burrrrrito.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
#
# burrrrrito v0.01 - Concise version thanks to a kind
# redditor (ageddyn) - based on dicks.rb
#

# if you wish to make a dong from scratch
BU,RRRRRR,ITO = "bu","rr","ito++"

# you must first create the universe
def burrito (n)
  n.times do
    puts "#{BU}#{RRRRRR * (rand(10)+1)}#{ITO}"
  end
end

burrito(ARGV.empty? ? 5 : ARGV.pop.to_i)