spookiestspook@nobleview-$ conn koi-mastermain
Insert the portable media and press ENTER:

Connecting to koi-mastermain . . . done!

OS/5 koi-mastermain tty275
koi-mastermain user: spookiestspook
Password: ************
Login incorrect
koi-mastermain user: spookiestspook
Password: ********

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Last login: Tue 5 25 14:27:04 KCT 2608 on tty275 from 21:4a:70:29:9c:15
Welcome to OS/5 9.52.1 (UniKern 4.55.1-21-mainframe x64_42)

* Documentation: int://help.docs
* System documentation: ext://docs.unikern.org/rtfm/os5
* Support: ext://help.koi.kt.gov

Contact an administrator at:
* youdontseeme@koi-mastermain
or:
*  randomadmin@koi.kt.gov

117 packages can be updated.
87 are security updates.

MOTD (set by youdontseeme@koi-mastermain, 5/26/08 05:14): Please check *all* intelligence constructs before attaching them to the mainframe! More information in /home/odin/allseer/52208

spookiestspook@koi-mastermain-$ cp /home/odin/allseer/52208
spookiestspook@koi-mastermain-$ r 52208


-- Project Allseer --
- Intelligent Constructs Division -

| Guidelines |
|| Introduction ||
Hello, curious wanderer! Project Allseer is likely know to you by this point, so our objective will be to introduce you to the Intelligent Constructs division! This division of the project handles not only the creation and design of intelligent constructs, but also the policy guideline creation and procedures generation for managing, interacting with, and legislating said constructs. As such, you may become bored with "legalese" style writing, since it permeates our documents at every level, but rest assured - if you make one misstep with regards to these guidelines, you won't have the time to know you made a mistake!

|| Why You're Here ||
If you're reading this document in May of 2608, then you're here because of an intern's mistake! They connected a fledgling construct to one of the development mainframes, which resulted in the complete and total loss of the development datacentre surrounding that mainframe. Of course, backups were stored off-site that minimised the long-term damage, but that intern sure will have a hard time finding another KOI job!

As such, the current policy regarding constructs is to assess the construct fully using one of the development assessor stations available at your local KOI branch before connecting them to any mainframe. This policy applies to any and all intelligence constructs having entered existence after the 19th of October, 2605.

^C
Exiting file...
spookiestspook@koi-mastermain-$ mail
uniMail version 6.1.2 01/15/2601. Type ? for help.
"/var/mail/spookiestspook": 2 messages
> 	1 youdontseeme@koi-mastermain	Thur Apr	24 02:19 51/2427 re:chess
     2 youdontseeme@koi-mastermain	Wed May	26 05:50	##/## 	lochacc
& 2
Message 2:
From youdontseeme@koi-mastermain Wed May 26 05:50 2608
Date: Wed, May 26, 2608 05:50 0000 (KCT)
From: youdontseeme@koi-mastermain
To: spookiestspook@koi-mastermain
Subject: lochacc
User-Agent: uniMail version 6.1.2 01/15/2601
Content-Type: text/plain

for some reason, looks like one of the congressmen wants to overhaul the
loch accords - something about how we shouldn't be snooping around on the
wall, the right of the public and our allies to know what really happened out
at lochponte back in the day, all that. i just don't want budget cuts, i could
care less about all the hearts and minds stuff.
curious about your opinion on it, links should be all over the intranet by now
(if not the main net).
& R2
Reply
From: spookiestspook@koi-mastermain
To: youdontseeme@koi-mastermain
Subject: re:lochacc
User-Agent: uniMail version 6.1.2 01/15/2601
Content-Type: txt/plain
i know we were planning to meet up and go over some sysadmin stuff from
the 3.3 days later, mind if we talk about this then? easier to prevent the
skiddies downstairs from listening in on that. found one of 'em cracked my
display cables last week, but they forgot to update the checksum. wouldn't
even boot, but i'll be a little paranoid until they finally graduate the academy
and aren't put up to that sorta stuff anymore.
1500 local, same place, etc. ping me on longcomms if it doesn't work, gonna
have mail muted for the rest of the day.
^X
Sending . . . Sent!
& q
Saved 1 message in /home/spookiestspook/mbox
Held 3 messages in general postmaster's system in /var/mail
spookiestspook@koi-mastermain-$ loctime
14:34:04 LST
You have 1 @ in #main - your friendly local chatbot
spookiestspook@koi-mastermain-$ chat int://main.chat
14:34:59       		| spookiestspook (koi-mastermain) has joined #main
14:34:59           | Topic for #main is "keep it civil already, you're all intelligence professionals for crying out loud"
14:34:59           | Topic set by youdontseeme (koi-mastermain)
14:34:59           | Channel #main: 534 nicks (11op, 0v, 521n)
14:34:59 sk1c1 | @spook why you gotta ruin our fun | From your @s at 14:34
14:35      sk1c1 | we just wanna graduate, you don't have to keep stopping us
14:35          you | it's called opsec, mate
14:36          you | also a little something called professional/personal privacy?
14:36          you | go try and crack/bug somebody else, i don't have time, and you don't have security clearances for what you'd find
14:37          you |  i hear the jaintors are practically handing out the diplomas this year
1437       sk2c2 | oof dude
14:37          you | /quit
Connection closed
spookiestspook@koi-mastermain-$ rtr -iq
+---+  --+--   +---+    ---+
|       |      |        |      |          |
+---+      |       +---+      --+
|  \          |        | \              |
|    \        |        |   \      ---+
Welcome to RTR 3 (rtr-3.0.102-alpha), the script for script kiddies against script kiddies!
~~~QUANTUM OPTIMIZATION ENABLED~~~
Enter IP (or "localhost" for breaking your own device): localhost
Enter acct(s) to target (comma-separated): root,sk1c1,sk2c1,sk3c1,sk4c1
Enter expected encryption type (or leave blank for auto-guessing):
Enter output file: ~/566ndat3339eicv/llerhwy/outcron/603doublesided.txt
IP: Locahost
Targets: root,sk[1-4]c1
Encryption & Security: auto-guess
Output file: ~/566ndat3339eicv/llerhwy/outcron/603doublesided.txt
Confirm [y/n]? y
Combinations tried: 9,326,034,939
Elapsed time: 7m49s2ms
Complete! Check output file!
root@koi-mastermain-# chpsswd sk1c1 -i=int://spookspook.drop/6O3desd.txt
New password: ************
Confirm: ************
root@koi-mastermain-# rm -rf /home/sk1c1
root@koi-mastermain-# mkdir /home/sk1c1
root@koi-mastermain-# cat > /home/sk1c1/youve-been-spooked.txt
hello!
you've been visited by the spook!
pass on the spook in 03.101 spooky seconds or risk being 2spooked to work!
cease your ways or be spooked again!
root@koi-mastermain-# exit
spookiestspook@koi-mastermain-$ quikmail -t=youdontseeme@koi-mastermain -s=sk1c1 -c="found the skiddie who messed with my office. retribution is 2spooky."
quikmail 9.5 to youdontseeme@koi-mastermain: sent!
spookiestspook@koi-mastermain-$ get int://spookspook.drop/cleaner.txt --out=cl.txt
spookiestspook@koi-mastermain-$ ./cl.txt
cleaning logs --- [ok]
cleaning passwords --- [ok]
cleaning histories --- [ok]
cleaning network interfaces --- [ok]
cleaning commands --- [ok]
cleaning cleaner --- [ok]
ok
spookiestspook@koi-mastermain-$ exit
Logging out . . . done!
Closing connection to koi-mastermain from nobleview . . . done!
Please eject the portable media and press ENTER:

spookiestspook@nobleview-$ quikmail -t=youdontseeme@ext://hfdf -s=sk1c1-cont -c="here's my logs from the session, figured back when my office was bugged that i should send over whatever i did to you for posterity's sake" --send-time=on-start --attachment=~/logs.txt
quikmail 9.5 to youdontseeme@ext://hfdf: sent!
spookiestspook@nobleview-$  shutdown --hard now
going for shutdown NOW!
Shutting down . . .
encr: [ok]
pwr: [ok]
net: [ok]
sec: [ok]
per: [ok]
disp: [damaged]

Please review the action item list above, note any issues, and press ENTER:

It is now safe to power off your terminal. If you wish to switch your terminal to standalone mode, please restart your terminal with the "SD1" switch enabled.