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  1. (2:02:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols entered the room.
  2. (2:02:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: m8
  3. (2:02:47 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: my fucking main
  4. (2:02:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: got perma banned
  5. (2:03:30 AM) Elo: lol
  6. (2:03:31 AM) Elo: on lol?
  7. (2:03:33 AM) Elo: or eve
  8. (2:03:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yes
  9. (2:03:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  10. (2:03:42 AM) Elo: dude why
  11. (2:03:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: for repeated in game violation
  12. (2:03:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: via tribunal
  13. (2:03:47 AM) Elo: ah fuck
  14. (2:03:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: those fucks
  15. (2:03:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: seriously
  16. (2:03:51 AM) Elo: just file an appeal
  17. (2:03:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: there is 1.
  18. (2:03:53 AM) Elo: call them niggers
  19. (2:03:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: a mute button
  20. (2:03:56 AM) Elo: that'll show them
  21. (2:03:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 2.
  22. (2:03:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: a language filter
  23. (2:04:00 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: why the fuck
  24. (2:04:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: can you be banned
  25. (2:04:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: for anything verbal
  26. (2:04:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in that game
  27. (2:04:08 AM) Elo: dunno man
  28. (2:04:12 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its simply bananas
  29. (2:04:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i can understand banning for
  30. (2:04:17 AM) RonMexxico: should call them faggots about it
  31. (2:04:27 AM) Elo: they should get their turbans out of their asses and unban you
  32. (2:04:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 1. trolling, 2. afk, 3. feeding. 4. deliberately telling people where people are
  33. (2:04:37 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: those things
  34. (2:04:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: clearly fairly banable
  35. (2:04:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but words?
  36. (2:05:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: words are words, and there are 2 tools given to players to 100% remove any kind of verbal abuse
  37. (2:05:03 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in the game
  38. (2:05:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: period
  39. (2:05:21 AM) Elo: thats dumb man
  40. (2:05:22 AM) Elo: god
  41. (2:05:25 AM) Elo: niggers man
  42. (2:05:26 AM) Elo: all of them
  43. (2:05:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: it really is fucking stupid
  44. (2:05:32 AM) Elo: file an appeal
  45. (2:05:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i filed a petition
  46. (2:05:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to the help desk
  47. (2:05:40 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: with the argument i just proposed
  48. (2:05:42 AM) Elo: did they fuckin help you yet?
  49. (2:05:45 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i had 40$ on that account
  50. (2:05:45 AM) Elo: its a fuckin help desk
  51. (2:05:46 AM) Elo: god
  52. (2:05:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and nearly all champs
  53. (2:06:12 AM) Elo: fuck ma
  54. (2:06:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: I dont understand
  55. (2:06:17 AM) Elo: if that was me i'd be pissed
  56. (2:06:20 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: how they expect 0 vulgarity
  57. (2:06:21 AM) Elo: how are you not raging right now
  58. (2:06:22 AM) Elo: ?
  59. (2:06:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in an anonymous and competative setting
  60. (2:06:26 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: YEA OK
  61. (2:06:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its fucking stuipd
  62. (2:06:47 AM) Elo: yeah
  63. (2:06:49 AM) Elo: fuck
  64. (2:06:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: from what i understand
  65. (2:06:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you cant get accounts unbanned
  66. (2:06:59 AM) Elo: I got a lvl 8 account you can borrow
  67. (2:07:02 AM) Elo: till then
  68. (2:07:03 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i got a lvl 20
  69. (2:07:10 AM) Elo: mine has olaf
  70. (2:07:10 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: my alt is actually pretty far up
  71. (2:07:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yureportme
  72. (2:07:25 AM) Elo: oh right
  73. (2:07:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i just dont fucking understand
  74. (2:07:37 AM) Elo: me either man
  75. (2:07:40 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: vulgarity shouldnt be a banable offense
  76. (2:07:48 AM) Elo: why cant people just accept that sometimes they're being niggers
  77. (2:07:50 AM) Elo: you know
  78. (2:07:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  79. (2:07:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lolol
  80. (2:08:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i mean
  81. (2:08:05 AM) Elo: its like chris rock explaining the word faggot
  82. (2:08:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i dont say mean shit
  83. (2:08:07 AM) Elo: same thing
  84. (2:08:09 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to people
  85. (2:08:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that dont deserve it
  86. (2:08:15 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i say good shit
  87. (2:08:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to peole that do good
  88. (2:08:21 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and get pissed
  89. (2:08:23 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: at people that dont cooperate
  90. (2:08:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and suck
  91. (2:08:30 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: usually the extent
  92. (2:08:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: of what i say to a fail ass teammate
  93. (2:08:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: is HOLY FUCK
  94. (2:08:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: STOP FEEDING
  95. (2:08:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: AND I WILL CARRY YOU
  96. (2:08:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and thats about it
  97. (2:08:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: OR GET A WARD
  98. (2:08:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: STOP EXTENDING
  99. (2:08:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: BUY THIS
  100. (2:08:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: OR THIS
  101. (2:09:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: AND YOU CAN BE USEFUL
  102. (2:09:02 AM) Elo: yeah
  103. (2:09:04 AM) Elo: like
  104. (2:09:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i mean
  105. (2:09:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i dont go out of my way
  106. (2:09:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to get pissed at players that arent doing somethin gwrong to beginwith
  107. (2:09:23 AM) Elo: yeah
  108. (2:09:28 AM) Elo: man
  109. (2:09:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i cant tell if your trolling me right now though
  110. (2:09:47 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  111. (2:09:49 AM) Elo: im not
  112. (2:09:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: oh
  113. (2:09:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: well
  114. (2:09:55 AM) Elo: oh but about my knee
  115. (2:09:58 AM) Elo: get this
  116. (2:10:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hm
  117. (2:10:04 AM) Elo: sent the x-rays to dr oz
  118. (2:10:08 AM) Elo: he says imma heal up good
  119. (2:10:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  120. (2:10:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: dr oz makes me so irate
  121. (2:10:20 AM) Elo: so no worries
  122. (2:10:21 AM) Elo: why?
  123. (2:10:25 AM) Elo: hes on tv dude
  124. (2:10:44 AM) Elo: guy deserve an emmy
  125. (2:11:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  126. (2:11:30 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: because most of the shit he promotes/talks about, isnt really doing much for people
  127. (2:11:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like legitimately
  128. (2:11:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hes like the oprah of medicine
  129. (2:11:40 AM) Elo: why not hes a doctor?
  130. (2:11:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and thats not saying much
  131. (2:11:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if you actually watch his show
  132. (2:11:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
  133. (2:11:54 AM) Elo: I tivo it
  134. (2:11:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: some of the shit he does
  135. (2:11:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or talks abou tit
  136. (2:12:00 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: is purely for sales
  137. (2:12:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and promotion of something
  138. (2:12:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but rarely is it ever about actually getting healthy
  139. (2:12:14 AM) Elo: well he probably owns a medicine company
  140. (2:12:22 AM) Elo: so he can recommend his quality products for patients
  141. (2:12:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hes not a good doctor
  142. (2:12:28 AM) Elo: why not
  143. (2:12:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: a good doctor
  144. (2:12:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: would be up there
  145. (2:12:40 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: explaining modern illnesses
  146. (2:12:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: how to avoid them
  147. (2:12:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: modern lifestyles
  148. (2:12:45 AM) Elo: like aids?
  149. (2:12:47 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and what they can cause
  150. (2:12:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yes
  151. (2:12:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
  152. (2:12:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he could actually discuss
  153. (2:12:55 AM) Elo: dont be gay
  154. (2:12:55 AM) Elo: no aids
  155. (2:12:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: really important shit
  156. (2:13:03 AM) Elo: like emmys
  157. (2:13:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: getting yearly flu vaccines
  158. (2:13:10 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: explaining that vaccines dont cause autism
  159. (2:13:11 AM) Elo: flu vaccine is a scam dude
  160. (2:13:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no it really isnt
  161. (2:13:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  162. (2:13:20 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its a gamble though
  163. (2:13:20 AM) Elo: yes it is
  164. (2:13:26 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: let me explain
  165. (2:13:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the flu vaccine
  166. (2:13:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: typically contains 2 strands of immunity protection
  167. (2:13:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to common flu strains
  168. (2:13:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the 3rd strand
  169. (2:13:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: is LAST seasons most common strain outbreak
  170. (2:14:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: ideally
  171. (2:14:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the vaccine will protect you this season
  172. (2:14:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: sometimes there are outbreaks of strains that were not covered by the vaccine
  173. (2:14:24 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so some people still get the flu
  174. (2:14:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thus is the gamble
  175. (2:14:40 AM) Elo: my friend thinks he has polio
  176. (2:14:40 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: we cannot purely predict nature
  177. (2:14:46 AM) Elo: do you know the symptoms?
  178. (2:14:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: polio usually starts in childhood
  179. (2:14:58 AM) Tornim left the room.
  180. (2:15:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but
  181. (2:15:10 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if you have polio
  182. (2:15:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and never were vaccinated
  183. (2:15:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: usually 7-14 days after infection
  184. (2:15:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you usually wont show symptoms early on
  185. (2:15:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but you mainly get meningitis
  186. (2:15:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and become paralytic
  187. (2:16:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the early basic symptoms are flu like
  188. (2:16:12 AM) Elo: well hes got the flu
  189. (2:16:15 AM) Elo: should he be worried?
  190. (2:16:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
  191. (2:16:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 1-2% of all people
  192. (2:16:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: infected with polio
  193. (2:16:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: will get aseptic meningitis
  194. (2:16:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and the paralitic muscle related portion
  195. (2:17:04 AM) Elo: so he should be ok even if he has polio?
  196. (2:17:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: from what i understand
  197. (2:17:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yes
  198. (2:17:16 AM) Elo: ok cool
  199. (2:17:20 AM) Elo: will tell him
  200. (2:17:40 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: what makes him think he has polio
  201. (2:17:41 AM) Elo: see thats why we need more doctor shows on tv
  202. (2:17:43 AM) Elo: dunno
  203. (2:17:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: did he never get vaccinated
  204. (2:17:44 AM) Elo: hes a freak
  205. (2:17:47 AM) Elo: no he didnt
  206. (2:17:50 AM) Elo: but like
  207. (2:17:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: say what
  208. (2:17:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
  209. (2:17:55 AM) Elo: you need a tv show
  210. (2:17:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thats a requirement in the states
  211. (2:17:59 AM) Elo: need like a doctor tv channekl
  212. (2:18:00 AM) Elo: 24\7
  213. (2:18:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: Dr. Chols
  214. (2:18:07 AM) Elo: yeah
  215. (2:18:14 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: Dr. Chols show
  216. (2:18:17 AM) Elo: can just tell them to get fucked if they have aids
  217. (2:18:20 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  218. (2:18:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: how old is your friend
  219. (2:18:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and wtf did he not get vaccinated for
  220. (2:18:32 AM) Elo: can be like the jerry springer of medicine
  221. (2:18:36 AM) Elo: hes 14
  222. (2:18:46 AM) Elo: dunno
  223. (2:18:51 AM) Elo: guess he just didnt want to go
  224. (2:18:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: what symptoms is he having
  225. (2:18:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the ones of serious concern
  226. (2:19:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: are muscle aches
  227. (2:19:03 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and loss of reflexes
  228. (2:19:09 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thast when shit can get serious
  229. (2:19:23 AM) Elo: sore throat and fever and stuff
  230. (2:19:28 AM) Elo: slow at responding
  231. (2:19:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: paralysis usually is recoverable after a few months
  232. (2:19:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but 15-30% of adults will die from it
  233. (2:19:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and 2-5 % of kids
  234. (2:19:47 AM) Elo: but hes only a little boy
  235. (2:19:51 AM) Elo: he cant die man
  236. (2:19:55 AM) Elo: hes only 14
  237. (2:20:00 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in all likely hood its not polio
  238. (2:20:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: polio doesnt exist in the US
  239. (2:20:05 AM) Elo: what could it be
  240. (2:20:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: we eradicated it
  241. (2:20:08 AM) Elo: im in canada
  242. (2:20:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i think canada is also clear too
  243. (2:20:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: tbh
  244. (2:20:19 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: let me check
  245. (2:20:31 AM) Elo: ok
  246. (2:20:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: the last case
  247. (2:20:49 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: of polio that was certified
  248. (2:20:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: was 1994
  249. (2:21:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that was indiginous at least
  250. (2:21:07 AM) Elo: how does it get certified
  251. (2:21:08 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: (came from there)
  252. (2:21:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: was reported offically
  253. (2:21:15 AM) Elo: oh
  254. (2:21:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: officially
  255. (2:21:18 AM) Elo: so he died of it
  256. (2:21:22 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no
  257. (2:21:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: was just reported
  258. (2:21:28 AM) Elo: ok
  259. (2:21:28 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to be an actual case of polio
  260. (2:21:32 AM) Elo: what did they do after
  261. (2:21:35 AM) Elo: do they treat it
  262. (2:21:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: guy recovered
  263. (2:21:38 AM) Elo: ah
  264. (2:21:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yea
  265. (2:21:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its rare as fuck
  266. (2:21:51 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to get polio in the US/Canada
  267. (2:21:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: we eradicated it
  268. (2:21:59 AM) Elo: so is winning the lotto
  269. (2:21:59 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: with the vaccine
  270. (2:22:02 AM) Elo: but it still happens
  271. (2:22:10 AM) Elo: maybe he won the polio lotto
  272. (2:22:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: most cases are brought here from other countries
  273. (2:22:13 AM) Elo: or lost
  274. (2:22:15 AM) Elo: I guess]
  275. (2:22:24 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so hes got sore throat
  276. (2:22:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and thats it?
  277. (2:22:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: does he have a fever?
  278. (2:22:29 AM) Elo: and fever
  279. (2:22:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: how high
  280. (2:22:33 AM) Elo: and like slow responses
  281. (2:22:36 AM) Elo: I dunno im not dr oz
  282. (2:22:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: slow responses?
  283. (2:22:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: elaborate
  284. (2:22:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: responses to what
  285. (2:23:02 AM) Elo: like I threw a football at him and he couldnt catch it in time
  286. (2:23:06 AM) Elo: hit him in the head
  287. (2:23:12 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hmm
  288. (2:23:14 AM) Elo: hes usually fast
  289. (2:23:19 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that kinda concerns me
  290. (2:23:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: does he feel physically weak
  291. (2:23:44 AM) Elo: yeah
  292. (2:23:45 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: well hes clearly infected with something
  293. (2:23:51 AM) Elo: maybe he has aids
  294. (2:23:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: ( i know that sounds obvious)
  295. (2:23:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but you have to rule things out
  296. (2:24:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: ok
  297. (2:24:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so
  298. (2:24:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: right now
  299. (2:24:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i know he has a fever
  300. (2:24:09 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: feels weak
  301. (2:24:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: slow muscle response
  302. (2:24:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: sore throat
  303. (2:24:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: anything else?
  304. (2:24:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: is he having diarrhea
  305. (2:24:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: constipation
  306. (2:24:41 AM) Elo: I dunno im not his toilet
  307. (2:24:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: ask him
  308. (2:24:50 AM) Elo: its 1:30
  309. (2:24:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: is he having any other symptoms at all
  310. (2:24:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: im just sayin
  311. (2:24:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: when you get the chance
  312. (2:24:58 AM) Elo: well
  313. (2:25:00 AM) Elo: I dunno
  314. (2:25:04 AM) Elo: headaches
  315. (2:25:06 AM) Elo: and stuff
  316. (2:25:08 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: how long has this been
  317. (2:25:09 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: going on
  318. (2:25:13 AM) Elo: like 3 weeks
  319. (2:25:19 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: THREE WEEKS
  320. (2:25:23 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: ....
  321. (2:25:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
  322. (2:25:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: fever
  323. (2:25:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and all for 3 weeks?
  324. (2:25:33 AM) Elo: no
  325. (2:25:36 AM) Elo: but like sore throat
  326. (2:25:38 AM) Elo: and slow responses
  327. (2:25:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thats super unusual
  328. (2:25:46 AM) Elo: hasnt been able to catch the football for weeks
  329. (2:25:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: has he been to a doctor
  330. (2:25:48 AM) Elo: just keeps hitting him
  331. (2:25:57 AM) Elo: once I think
  332. (2:26:00 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he may have mono
  333. (2:26:05 AM) Elo: whats that
  334. (2:26:10 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: infectious mononucleosis
  335. (2:26:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: very very common blood born virus
  336. (2:26:19 AM) Elo: is it deadly
  337. (2:26:22 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thats transferred usually through saliva
  338. (2:26:24 AM) Elo: how do you get it
  339. (2:26:24 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: can be
  340. (2:26:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: drinking after others
  341. (2:26:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i had it
  342. (2:26:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and lost like
  343. (2:26:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 40 lbs
  344. (2:26:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: almost died
  345. (2:26:42 AM) Elo: dude youre skinny as fuck
  346. (2:26:49 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i was 140 at age 16
  347. (2:26:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: "normal"
  348. (2:26:58 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lost down to 95 lbs
  349. (2:27:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in 3 months
  350. (2:27:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: been recovering since
  351. (2:27:19 AM) Elo: sounds harsh
  352. (2:27:21 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its brutal
  353. (2:27:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
  354. (2:27:28 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its reallyc ommon at his age
  355. (2:27:30 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: espeically
  356. (2:27:31 AM) Elo: why
  357. (2:27:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if hes kissing girls
  358. (2:27:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or
  359. (2:27:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: drinking after people
  360. (2:27:39 AM) Elo: no he doesnt kiss girls
  361. (2:27:49 AM) Elo: hes saving himself for marriage
  362. (2:27:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 14 is typically the age
  363. (2:28:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: weakness and sore throat are commmon sypmtoms
  364. (2:28:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: same with fever
  365. (2:28:19 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its a subtype of herpes
  366. (2:28:21 AM) Elo: but like super slow responses
  367. (2:28:25 AM) Elo: like
  368. (2:28:25 AM) Elo: bam
  369. (2:28:28 AM) Elo: football head
  370. (2:28:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its a disease brought about with the ebstein barr virus
  371. (2:28:29 AM) Elo: everytime
  372. (2:28:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its can ruin your concentration
  373. (2:28:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: deplete you of energy
  374. (2:28:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: it disables your oxygen binding capacity
  375. (2:29:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: of your red blood cellls
  376. (2:29:05 AM) Elo: ah dam
  377. (2:29:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so you cant really carry oxygen well
  378. (2:29:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so you get SUPER tired
  379. (2:29:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: SUPER easy
  380. (2:29:14 AM) Elo: thats why he cant run with me anymore
  381. (2:29:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and usually
  382. (2:29:22 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you have extreme nasuea
  383. (2:29:23 AM) Elo: trying to buff him the fuck out
  384. (2:29:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or diarrhea
  385. (2:29:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: as your body cant like
  386. (2:29:29 AM) Elo: gonna be like arnold
  387. (2:29:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: figure out wtf to do to get rid of it
  388. (2:29:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so it tries everything
  389. (2:29:50 AM) Elo: well if I give him nyquil and shit will it go away then
  390. (2:29:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no
  391. (2:29:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  392. (2:30:00 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: dont give him that
  393. (2:30:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he may need antibiotics
  394. (2:30:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or antivirals
  395. (2:30:10 AM) Elo: like what
  396. (2:30:10 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he needs to see a doctor
  397. (2:30:15 AM) Elo: I can give him penicililin
  398. (2:30:15 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and get blood cultures done
  399. (2:30:20 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that may not help
  400. (2:30:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if its a virus
  401. (2:30:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: antibiotics wont help
  402. (2:30:34 AM) Elo: gotta think of wwdod here
  403. (2:30:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: they arent living
  404. (2:30:35 AM) Elo: tbh
  405. (2:30:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if its a pathogen
  406. (2:30:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: non viral
  407. (2:31:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: then antibiotics can potentially help
  408. (2:31:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or antifungals if its a fungus
  409. (2:31:14 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: more than likely its a gram positive bug
  410. (2:31:23 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: those tend to be pretty common
  411. (2:31:31 AM) Elo: whats that
  412. (2:31:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: a blood culture will reveal what it is
  413. (2:31:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: like
  414. (2:31:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: staph
  415. (2:31:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: strep
  416. (2:31:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: gram positive bacteria
  417. (2:31:56 AM) Elo: thats from earting dick dude
  418. (2:31:58 AM) Elo: he doesnt have that
  419. (2:32:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no
  420. (2:32:03 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its not
  421. (2:32:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that shit is everywhere
  422. (2:32:08 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its on your skin
  423. (2:32:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: right now
  424. (2:32:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: sometimes it gets where it isnt supposed to
  425. (2:32:21 AM) Elo: like dick skin
  426. (2:32:22 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and causes an infection
  427. (2:32:26 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: nah m8
  428. (2:32:30 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: your thinking syphallis
  429. (2:32:38 AM) Elo: maybe he has that
  430. (2:32:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  431. (2:32:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: are you trolling
  432. (2:32:50 AM) Elo: no
  433. (2:32:50 AM) [0RIGN] Mfume Apocal: lol
  434. (2:32:53 AM) Elo: trying to help my friend
  435. (2:33:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: for real though
  436. (2:33:08 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he needs to see a docter
  437. (2:33:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: doctor*
  438. (2:33:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: get a blood culture done
  439. (2:33:16 AM) Elo: arent you a doctor
  440. (2:33:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i cant tell what its is with general symptoms
  441. (2:33:28 AM) Elo: can you guys just skype
  442. (2:33:33 AM) Elo: and you tell him what it is
  443. (2:33:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thats the criteria for a shit load of stuff
  444. (2:33:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: potentially yes
  445. (2:33:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he needs bloodwork done
  446. (2:33:59 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so he can see what is actually the root of the infection
  447. (2:34:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and treat accordingly
  448. (2:34:23 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: + if he had polio
  449. (2:34:26 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he would have paralysis
  450. (2:34:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: at 3 weeks
  451. (2:34:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and he would be in recoery
  452. (2:34:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and not be able to feel at least 1 of his legs
  453. (2:34:45 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and lose his reflexes
  454. (2:35:02 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: but tbh
  455. (2:35:06 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: i fell asleep
  456. (2:35:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: polio can take 30 days
  457. (2:35:08 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: to show symptoms
  458. (2:35:20 AM) Elo: dana do you know anything about polio??
  459. (2:35:28 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: seriously doubt he has polio m8
  460. (2:35:32 AM) Elo: ok
  461. (2:35:42 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: wait, chols you have some std? gotta stop sleeping with the bargin hookers man
  462. (2:35:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: h,?
  463. (2:35:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: we all do
  464. (2:35:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: dana
  465. (2:35:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  466. (2:36:05 AM) Elo: I dont have an std
  467. (2:36:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: herpes is the most common virus family on the the planet
  468. (2:36:07 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yes you do
  469. (2:36:09 AM) Elo: no
  470. (2:36:14 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 9 out of 10 people
  471. (2:36:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: have the ebstein barr virus
  472. (2:36:21 AM) Elo: im the 1 of 10
  473. (2:36:22 AM) Elo: who doesnt
  474. (2:36:24 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: passed to them by their mother
  475. (2:36:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: or their siblings
  476. (2:36:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its the most common virus on the planet
  477. (2:36:46 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in the blood
  478. (2:36:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: only 1 out of those 9
  479. (2:36:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: will ever develop mono
  480. (2:37:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: a sub disease that is brought about by the virus
  481. (2:37:06 AM) Elo: dude I dont have any viruses
  482. (2:37:09 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  483. (2:37:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 200$
  484. (2:37:14 AM) Elo: I would know
  485. (2:37:15 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: says you do
  486. (2:37:17 AM) Elo: I would know
  487. (2:37:20 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no you wouldnt
  488. (2:37:24 AM) Elo: yes I would
  489. (2:37:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: shit can be dormant
  490. (2:37:27 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: your entire life
  491. (2:37:30 AM) Elo: no it fuckin cant
  492. (2:37:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: yes
  493. (2:37:32 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: it can
  494. (2:37:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  495. (2:37:36 AM) Elo: I would know if I was sick
  496. (2:37:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if you make any human contact
  497. (2:37:42 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: at all
  498. (2:37:48 AM) Elo: I barely do
  499. (2:37:49 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if youve ever had sex with a girl
  500. (2:37:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: period
  501. (2:37:51 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: the nile is also a river Elo
  502. (2:37:59 AM) Elo: i havent
  503. (2:38:03 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you are a virgin
  504. (2:38:05 AM) Elo: yeah
  505. (2:38:05 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: at 25
  506. (2:38:08 AM) Elo: im 23
  507. (2:38:11 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: wtf?
  508. (2:38:16 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i thought you were older than me
  509. (2:38:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: were both 23
  510. (2:38:18 AM) Elo: no
  511. (2:38:20 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: i was a virgin till i was 19, it happens
  512. (2:38:23 AM) Elo: im 24 on feb 2
  513. (2:38:26 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: i was till 17
  514. (2:38:29 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hm
  515. (2:38:31 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you are older
  516. (2:38:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: barely
  517. (2:38:37 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: seriouslyt hough
  518. (2:38:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 200$ says
  519. (2:38:43 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if you went and got bloodwork done
  520. (2:38:48 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you got some kind of virus in you
  521. (2:38:49 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: right now
  522. (2:38:52 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: guaranteed
  523. (2:38:54 AM) Elo: yeah the fuckin elo virus
  524. (2:38:56 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  525. (2:39:01 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: im not trolling at all
  526. (2:39:05 AM) Elo: neither am I
  527. (2:39:06 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: we all are infected with something
  528. (2:39:07 AM) Elo: im healthy as fuck
  529. (2:39:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: its part of being human
  530. (2:39:15 AM) Elo: no
  531. (2:39:31 AM) Elo: you know what
  532. (2:39:33 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: life threatening bacteria
  533. (2:39:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: on your skin
  534. (2:39:36 AM) Elo: no
  535. (2:39:36 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: right now
  536. (2:39:37 AM) Elo: fuck you
  537. (2:39:38 AM) Elo: not me
  538. (2:39:41 AM) Elo: I just showered
  539. (2:39:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  540. (2:39:44 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: that wont kill
  541. (2:39:47 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: what im referring to
  542. (2:39:48 AM) Elo: yes it will
  543. (2:39:53 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you have MRSA
  544. (2:39:54 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: in your nose
  545. (2:39:55 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: right now
  546. (2:39:56 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: you probably have a really good immune system, but you still might have on of those viruses chols is talking about
  547. (2:40:06 AM) Elo: you know what
  548. (2:40:07 AM) Elo: 200 bucks
  549. (2:40:09 AM) Elo: its on
  550. (2:40:13 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: go to a doctor
  551. (2:40:17 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: show me your lab values
  552. (2:40:17 AM) Elo: gonna send the question to dr oz
  553. (2:40:19 AM) Elo: see what he says
  554. (2:40:24 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and ill money wire you
  555. (2:40:25 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: 200$
  556. (2:40:28 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: if im wrong
  557. (2:40:31 AM) Elo: dr oz is judge
  558. (2:40:33 AM) Elo: agreed?
  559. (2:40:34 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: lol
  560. (2:40:35 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: no
  561. (2:40:36 AM) Elo: why
  562. (2:40:38 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: he doesnt deal with that
  563. (2:40:40 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: canadian dollar or us dollars? :P
  564. (2:40:41 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: thats not his practice
  565. (2:40:42 AM) Elo: hes a doctor dude
  566. (2:40:50 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: there are different kinds of doctors elo
  567. (2:40:53 AM) Elo: yeah shit ones
  568. (2:40:55 AM) Elo: who arent on tv
  569. (2:40:57 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: hes a general practioner
  570. (2:40:58 AM) Elo: and good ones who are
  571. (2:41:04 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: and an ex surgeon
  572. (2:41:15 AM) Elo: dude he has an emmy
  573. (2:41:18 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: you are trying to troll
  574. (2:41:19 AM) Elo: how can he be shit
  575. (2:41:19 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: so hard
  576. (2:41:29 AM) Elo: no im legit
  577. (2:41:33 AM) Elo: 200 bucks going on here
  578. (2:41:38 AM) Elo: one sec
  579. (2:41:39 AM) [0RIGN] Bigchols: your trollin
  580. (2:41:40 AM) Elo: hold on
  581. (2:41:46 AM) Elo: give 2 minutes
  582. (2:41:48 AM) [CTRLX] Dana Kait: we're BL., when do we NOT troll....
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