ill money wire you
- (2:40:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 200$
- (2:40:28 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if im wrong
- (2:40:31 AM) Elo: dr oz is judge
- (2:40:33 AM) Elo: agreed?
- (2:40:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
- (2:40:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no
- (2:40:36 AM) Elo: why
- (2:40:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he doesnt deal with that
- (2:40:40 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: canadian dollar or us dollars? :P
- (2:40:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thats not his practice
- (2:40:42 AM) Elo: hes a doctor dude
- (2:40:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: there are different kinds of doctors elo
- (2:40:53 AM) Elo: yeah shit ones
- (2:40:55 AM) Elo: who arent on tv
- (2:40:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hes a general practioner
- (2:40:58 AM) Elo: and good ones who are
- (2:41:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and an ex surgeon
- (2:41:15 AM) Elo: dude he has an emmy
- (2:41:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you are trying to troll
- (2:41:19 AM) Elo: how can he be shit
- (2:41:19 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so hard
- (2:41:29 AM) Elo: no im legit
- (2:41:33 AM) Elo: 200 bucks going on here
- (2:41:38 AM) Elo: one sec
- (2:41:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: your trollin
- (2:41:40 AM) Elo: hold on
- (2:41:46 AM) Elo: give 2 minutes
- (2:41:48 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: we're BL., when do we NOT troll....
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