Fun fact: if a whore was training for a dick marathon, it breaks down as such- 26 miles of dick <-- 5280ft per mile x 26 miles = 137,280ft in one marathon. If we use the length of the average dick at 6in. This said "whore" would have to take approximately 274,560 dicks to complete this special marathon. To put that in perspective, she would have to be rammed by two entire USC Coliseums (approx. 90,000 people) and one staples center. I would hate to be #248,001 in line :(